OMG IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING

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Now flush em down

those games weren't even good when they were new

>Witcher 3 wasn't good.
Is this peak Yea Forums?

>no ESRB
At least be convincing, user.

That's a terrible Photoshop.
And nice filename, Redditor.

Ikr I loved that movie

>Movie meme.
Yawn.

>Yawn.
Have sex

>Make a console for children
>Make the physical games small as shit and easy to lose

I get it now.

>Have sex meme.
Yawn.

Every console is a console for children user. Children usually damage discs so what you’re saying applies to the other consoles too

OY BLOODY ELL FUCKIN CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS. GET EM!

>meme
Yikes.

Gaming is a children hobby

Now find an excuse to explain the absolute mediocrity of the joycons, nintentoddlers

Photoshop/10

>Yikes.
oof

Joycons suck, I won’t deny that. I had to replace them once and the new ones don’t work very well even though I barely use them

Someone post the pasta.

>oof
Cringe

>Cringe
Reddit

Gwent and Thronebreaker are actually coming to Switch though.
After IOS/Android release.

What do they taste like?

>Reddit
4channel

posting with a reddit filename should lead to instant banning

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give it a lick

>4channel
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

whistles for magic horse

autoruns on road to quest marker

toucan sam vision activates

"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"

"Come on, Roach"

follows nose

guys in Drowner™ costumes appear

"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET "EM"

"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half"

"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"

"Come on, Roach"

autoruns on road back to village

"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"

"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proofshows flipper"

"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"

"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

10 crowns received

>4channel
DONKEY!

looks shopped

>its real
HOLY SHIT BROS WE DID IT

Thanks again.

no you're so right they're marvelous open world experiences, changed my life i literally cry just thinking about it.

based and accuratepilled

I love the game and yet this pasta makes me kek everytime