>he said dog so i should spam dog emotes!!!!
twitch is unironically the absolute worst thing to ever happen to the gaming industry - it is far worse than microtransactions and lootboxes general reminder that if you donate to e-bums you are literally the biggest beta on the planet
Twitch's only real influence is esports and other event broadcasts. Otherwise they're basically just lets players. They don't matter, and looking at twitch numbers is far more representative of which big streamer is playing a game versus actual game success. They don't matter. I get that you think it's annoying but it doesn't actually matter.
The worst is when you see people write twitch emotes outside of twitch
Streamer culture is incredibly gay! Fuck zoomers!
except they kill off a lot of games
Agreed. It's cancer.
youtube.com
DSP had it completely right.
No they fucking don't
>big shoutout to kingcuckmaster6969 thank you so much for the 50 subs
>tfw
No, the worst is when people speak twitch emotes outside of twitch
watching this is so fucking funny now that dsp is the biggest beggar on twitch
>Black person appears on screen
Ohhhhh shiiiit. Anonymous2990 with the HUNDRED gifted subs!!
>Sad thing happens
BibleThump
>Cool music plays
SourPls
>Stream has an error
WutFace
>Racism
>cmonBruh
>Girl appears
>HeyGuys
>Scary thing happens
>monkaS
>Unfortunate thing happens
>NotLikeThis
and the entire chat spams this shit in a huge hivemind
Yeah they do, you think people will buy the game after watching someone play through the whole thing?
>Twitch's only real influence is esports
Fucking false. Game companies spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to advertise their game on twitch. A big new game release? Every big streamer is doing it and everyone has #ad in the title.
i genuinely don't understand stream chats. it's the most npc thing ever. it goes so fast and there are so many people and everyone is focused on their own message, not talking to eachother, but having their opinion be seen
they just waste time typing into the ether they might as well just type into notepad then delete it the same number of people will read it as the number of people who see your unfunny kappa face
Depends on the game, and those games often do very poorly for twitch viewership. If that's your main criticism, youtube is a far, far worse offender.
and that's the streamer. not twitch.
you spaz i just want to watch people play games so i have my hands free to roll and smoke blunts. i know fuck me, right?
Do you think ads equate to influence? If so, then sure I guess. What good is influence if you're just being played the hands of other more massive corporations.
read a book
streamers aren't a substitute for friends
OP is right that Twitch "humour" is the dumbest shit in history but I don't know what effect it has on the industry at all. Twitch certainly does I guess but not that retarded chat.
hey guys
idiot
because people who are starved for attention their whole lives will do literally anything like giving away money to someone so they notice your username for 2 seconds, its absolutely fascinating how desperate a human will become. Twitch betas should be studied
>Want to fullscreen to ignore chat
>Chat is part of their stream overlay
>Do you think ads equate to influence?
Seeing how the actual fucking point of advertisement is to influence people to do or think a certain way, yeah.
The ads do, but that power isn't necessarily in the hands of twitch was my point. They exist as a channel of it, not the source.
>because people who are starved for attention their whole lives will do literally anything
Yeah but thene why head into an E3 conference stream or some ninja stream with thousands of people to get the attention there? No one will pay it to you. Not even talking about the knuckledraggers who actually donate, the NPCs who just sit in twitch chat spamming emojis or numbers or just type sentences into the chat box. Makes no fucking sense to me. I never understood it, even before streaming was big when we'd stream movies on Yea Forums or watch e3 conferences. I'd always close the chatbox if there were more than ~50 people because you're not going to have a conversation
>he doesn't turn chat off as soon as page loads
Your own fault tbdesu
>this entire thread
but streams are fun and books aren't
That is actually funny tho
I love not playing games. It's right up there with not watching movies and hearing other people listen to music.
>he watches twitch
>yet somehow he still complains about it
friendly reminder that you are part of the problem
>i say something funny
>"OMEGALUL"
you need to have some reading comprehension to post here, i didnt say anything about watching twitch retard
Man this is the disconnect i have with these zoomers today. They fucking bitch and moan about gamegrumps and oneyplays and best friends or whatever the fuck they're watching talking about how awful it is and how much they hate them and how they wish they'd fix their shit. it's baffling. No one's making you watch man these guys aren't your friends. If you hate it stop watching it. But these weird kids these days grow personal attachment to the disembodied voices, I guess, and see them as real friends they can't just throw away. It's so weird. When the simpsons turned to shit i just stopped watching.
you're weird then
I managed to get 67 lvl as spellhowler during c4\c5.
>watch Jerma play Sam&Max
>the chat is full of OwOs and FEET
I should just adblock that shit, why even have this filth on my screen.
I agree with you wholeheartedly. You have to be an special kind of stupid to give people money for talking to a camera and playing videogames. It truly boggles my mind that this type of thing exists. You have some people making thousands of dollars a month, the whole thing is bizarre.
It's for the lonely loser to feel like he has friends and is part of a community. What makes me angry though is that the people milking it want to call that shit a job or label themselves a "streamer"
Face it, you may make a ton of money from milking these idiots but don't you dare call that shit a job.
yeah no
how do you not realize that you're one of them? this is the weird disconnect i'm talking about. you're right there with them watching this garbage.
>dont you dare call that shit a job
But it is literally by almost every definition a job
But they entertain people, it's like being a comedian or just a show business man. That's a job.
>it is far worse than microtransactions and lootboxes
kike detected.
shoo shoo jew
I liked his content from his youtube days and still do, doesn't mean that I engage in this chat behaviour. It's entertainment, I don't know why you're so pissy about people enjoying comedic video content on the Internet.
