Well?

Well?

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And this is why Warden disappeared in Inq

That looks so bad.

>you must be joking

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It has a braless version

thats the point

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Everything Morrigan does makes a lot more sense when you approach it knowing that she has such an astounding lack of experience dealing with people, so she acts like an edgelord all the time to cover for it

if only women without 500 dickings worth of experience existed in real life, and not just in fiction

>then get a thicker blanket
damn, the warden is colder than her tent

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There is literally no downside in choosing to knock Morrison up to save your own skin

The only saving grace

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No shit. Her characterization and background is blatantly told to you, it's fucking obvious. Anyone who doesn't realize that is a retard.

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>loving mother and wife
>wants to settle down
>waits for warden
>chooses kid instead power
I am legitimately lost how did she end up like this in sjw nightmare da3 is.

>Warden and Morrigan spent 10 years in an alternate dimension, with absolutely nothing to do there except raise their child
>they probably fucked like rabbits every single day due to sheer boredom

I'm surprised she managed to keep the children count to 1 desu

The reason we can't have good writing in video games is because retards like this stumble upon obvious character elements and feel smart for explaining it to the even retardier plebs who didn't even get it.
This hobby as a whole attracts fucking retards. If you want a good story read a fucking book. Games are for g a m i n g.

I read a lot of books and I can tell you for certain that the average level of the writing is no better in most, and noticeably worse on a lot of the content. It's a sad day when someone like Brandon Sanderson is one of the "better" writers of genre fiction.

>Pleb calling others plebs

>choosing the 2 genres of books that are known for poor quality

Immersion ruined.

>being a pleb

what game

>Trying to draw a comparison between non-fiction and video games

Wyvern Era: Genesis

>those Leddit replies
Who talks like this?

she looks like a Witcher 3 character here

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>Morrigan managed to remain untarnished even with modern Bioware

Perfect girl.

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People born before 2000's

NOT DIVERSE ENOUGH

Sameface

>if only women without 500 dickings worth of experience

Morrigan isn't a virgin.

Do I see a man on the right?

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Didn't she get a redesign to look like one of the devs?

Meanwhile, Hawke would have told her he was down to fuck only to never show up.

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it was as close as a fucking ass hair though

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Dropped

Didn't play past DA:O, what canonically happens to the Warden if you chose to go through the mirror with Morrigan to raise your kid?

One of the community managers or something And changed back after even the most hardcore apologists bitched about it.

>all that build up in Trespasser
>the first draft of DA4 was going to be about some shitty group of thieves stealing shit in Tevinter and would have likely had nothing to do with Solas or the Inquisitor

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...

For me, it's Sera

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they lived in eluvians crossroad for some time and raised kid. Then warden goes seeking cure from blight calling and she goes to French court.

Warden and Morrigan stay in their weird pocket dimension fucking each other and raising their kid for a decade before coming back out. Warden fucks off to find a cure for the taint while Morrigan goes to deal with the events of DA3 but she says she wants to return to him asap to continue fucking his brains out.

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Goblina

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I thought Tumblrites loved Sera.

Just when you thought you had them figured out...

A treatsie on Sera.

Sera is abrasive and rude. She's also stupid. She doesn't fit in at all in the world the Inquisitor finds themself in. She has her own interests, that do not always align with the Inquisitor's. She even speaks in an annoying manner.

But this is all intentional. The writers made a realistic character. Characters in videogames all too often bend themselves to appeal to the player. If the player doesn't like something, they change the character. Blackwall wanted to die, until the player says "no, don't". We're so used to speech checks getting our way. We're so used to characters being our team, being our friends. Sera contradicts this convention. She doesn't apologize for who she is, and she also doesn't change who she is. It's quite refreshing conceptually, even though it's done in a way that makes an annoying character. But the concept is sound.

There's also the issue of her being gay. To the author's credit, you don't learn this until you specifically ask her out. It's never mentioned at any point ever that she's gay, until the point at which it is immediately relevant to a question the player asks. This is a well-written gay character. Sera is liked or disliked because of her strong personality long before the character even learns if she's gay or not. This is exactly what gay characters should be like.

This strong personality is also interesting. Looking past her being annoying, we find some interesting stuff. The "what is an elf" conversation was great. She's a stupid commoner who is in over her head. Remember, to the average citizen, dragons and going into the fade and darkspawn are all terrifying, and she represents this "everyman" of the world.

Overall, Sera is actually quite well-written conceptually, and is a refreshing character despite being annoying. So I'm not saying you should like her, because she is intentionally abrasive, but I am saying to think a bit more about the character at least.

