Lowly dps and tank players should always thank and commend their healer.
Lowly dps and tank players should always thank and commend their healer
Ayden Martinez
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Jackson Perry
Milkies
Jack Morgan
How come all healsluts are male.
Where are the submissive women?
Leo Wood
not this shit again
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Chase Miller
Healers should thank the tanks and FPS for performing the actual difficult role, and they should be grateful they got carried because healing is a braindead role.
Bentley Wright
Trust me, the male sluts are way less trouble.
Xavier Green
You definitely didn't make this thread for an excuse to post the dumb dot article about healsluts. Nah, nobody would be that pathetic.
Jace Baker
But I like women.
Robert Smith
Isn't Mercy the worst healer in the game?
Kayden Wright
Shut the fuck up and keep healing me you healslut
Grayson Young
Elijah Jones
Not these ones you wouldn't
Ethan Thompson
truth
John Taylor
Why not?
Aaron King
No its your job
Do you want a medal everytime you go to work and do the bare minimum?
Kys
Jordan Wright
>joke is equivalent as thanking your bus driver
Yikes
Adrian Perry
Shut your slut mouth and get to healing, it's your job.
Adam Howard
Healers are the strongest and should be bowed down to by tanks and dps players!
David Lopez
Healsluts (male) just want to be sluts and make you cum. Maybe keep in touch to do it again if you're fun to play with.
Healsluts (female) are broken and will quickly try to turn you into their boyfriend because she showed you her tits.
At least that's what the experience was for me as somebody close to one who watched it happen.
Joshua Gonzalez
Onions. DPS players win games.
Grayson Brown
Lol no
Luke Evans
>DPS players win game
The only reason you ever won a game is because your healer allowed you to.
Gabriel Gray
I want a mommy healer to bimbofy me into a healslut!
Aiden Adams
Shut up!
Healers are there to provide you with necessary healing in order to win the game.
We are NOT nymphomaniacs, we are stronger than all the other roles combined!
Aiden Adams
Some of you clearly are.
You're wasting your (You)s on me, I actually spend a good amount of time healing in games because I like to be credit to team.
But then again I remember after a particularly difficult game one of the players got way too excited and yelled OH YEAH TEAM FUCK MY ASS AND FILL ME WITH YOUR CUM and it turned out to be the Reaper, so take that as you will.
Liam Ortiz
A healer character is the laziest way to make a support character
if you want to make a good support character then make a good buffer/debuffer
Nolan Myers
but what if we want to be their boyfriend
I'm so fucking alone
Brody Gray
The virgin Mercy vs the CHAD Medic.
Jaxon Foster
Then you ask yourself, what makes you think she'll stop healslutting just because of that.
>Mercy
>Virgin
Jacob Fisher
why does she want to know?
Camden Williams
This is the third time you shoved this shit in the board, and i will always be here to show you the actual healer instead of this bitch.
Levi Perez
Ryan Wood
She wants to film it
Logan Howard
no asshole i'm not gonna thank you for doing your job. you wouldn't thank a tank for tanking damage, do your job. if you excel at your job, maybe a gg nice job but that's about it, i wouldn't expect a shower of praise for doing the basic tanking.
Ethan Diaz
There's only one healer who gets my thanks and appreciation.
Alexander Sanders
I actually agree with this. I'm a total shitter still kind of new to Overwatch, but if I have a healer that looks out for me and negates most if not all poke that I take, I tend to end the game with 2-3 golds. Something about having someone keep me topped off or keep me from dying in general allows me to actually play like a non-shitter.
Cooper Myers
Post actually good healers
Xavier Hall
>Almost all Overwatch healers are friendly helpful people who are always nice
>No healer that's basically a slave driver commanding minions around, allowing them to live longer so they can keep serving you
>Moira is the only evil one but still has "good" intentions.
>Not even anything like a spooky ghost lady that eats souls and feeds them back to teammates.
Alexander Thomas
yes, there is only one healer who is worthy of a thank you
Lucas Nelson
>healsluts
Oooh what are those
Daniel Edwards
Don't bully Seris plz
Owen Perez
film what
Jace Campbell
In my experience she can be the one doing the bullying sometimes.
You know user. "IT".
Aiden Lopez
Fucking this, FUCK holy trinity.
Liam Perez
it? the horror movie?
Nicholas Adams
do people still play OW?
is it more fun now?
have patches improved the game?
is it still full of angry shitters?
Cooper Bailey
yeah mercy is a renowned dvd bootlegger, she wants you to help her film IT so she can make a quick buck on the streets selling them to dumb tourists
Blake Perez
some
depends on what you compare the current state to.
some did some did not
yes, duh.
