Video game has alcohol

>video game has alcohol
>consume once
>camera gets all blurry and starts shaking
Why can't developers get it right?

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It's kinda hard to portray a bodily feeling through a monitor.

Nice feet.

they knew exactly what they were doing when they made this post

Do Americans really shit themselves at the slightest inconvenience?

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FACE HER UPRIGHT AT LEAST

What

>game has alcohol
>drink copious amounts of it
>slight blur effect on the screen for a few seconds
>other than that there's no negative effects whatsoever

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Cool Wine Aunt in the making.

Obsessed

>hide all child comments
Fuck, I wish 4channel had this

>Dr. Pavel I'm Redditor

You don't leave passed out people facing up, they can choke on their own vomit.

>video game has alcohol
>consume once
>your avatar eats a bunch of snacks out of the kitchen before going to bed an hour earlier than usual

Why can't developers get it right?

thats exactly what gets drunk frat boys killed

>Use drugs in a game
>Controls get all fucked up
>Screen distorts

Why don't you just move to the USA if you care so much about its people?

Obese

>USA
>people
?

She didn't shit herself. The brown marks are reindeer

One way to do alcohol right would be to upscale HUD text/ingame tips and make them very enticing

I must be bitchmade because I drink 2 beers and feel nauseous for the next day. It's not even enough to make me tipsy. Sucks because I live in the beer capital of the USA.

do what?
the pants make her look like she has no ass at all

>getting drunk off of a little bit of wine
women are so pathetic

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My Summer Car has the best drunk effect in video games. Not because of the visuals, but because it forces you to behave like you would while drunk. Because your vision is going apeshit, you can only see snippets of where you want to go or where the thing you want to pick up is. This forces you to approximate your movements and rely on gut instinct like a drunk person does. As a result, you end up authentically bumbling around running into shit.

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>game shows an acid trip
>WOAHH COOL COLORSSSS
>WOAH THINGS THAT ARENT THERE!!!

>7 glasses of wine

kek, but on another note why do people like wine? I think it taste like ass.

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you have to go back

put her on her side. Hard to breathe laying face down and you'll choke on vomit if you lay on your back

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>drink alcohol
>it gives you strength

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How do you get this wasted with 7 glasses of wine? That's barely more than a bottle.

I spent saints patricks day drinking from mid day to midnight and never got that drunk. Just felt happy. I had 2-3 pints every hour in addition to vodka and various shots and also some whiskey. I didn't feel hung over the next day and actually felt fucking great and went for a jog. Am I broken?

lemme ask ya summin

Drink on an empty stomach

>strong independent woman who no need no man
>quirky, cool, modern, wild, random
>instant gratification injected through user internet strangers's likes
>future cool wine aunt with a suspicious amount of money
>20s speed run wasted 101 or 30s dried up childless leader
>fierce manager focused on career and not archaic family so called values
just as the queen of blades spawns and mends dna in hots so are a certain olfactory protruded mammals right here. what a time to be alive.

Shitty wine tastes like nail polish remover, but decent wine is cozy as hell.

thats literally what it does