Explore thousand year old dungeon

>explore thousand year old dungeon
>loot coins currently in circulation

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Gold and silver :)

Well obviously someone else came inside before you
>muh stillburning candles
Well how the fuck are the monsters going to see if its all dark

>medieval game
>no padded coifs

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>Old shit isn't valuable

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>Explore thousand year old dungeon you just opened
>Bad guys just up ahead start shooting at you

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>normal food that's still edible

>Explore dungeon
>Monsters live in it
>No complex ecosystem that could sustain said monsters inside

>get to the end of the dungeon
>turns out someone got in through another way and cleared the dungeon

Who's maintaining and resetting all the traps in the dungeon?

>bottlecaps everywhere in an old abandoned building from 200 years ago

unless the occupants were autists i dont see why they'd save all the fucking bottlecaps

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>explore thousand year old dungeon that haven't been touched in ages
>torches are still lit when you go in

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Gold standard, bitches.

>not searching for a portal or other source that would artificially place such monsters once you were tipped off about their unbalanced ecosystem

>explore thousand year old dungeon
>for whatever reason they aren't using valuable metals as currency
>keep filling up my carrying capacity with engraved rocks (currency of time)
>have to spend dozens of hours hauling the rocks to someone who cares about old rocks to try and exchange them for money
>forget about going to the dungeon, too busy begging someone to take my engraved rocks

this is the future that nitpicky faggots want

>lit torches
>ammo and medkits

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>Game has a French faction
>It's the strongest faction in the game

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>explore thousand year old dungeon
>Torches everywhere

>its been thousands of years and no one has ever solved this puzzle!
>has less than 15 possible combinations

> explore ancient dungeon
> nearly lose my life trying to navigate through this labyrinth of a dungeon as well as dodging traps and fighting enemies
>finally obtain treasure
>there's a normal fucking door to the outside right behind it

Would play.

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This always bugs me when playing bethesda games, both fallout and elder scrolls. They have cool mechanics like light spells or power armor headlamps, but never put them to good use

Just because the game doesn't show the store keep weighing your gold coins to determine their value doesn't mean it isn't happening

Sounds like a runescape quest lol

>game takes place two centuries after nuclear war
>half decomposed dead are still scattered about
>can goods still on grocery shelves and not looted
>nobody has built anything but shanty towns in two hundred years
>nobody has has figured out any infrastructure in two hundred years
>nobody has even swept a single rug
fallout is brain dead.

>explore thousand year old dungeon
>take everything of value
>reset traps and extinguish torches so no one knows i've already been there
>put a note in the treasure chest
> "The journey was the treasure. Congratulations explorer. :D"
>break the secret secondary exit so they have to go the long way to leave.

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Hey, it's that mentally deranged brit from the youtubes

Based

I'm surprised nobody at bethesda ever figured out how to model sterilized corpses. Far more disturbing effect when you realize that even the things that normally decompose things aren't around no more.

ok but how the fuck do owls hunt at night when theres no torches around?

I thought he died of cancer

>explore ancient ruins
>statue provides firmware upgrade to space suit
:^)

>explore thousand year old dungeon
>loot weapons
>weapons still being mainly used in combat
If not thanks to ancient chinks you guys will still flailing swords like retard.
And get shot by compound bow.

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>When you realize the ruins aren't ancient it's just the designers were obscenely autistic.

videogame logic sure is wacky all things considered

>Game set in Ancient Britannia
>Irish are independent

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>implying Eire is in Britannia.

>implying they didn't use that currency back in the day

>game has fire arrows
>game has berserkers
>game has horse archers
>spears aren't the best weapon in the game

The point is that Fallout has always been dumb

>enter cave
>can perfectly see everything even though is dark inside

>Dungeon has trap that's nearly impossible to get past.
>people repeatedly try to get past it, and always die.
>You eventually come.
>Successfully evade trap thanks to using the pile of skeletons to disable the trap.

As it should be

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>Enter cave that was being blocked by some thirsty bitch
>YOU HAVE COMPLETED MANY TRIALS TO SEE ME

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I actually would be interested in that.
Combine it with randomly generated history a-la DF or Ultima Ratio Regum and you could go into dungeons looting old shit and then finding someone to pawn it off to. From gold coins to old tomes, someone will be interested in a ancient recipe for giant maggot pot pie

>explore thousand year old dungeon
>people still live in it
>"hey dude we're making spaghetti, want some? :)"

>sterilized corpses

Dying of radiation poisoning isn't going to suddenly kill all the bacteria in your body, user.

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Fallout 2 brainlet.

>Video games

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>thousand year old dungeon
>no toilet paper

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>you can "fire" arrows
I bet the french did this

>Cut scene shows ancient, highly-advanced civilization before its downfall
>They're all black people

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No, we use "tirer une flèche", as in "pull an arrow"

1oz gold duckets have been used since the fall of the Roman Empire. 1oz gold is worth 1oz of gold no matter who's face is on them.

So you pull it and then what?

Tirer une flèche is the complete action. We use the same word for guns (tirer une balle) by association, but it doesn't describe the litteral action of pulling the string of the bow

That's exactly what happened though. Don't forget that in Fallout radiation is magic.

>go into evil fortress
>guards find you
>instead of alerting everyone else that there's an intruder, they attack you and die

Nope, it's actualyl Lindybeige.

I hope they take inspiration from Metro Exodus have lights be a little minigame of sorts finding fuel and a generator

>game has scabbards on the back

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>spears
>best weapons
when will spearlets learn

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>He says, while posting a spear.

having a small axe head dosen't make a halberd a spear

>Explore ancient dungeon
>Monsters fight to the death with no sense of self preservation.

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>dungeon thousands of years old
>Skeletons never got bored and just sat around doing nothing
I know it's eternal slavery but don't you think they'd get bored and do things other than sit in coffins?

>>Skeletons never got bored and just sat around doing nothing
how do you know that

where do you think skeleton babies come from? they bone each other every few decades to keep the population from dwindling.

Do you ever see evidence of them doing anything? They're always in their crypts most you might see one or two skulking around after you've killed like 30 of them already. One time I just want to stumble upon a skeleton birthday party or bingo night or something.

>Secret lab abandoned for years, inhabited only by mutants
>All lights still on

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I mean, you did not specify that the current coinage is not thousands of years old, so yes, its possible.

Holy fuck

torches in bethesda games dont burn up, so of course they are still burning. the only thing they have is an enchantment that evaporates the torch if it burns for 4 minutes at a time, they just did not bother to enchant the torches in dungeons.
check and mate.

>this is the future that nitpicky faggots want
no, you are just being a facetious retard, mostly retard, less of the facetiousness.
firstly, currency cant be something as worthless as rocks, or otherwise it would never have been applicable to become currency, so either the rocks are quite obviously worth SOMETHING, or your example is wrong.
secondly, either the ancient ruin has probably something worthwhile in it besides pocket change, or otherwise nobody would care to explore them, so even if you found only non-fungible currency, you would still find the valueables you came looking for.

>secret lab abandoned for years, inhabited only by mutants
>all lights off

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>Labyrinth has been sealed for 1000 years
>Recover the treasure at the very end of the game, but it's useless now since age has dried it out considerably

Dont they explain why the torches and shit are all lit and traps have been set in Skyrim is because Dragur that have been resurrected basically maintain the tomb and dungeon, keep things lit, and fix and set up to all by themselves?

before the internet came along people would find things to do

this'd be a cool game if it was executed well