Dominic Miller
why would the chink tourists who visit switzerland buy that crap?
Connor White
I preferd Tim Curry to any OW character.
Juan Taylor
i wanna be of service to be strong tank daddies
Jeremiah Carter
why not?
Anthony Cruz
cause they're dumb tourists, besides, mercy is a loud haggler. she doesn't take no for an answer, she's one of those street vendors. i mean she'll follow you til you either threaten to call the cops or just buy the bootleg dvds off her.
Jack Sanchez
Oh yeah baby be a good little service personnel and polish my turret mmmm that's good cyka blyat tovarich cheeki breeki now oil up the treads like a good girl so that I am ready to brave all terrain in service of great country.
Jackson Perry
>i mean she'll follow you til you either threaten to call the cops or just buy the bootleg dvds off her.
why would she act like one of those black merchants you would meet in a big city in italy?
Jaxon Lee
im a female heal slut depending on the game
Hunter James
ow is the most uninspired shit ever, go kill yourself
Ryan Robinson
I came to report and move on but I just had to tell you user that this shit put my sides in orbit
Robert Cooper
how else you do you think she funds her research
Robert Rivera
>ywn be a poison medic again
Austin Reed
i'll commend you after you finish suckin my dick
Chase Harris
>tfw reporting every single healslut I encounter
I can't fucking stand them. They constantly distract the team and cause unnecessary bullshit when they don't get their way.
Fuckem
Isaac Carter
what research?
Aiden Torres
based but not redpilled
Carter Anderson
You know. Her """RESEARCH"""
Hunter Lopez
useless with all the endorcement we get :^)
Andrew Lee
the fact that she requires zero mechanical skill makes up for her low h/s. everyone else, like ana and baptiste technically have a higher h/s but everyone who plays them miss >50% of their shots
Brody Diaz
no, I do not. explain
Christopher Perez
I really hate black and bleached fetish stuff
Christian Brooks
you are mein neger
GA did support so right in so many ways with options out the wazoo
TF2 style medic
poison n nanites
then a few more i cant even remember or just mix exactly the bits you like for janky fun times
Julian Jones
both equally cringy and equally white
Luis Williams
>T. porn addict
Foreign girls are so fucking easy when you're white
Jacob Russell
factually incorrect
bleached is cuckold black bois, blacked is cuckold white bois
Wyatt Cook
She is a very gifted medical doctor and so is prepared to go to grueling lengths, including breaking the law and risking prosecution by organizing and running an illegal medial distribution network, to be able to fund costly research into advanced and affordable medical treatments to lessen the burden of the sick and dispossessed.
Lucas Thompson
>be playing a healer in Archeage/WoW/Warhammer Online open world pvp with 2 or 3 friends against numbers often 3 times our own
>topping off allies, throwing buffs, cleansing status effects and CC from entire party all while throwing out CC/curses and damage of my own while constantly avoiding the stream of enemies trying to stop me from healing
>feel skilled and crucial to the team because my support keeps people alive to win against insurmountable odds
>despite this, forever associated with shitter trannies, women and gays thanks to overwatch playing “le healslut” twink sissies
Grayson Jenkins
fuck off healer shill
Luis Scott
Filthy kafirs don't know the best doctor to have on your team.
Austin Anderson
Damn there sure are a lot of faggots and cucks on Yea Forums.
Noah Roberts
All women are submissive. You can tell, because the "dominant" ones don't act dominant, they just act like cunts in public.
Brody King
SHE'S TURNING FUCKING HUMANS INTO GLUE
Michael Taylor
blacked is very gay autistic white bois, bleached is kinda gay autistic white bois
I've done my research
Matthew Thomas
But what does all this have to do with her desire to know about someones interracial porn addiction?
Adam Harris
She wants to know their preferences so that she can more easily cater to them next time she's expanding her portfolio of available titles.
Isaiah Parker
Right on the first count but wrong on the second.
Liam Perry
if you can't get girls speaking your own language you aren't gonna get girls who don't speak your language
Michael Roberts
So she is not only a doctor but also an actress?
Grayson Martin
an actress, a whore for hire. you name it.
Julian Butler
why though? isn't being a doctor a fulfilling job?
Kevin Brooks
position better
Joseph Young
is this economic age? i don't think so
Andrew Martin
getting her snatch filled is more fulfilling if you catch my drift
Adam Gray
Have sex
Gavin Williams
What is more likely to win. a team of DPS, a team of Healers, or a team of Tanks
Henry Brooks
DPS if they can use the surprise factor