Girl joins CSGO game with mic

Things that never happened in a post gamergate and trump world

>the your team

>girl joins
>she's shit
>all the dorks compliment her
gay earth

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>weeb is trash at games and gets stomped by a roastie
Yeah and color me fuckin surprised why don't you

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>playing CS:GO

what if i like being dominated by girls?

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Quite so

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Happened to me when I was around 10 yo in a handball team and for some reason we got matched against an all girls team who were like 4 years older than us. They pulverized us

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This. You can usually tell when you go "damn, you're really good dude" and they remind you that they're a woman.
Only trannys give a shit about that. It's been ingrained into them through their daily social actions, reminding people their gender, that it passes onto the internet. Actual females don't give a shit and go "hehe thank you" trying to pull you into their orbit.

I want satania to dominate me, yet failing and ending being the one abused

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>Not grabbing their bodies while playing so getting some free bobs and vagenes
you didn't do like that, right?

I actually had an experience like this. Playing ME3 multi, Krogan Warlord, I randommed the map where everything is robotic and it dunks them for free. A really gay sounding guy and chick came in, saw the map+class, started mocking me and she said even she doesn't do something ''so meta'' and she's a girl. I thought it was kind of sad to try and make it a gender thing.

>girl joins
>she tries to take away your orbiters

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steamcommunity.com/id/worstpersonalive

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What's the point?

>girlmale joins
>everyone strokes their dicks on open mic
wtf?...

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Boredom

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understandable

>power lich joins game
>sucks your teammates souls out through their mics
>proceeds to bring them back as skeletons
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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God I wish that were me

it was the other way around
one of them raped me in the toilet

>new IP

>Things that have never happened

hot

Literally never happened, dumb female poster.

yes im sure there is a youtube video of something like this happening which was probably cherry-picked from 40 other video captured games where the girl lost horribly, but you own't ever see those matches

>game has matchmaking
>the match in question takes place below the beginner rating
>mfw I'm there because I'm duoing with a friend who's a total shitter
>mfw it's my first time playing the game ever

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Same but in soccer. I was 8 and the girls playing against us were like ~13. No idea why that match happened.

>playing CSGO
>in 20 fucking 19
>complaining that the playerbase is normalfag enough to include actual females
if you're comfortable playing with people like that then you don't belong here

Literally never happend

user, you have to be at least 18 to post here.

Memes aside, on higher rank there are little to no females in cs go.

I'm a mge shitter and I've met maybe 1 girl every 2 months, and I play 1 game per day on average

I dunno pal, going into Steam's "most played" and downloading all the free titles sounds like something a 10 year old would do
TF2 fags barely get away with it because the game is unconventional enough to weed out shitters