>be in relationship with this girl
>no longer be in relationship with this girl and no longer want to be associated with them in any way
>two years later messaged on steam by some rando, saying that girl is now a streamer
>ask what they want, they say that girl said i was good at game and they wanted help, tell them i don't like the circumstances that brought them to me and remove them
>curiosity a little piqued though
>look up girl, find her channel and infiltrate her discord, apparently gets like 10 views a stream from pathetic orbiters
>land on part in video where she's playing a jackbox party game and one of the answer's is "the girl's feet"
>"what, i've never taken a picture of my feet before"
>can only laugh because she used to send them to me on the daily while her little paypigs salivate at the thought
there is so little difference between porn addicts on camgirl sites and twitch. i may be 12 different ways of pathetic, but i thank god every day that i'm not someone's fucking beta orbiter. imagine being the guy that leaves comments on porn
YOU ARE NOT DONALD TRUMP
Except, you know, Twitch and YouTube completely killed off Telltale Games.
so if you go watch a film in the cinema and some retard gets up and starts clapping everytime something amazing happens should you be blamed for them being retarded? aslong as you dont donate or take part in the cringe that is chat then why not enjoy free entertainment if it does entertain you. I dont find any streams enjoyable for more than 2 secones but i watch limmys highlight clips cause hes an actual comedian
except, you know, they branched out WAY too much and bought a shit load of licenses after a single hit, walking dead s1
I share this sentiment. Anyone with a meme dog shiba I like to send the webm of the indian guy bbq'ing one alive with a blowtorch. Really anyone with a dog is automatically a normie piece of shit
you know what you have to do. give us the pictures.
the difference is that twitch is a theater built for those clapping retards
>makes thousands of dollars per day
>no talent whatsoever
how does this make you feel
muslim detected
You came in this thread with the express purpose of shitting on the weirdos in his chat
nope but if you go to a marvel movie and you're disgusted by the cosplayers and unwashed ass aroma in the theater then you're missing something. whatever drew them there drew you too.
i no longer have any. when i said i no longer wanted to be associated with her, i meant it and deleted everything. that whole ordeal was the first exposure i had to her since breaking up
True, but you can't deny that people would rather watch someone react to those "games" and see their choices rather than play it themselves.
Americans are fat Kkona
Telltale Games killed Telltale Games. Sure, a lot of people watched the games instead of buying them, but this can be said about any singleplayer story-based game streamed on Twitch. Doesn't mean any of them would've bought the games otherwise, either.
Telltale bought up too many expensive IPs, spread themselves too thin and hired too many people. This is what killed them. If they continued making 1 game at a time with a small team, they'd still be around and left behind a much better legacy.
Not really her fault. She's just exploring a hole in the system and taking advantage of it. That being said, she's actually quite smart and nice. Her ''real'' personality is far more interesting than her stream persona
t. met her at events several times
Yeah and that's a penis in your ass, not a nigga raping you.
I kinda hope mudslimes take over the world
You are free to enjoy it. It's just bizarre to shit on the other people enjoying it and trying to put your head and sholders above them when you're all there to watch the same thing
>a pretty girl has an easy life
News just in water is wet
not so fast
It doesn't affect me though, who willingly goes on a site they don't like? Microtransactions and lootbox cancer however, that shit is now seeping into almost every game..
Here we go, another bait post pretending to be a beta orbiter, you gonna tell us you have a tattoo of her emote next?
Manipulating idiots is a talent.
>watching completely soulless people who use playing video games as a mere excuse to beg money from zoomers
>unironically having the nerve to act surprised when low iq hivemind brainlets keep shitting up the chat and making a thread on my video game board about it with e-celeb cock still far down their throat
kek, we got an orbiter in the thread
>one group of people is just there to watch the content
>another group spams cringy shit in chat
>they're totally the same retards, can't you see
>75% of the population makes up 100% of the wet
Really makes you think.
what makes you think her at a con is any more "real" than her on camera
yes. whatever lowest common denominator garbage is drawing thee "cringy" retards to the show is still there drawing you as well. you're no better than them.
Indifferent. Kardashians are billionaires with no talent.
>POOOOOF!
>happy big Friday everyone
>hope you're all having a great day
>HEH HEH HEH...THANK YOU
>who said that?
>CUT THAT BITCH OFF....NEXT CALLER
>parry this 7777-
>I love bits!
>hey nice parry
>get owned shithead
>and thanks!
>mmmmmm what were we talking about?
>look at this stupid red name in chat
>"Hey aris! When are you going to play Tekken again!"
>don't fucking talk to me
>mods, shoot that guy, and make it hurt
>hope you're having a great day, redname
>HEH HEH HEH....THANK YOU
>alright let me thank some people
>thanks mariopoopingonrickstah, ricksteezy, moustachespider, and deepscor...whatever
>thanks!
>i'm getting hungry which means it's time for big dinner
>thanks for all the generosity
not that user but you are completely missing the point of what he is saying
So if you like the original Star Wars trilogy, you are the same as the Reylo tumblr cunts because you were drawn in by the same franchise? What is this logic?
Your logic makes zero fucking sense, you think everyone who watches the same tv shows or youtube vids are all the same based non-cringeworthy person?
I only watch Clint Stevens. All other streamers are shit. I never donate to anyone including Clint.
the logic is that if you're still going to see star wars movies at this point then you're going for a reason. you can't go there and look around the theater in disgust at people actually going to see star wars when you're there too. that's entire different from being a fan of the original and not following it anymore now that you don't like the new direction.
I find the proliferation of facecam, oversized overlays and obnoxious annouces thanking to be more cancerous than the dumb chat hivemind of a 3+ viewer digit stream.
you forgot his favorite one:
>rape that bitch!
if i ever think of something extremely funny to say, ill give jerma five bucks. but i know that's not always necessary, as he did read my message once and it derailed the stream for like 20 minutes
No, but there's a reason you don't see furries at the opera house. The fanbase of something always reveals a significant part of the original entertainment, you can't deny this.
No. I'm saying if you're WATCHING big bang theory every week you have no right to complain about big bang theory fans being idiots. You're one of the idiots. You don't stand above them
so say for example tonight you watch game of thrones or some documentary on tv and somewhere in the world someone else is watching it who is a pure cringeworthy retard does that make you just as bad as them? you're literally retarded shut the fuck up
wow dude thats quite the accomplishment!
>if i have something extremely funny to say
Can you imagine being someone who says "alright, now THIS quip, THIS he's gotta read. Where's my credit card?"
jesus christ
are you okay?
No you fucking moron. Because after I watch game of thrones I'm not gonna go around saying "God these game of fucking thrones fans are cringy idiots man" while I queue up my DVR for next week.
been on twitch/justintv for 10 years soon
>never subbed
>never donated
>stolen laptop
>free wifi
Give an example.
