What video games did he play?

wow, is this a thread on Yea Forums, the board on Yea Forums for discussing video games? But that would be impossible. This thread's OP picture is not directly from a video game. I cannot believe this. This thread obviously does not belong on Yea Forums - Video Games. I'm sorry, Anonymous poster, I'm going to have to contact the admins for this board and have your thread removes. Think about that next time you decide to post an off topic picture on my board :^)

i dont know...

Real talk: There's a way to do a dignified southern accent. People in south try to sound more like Shelby Foote then Cletus.

Forced meme

FROM HIS POINT OF VIEW HE HAS THE HIGH GROUND

>something happened in 2011
>dig it up to make a modern meme
sounds like pol allright

>/pol/
Interrogation kino is a Yea Forums meme.

>exposing yourself as a newfat redditard

What was going through his mind in this moment?

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spoonfeeding fucker

40%

you are disabled

>questioning without a lawyer present

That was the guy's biggest fuck-up

Cops do it all the time
But also, dude was a law student, that's why his interview was so dull, he did what his law teacher told him to

He's a law student so he should have definitely known better. Even if he wasn't, fucking tv shows do it all the time.

who cares dude Yea Forums tolerates it now

He handled it pretty well, didn't give any detials besides "yes" "no" and "i don't know", if you're in that situation, that's exactly what you should do

>He's a law student

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Dont know why white people love this meme so much its just boring interview and HURR hes bending the chair! Seriously who gives a shit ahout this meme

he sit perfect still and never move come on wow man

Champ Kind btfoing him for owning bunch of weebshit swords and knowing nothing about them makes it entertaining

If you answer anything at all, you throw away your due process. And anything he answers can be used against him. If it's general street questioning, sure, why not, but if he's in an interrogation room of all places, lawyer is highly recommended to be present with you, and you can even refuse to answer questions until a lawyer arrives because they must cease questioning once you ask for one. Any further questioning beyond that point can have the evidence thrown out in court and use of it can be used to declare a mistrial.

I know Yea Forums is racist, but cmon.

>Law student thinks he can get away with murder
>Targets his oneitis who lives next to him in the apartment
>Buys a hacksaw and other cleaning supplies
>Breaks in because somehow he has keys to every apartment
>Kills her and rapes her
>Chips up the body in his bathroom
>Throws the pieces away in the dumpster
>The next day cops show up because she's been reported missing
>The cop cars block the dumpster preventing the body parts from being taken, someone finds the torso
>He immediately injects himself into the investigation and makes himself look guilty af right off the bat
>Cops dig a bit
>Becomes obvious he did it, has all sorts of evidence around his apartment and people know he's a creep and has been after that girl
>Gets arrested and os now on jail for life
All for a legit 3/10 girl. Lmao

that's chair abuse right there

you just shut up. Police will never tell the court you helped them out in the interogation, they only tell the court you said something that could indict you

I've never seen someone sit so perfectly still.

>Law student thinks he can get away with murder
>Throws the pieces away in the dumpster

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>Kills her and rapes her
in that order?

It's kino

>kills her and rapes her
Does it count as rape when she's dead and can't say no

He is literally a typical incel. Killed a woman because she would not have sex with him. How fucking pathetic is that? Yikes.

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If he can't prove that he used necromancy on her to acquire consent it's still rape

It's forced as hell. The only good part of the whole bit is when he threatens to take away his videogames.

babies cant consent either

>Ever talking to police during an investigation
Know how I know he wasn't top of his class?

Imagine being this comfortable

pls explain I'm retarded

dumb bitchboy

Was it autism?

lol at you for not being white

>law student
>kills someone
the world really is a comedy

*YAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWNNNNN*
"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

you ever been this comfotable,


stephen?

I love watching awful people get completely fucked. The cop is unironically based. Feels good to hammer down crooks and creeps who ruin other people’s lives desu

>2011
>looks like footage from the 80s

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i don't know

i don't know

i don't know

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN, STEPHEN

>*mumbles* "No more video games, Stephen.

I don't understand how someone so unpersonable and awkward was a law student. How the fuck would he manage that profession at all?

he's conserving his energy

Damn, duct tape sure is some strong shit.

