>Teammate thanks you
Teammate thanks you
Jose Harris
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Zachary Morales
>yeah np man any time
David Ortiz
Hunter Fisher
>Immediately asks to fuck your mom.
Well since you were so nice.....
Hunter Rogers
You're not and never will be cute. You're some aging, doughy weeb and nobody finds your social awkwardness charming.
Ryan Sanchez
P-please bully me more...
Lucas Turner
end me pepe
i want off this faggot earth
Isaiah Sullivan
wait a sec this pic is futa
Brody Brooks
Please don't be so mean...
Henry Torres
cringe
based
Luke Cook
sauce
Austin Bell
>teammate wants to come to your house and fuck your sister
Hunter Kelly
>teammate wants to come to your house and fuck you
ftfy
Christian Flores
The hell is wrong with you people?
Carson Stewart
>teammate pokes you and then initiates erp foreplay
Zachary Robinson
>teammate wants to see my war face
Jeremiah Miller
are any of you cute girls?
Parker Phillips
>Only surviving player in a game of Vermintide 2
>Dead players freaking out as you push past absolute hell and save the run
Luis Scott
Why are you asking for cute girls when cute boys are superior?
Jaxson Sanchez
always has to end in sex huh
why cant it just end in video games
Caleb Davis
>teammate wants to fuck your asshole
Elijah Carter
Why can't it just end in cuddling and video games.
Justin Cruz
> People adding you on steam to ERP because of your Profile
I just like Mao from Futabu, can't you fuck off.
Seriously though, why do people randomly add for that shit
Jace Nelson
uhmmm i think you confused dick craving face with war face but that's fine i can provide if that's what you're looking for
Alexander Russell
i want to suck that fat futa cock
Thomas King
40%
Angel Wood
>say "thank you" to your teammate
>he doesn't respond
The nerve of some people
Aiden Anderson
Maybe he was just too flustered.
Elijah Davis
>Party member emotes at you
Quit your faggot RP and go pull.
Ethan Murphy
>Team mate never mentions black crime statistics
It's like my team mates want my society to fail.
Jason Adams
Is that the percentage of people who thank their teammates?
William Ortiz
Post steamID
Jonathan Rivera
Hudson Barnes
need to coax them, show a little bit more flesh next time you stupid bitch ;)
Michael Mitchell
You are fucking degenerate weeb faggots and should kill yourselves.
Julian Turner
No need to be so rude, user.
Alexander Stewart
Christopher Morgan
>thanks for the help man
>U-UwU! T-thank you too daddy! Pls I got so hard just fuck my ass
Modern trap culture is fucking cancer
Dylan Baker
>boot up tf2
>haven't played in like ten years
>notice I actually bound "Thank you" to R
Damn I was a fucking cuck back then
Jack Harris
god i love cocks so much
>mfw cocks in my butthole starts hitting the prostate
Austin Gomez
>tf2, in sudden death
>I'm the last guy, Heavy
>Their last guy is also a Heavy
>Find eachother, exchange gazes. In some bizarre fashion of understanding, we both switch to fists for one final manly throwdown
>All the while mic spam from both sides cheering us on to win(server had alltalk on)
thats the kinda shit i like
Benjamin Stewart
>you call your healer teammate "mom"
John Morgan
Reminder you will blow your head off before the age of 30 because you are disgusting subhumans nobody would ever want to be associated with
Austin Scott
dude depression I'l literally weed trash lmao
Nolan Anderson
this is pretty gay dudes
Jayden Thompson
oui oui baguette
Andrew Gonzalez
Don't be so mean
Lincoln Gutierrez
Mommy!
Josiah Lee
That's not very nice.
Ethan Richardson
Cocks are the pinnacle of human beauty. Even lesbians like cocks.
Ryder Smith
please bully me more
Nathan Diaz
>say "Thanks bae" to female healer
>get votebanned
Benjamin Wood
I don't main Spy anymore
Lincoln Garcia
This but my aneros, I'm not gay enough for cocks.
Chase Sanders
You will never not be the most pathetic people to use this website
Christian Russell
Why would you say that?
Hudson Hernandez
There is literally nothing wrong with gay RP shit to escape our horrid reality
Anthony Jackson
Cmon, don't hold back. You can bully better than that.