Are YOU? I can't imagine how damaged you have to be to think you're so funny that a streamer HAS to read your little one liner, so you pay them to pretend to laugh at it.
you mad, bro?
The state of twitch zoomers' argumentative skills
Every Twitch thread on Yea Forums is filled with fucking brainlets who haven't found any comfy 20~ viewer streams.
yeah...u mad.
is this the kind of hilarity you pay your virtual friend to laugh at?
You're getting a sneak peak at how in the future people won't even be literate, we'll communicate through iconography only. Just like that one episode of Star Trek, BibleThump will actually come to mean "To be sad"
You would if you saw or heard them doing something cringe you fucking retard, just because you enjoy one thing does not lump you in what other retards decide to do with it you fucking dickhead. Your so fucking dumb it actually hurts. Stop typing.
Zoom zoooooooom.
*Donates $5*
T-tell him he's mad bro.
telltale had 400 employees at some point. you're retarded if you think that twitch/youtube is the reason they went bankrupt
I'm actually surprised that didn't bite him in the ass harder
If I saw someone watching GoT and being a fucking weirdo I'd think "Man that guy's a fucking weirdo." I wouldn't come here and say "HAHAHAHAHAHAH I WAS WATCHING GAME OF THRONES AND THIS FUCKING RETARD GAME OF THRONES FAN WAS SOOOOOO CRINGE WHAT A CRINGY RETARD"
Demolition D is the only one I can tolerate because he doesn't read out subs for several hours straight and he's pretty funny although he has a drinking problem.
>reverting to hieroglyphs
was this the grand scheme all along
Fuck you morons when I said it was the worst thing to happen to gaming recently people here just started naming their favorite FPS streamers like shroud at the time.
Reddit has really set the bar lower for this place.
>Yea Forums is only one person
how tall is he?
Oh yeah, i also forgot about those playlist faggatrons, especially the monstercat/rap one
And a special mention to the shitty gaymer headset users whose mic pick up both mouse and keyboard clicks while the game volume has beenn turned down to inaudible levels
>Yea Forums unironically and sincerely critiques streamers more seriously than games
I'm out
>saves twitch by not focussing on gameplay and donations but instead on humor and banter
>still manages to be 100% unfunny garbage
Whoa
it's ok for starcraft/dota events but if you donate to a twitch thot, end your life.
thats literally what a job is though, you unironic retard
OMEGALUL triggered
You just described Gearbox but with a shitty VN instead of Borderlands
He was one of those and is looking for excuses
>be a subscriber for 16 months
>spoil capeshit movie
>get permanently banned
Eh, at least you guys are better than Moonmoon subs.
>turn 18
>realize twitch streamers aren't your friends
>move on
You'll be fine in a few years
i wish someone would acknowledge my post but i know it will go unheeded. but you’re correct. i have no doubt that due to twitch games are becoming more casualized because of all the girls that are involved with it. there are girls literally cleaning up on twitch and they cant even play games.
of course twitch sees this and makes money off it, the industry sees it and thusly we get shitty games so girls can stream and beta cucks can pay them.
I would be mad
you mean the new one where thanos dies?
>watching w*stern streamers
>people start writing twitch emotes in online games no way related to twitch
>spoiler
Yeah, that's the fucking worst
>dude thats so Monkas
I type LUL when I laugh and PogChamp when something hype happens whatcha gonna do about it bro
fucking pathetic beta white knight
The only good streamers are the ones that either ignore chat or actively shit on them.
>he wastes his time watching unfunny, loud, obnoxious casual faggots playing flavor of the month vidya
imagine the iq, or rather, the lack thereof
>say resident sleeper out loud during capeshit movie
Twitch.TV is a mass-media version of the old Yea Forums Youtube, Synctube, Cytube, etc. streams where we'd spam GO GO GO GO to Gal-o Sengan and other such things, there is really no difference besides being buttmad about the normies and the subject-matter not being Yea Forums-friendly.
Would you just look at that alpha male.
pathetic
with the internet, reverting to hieroglyphs isnt so bad.
>Hide chat
>Streamer has chat on screen
>be a streamer on twitch
>don't watch streams outside of AGDQ, pretty ignorant of twitch culture
>people always spamming twitch memes and emotes
>tfw don't understand them
Whatever. I hate watching people but I like streaming. I made $20 last night just getting drunk and playing vidya.
>try to get banned
>get banned
WOAAOAOAOAOOAOAH WHO WOULDA GUESSED, Thanks for the $5 bruh
dude pepehands OMEGALUL ez claps bruh
>manage to take KillAllN1993rs as a username
>follow every twitch faggots so my username shows up on their screen
I can't go there anymore because every moderator is 12 years old. Something black and white was referenced on stream and I said "It don't matter if you're black or white hee hee" and got banned from a chat, because it was around the time when that pointless Netflix documentary aired about Michael Jackson, so zoomers think he's a pedo that can't be mentioned. Then I got banned in the Pokemon chat for posting that Arab emote when a building blew up. I didn't even make a terrorism connection, a mod just assumed a single emote was linked to terrorism, creating their own narrative in their head and banning me for their own thoughts. Then I was in a chat room that was split into two because of Endgame spoilers. I said in the nonsubscribers chat "is chat really split because of a stupid kid's movie" and got banned for that.
The place needs to reset again, because it's turned into pointless non-game related shit all over again just like Justin.tv was. But they can't afford to do that now because something better will immediately take its place. It's fucked beyond repair.
>watch some event
>twitch spam going a mile a minute
What's the point? No one will read any of it.
I like Vargskeltor he doesn't beg and spend half the stream reading donations instead of playing the game.
People become mods so they can ban people. The thrill of banning is their primary objective and if they can justify it, they will.
> *inhales* B
>"mods are kids!:
>any 12 her banned
Hmm.
>that account doesn't exist
and Yea Forums is so much better
>someone said something that doesnt line up with left wing extremist views
>DRUUUMPFFF! /pol/! WYTE PEPO!
Saw a mod spazz out and kick a guy for saying "trap", defended the dude and also got banned.