How do you people even find this shit?

>getting bodied by a reporter
Dude is just crumbling in that video.

Are you really trying to see the logic or quality into forced memes? Its literally "spam untill you like it" with every meme on existance

Not really, the line between lawyer and psychopathic killer is basically a high paycheck

yea, right there kid. keep stroking and i'll make sure they'll go easy on you

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youtube.com/watch?v=wWYCPHReuoo

>there will be no more video games
i feel like he went too far here

This guy actually used to post on Operatorchan (dead now) back when I would frequent it. I can't remember if he played videogames. Some other members actually knew him in real life. They all said he was a creep and everyone was pretty quick to stop mentioning him, to the point of where saying his username would get you banned.

Funnily enough, OPchan was very small but had a few members who went on to become murderers.

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OwO

>sounds like pol
What the absolute fuck? Maybe it's time for an extended vacation away from the internet.

th-thaaat's it, stephen

What does that make you?

So...are you going to murder someone too? Should we call anyone just in case?

How would you discard the body parts if you're in this situation?

I wouldn't know this was a video if the timer wasn't there.

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That's a strong chair, holy shit.

STAYVEN WHAYYY
its the same thing, but it isnt.
this is like when you were young and you took da cookie out da cookie jar
how do ya go thru life wit no friends?
does that make sense to you? "yes" what im sayin is makin sense to you? "no"
You cut underwear out to look like a mask?

its fucking loaded with kino moments

THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR

holy shit
video of him spying on the girl through her window
youtube.com/watch?v=snVqd7tooW0

Oh, I forgot to mention his username was "SOL", which stood for Son of Liberty. So maybe he liked the worst MGS game?

Dumpster another town over, somewhere with a shitload of niggers.

go out in the woods and bury them

Answer the questions Anonymous.

dahmer style he had a good thing going for a while.

>Imagine being Stephen in that interview and having to be all like "damn, Officer, you fuckin' fine, all flexible with your plump body and horrific balding lard face. I would totally have a revealing conversation with you, both my façade and the real me." when all he really wants to do is steal some more condoms from his neigbor's room. Like seriously imagine having to be Stephen and not only sit in that chair while Officer Hick McFart flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his beer gut and greasy forehead, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that stretch. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on the PD tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, OFFICER BOB INTERROGATES LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his glutton Gandolfini-esque lard fucking face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of anime dolls and later alleged murder victims for your ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out Law School. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his gurgling stomach as he draws it out as he bends it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity of wasting time to sit there and revel in his "real man (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal deep fried donut regimes in the previous months. And then the detective calls for another interrogation, and you know you could clumsily kill every single person in this room before the police could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Stephen. You're not going to lose your future law career over this. Just bear it. Sit still and bear it.

Acid in the tub.

Dude seemed stupid as shit. How the fuck did he get into law school again? I mean, am I missing some kind of low standard here? I thought getting into law school required pretty high standing grades and that most people sought law school after already completing a 2, 4 year degree. But this guy seems like he spent all his time downloading cheese pizza and masturbating to some woman he was stalking and posting on some now dead chan.

>law school student
>sat there and talked to a detective without a lawyer for 2 hours
I mean they would've definitely got him from DNA evidence because he seems like a retard but what?

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Damn that reporter has an annoying voice. I don't understand how american men can stand their women.

I literally can't believe that that a -chan filled with socially awkward autists and sperglords whose particular affliction is for military fantasies would have a few woman killers down the line.

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BODY?!

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They can't hence why they all sign up for the IED treatment in the middle east.

any more lore to share?

To be fair, they never found the other pieces. Or at least not that I know of. If the trash got taken a little earlier and he didn't talk to the reporters/cops, AND he covered his tracks better (no receipts or packaging for fucking hacksaws and bleach and shit), he might have gotten away with it. Also if he completely erased his search history and videos, didn't keep her underwear, and got rid of all the keys he had.

So yeah, he totally fucked it up royally

well, if I became a psychopath. Before committing anything, I would dig through the concrete of my basement and create a 2nd level basement to hide bodies in that was only accessible through non-obvious means.

I don’t know...