William Campbell
Nothing wrong with gargling on some cock every now and then. It's all completely normal, statistically EVERYONE is bi-sexual. There is no proof that someone is inherently fully ''straight'', it's all just a matter of wherever you decided to accept it or not or live in constant delusion of the truth.
Sebastian Ramirez
oh god I'm coming
Levi Stewart
>Tfw your mom only buys sausage, cucumber, eggplant and daikon
What does this mean brehs?
Michael Myers
Remember last april fools when as soon as PB started loosing you fucks just started autistically roleplaying as defeated whores
Only for PB to win on the sheer power of rage from anons who arent fags
Angel Cooper
ENOUGH FROM THE FROG
Dylan Ortiz
Do you ERP in Xenoverse 2?
Jacob Rogers
>battlefield 3
>literally being a claymore camping faggot because I ended up with an all japanese team that has full control of the match and I can't shoot for shit
>throw an ammo supply over a claymore infront of objective point while I sit nearby just out of sight
>enemy player runs over it and dies
>friendly player who was shooting him stands there looking at me
>he fires his apparently empty gun and hits the call out button
>I toss out another ammo box but right onto his feet as I get out of my hiding hole
>he turns around to me and bows, literally looking down at the ground but twice in slow succession
>he's thanking me
Oh battlefield 3, the only game where I can play a match with full team work and not a word said, that said outside of jp play times it was cancer, kids yelling into mics or camp snipers that make up half the team
Infact in all honestly outside of monster hunter world Japanese players are the best when it comes to mic-less communication, clever use of emoticons gestures and even just pure creativity, for some reason in MH world they're fucking stupid
Eli Jackson
YOU ARE POOP
Matthew Parker
No seriously why won't you address your crippling mental illnesses rather than shitposting on Yea Forums all day long?
Alexander Green
I don't ERP at all.
I might have a degenerate library, but I'm not THAT degenerate.
Brayden Reed
let me pozz your ass stupid white bitch ass faggot
Lucas Nguyen
You didn't answer my question, user.
Isaac Cook
Self-deprecation doesn't make you any better, fag.
Gabriel King
Also please follow my tunblr
Cebrz.tumblr.com
Christian Morales
oh god oh fuck i cummed on my pants. Thanks user was nice, cya on another gay erp thread.
Joshua Morris
eww dude you got aids?
Thomas Jackson
get some faggot
Eli Roberts
>3.2k TF2 hours
Pretty degenerate if you ask me.
t. 6k hours
Kayden Rogers
i dont think you're gonna win at this point dude. you've literally gotten like, half of them off.
you don't really take part in the april fools shit do you? i skipped this year because of that shit full-stop.
Mason Young
Yes, right there
Dylan Diaz
Why do you refuse to seek help?
Adrian Hill
>mfw I once jerked off while sexting a trap who does succubus asmr on twitter
To this fucking day I feel shame
Isaac Long
You're already dead lad
Gabriel Ortiz
Help for what exactly?
Mason Thompson
Last year's was the bomb. Probably the most fun event ever. Pitting people against each other in groups is as entertaining as the gladiator pits.
Blake Brown
Imagine being dumb frogposter...
Julian Roberts
Actually have 5.5K.
That's my second account that became my main.
If someone ever release a game with such a deep and rich gameplay/mechanics, I might consider.
Hasn't happened so far
Logan Moore
You wish weeb.
Liam Ross
STAY OUT OF THIS BAKA
Liam Collins
ye i got them from your mom sadly but at least i can pass them off to you now unless you got them too since it seems to run in the family
Michael Long
how do you know this?
Jose Morgan
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oliver Hall
I'm 30
Nolan Thompson
Your days are number froggo.
John Lewis
I feel you man, it’s a damn shame that valve stopped caring about it. I actually got about 7k hours since I got another account as well.
Hunter Lewis
OP here.
What have you done to my innocent thread you fools?!
Angel Baker
EPIC AND BASEDPILLED
Aiden Torres
>tfw good friend deleted me cause of it
I cant help it user, the self hate is too big and I need a valve for it
Ayden Powell
I'm sorry, user. This wasn't my intention.
Ryan Taylor
The day of the rope is coming anime poster.
John Roberts
Damn, i really hate, trannies, sissies, faggots, betas and frogsposter, they are truly the cancer of this site.
Lucas Davis
At least we keep it somewhat alive as a community.