Yea Forums isn't far from it. The faster a board/chat moves the less quality each reply will have. Twitch chat is comparable to stickies.
jap 3d streamer idol culture is so weird, everything sounds so scripted and there is a definitely a team of people working behind the scenes because of the high production values. Yet they still pump out videos weekly or even daily. Do they even get money from donations?
You sound autistic yourself, so it's probably good for you that you can move on and fuck off forever from twitch.
SJWs find the word extremely offensive now, for some reason
>go to a club
>pay $20 to get in
>once in you start shouting "Niggers" at everyone
>get kicked out and banned
>"but I paid to get in"
fuck. I just noticed.
This.
>person says thing and everybody in sticky greentexts it
Every sticky ever.
>eceleb has a really funny and informative youtube channel
>moves to twitch
>still pretty good, but reads every donation and does some weird autistic shit every time he reads them
You don't like watching Pochi's stream? super cute and sexy girl who's drawing hentai for a living.
youtube.com
>Twitch chat is comparable to stickies.
This, both even use the same "going so fast no one will notice I'm gay" meme
>any reference to the word Black
Maybe stop watching cuck streamers faggot. Nani had a donation where the username was a spoiler for endgame on her screen all stream the other day.
too bad she's dying
there's a difference between video makers and streamers, the videos are obviously very scripted and they get money from ads and sponsorships
streamers are a lot more free going and they get money from donations and memberships, the popular ones get around 2-3 million yen in donations per month
youtube.com
Streamers purposely have a ton of songs with the word "black" in them in their playlist so it makes chat say "CmonBruh".
>no one even minds this for some reason
Soulless black eyes. Imagine being a literal product to be used in ads and thinking you're special for it when all you do is talk into a mic to autists all day.
Worse than that is seeing people green text outside of Yea Forums
I want to be there with her.
>makes 7 figures to make lewd faces
Fuck
money is everything in life and life is very unfair.
It's like the zoomer equivalent to radio for boomers.
It's free company for lonely people talking about topics you like, only it's even better, because you can talk directly to the streamer and other fans and you might even get your name mentioned on stream and holy shit you actually exist
yeah you're the victim
Capitalism was a mistake just as socialism was
It's already started, i can't even count how many times people respond with the text for twitch emotes OUTSIDE of twitch.
>open youtube video in private tab
>recommended videos are "top ten Yea Forums pranks", "best greentexts compilation #47", and some meme like the clown pepe
>they all have hundreds of thousands or several million views
I have to wonder who watches these. Why would people join facebook groups just to discuss memes that come from Yea Forums? Why wouldn't they come here? Do they not actually enjoy this place but like the humor? Are they lurkers?
I don't understand these things.
The only hole female streamers are exploiting is their own
"pog" and all its variations just keep reminding me of actual pogs
they're scared of cheese pizza showing up on their screens so they just want to see le funny frog with the green stories
>Watching a low viewer streamer I like try out Joker in Smash, with a normal chat
>Blue Mementos stage comes up
>BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY is spammed by like 6 people
fuckin hell
Once you realize money isn't life and break free from the cycle, you'll become so much happier. Money is a tool used by the powerful to keep the rabble in line. If we abolished money tomorrowz the wealthy and powerful will still remain at top. Money exists to give a a false hope we have a chance to be more than a peasant.
Imagine being this upset over emotes
>streamer says stupid fucking monkeys while playing sekiro
>"cmonBruh"
>get permabanned
>half of chat spergs out screaming "fuck off racist"
Hey kids, most of your favorite streamers are legitimately going to end up killing themselves when their 'streaming career' falls through and society moves past their shit while they simultaneously become older and more uninteresting and disconnected. They're going to go homeless and kill themselves or become a drug fiend like Stamper and do heroin and coke until they're no longer recognizable as a human being. You're responsible for it by enabling them with your money, it's the same every single generation; people prop them up and then when they're not funny anymore they let them fall hard.
no respect, what if you were black?
Whoa...it's almost like...emotes...are meant to express emotions and reactions to something happening.
Anyone that complains about emotes is a huge autist and should simply turn the chat off if they don't like it.
Good. I hope it happens to manvsgame soon.
I'd kill myself.
>Streamer is lowkey and doesn't overreact to anything
>His chat is turbospergs who spam frogs and pyramids
How the fuck does this happen? I've seen this a couple of times now where the streamer is very laid back and pretty much never freaks out over anything ever while the chat is absolute cancer
Everything needs money in life.
Vast majority of people are stuck working nearly half a day because they need money to live.
Some lucky e-whores are hateable lucksters who easily freed themselves from this shackles.
There is only one good Twitch streamer.
Pic related.
my favorite streamers are smart entrepeneurs who continuously try to branch out into other businesses, so I think they'll make it somehow
Okay you keep thinking that when Vinny ODs
Is this how you cope? sorry dude, but they won't fail no matter how we jealous peasants want them to be.
>I said IDIOTS and not the N word!
Almost as bad as manvsgame with his pussyfooting around and ranting.
They don't consider Yea Forums as a place to talk or discuss anything, they just literally consider Yea Forums a place where you get their lolfunny laugh, kinda like how people browse 9gag. So they have to rely on a third party to bring their jokes which can be youtube or reddit or even worse, fucking facebook.
I remember seeing someone one r/Yea Forums said the site is too hard to use and they didn't want to bother reading through all the "shitposts" to find a "good" post.
Absolutely based
Dont mind me just posting the best league streamer
explain this pic
what does it mean, i dont understand it
>All of these people itt complaining about people typing twitch emotes out on anything other than twitch
You're the same niggers who greentext outside of Yea Forums so you can eat a dog turd
findom
>jap playing minecraft on xbox
what the fuck
>projecting
>I remember seeing someone one r/Yea Forums said the site is too hard to use and they didn't want to bother reading through all the "shitposts" to find a "good" post.
