*girl joins your group*

>He's wearing a black collar

Mfw this zoomer is probably gay for me.

Ffs I'm not even a pedo let alone gay how come I keep on getting attractive men hit on me yet I'm A BBW CHUBCHONKCHUNK CHASING VIRGIN REE
T. straight white male
Mine showed me his bum ree
He's lucky I'm not gay haha what a fag haha

>girl joins group
>social retard guys all act like retards
>blame girl for the actions of guys
every time

source me fag

*buys your game because it features an anime girl*

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>Girl joins the game.
Okay not so bad everything is still fine.
>She uses her mic.
>Now everyone is using their mic trying to fall onto each other talking to her.
>The alpha virgins try to flex dominance by discrediting the lesser virgins.
>The beacon oh hope gets on his mic to yell at people for not playing the game and oogling internet pussy.
>The virgins band together to form the league of dapper gentleman and badmouth the last player trying to play the video game they all payed for and got on.
>Team V attempts to nostalgia about bad mouthing that guy from literally 5 minutes ago and tries to chitchat with femanon.
>After 5-300 attempts of everyone adding her she finally leaves to find another server.
>Everyone else leaves to follow her and the server dies.
Every single time.

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Man i wish girls were real

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>Playing wow last night
>doing heroic pug memes with some random guild group
>there's an extremely shit hunter that barely knows what to do
>finally go into discord for mekka fight
>it's a girl.jpeg
>she's also apart of the guild
>ah shit here we go again
>literally sounds distressed half the time and getting told what to do by some dude in the background
>we breeze through up until blockade
>she dies instantly in the fight 3 times
>dies again in second phase
>some people still messing up mechanics and with her dying every time it doesn't help
>out of no where see "good job hunter"
>from the guildies
>she gets kicked out of the raid
>no one white knighted her
>megaraughmode
>finally get through and beat Jaina after a couple attempts
>turns out the nutso fury warrior that was consistently top of the raid dps was a random girl the whole time
>impressive boner
>mfw

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Hey user, what's up?

>Redhead
>Green Eyes
>Freckles
>Gymshorts
>Sneakers with oversized socks
>Braces or possibly Sharp teeth, hard to tell from pic
>Nice ass

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sauce me brother

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>alpha virgin
What's the difference between one of those and a lesser virgin? If they were alpha, they wouldn't be a virgin at all

artist is Piero

An alpha virgin is a virgin with a very slight amount of testicles and confidence and attempts to insert themselves temporarily into the higher order by lowering the other virgins beneath him. It is quite interesting in fact, you'll know when you are around an alpha virgin if he is cool to hang with and becomes a dick to someone when he has more than 1 friend around at one time.

>girl
>everyone remembers her name and wants to talk to her 24/7
gamers rise up we dont need this shit in our lives.

Haha that's me

>remembering the name
I'll admit I'm guilty of doing this too, although I mostly play fighting games so getting a girl willing to use the mic on those is rare.

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Twerking is nigger shit.

this

But really thought, if you were a girl with a nice ass, wouldn't you shake your ass too?

couple of homos lel

I'd rather have big juicy boobies

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>nigger joins your team and starts shit talking the other team

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But would you shake them?

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source me please

this must be caucasian gorl

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Based. Having a black dude hype your team up and shit on the other is great.

Tits>ass

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There's ways of showing off something without acting like a nig.

I NEED MORE POWER

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>Girl joins the server
>nobody was talking anyway
Good to have a conversation starter

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>Ignore the girl because you don't want to seem thirsty
>Later people say you're being rude to her

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>asymmetry
well now who do we have here

Tits are just displaced asses.

www.gelbooru.com

Who is this holy shit

>girl enters in discord group
>she claims she is mute
>everyone falls for her
>we trade nudes
>ending up falling in love with her
>she was sending the same nudes she sent to me to other people
>i tried to reverse search the nudes but nothing
>one friend risks his dick pic to mirror one of her nudes and reverse search it
>hit
>mfw i fell in love with a catfish

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>cute bunny joins the group

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