What are your red flags Yea Forums?

>HOURS AND HOURS OF CONTENT!

look at it again

>Being praised as being this huge open world

As an adult, I simply don't care for these big open world games anymore. I like a nice focused linear game with good pacing.

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Achingly diverse characters.

>mmo
>survival
>zombie
>open world
>early access
>pixel art
>ww2
>loot boxes
>randomization in gameplay that takes away from player agency
>it's clearly just a fucking skinner box

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Open world is just lazy design anyway.

Light hearted. Cutesy. Focus on platforming.

>roguelite
>roguelike
I don't mind the actual genre, I just don't want to see games that have permadeath just for permadeath's sake.

>No cute girls
>MC is a lanklet
I wish we could combine the best of both worlds where we have cute girls in the supporting cast while the MC is a buff mclargehuge space marine.

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fpbp

no server lists for multiplayer games

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>tattoos
>smoking
>drinking
>has a kid
>non-white
>atheist
>in debt/bad with money
>supports trump
>fat

>Female protagonist

Are you assuming that white women are somehow more loyal and caring than non white women?

Western game with a female MC

>Easy to learn but hard to master
Just a way of saying that they've streamlined the gameplay to the point where a fucking cripple can play it and made it shallower than a pool.

>"Earthbound inspired"

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Open world, crafting, survival game. Cinematic over the shoulder games where you guide a guy through a post apocalyptic world or some other similar setting is also something to watch out for.

Shit's fucking wack.

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i mean there is FREE 2 PLAY, and then there is games that used to cost money but the devs decided to release for free, like "Sang-Froid a tale of werewolves"

i have no problem with the latter, and wish there were some way to seperate the two "f2p"

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>game is made by humans
Sorry lads. I'll wait until computers make video games. No more buggy messes and flawed products. only perfection, that isn't polluted by humans.

>Story-driven AAA open world game

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>woman lead
>"politics are important in our game"
>"games are not about fun"
>indie
>semi-famous actor as voice actor
>turn based
>"for the gamers"

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>INCLUSIVE and PROGRESSIVE labels
Fuck that shit. I want gameplay, no more, no less

this

but this game is actually pretty good

>crafting
This shit keeps getting forced in games that don't fucking need it and all it does is becomes a pointless waste of time. Why do devs keep adding this shit? It isn't fun. It has never been fun.

Yeah I've fallen for the loot shooter trick one too many times. Never again.

Does it pass the bechdel test. If not then hard pass.

Story driven with multiple player characters
Online
Season pass

To distract the consumer that's about it.

>tutorial holds your hand like if you were a retarded 6 year old

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False hype and marketing, with barely any evidence of what the actual product looks like. Review embargoes shouldn't even be legal.

Underrated post.

>can't skip the tutorial
>tutorial performs actions for you
>tutorial messages throughout the entire game

100% agree, I was just thinking about this today. Nothing wrong with a linear game if it's well-designed, in fact it can feel like a well-developed "experience" compared to most of the time spent in an open world. The problem is linear games with the illusion of this grander world or story, because then it becomes railroading, but I rarely touch those types of games.

Also nice thick thighs there.

>Open-world
>Survival
>BR
>"souls-like"
>"the X of Y"
Published by:
>EA
>Activision
>Gearbox
>Ubisoft

Based

>"your choices matter!"

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this

Western game status and skill progression systems.

if she has kids

>MMO
>Open World
>Team-based multiplayer
>Survival
>50+ hours to play through one time
>No replay value
>Grinding of any kind
>Story as the main (read: only) selling point
>Graphics as the main (read: only) selling point
>Wanking over realism when stylized games will look better longer
>Game with bad gameplay clearly trying to mask it with either "artistic value" or big anime tiddy
>Trailers/Gameplay previews have bad music
>First-Person

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Aye, Sekiro was so god damn boring.

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blue hair

>triple a garbage forgotten in a month
>prominent kids with voices
>white people suddenly don't exist
>crafting
>multiplayer only shooter
>artstyle is ugly on purpose
>weapons sound weak or lack impact
>no cute girls

>anything with anime
>bad animations
>low quality pseudo-realistic textures
>any other camera than 1st or 3rd person
>usually avoid 3rd person anyway
>companion systems
>magic
>korean rpgs (e.g. metin)
>sport games
>job simulator games
>manager games
i can't belive my 3 most played games are Warframe, Fallout NV and Stalker

when people use "comfy" to describe it

Has no friends of the same sex.

what does hidden object mean

NA dev

fpbp

if it has niggers or fags in it

This, but unironically.

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