That's a fair complaint though, especially on Yea Forums 99% of posts are shitposts. You can have a 400 post thread of consolewars with maybe 3 or 4 decent posts in the entire thread, that's just a waste of everyone's time.
imagine going to an imageboard and complaining about people using reaction images
I don't know if I have a sixth sense for things like this or what but I rarely watch league streams and the one time I opened his stream he went and fed on viktor and he got banned for 2 weeks for intentionally feeding
these type of threads make me realize how full of antisocial niggers this board is
They need money because the powerful said they do. Money is our shackles that bind us into slavery. We could feed everyone but we don't because the elites wish to rule over us. There is nothing natural about money.
is this the costanza of twitch?
>a board not only centered on escapist media, but an anonymous one so people generally don't have to risk losing social status by saying dumbass shit at that
>infested with social retard shutins
Say it isn't so.
now imagine if this thread was nothing but the same frogshit reaction images and nothing else and you get the point why twitch chat is sickeningly garbage
>say something funny
>guy in voice chat says kek, omega lol or kappa
>say something funny
>guy in voice chat says based, redpilled or have sex
Have you seen what they consider a good post? It's not pretty.
>says kek
kek was before twitch
why are there fucking boomer emotes
>can't see my emotes through all the emote spam, even in slow mode
>subscribe so I can spam emotes in subscriber only mode and see them a little better
>donate $5 so I can say out the twitch emote as a TTS so nobody can ignore me
TriHard 7 in the chat bois
Cx
>tfw the first person to replace an O with an OMEGALUL
yeah and its just as bad as saying lol in real life
>reddit spacing
kys zoomer
>theres no emote for the thing
>people start using emojis
God just look at the picture, everyone is happy in the end. If only things were like this for real.
>not using alternative player for twitch tv chrome plugin that filters ads and turns off chat
>watching streams with streamers on cam
>not watching obscure based russians
>Whoa...it's almost like...
I think this post gave me the soi virus
>watching other people play video games at all
>that stream where she didn't wear makeup
big oof
wtf... just like my wojaks... damn...
>imagine caring this much about how others spend their time
Wow sounds a lot like an sjw
Negative, chief. Add this one to the list.
>not watching other people play video games
bro do you even play video games?
>gay jokes are back in 2019
>everyone spams Gachi
Looking forward to see how zoomers' economy will be like when they grow up, having spent it all on microtransactions and donations
yeah Yea Forums is so much more mature than the twitch chat.
hes in lulz!
Acceptable reactions to something funny:
>lol
>lmao/lmfao
>(high test only) XD
>replies with another funny thing
only zoomers from anglosphere do that.
hmm it's almost like it's impossible to hold coherent conversation in chat lobbies with thousands of different people all vying to get a reaction from who they're watching
I watched an entire walk-through of HL2EP2 on youtube before I bought it myself
How much money do average streamers make? They must have a lot to constantly break controllers, chairs, tables, etc. like its nothing. I understand the need for the entertainment industry, but don't people think streamers are overpaid for their work compared to musicians, comedians and actors? Its honestly a lot easier to get good at gaming than it is an instrument or acting.
I wish I had money to waste on internet retards. All I got goes to rent and having a car that runs.
How can America so rich, but Americans so poor?
>yfw you'll never be this guy
average people don't make much at all, but if you're in the top, then you are very, very rich with all the kids "donating" to you.
the shit are you saying, some niggers making ooga booga sounds for 3 minutes make millions of dollars, how are they not overpaid
There is an entire generation growing up who will NOT play or buy a game unless their favorite streamer plays it first.
corporate overlords & boomers are the rich
>not just watching sub-150 viewer streams and comfy innawoods bushcraft and cabin building streams without thots
If you never donate to a Twitch streamer you must be poor or something. Some of those girls really need it if you would take the time to read their backstory. And knowing your money is well spend also makes it feel good. Do you really need to use your money to buy mcdonalds or something? What ever happened to being allowed to decide where you spend your own money? If I wanna take care of some girl and know that I helped her it's just too good
>comfy
die faggot
idk anything about this shit but how dare a woman have a real man while collecting money from lonely virgins
im so angry guys my fee fees are really hurt im gonna donate my money to all the real streamers instead
>Moonmoon still playing GTA RP
Something something economics of scale free capitalism. If you're providing a service to hundreds of thousands of people by yourself alone, why shouldn't you be paid a lot for it? You might hate their content and think some big streamers only appeal to the lowest common denominator with goofy faces, rage clips, dyed hair, etc but you cant deny they offer a service no less important than others in the industry. If someone wants to give a streamer $5 a month because they enjoy watching them why are you blaming the streamers for accepting it?
based
>spending money on female streamers
I think I’ve posted about 20 times in my life in twitchchat (probably half of those when coordinating a wow raid with a >50 viewer streamer). It just seems pointless to me, no one’s gonna see it and I know beforehand my post won’t have any value. So why post at all?
The weirdest shit is people treating twitch chat as a chat room to meet their friends. I’ve seen this multiple times while having a stream on in the background, there’s people just talking about their lives and random shit, completely ignoring the stream. I guess it’s some social outlet for them, but it just seems weird. Why not dm them your discord or something if you regularly talk with that person?
Dudes pathetic.
Also, she’s generally fucking weird. Have a 5 minute conversation face-to-face with amouranth and any lingering attraction should dissipate.
Because that money could go towards far more useful things than bottom of the barrel entertainment. This is going to sound dystopian, but sometimes people need to be told how they should spend their money. See: Taxes. Honestly we need to put a cap on personal wealth throughout the entertainment industry based on the category.
Somebody post that moderator denied/ignored high five gif at some convention.
I watched Telltale stuff on Twitch because I was never going to buy their games after the shit they pulled off with TWD ep2
>imagine being upset by a word
i'm sure Reddit has a nice safespace for you somewhere
unironically, without memeing, have sex
I just follow the same rule I do at strip clubs
Always tip the topless girls out of courtesy. Nevernudes fuck off. Twitch is all nevernudes.
>Also, she’s generally fucking weird. Have a 5 minute conversation face-to-face with amouranth and any lingering attraction should dissipate.
>5 minutes
>all attraction lost
Shit, dude. That's a record low.