Also I feel like that players became better now so it makes more interesting matches in pubs.
Comp (real one) is alright but too stressing imo.
I'll probably keep playing it till it dies at this rate
Sebastian Hill
You don't even know the can of whoop ass i'm gonna open up on your ass Froggy
Carter Watson
I have a big pene
Christian Bailey
People say Yea Forums's changed for the worse.
This is an example that Yea Forums's changed for the better.
John Baker
Adrian Kelly
I like watching anime
Grayson Lopez
No it's not you mentally ill faggot
Noah Fisher
>american porn
>suddenly they say shit like 'daddy'
Why do they do this gay shit
Chase Myers
Well yeah cuddling with your man while playing games is cool but honestly for most people it's just about getting themselves off. Like yeah no one should give you shit for what you want to do w/ your SO at home but we all know most people in these threads don't know that or have that experience. I may be gay but a lot of this faggot-posting is really annoying and only ever very loosely video games.
Really there is a better board for all of this and it's unironically /trash/. You can easily contain your faggotry in those threads while sticking around here and talking about video games. I don't know. I just hate threads like this.
Jackson Gray
These people are seriously mentally ill and rather than doing anything to help that they just shit up Yea Forums. This is honestly pretty sad.
Brody Richardson
lol you think I fucking care spastic?
Alexander White
i wanna be in both situations
Alexander Wood
This is the best thread on the catalog right now.
Adrian Gomez
Maybe you should stop posting your profile link in Yea Forums of all places, delete Steam and reevaluate your life before thinking """venting""" in Steam/Yea Forums is a good idea.
Jayden Bennett
true, i love penis!
Ryan White
What's worse, the people off topic gay shitposting on Yea Forums or the people who post complaining about it instead of reporting and moving on?
Zachary Anderson
ITT:
William Wright
>3 (You)'s
based
Charles Bell
Adam Sullivan
>Completely straight irl, would never consider anything but female
>Erp doesn't matter though, as long as I'm pounding a tight hole I don't give a shit
Just me?
Evan Phillips
why haven't you just killed yourself yet?
William Howard
Nothing happens when you post your profile here.
People don't even care really.
The second part would be helpful for him though
Jordan Williams
Lol
Oliver Torres
Magical trans is weird, but at least they're biological instead of being a dude in a skirt.
Aiden Evans
I'll definitely put you in one of them, slut
Colton Bailey
you say that as if the video game threads here are any better than this one.
Hint: they're not
Dylan Jones
I tried following some of J. Petersons advice but it just made me to hate life even more
I know but I cant help it
Josiah Hernandez
Jeremiah Nguyen
literally me
Wyatt Diaz
Not today, I think...
Liam Hernandez
Clearly you do since you argued for it. Atleast you mentally ill fags won't breed, the world thanks you for that.
Robert Ramirez
Imagine going in a thread full of fags to complain about fags. You will catch the gay by doing that, be careful.
Anthony Watson
Ah i see a fellow shota cunnyisseur
Jonathan Collins
n-nice thanks at least i'd be in one of them
Gabriel Gomez
I hate trannies so fucking much Jesus Christ
Why not just be gay it's not that hard
Jason Gutierrez
Xavier Johnson
Comp is alright, I enjoyed the format but some people take it too seriously. Which is why I just pugged with buds in inhouses a while ago. If you ever get tired of shitty valve servers there’s the party van that gets active on the weekends. It’s a micspam server and it quickly becomes AIDS when everyone spams at once so voice_enable 0 is a must. Most of my favorite community servers are long dead by now, now it’s all shitty 24/7 orange/turbine servers.
Mason Fisher
Why is Yea Forums so gay?
Samuel Adams
I'm not gay, but I'd like a prostate orgasm.
Grayson Torres
>I tried following some of J. Petersons advice
>but it just made me to hate life even more
Makes sense, now go read mein kampf.
Eli Moore
Would have been hot without the cage.
Henry Baker
That pic is from a genderswap manga anyway.
Elijah Hall
You were being a rude lil bitch.
I like both so I'm good for breeding.
Joshua Green
Just make sure you dress nice and girly for me
Isaiah Miller
truly the best kind of "cunny"
Robert Reyes
LOL
Colton Long
I can offer you the other one.
Connor Bailey
Jesus you guys are fucking retarded
These homos are ASKING to be called faggots and told to kill themselves
Do you not see this in how they respond to it?