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Stronger is cool

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Yeah, she ends up being the best girl. But that says more about the rest of the female love interests than her being a good character.

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>Male protagonist.
Disgusting.

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>disappeared
>his Morrigan isn't still absolutely fawning over BIG COUSLAND DICK a decade later

Pete, please

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>tfw not only does the villain run off with your best gear, but he also runs off with the hero's heart

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>rejected this goblina the second she was introduced
Holy fuck never in my life have I ever witnessed such an obnoxious character.

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t.umblerina

PETE YOU NEVER FINISH YOUR END OF THE BARGAIN FUCKING DO IT MATE

>reading genre fiction
>reading anything written after 1699

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>implying female dalish elf mage isn't going to be the "canon" Inquisitor of DAI

You best rev up them coping skills now.

The most logical answer is: 1
I am already saving the world, destroying dark spawns or whatever were they called, defusing fucking political bombs, and saving mages from the fucking dream realm, and now you want me to get her a fucking blanket jus because she is cold? Go get it yourself bitch you don't do anything you aren't even in my main party be fucking useful once your life

What are the chances The Dread Wolf Rises won't be shit?

Is there a mod to fix her face?
Is there a mod to fix everyone's face?
Is there a mod to fix everyone's face and remove the grease off of everything?

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>"Oh you're going to kick me out? You got another Fade expert around here? That's what I thought. Get the fuck out of my face."
>"Just remember, Skyhold was mine first. I'm just letting you borrow it."
>I'm glad you're an asshole. This will just make things so much easier."

Solas becomes a much better character when he and the Inquisitor hate each other.

i dont care about the future of dragon age. Considering they have written out Warden, Morrigan and old god child completely out of the narrative, i have zero interest in da4. Doesnt change the fact Solas is tumblr garbage.

There's a big fire over there, by the others...

All you have to do is stop being an autistic retard and go get warm.

>Doesnt change the fact Solas is tumblr garbage.

I'd love to hear your reasoning as to what makes him tumblr garbage.

Yeah actually. On the nexus.

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Her haircut still makes her look like she had Downs, hell, she probably does.

Josephine is probably the best-looking poon in the Inquisition... and that ain't saying much.

"She's not pretty" is literally brainlet tier stuff. It's missing the point.

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And what is the point? That lezzers are fuck ugly?

K.

She's annoying and behaves like a child, she acts as though she has an IQ of 70.

Maybe I'll actually be able to play this game now.

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Nah, I get the point. Doesn't change the fact that she's a complete asshole, especially to a Dalish elf Inquisitor.

Fuck off bitch, there's elven boipuss that needs smashing

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i bet she smells like an armpit.

is this a pasta?

and is it true? that she doesnt brag about her being gay?

that's kind of hot

Based taste, user. Sera is a pleb filter.

>sjw nightmare da3 is.
I can say a lot of things about Inquisition but after playing it, SJW is not what I'd say
And before you mention Dorian, he's a great character that provides lots of good banter in the game. Just don't ever ask him about his dad.

I liked her personality but goddamn she is ugly. And the thing is, I don't think she was meant to be ugly considering her character portrait is kinda cute.

I think Josephine is attractive in her own sort of way.

Its not fucking fare. How do i get cute loving swamp witch wife?

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>and is it true? that she doesnt brag about her being gay?
Not him but I didn't even know she was a lesbian until it came up in relevant conversation.

A cat is fine too.

If you think DAI is the worst game in the series, go back and try to play 2 again. For all of Inquisition's problems, I didn't want to kill myself when playing it like I did with 2.

then why does everyone hate her?

Because she thinks and acts like she's Robin Hood but in reality is a powerless brat that can't change a thing.

im not getting my hopes up. especially because of the recent game-as-a-service focus rumors.

5. [Elf player] I appreciate your advances and you are a beatiful woman but as a man of principles I cannot take advantage of this situation and shall conquer your heart completely before I lay with you or die trying. M'lady...

>tfw i was so young and innocent at that time i told her to get a blanket

Fuck you channel for ruining my mind

No one's going to believe that, knife-ear apologist

DA2 had the most refined combat system in the entire series. Camera and ui were also at pick even considering succumbing into console shit. Inquisition is the only game in the series constantly makes you considering suicide. Because out of billions problems this game has the first and main is shitty, boring and awful gameplay.

The romance with Morrigan is really cute, and I think she looks better in origins than in Inquisition

>Is there a mod to fix everyone's face and remove the grease off of everything?
Yes, and thank god. The models actually don't look half bad when they don't have a metric ton of vaseline on them.