Imagine moderating for some thot solely on the intention of thinking you're going to marry her one day lmao
I get the point of Subscribing since there's an actual tangible benefit (no slow mode, "cool" emotes, cool symbols in chat), but what the fuck is the point of fucking DONATING? it's 1 way road, and you are giving money to someone who's probably already well-off instead of giving it to those who're having financial difficulties like homeless/starving people.
It's so stupid. I can't fathom this.
watching some gameplay is how i decide if i want ti play the game
not ot mention some games i would never bother playing at all and would just rather listen to someone play while i do something else
if people told me that I can't spend my money the way I want then I wouldn't work
and I pay taxes for the services that the government provides, police so I don't get robbed and killed, an army so another country doesn't kill me and takes my house, firefighters so my city doesn't burn down, infrastructure so I have roads, water, etc etc
it's not like I don't understand what I pay taxes for
I cut cable and allocated that monthly amount of money for my favorite twitch streamers, AMA
>using chrome
>using chrome
>watch big streamer
>enjoy stream, ignore chat, thus removing the one part about twitch that makes it unique-the ability to socialize with your community in real time
>watch small streamer
>able to socialize with other members of the community and the streamer alike, have a good time, however stream quality is usually far less, and streamer makes less effort to try and entertain and focus on game instead
It's a pick your poison thing, really.
>yea I type omegalul at every joke & type poggers whenever something surprising happens
MonkaS bros
Why not get a gf/wife to spend the money on?
why not watch for free
I wouldn’t be surprised if she doesn’t on purpose. It’s just so uncanny that I really couldn’t be sure. It’s like talking to a human version of an automated customer service email account
relationship is a scam. waste of time and money AND your personal freedom.
>if you would take the time to read their backstory
joke's on you, none of them are worse off than I am so I don't even give them the twitch prime I don't pay for
You can spend it how you want within reason. You shouldn't be spending that much on frivolous entertainment. Also we need to force people into working on otherwise remove them from society.
Streaming is comfy when watching/streaming for friends.
WutFace is for earrape you fucking uncultured nigger. TTours is for visual errors.
Sounds like someone just needs to touch a tit
I'm not poor because I manage my money by not spending it on stupid things, like donating and subbing to streamers while I can watch them for free.
>It’s like talking to a human version of an automated customer service email account
Shit, I really need the story/convo now user. Did she ask you to rate her service at the end?
I'll spend it all on frivolous entertainment because that's what makes me happy in this god forsaken world, then remove me I don't give a shit, I won't work if I can't have fun with the money I earn
>youtube video of popular twich streamer reacting/watching to the latest trending youtube video
what is the fucking point
>League
go back
>implying you need to use chrome to use chrome extensions
amerishart education, everyone.
Very true. If my favourite boards were as big as Yea Forums I wouldn’t be on this website anymore
>league
Twitch is only cancer because of the interaction. There would be nothing wrong with it otherwise.
I fucking hate when I get a notice that some stream is starting and then they read out new subs for 20 minutes straight. Even if I was subbed I’d hate it, reading out all that stuff means I get less of the content I actually payed for.
I guess these people must not see it that way and genuinely pay for getting mentioned
Kek you can actually see him going through the phases of, shock, denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance
my sides
>The stages of a turbo-virgin
Alternate title: my life
She's not even that pretty. She just knows what angle works for her and how to do make-up.
Plus she does that whole "I'm not like those other girls, I'm cool and chill and one of you ;)" thing
>>The stages of a turbo-virgin
>watching anything but esports
>using chat
>donating
The worst thing is that this exact same shit was already happening 30 years ago with BBS forum emoticons ::smoke
>I fucking hate when I get a notice that some stream is starting and then they read out new subs for 20 minutes straight
If you're watching a stream huge enough to get 20 minutes worth of thanking new subs each day, you're watching a stream that's too big. Try a more niche stream if you want pure "content value".
She looks like a muppet
oy vey
more like a jew.
some streamers help the community though. especially with smaller games.
and especially with fighting games.
Wait people still watch this shit? It's worse than broadcast TV YouTube and cable/satellite paid TV combined
you mean a jewish muppet
post yfw you will never reach a level of pathetic like this guy
Is it normal that I find ugly girls attractive
Who's alln1993?
there are one or two streamers i watch occasionally, but what confuses the fuck out of me is why people are driven to actually join the chat. what compels people to even bother typing emotes and shit there?
if you hate dogs you're a filthy soulless subhuman and deserve nothing but a swift death
socialization
a desperate need to belong to something
looks like she's less relevant now and forced into doing softcore porn. if i were her husband i would be mad as fuck and prob pour acid on her face to save family honor.
Headlines like that are stupid clickbait. Either way our quality of living is still higher than anywhere else in the world.
Why do people even bother posting in chat outside of small channels?
Actual discussion is drowned out by emotes, and no one cares if someone added a single emote to the emote spam.
just accept her sexuality, bigot
I only watch her stream
what did resident evil 2 mean by this?
literalmente who?
>okay I was foolish and you exploited my weakness which was quite mean of you
>so I'll go and let another girl do the same thing to me again, take that!
people pay other people for validation
I don't normally watch the bigger streams but god gamer Moonmoon_OW is a guilty pleasure.
ironic, seeing that you're using a Jim face
>projecting
resetera tier
>615 ameribucks for donations
>"excellent with money"
he clearly wasn't looking for validation, he was looking to get some puss, if you're a male and you want validation then you look for a male who you think is impressive and try to get him say good things about you, not some random thot
imagine if they weren't
so basically he was a manipulative nice guy?
I like Clint too but I liked his stream a lot more when he stopped speed running for a while.
>Gourmless.
she used to be a gifyo slut lmao
Twitch is fake as fuck. For every person on twitch there are 6 bots following him to bloat numbers.
Is there anything more pathetic than using that Twitch emote+ thing?
Imagine spending so much time watching other people play video games and being such an attention whore you need to spam the chat with pictures
>tfw stream for just 0 viewers
Life is cruel.
You can embed pictures now?
I do this
did your wheelchair fuse to your ass yet you fat tranny
The only stream worth watching is SaltyBet, because fake gambling is fun
i know the feels
embarrassing post
>repeatedly post aspie weirdo shit
>WoW wHy BaN mE
seek aid from a professional
YouTube?