Stop giving them the attention they want and they go away
Austin Walker
You carry a sad life, weeb. I feel sorry for you.
Cameron Nguyen
Justin Perez
You are lonely, not because you lack friends, but because you are unhappy with yourself.
You are unhappy with yourself because you are useless and pathetic, and you haven't achieved any of your goals in life.
Even if you had friends, you'd still be sad, because friends won't fix what's wrong with you.
You try to turn to internet roleplaying as an escape, but you roleplay as a weak anxious screwup. Instead of overcoming your issues, you get addicted to them.
You are going to kill yourself one day. The sooner you do it, the less of a burden you'll be on the people around you.
Christopher Peterson
Keep going, user. I'm almost there...
Asher Flores
yeah thats pretty nice, but how about you check these?
Jeremiah Rogers
i miss being a likeslut, bros
Hunter Cook
>complains about weebs on Yea Forums
>posts an image with a knowyourmeme filename
welcome to Yea Forums, enjoy your stay.
Juan Powell
The edits trying to make him look bad are just fucking awful.
Brandon Sanchez
Dylan Thompson
>Teammate adds you as a friend
Aiden Cook
why? based tho for punching that negro
John Bennett
Well the first sentence is right, the rest isn’t. I use video games and anime to escape the void, not weird ERP shit.
Aaron Ward
>teammate spills his spaghetti even at the slightest compliment he receives
Jordan Price
fragged
Charles Robinson
Hudson Carter
RAUS MIT DIE VIECHER
Bleh i need to appreciate my life more but it seems like i am too mentally special for that
Robert Watson
If the races were reversed, you'd be saying that it confirms your biases about black people
Aiden Murphy
They were praying and the guy was blasting music.
Grayson Evans
As it should.
Now >>>/reddit/
Jeremiah Martin
The left can't meme
Cameron Sanders
Chase Ward
i can do that, do you want to be the one to chose what you want me to wear or should i just do that myself?
wow okay now that's a very nice offer as well, just hope you like being dommed by a twink with a 17cm dick
Jackson Gray
>last man standing
>pulling through against all odds
>"wow user is the real mvp
Joseph Wood
yeah, so what's wrong with that?
Nicholas Hall
Actually I tend to roleplay as the guy fucking the awkward ones
Jeremiah Jackson
>implying Yea Forums wants degenerate scum like you
Noah Ward
>17cm dick
Uhhh... p-please be gentle...
Grayson Williams
brehs
Lucas Cruz
Pull the fucking trigger fag, I've had enough of clown world
Brody Ramirez
>implying
Jace Powell
Jackson Cooper
why does /lgbt/ like invading this board so much? is it the easily impressionable kids?
fags are disgusting.
Austin Cruz
I'll let you surprise me, just wear whatever you want princess, I'll like it no matter what.
Nolan Rodriguez
there are females posting here right now
Camden Howard
>own of their own guys shoots up a mosque because of the shit he read on /pol/
>ANONS MOSSAD WERE BEHIND THIS
>/pol/ would never ever recommend violent
Xavier Morris
>t. female seeking attention
Carson Reed
Jose Richardson
/pol/ is a board of peace.
Jonathan White
It's literally the same exact situation except in one case the victim's skin color matches yours like that's supposed to matter somehow.
Ayden Richardson
Go outside
Noah Richardson
Jaxon Smith
>it's ok when traps do it
Nathan Davis
90% of /pol/ are trolls and the other 10% are unstable white guys with issues
Jason Ortiz
No it's not but it's obvious you were feeling left out in this sea of attention whores.
Jordan Kelly
This will never stop being funny.
Landon Green
Ryder Morgan
They are inferior though
Connor Gonzalez
post more gay 2d porn
Anthony Scott
You remembered wrong user. I always spam Z2 after a frag.
Adam Mitchell
Jason Parker
Kayden Lopez
I am not a filthy normie, going outside was a mistake
Landon Gomez
Easton Turner
This is a top tier story user, I wish I'd played BF3 more. It just wasn't fun listening to the screaming kids when all I wanted to do was run around with my shotgun, being sneaky and avoiding the sniperfaggots, blasting fucks in the head.
Hudson Nelson
>mods instantly delete A Hat in Time threads
>this stays up
Noah Williams
John Bell
Janitors are the ones making these threads