I wanna know what type of chair is that, I want to buy it

He actually didn't get nailed until he confessed on his own like six months after the interrogation. They got stonewalled hard in that footage, if you're going to talk, that's all you should say.

>b-body........ i...........

Pure kino. He genuinely thought he had gotten away with it and then instantly realised he hadn't.

>HAVE YOU EVER FELT THIS LEVEL OF COMFY, STEPHEN?
>I-I don't know

this is what the typical Yea Forums poster looks like

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Yeah but why talk at all?

>you will never be a portly Southern detective who gets to grill incel NEETs with your buddy

Hands down the best job ever

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I love that anyone has a military fantasy. I was actually in the army, and after I left I got crazy fantastic questions about what I did and who did I kill from people I told about my time in service. I mean, most of my time was police call, CQ, doing motorpool maintenance, and talking on the radio inside the confines of a FOB as a fobbit, but I get all that crap about if I raided rooms and held up locals and killed some ragheads. My military life couldn't have been farther from that fantasy.

did he lurk?

Yeah it really is something how video cameras in American police stations/court houses/prisons are all super outdated.

youtube.com/watch?v=tOXlWAZqVDg

That interrogation was recorded in 2016 but looks and sounds like it was recorded on webcam someone bought for $30 at Walmart 20 years ago.

he's pretty good at it isn't he

>kino
INCEL

You think he's thinking rationally? He was fucked whatever happened. It didn't matter what he did

As legalbro I once had gotten a friend free while there were four witnesses and the fellow suspect said his name. But that case made it quite clear why you shouldn't talk to the police.

>my bro and his friend beat up one guy at a bar
>his friend gets caught and confesses everything and names my bro as the second attacker
>my bro asks me what to tell the police
>tell him to stick with the truth when it comes to everything outside of the bar. And that he went to the bar with the guy, but inside the bar he hung out with different people and lost track of his friend and then went outside. He hasn't seen a fight and can't remember details.
>the police doesn't buy it and it goes to court
>before court I read the evidence the police has on him
>his friend who pointed him out was very drunk
>the four witnesses all had a different story and different descriptions of the attackers
>it could have been one or two attackers, a bald one, one with long hair or a curly haired one, with black or brown hair
>high chance that he got confused with someone else
>it's not even sure if there was a second attacker based on the witness statements
>write a letter to his lawyer detailing exactly what he should say (because lawyers are lazy fucks, so if you want proper representation you better think along)
>my bro tells his story in court and goes free
>the victim apologized to him for getting him caught up in this
>his lawyer asks my bro if he was guilty or not
That's when I learned not to say a thing until you see the evidence.

>Completely blocks any chance of the cops forcing him to say something incriminating
Alpha as fuck

What causes people to look like they always have a mouth full of shit like that?

What time does he do this?

>Hears her say "body"
>Immediately crumbles
It's like a fucking TV drama, holy shit.

I think he confessed on his own due to things they found in his place like actual CP so there was a plea deal which knocked the CP charge out.

About halfway through. A few minutes later he actually falls down and gets all embarrassed and has to leave the room for a minute.

>I think he confessed on his own due to things they found in his place like actual CP so there was a plea deal which knocked the CP charge out.
typical Yea Forums user

Thank you, it was exactly my point to the guy you replied to.

Narrow/weak jaw and face fat

just a few milimetres of bone

Prison life doesn't appear to be treating him well.

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He should have named his folders "don't click"

Why is it always the chinlets?

kinda looks like review bruh

holy kek

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At least his hair isn't shit anymore

>be law student
>kill someone and dump their body in the dumpster of your apartment complex
guy can't be that fucking stupid, must have just been nerves. guy was such a pussy he couldn't even be a proper psychopathic murderer

watching 1 season of the sopranos will teach you how to dispose of a body properly

Anything to make the body decompose faster. Get rid of fingerprints and teeth so identification is hard or next to impossible if found before complete decomposition.

>Omega male rapist murderer
He's been in solitary the whole time. His typical daily human interraction is guards throwing him food under the door and escorting him to a secluded exercise cage

>Two can play this game, detective.
>Your move.

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How does he get haircuts? Does he have his own robot barber?

Killing someone in a fit of passion is completely different then dismembering someone after the fact.

Muh secret klub