Here's your (you) faggot
>see moon using face can
>leave
>Used to do basic youtube LP's as a small hobby while going through highschool
>Stopped after highschool due to post school life hitting like brick to the head (not that any of that matters)
>Wanted to get back into the whole biz again since I genuinely like entertaining people
>Every popular person is either just streaming whatever just came out with no fucks about the actual game, or just a complete moron overall
>Talks of monotization plauge literally everything
>Social anxiety kicks in and I can't even bring myself to even try to deal with fighting for relevancy and trying to mold myself in an attempt to entertain people enough to spam Gooteck's face all over a chat log and throw money at my face that I didn't even want.
Twitch was a mistake.
so instead you
>waste time watching streams
>waste money donating to streams
>aren't having sex
sounds like you've got it figured out
he was a socially retarded, naive, horny guy
Absolutely seething boomers itt
>waste time watching streams
>waste money donating to streams
Why are you implying that I do all that shit?
dont you like balding glass wearing guys in thirties?
too bad the stress of him discovering his main channel manager had a furry homoerotic fascination with him is going to cause him to dip the fuck out soon. he'll stop streaming within a year, screencap this.
>$20 For Internet
I call bullshit
>discovering his main channel manager had a furry homoerotic fascination with him
>tfw never shill my stream on Yea Forums years ago in a regular basis
>tfw could have had thousands of viewers by now
it's her husband who does the shooting for patreon
>Streaming and youtube used to be about doing it because you wanted people to watch what you were doing
>Now it's a soulless entity where hundreds of thousands of people try to sell themselves out to make as much money as possible from playing video games
I want to go back
What the fuck that's fucked up
open the image. that's his former fullsauce channel manager's fursona. it's unedited aside from being censored for a christian board. vappy was unwillingly removed from the team over it a month or two ago.
so a legalized pimp? damn thinking outside the box there.
OMEGALUL normies FeelsWeirdMan
>excellent with money
>eating at restaurants
Pick one
>there was an explosion I should spam muslim emotes
twitch is alright
I unironically call things that are epic Pog.
I.e. that attack was pretty pog
Kind of irrelevant but you know when people draw a picture and Twitch chat is on it and it's totally made up but entirely 100% accurate to how Twitch chat would react to it?
That's my favorite.
I liked it best when he played House Flipper
You were unironically born before the WTC attack.
>thirties
Bullshit. He's 40 at least.
I knew something seemed off about Vinny recently, he seemed way more lethargic than his usual lethargic self. Hell I'm surprised this affected him at all considering how long he's been going and all the bullshit he's put up with.
Tim and Eric?
Not to mention how snappy and shitty he's gotten at chat lately.
Literally every stream
Jesus fucking christ dude.
Twitch is pretty fun. I do it with no cam or bells and whistles on occasion. I just like random people talking shit or dropping game knowledge even if its only one guy.
>not using FFZ filters to get rid of all of the bullshit
I never see tranny flags or horny furries at all anymore, add enough filters and all thats left are the normal people who just want to chat.
I always hide the chat and just enjoy the stream while doing something else including playing games, I subscribe to a few because it's great for me to support those that provide me with entertainment.
This, except I don't subscribe because I'm poor and just wait to get a random gifted sub
most americans that answer those surveys live in shitholes like LA with autistic high rent prices, combined with low education leads to people living paycheck to paycheck.
>chat is cute
You're tipping for entertainment, it's basically the modern equivalent of throwing a dollar in the hat of some guy playing guitar on the street corner.
Whether or not the streamer did something actually deserving of the money is another story.
don't be so pepega, monkahm
daily reminder there are streamers that earn more than doctors with degrees and all that stuff
we live in a society
Based, twitch chat is cancer
Only streams I watch are for Cities Skylines and other tycoon/sim games. Unironically those are the best ones.
>Streamers focus on the game but still focus on chat enough so it's not too memey.
>Usually play coffee house jazz or lowfi hip hop.
>Actually know what they are doing.
>Personalities are never cringy but still have their own styles.
>Small and tight community so everyone knows each other well.
Good shit just watching some cities build.
Literally what is this chart?
I mean if I could get 500 people to donate me a dollar, I'd praise Twitch, but I can't so I hate it.
Based.
Yea Forums would be a better place without those twitch kiddies.
Im not mad at her. She is currently in her prime time so she should make the best out of it. I'm more disappointed with those who actually donate.
kill all zoomers
>Usually play coffee house jazz or lowfi hip hop.
>Personalities are never cringy
heh
Who /Forsen/ Here?
POG
Nah, Twitch isn't bad if you know how to use it and avoid the big popular streamers. I haven't read a review or given clicks to """journo""" faggots in years because I can hop on Twitch anytime and check out an unadulterated look at a new game. That, and follow highly skilled players who are actually good at games instead of screaming reactors.
>Using trash cliche reaction face
The irony.
I miss Stamper. Even his Newgrounds friends lost contact.
Clint is probably the only streamer I am not completely ashamed to admit I watch. I think his Poly Bridge run was my favourite thing he's done, his variety streamer days were some high-class entertainment.
This, the top .5% will be fine unless they do incredibly dumb shit and live where the cost of living is insane, like iceposeidon, but the rest are going to be fucked with long years of unemployment and absolutely no discernible skills. Twitch, like YouTube, isn't going to sit by and let people on their platform make the lion's share of the money. They already tried to cut into donations with bits, wouldn't surprise me if within 2-3 years they've outlawed third party donation entirely and completely slashed the cut streamers get from subs. Can't happen soon enough, IMO.
Moustachespider clip is kino.
Dont you mean after?
Imagine the fallout when they do the exact same thing YouTube did a couple years ago with monetization
Gonna donate a hundo to a qt streamer next month.
So a twitch thread is fine but the youtube thread gets deleted?
There is only one actual good Twitch channel
But why?
>still sleeping with the sun shining on his face
From what i can extrapolate, you need maybe 1000+ regular stream watchers to get the subs/tips/ad revenue needed for a middle class westerner's income and you dont start making six digits unless you're getting 10,000+ watchers regularly
but i do see a whole lot of regular streamers with like 500 or less subs, but from what i gather its not a side gig but they work full-time hours on their streaming
or maybe sponsorships give you big dosh?
