WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGG HEEEERRRRRRERRRRREREEEEEEEEEE?

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Daily reminder that Max Payne 3 is the superior game of the trilogy in EVERY WAY.

Nostalgiafags can suck my fat cock.

EVERYTHING IS LEGAL. WE HAVE THE PAPERWORK

WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFUFFFFFFFFFF HAVE YOU BEEN DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

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BAGHDAD

CARALHO

>UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENES

On a polish level, yes, but it ignores the soul of MP 1 and 2 of being self aware arcadey shooters with black humor instead of just dark.

The aim-down-sights and cover of MP3 made it so it was better to hold angles and clear methodically to beat the stages, meanwhile the other two demanded constant movement to stay alive.

FUFF you

btw the scene would be 100% better if Serrano had a right hand who ends up on the doctor's table

GLUE

>one od the best TPP shooters out there
>unskippable 4 minutes transition and cutscenes

What the fuck R* was thinking.

it's okay to think this. it just means you don't know what you're talking about, that's all. you've got rockstar's cum all over your chin and you're paying them for the pleasure.

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BECK
ER

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It runs on the same engine as GTAV. The cut scenes are the loading screens, if you're computer is beefy enough you can skip like 60 secs in.

MY PROBLEM!?

If they have Sam Lake come back and fix the series the a mid-quel (lol what happen to wooden's secret society) and sequel ill forgive them.

I

KNOW

E V E R Y T H I N G

>Not everything my friend

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The skips being so delayed are a lie. The loading can end much, much sooner as the engine's fairly optimized, and modders found out the hard way that you can actually technically skip a lot sooner but the game enforces an arbitrary wait period just so you don't skip everything. Likely a means to ensure stability on consoles that struggled to get the game even consistently running at 30FPS.

I played this game 4 times and don't remember what the story was about

first two games destroy 3 in terms of atmosphere. fighting your way through an empty soccer stadium (inb4 euros rage) is not comfy at all

worthless spics get kidnapped and spics kill other spics

Max fails at being a bodyguard to rich people

based

cringe

Max Payne fails at life part 3 (GONE WRONG) [IN THE HOOD] (ALMOST DIED)

Could the base game play of this game make a good John Wick game?

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I'm guessing Max doesn't remember either.

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ELECTRONIC

ROBOTIC

PEOPLE

I fapped to this

Honestly astonishing how they went from the shooting mechanics in this then to gtaV, I honestly thought they'd improve upon it and I'd be blow away by graV but no

What a shame

>no Max Payne game based on Sicario

Imagine the kino

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no max payne game based on bope

>kill her
>get a boner

everytime

PASSOS

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How the fuck do I get past favella I was on a roll during a replay on pc but it's fucking aids
>constantly run out of ammo even with headshots
>end up scav and die

>that skin deformation around the thong

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Imagine a max payne narcos sicario breaking bad tier game it would be beyond goat
Sadly rockstar and remedy make nothing but shit
>quantumn break is a literal tv movie game
>Alan wake sucked
>control has le powerful femme fatal
It's gkn a su k too isn't it

you'll walk...WITH A LIMP

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

SAVE US ONCE

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>yfw

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>3 is better than 1

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why do these threads want me to redownload this game?

MP3 is almost beat for beat Man On Fire with a bit of Elite Squad sprinkled in. When I found out how much of MP3's plot is stolen it really undermined what is
otherwise a decent story for me.
The flashbacks to New York were the best part of the game anyway. I wanted so much more of that mob story.

>rockstar social club

Man on Fire and both Elite Squads were great though. Actually enhanced things for me.

not that much of a hassle. played gta5 and didn't have any issue. actually, now that i think of it, only had 1 time when my code wouldn't fucking validate and i was locked out of playing max payne 3 and that pissed me off.

reminder that you can skip cutscenes with a mod

>payne in the ass

At least it actually worked as opposed to GFWL
Fuck you GTA4

Thank god for xliveless.

post songs NOW
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I'm baffled how much of a idiot James McCaffrey sounds in MP3. It's like the direction they gave him was to sounds as ridiculous as possible. Even when he's not screaming ridiculously, he sounds like he's putting in effort to hack it in every time he's talking about rich BRs.

i truly don't have an image to convey how powerful and badass you feel when that song starts playing in the airport.
i had become the avenging angel of death, when i really just looked like a fat bald dude with a bad temper.

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Max Payne 3 is a good game

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Too many interruptions and the drawn as fuck pacing triggered my autism.

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downloaded and still can't skip the opening cutscene after 2 mins of it. is the cutscene heavy nature of the game gonna be tedious for another playthrough?

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Yes, yes it is.

all MP games are good(except 2).
and 3 is good but its linearity brings it down from being great, the only level where you don't bump into a wall when diving is the airport and a few more
also god tier ost

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played through 3 times in fine with it bcause voice acting is so good

skip mod

BASED

youve been turning people into
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

brasil was pretty cool, i want more games set in that shithole

I AIN'T SLIPPING, MAN
I'M SLIPPED.

Love blasting this shit in the car, especially when its dark.

the game is lying to you. install the plugin that lets you actually skip them

Say what you want about the game, but the ending was 100% kino
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how do you turn off these god awful post-processing effects?