Planning a video game party next weekend, need some advice

Planning a video game party next weekend, need some advice.

I am really picky about getting my controllers and consoles covered in grease and food so what kind of food should I serve?

I'm a girl btw

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Tell them to bring their own.

controllers I mean

I mean there's only two options, either:
This, or all you can do is clean them with alcohol afterwards.
JUST DON'T LET THEM TOUCH CERTAIN TYPES OF TOMATO BASED SAUCE WITH THEIR BARE HANDS AND THEN YOUR CONTROLLERS
NOTHING WILL CLEAN IT
NOTHING
I LOST A WII CLASSIC CONTROLLER TO THAT BULLSHIT, IT'S FOREVER PINKISH RED

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no i'm a girl

>video game party

What is Metal Jesus. Is this some ironic degenerate thing. I'm warning you I don't like tricks.

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Tell them to bring their own controllers or just use tissues in general to avoid too much greasing. Holding a slice of pizza with a tissue makes a huge difference already.

what the fuck
who is this goblin?

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some youtube personality with a jesus beard and an affinity for heavy rock and roll music

am I the only one who wants to fuck the fat girl?

no, there's a lot of lardlubbers on Yea Forums, which is one of the many reasons why thursdays are a shitty day of the week

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A fat bum with a moldy house that could always use about $50,000
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How the fuck can you unironically link someone called "radical rick" and in his channel description it says, unironically "Can you handle my Radical brand of satire?".

Fucking MOM IS GONNA FREAK WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY tier.
Why the fuck does no one on Yea Forums watch normal channels on youtube?
Why is it always some edgy shit?

Have sex.

DALE

tfw no midget jewish qt to give me standing blowjobs

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Yes, fat "people" deserve the rope.

Who the fuck plays with the stick like that?

>there are people who will play games with their hands covered in pizza grease
there are some sick fucks in this world

First post is the best post. Controllers cost far too much, and are far too fragile to leave with idiots unattended. Not to mention the possibility that someone "mistakes" your controller for theirs.

>nailbiter
psycho trash