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>DA2 had the most refined combat system in the entire series.
I beat every fight by doing the charge and then spin attack over and over. It would've been even more broken if I played a mage.

(Wetness -100)

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Coutns she as a tomboy, Yea Forums?

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She looks really cute and milfy in Inquisition and they didn't ruin her somehow
Scared of what they do with her in DA4 tbqh because apparently that game is still on the way despite everything

I only kept you in my party because you're the tank, I hope you know that.

Oh yeah definitely, she still looks good and more mature (and that makes sense) I just prefer Origins.
Her romance in origins kind of reminds me of the bastila romance in kotor and that one was great as well.

>forcing modern day stereotypes in medieval fantasy
>Nu-Bioware peak writing
Glad that faggot David Gaider his now jobless

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fuck you pete, I'm not falling for your tricks ever again

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He has written Morrigan. Man is an enigma.

>who is blackwall

Morrigan is the classic Hot Witch trope, his magnun opus was Dorian and his daddy issues.

Did Gaider even write Sera? And it's funny how the characters you people jack off to the most are the ones written by the writers you claim to hate.

Big fat liar

A fag who lives in the wild fucking goats

Someone I got later.

I said it earlier but Dorian is a great character if you never ask him about his dad.

How is a gay fag with daddy issues not a classic trope

literally my campaign

>And before you mention Dorian

Can a character be considered SJW friendly when he's a slavery apologist?

Lol wut? David Gayer is a hack writer.
He writes vidya like the most of vidya writers because they can't write real books or movies.

Based Stronger warden

>dyke
cmon

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Still doesn't change the fact that you jack off to Morrigan and she wouldn't exist if not for him and his hack writing.

>Can a character be considered SJW friendly when he's a slavery apologist?
People tend to ignore that simply because he's gay.

>includes best girl Roach
BASED

>And before you mention Dorian, he's a great character that provides lots of good banter in the game. Just don't ever ask him about his dad.
We just gunna ignore them rewriting the qunari into an psuedo-lgbt abomination?

“What constitutes a gay stereotype is a difficult subject,” Gaider muses. “Certainly there’s a way for stereotypes to be harmful, no question, but I’ve never found agreement even within the gay community as to what a ‘proper’ representation of a gay character should be. Some suggest that gay male characters must eschew all characteristics that could be described as ‘too overt’: they cannot be effeminate, cannot be stylish, and certainly cannot be sexual without someone accusing them of being a harmful stereotype.

“Yet I am some of these things, and I know friends who are all of these things. Are they not the ‘right’ type of gay? Are gay male characters required to be completely straight-acting and straight-looking in order to be presentable for public consumption? Must they also avoid any ‘negative’ characteristic which could be construed as a trope or some kind of commentary on gay people at large?”

medium.com/@davidgaider/the-final-conversation-d6258fa6cbdb

>you jack off to Morrigan
stop projecting, cuck, not into femdom myself

>We just gunna ignore them rewriting the qunari into an psuedo-lgbt abomination?

Nah, instead we'll just get triggered over the fact that a known liar who's job is converting people told a lie to make someone more accepting of the Qun.

I know, but the art team rippep Yolandi to make Sera

>She's SUPPOSED to be shit
Yeah that doesn't make her good though. Just intentionally shit.

>mod says that the game shits itself if you use it in the dlc areas
Is any of the dlc content even worth playing?

>don't listen to what you're told, listen to my headcanon >:(((
no thanks man

>Brandon Sanderson
>aka the guy who slaughter the wheel of time for me
>it was that bad that i couldn't read it more than few pages at once
>still didn't finish
>heck i couldn't even force myself to skip shit
>they i scream in brain pain
how they give this shitter to finish the cycle i don't know
did he fuck the widow or something?

Lol loser
I jerk off to her for the both of us

They have been retconnig the Qunari since DA2, in DA4 they're gonna be some kind of liberal human cows

Oh you're right, I should instead accept your headcanon that the Qun is now some huge LGBT party full of pride parades and cock meat sandwiches. Because one character, who is a known liar, said that female warriors are considered men.

Okay, my dude.

You know what's funny? Morrigan was his tabletop character. When you're banging Morrigan, you're banging him.

Trespasser is much better than the base game.

>They have been retconnig the Qunari since DA2

Aside from looks, what else was retconned in 2?

>t. mommy issues

>your headcanon
>when it's explicitly stated that qunari are completely lgbt friendly and women stand with men
If you honestly believe Bull is an unreliable narrator I feel bad for you son. The retcon already happened, no sense fighting now.

