I seriously hope none of you are Cancers

I'm a Cancer,but Libra represents me.

Aries here, Taurus GF. Aries is inaccurate, but Taurus is completely right.

what the hell, I'm actually a cancer and that one most suits me.

no bully pls

Cancer here, probably accurate if I played mmorpgs

>Virgo
>Literally all of those things describe me

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>Sagittarius
It's not even close.

Capricorn is literally me.

Sagittarius fits, how gay.

Sagittariusbros assemble!

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>Pisces
>read the tutorial and still do everything wrong
fuck you Sekiro

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>Leo

1 out 4 is correct

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>Pisces
Only lorefag applies to me desu

Same here.

>aquarius
>sjw of the guild
The opposite. I'm usually drunk and saying shit that would cause a twitter crucifixion.

Aries but I hate anything that's not 1v1 pvp.

Fixed mine

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Capricorn-chan needs a hug.

I have absolutely no affinity with my starsign

Where's Serpentarius? If you're gonna do it, at least do it right.

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tfw used to be cancer before finding out the earth's axis has shifted
turns out I was a gemini the whole time

>capricorn
Yeah I do hate emoticons
I farm and grind (aren't those pretty much the same thing?)
I do unironically like edgy.

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>Taurus
>don't fit any of them
>not even in the vague way that you can normally twist astrology shit
Grinding is for fags. Achievements and collections are pointless. I just want to experience new shit. Teamwork is enjoyable and I'm fairly good at following the plan and coordinating with others.

Scorpio here, this pic is shit.

>Sagittarius
3/4, but I don't skip story stuff because I'm not a total fucking retard.

>NASAtards
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAP

>Gemini
>almost true
except the tab one

A-are you me?

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SAGITROLLS UNITE

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Gemini here. I've never beaten Morrowind because I keep re-starting to make a new character or use a different weapon.

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I'm gemini and it's quite accurate.

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literally perfect, good job user

>spend mintues organizing
Change it to hours and its 100% accurate.

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>Keep all the useless drops
>Wants every collectable hats, outfits, achievements
>Explore every single area
>Play with tons of tabs open
>Style > Stats
>Hates emoticons
>Unironically likes edgy
>Wears mixed armor sets
wew

So much this. I fucking love science!

Im a sagittarius trapped in a geminis body

>Sagitarius
>2/4 close to but not correct

I agree that Aries is inaccurate

Scorpio but I don't look up vidya skirts or anything

I do tend to get stalkery with girls though but they never find out because I'm good at hiding it

it's not my fault I'm just so fucking lonely

>pisces
>always the exact opposite of these dumb sign evaluations
Maybe it's because I have a Feb 29th birthday that everything is reversed or some nonsense. Not like any of it is true anyways.

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Those aren't girls.

>tfx mix of Taurus (keep all the useless drops, want every collectable), Leo (style > stats, screenshot last hit on bosses), Scorpio (moves camera to see under skirts) and Capricorn ([X] HATE newspapers)
>tfw Leoirl

>game lets you multiclass

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I'm a Libra trapped in an Aquarius body. Please send help.

Wow I'm cancer to T

Yea Forums IS A SAGITTARIUS BOARD
GEMINIFAGS NOT WELCOME
AQUARIUSKEKS CAN SUCK IT

What about ?

Libra mega milk master race

>Libra
>never rude with friends
You got that right. Thanks for playing with me!

Gemini is most compatible with Sagittarius Let's fuck.

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Why is Taurus so accurate? Is this some Barnum effect bullshit?

same

Based and sagitrollpilled.

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>pisces is just a retarded shit poster
damn...

>Virgo
3/4 right

Aquarius is accurate save for the SJW part

I'm Capricorn, almost 100% true
Sagittarius and aquarius also kinda apply

UPDATE: GEMINIFAGS CAN ALSO SUCK IT

Cancer here, the second part is true but only a little , the rest is wrong completely

>not voice chatting and getting pics for proof that they're a girl before you stalk them

you're new to this whole "not gay" thing I see

>leo
>willing to be guild leader
say that to my atychiphobia

retard. shit is written so it applies to a large swath of people

Capricorn is literally me which is fitting since I too am literally capricorn.

>Barnum effect
Of course it is instead of just reading out singled points see how many actually apply to you, it'll be a whole lot more than just 4.

google what barnum effect means

>Pisces
All true, and I even have that wing thing, got from a Ragnarok Online booth in some con

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>He does not enjoy horoscope banter

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yeah because it's only you

I'm always switching shit around as a gemini, but I'm perfectly fine with skipping areas or not exploring everything.

>Chad Tier
Cancer
Scorpio
Pisces

>Okay Tier
Taurus
Virgo
Capricorn

>Low tier
Gemini
Libra
Aquarius

>Virgin Tier
Aries
Leo
Sagittarius

July 9th

>tfw too intelligent for human emotion
Capricorn?

>Keep all the useless drops
>Won't listen to you and fucks up teamwork
>Explore every single area
>Always changing character/weapon
>Style > Stats
>Hours deciding names, jobs, equipment
>Wears mixed armor sets

That's Taurus [2/4], Gemini [2/4], Leo [1/4], Libra [1/4], Pisces [1/4].

Also Capricorn is the cutest. Sagittarius is second cutest.

Based IAU zodiac bros. I am still a Virgo regardless

Abhorrent post

SEETHING CANCERFAG

everybody knows air is top tier and earth low buddy

>Above all competition
Taurus
Virgo
Capricorn

>Literal shitkids
Cancer
Scorpio
Pisces
Gemini
Libra
Aquarius
Aries
Leo
Sagittarius

How can non earths even compete?

None of these are me.
I guess I wasn't born on any particular day then.

>Virgo
>Literally virgin
>Not Virgin tier

We can force you to become Cancer by bullying you.

>air

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I don't know since I was a foster kid and my real date of birth wasn't recorded so I'm immune to autistic pseudoscience like this

You're probably an Ophiuchus

I'm aries and it's kinda similar to how I was when I was younger. I'd introduce IRL friends to an online game but they wouldn't play as much as I did so I often progressed alone. I used to get salty but not to the point of yelling with everyone, and one thing this picture gets wrong about my sign is that I'm not a tierfag. I mained "competitively" Dr Mario in melee, Ike in all the following smash games.

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both libra and gemini are high iq lads, it's only aquarius who kinda sucks

Cope more Mudbirths
you are not even fit to lick my feet

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>Scorpio
Only one of those is right. 300 hours is child's play.

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