I want senpai to notice me.
Humanatm.
500 or less regular viewers*
current views != subcount obviously
It's started already, it seems like people get significant bans at the drop of the hat if they don;t toe the squeaky clean corporate line. (If you're male, at least.)
It's neighbors wi-fi, free entertainment you fucking poseur bitch.
PEPEGA POGGERS KAPPA LUL SHUT UP HAAahAAA
Seething reddit tranny cope
It depends, if the streamer does merch and sponsorships or even go as low as donation goals it could really boost the income.
>face cams
>people staring at people staring at screens
>people enjoy this
Why?
no longer PogChamp
Go yell at some clouds, old man.
Wait what happened to Stamper?
no wonder you retards love movie games
TriHard YOINK! MY FORTNITE NOW! PEPEGA CHAT! PEPEHANDS STREAMER NOOO COME BACK YOU'RE MY ONLY FRIEND I COME HOME TO AFTER GETTING BULLIED IN SCHOOL
I'm sorry some streamers you find annoying is not nearly as bad as transactions or lootboxes.
One is harmless and can be ignored, the other is actively making video games worse.
Twitch chat is horrible with the larger audience streams. Don't even try.
I have been enjoying those 24/7 pokemon marathons though. Just have to hide the chat bar.
Oh and it's also pretty cool when you get a dead stream of someone playing your favorite game for the first time.
I have a twitch account I only stream for a couple of close friends.I’m not the greatest at games but I use this as motivation to finish my back log have people watching you really gets you to finish what you start I’m almost done with Blooone whole unit.
Twitchniggers like you are absolutely pathetic zoomer faggots. I bet you donate to your favorite streamer with mommies money too huh? Fat worthless cucks
who is he?
u mad, brah?
oh wait, you retards spice it up these days
seethe cope
>friend starts saying monkaS and poggers out loud in voice chat
>stream occasionally with no mic or personality and never talk or interact with chat
>average 2-6 viewers
Are they bots? Why the fuck do people watch me play games instead of playing themselves.
Break your neck on a fucking rope dumbass zoomer
Well there you have it, spoiling a flick is on the same level as racism now.
Why are stoners such victims?
Exactly fuck Twitch
>Really young dude trips and falls into streaming career
>Has no concept of money because of going from no job to really high paying 'career'
>Blows all their money on expensive dumb shit they don't need
>Later their income starts to decline but their spending habits don't change, causing them to crash their golden chariot into a wall of debt
Spoony is a good example of this
Only redeeming fact about Twitch chat is that it makes faggots like OP assmad
that's all that fags on cytube ever do
>bu-but it's bad when they do it!
at least complain about the actual stupid shit, like BUYING emotes
Why are you so mad, brah?
That's not how that works, twitchfags.
twitch is kino, it lets you connect with a lot of other humans and spamming the same emote makes you one aka "chat" you become as one and reach nirvana it's like doing acid but not cool or good
I hate to be a moralfag but the shit that it does to kids is genuinely awful. A godless world has given us these streamers that these children worship these false idols whether it's donations or retarded twitch emotes or white knighting. I honestly thought it was a joke but honestly that shit is so bad it made me go back to church.
Imagine being an such a soulless mindless underage faggot who can only spout you mad over and over just like how you spam twitch emotes when your favorite streamer tells you too like the NPC bots you are.
Is MOONMOON the only good streamer?
>Imagine being an such a soulless mindless underage faggot
>post trump
pottery, as you kids say.
moon2SPY no moon subs here.
>open up notepad or cmd depending on how bright the game is
>F11
>size properly
summit1g
>Orange man bad!
As expected from the dumbass twitch NPC
>Unironically posting twitch emotes on anywhere but twitch
pathetic
this nigger's a raging liberal faggot
deserves the rope
Imagine being so stupid that you think Donald Trump is qualified to wipe his own ass, let alone hold a janitorial job at McDonalds. Oh wait, you let him do what?
Lighten up brah. We're all gonna fucking die, might as well have some fun.
unironically kill yourself
I mean it really depends I guess. I know streamers who average over 100 a night and don't really get much when it comes to tips, donations or subs, mean while I also knew quite a few that have fans that just love throwing money everywhere and they aren't even female.
The thing is that you do really have to network, sell out a bit, cheat the system if you really want to make livable money off twitch all while also treating twitch like a regular job too.
what did he say?
never subbed TriHard never donated TriHard never followed TriHard adblock on TriHard entertainm me you subhuman streamers now TriHard
>watching lcs
>european comes on who can barely speak english
>chat is flooded with ????????????
weebs on Yea Forums hating on twitch is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time, especially when you watch Yea Forums's vidya awards on twitch, where everyone spams emotes non stop
Why are you guys so upset about someone not thinking exactly like you do?
You know you guys claim to hate these liberal safespaces a lot but you sure you get pissy when it's about you.
Just disappointed.
You know it would be funny if on April Fools you could post twitch emotes like you could those post-embedded .gifs you could use the last time
dumbass libtard
>Streamer has 10 viewers
>Can have actual conversations with streamer
>Comfy
>year later same streamer has 5000 viewers
>chat is 13 year olds spamming TriHard, Gachi and other shit memes
>no more conversation
>unfollower streamer
>>watching lcs
Yeah, bring in 10k or more tourists in so that they can use their emotes on another site
>using streamers as a friend simulator
fucking loser
This is embarrassing
Aris is the only valid streamer and if you watch anybody else you're a shit.
If I can find a tolerable Overwatch streamer that'd be great.
>Start watching streamer with 0-10 viewers
>"Hey anon234, thanks for coming in how you doing?"
>Panic and close out of window.
I didn't mean to offend your delicate sensibilities.
yeah......u mad.
>be girl
>make millions on twitch AND patreon
I want to be a girl so badly bros
:woof:
>my streamer is better than yours
18+ website
You'd still be fat and ugly, retard.
>you mad, bro
That isn't the meme argument anymore.
You blurt out cope, cuck, or discord tranny
cringe
yeah...........u mad lol.
uh oh he got me
you got me, bro!