>called David Gaider
>is gay
Personally, I blame bullying for his condition, it was a self-fulfilling prophecy

>female qunari warriors dlc

No but I wouldn't mind her being my second mommy

Well, with this face it must be really hard to score some pussy, so sucking dicks in some dark room is a given.

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Well fuck.

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Which DLC was that?

>Well, for one "qunari" is not their race but their religion.

Where was that stated? Because their religion has always been referred to as "the Qun" in all three games.

He perfected the hot witch trope AND the fag trope. He is the perfect balance of yin and yang

Given the promotional material, it's an absolute miracle.

>Which DLC was that?
dragonage.fandom.com/wiki/Mark_of_the_Assassin

He was once the man that made an unofficial patch for Baldur's gate 2 for free, because he felt the fans deserved more than Bioware was able to give.

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Haven't played that one. Were they actually female warriors, or just members of the Ben-Hassrath like the ones that show up in Tresspasser?

>go in wanting to fuck Morrigan from the start
>realize she is a big bitch who hates whenever I try to get a quest or just experience the game

I still like her but that was retarded.

that's why Morrigan actually factually canonically molests her son

I still can't believe they didn't go through with Geralt fucking the var Attres

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when do they state this

she looks like she fucks her son

CHAD ROACH

I guess you could use an Anthem to lift your spirit up.

Alright, time to back it up. Gentlemen, it's been a privilege.

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The truth follows wherever you go

says the guy whose brain is a neutron star.

>they actually used her real son to play the Warden's son in Inquisition
It really changes how you see the sfms

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In the game, when she tells you she has experienced the pleasures of men.

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yolandi is attractive though even with an awful haircut.

no.

>Actually believing any romanceable character in DA:O besides Alistair is a virgin
How? They are not only too old but also too attractive for that

>average modern white women.jpg

She's not wrong though. Straight men and women can't be good friends without at least one of them secretly wanting to fuck. Not how it works

that makes it better

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No way fag.

This is what happens when you have no friends.

You are just either too young to get it or currently friendzoned and blind to the fact that all you really wanted was to fuck OR you are currently friendzoning a girl without realizing it.

Why do you project yourself on me?
And i'm not friendzoned, I have no interest in relationships right now.

It's just a basic truth

What the fuck would Yea Forums know about how normalfags work?

>molests
It's consensual though

I experienced both sides. Friendzoning a girl at least made it clear how hopeless that situation is for the one who got zoned

Only if she's attractive. You'll think about fucking any and all good-looking female friends. It doesn't mean you actively want to. You can't maintain a good friendship if you're fucking her at the same time. You make a choice, as does she if you're good-looking. It's perfectly possible to be friends.

>A choice
It's nothing more than fooling yourself

>Only if she's attractive
The 4/10 female friend I had turned out to be in love with me which made me feel bad about treating her badly sometimes, then again that was probably what she liked lmao.

Perhaps. But it's either that or live a sausage fest.

>Yeah, I can do this. Impressed? Wanna jiff?

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Is Cute

>best villain
>In a series that's other antagonists consist of a ebil dragon, a crazy templar and mage, and a butthurt old as fuck mage
Wow what a amazing fucking accomplishment there user.
Oh wow,

>Care to join me in my tent?
>*gasp* what a wicked, wicked man you are! Shall I take that as a proposal?
>Oh, I'm not so wicked really.
>Oh no? For what reason then shall I join you in your tent, have you... Something to show me, hmm?
>The way you say that... Your evil!
>Yes, I am, I am evil and I need to be punished!
>Follow me young lady, time for some discipline.
>Yes ser, Grey warden ser.

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>Scared of what they do with her in DA4
Me too, it can only go downhill from where things are at now.
>Prime MILFu
>Matured in a believable way, kept her traits and still has edginess to her except it's way more refined now which makes extra sense considering she had to survive The Game™ in Orlais where things have to be subtle
>Caring mother
>The scene where she confronts her mother is so good it didn't even feel like it belonged in Inquisition
I unironically hope she is not in DA4.

>she had to survive The Game™ in Orlais
Triple H was in the Dragon Age series?
Ya see Teryn Loghain

Why is her head so big?

>choosing a literal thot over based Zevran, your bro for life

TENT COLD
ME COLD
GIB COCK

Imagine all the kinds of roleplay they did alone in the crossroads

You must be joking.

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Logain was based

>tfw first playthrough
>Recruit Zevran
>talk to him like two times
>Forget he's even there after a while
>Be confused who the fuck this guy is when his buddy shows up and he betrays me

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>Zevran
>Dude having sex lmao

What mods for playing the original DA? I tried it once before but got bored because apparently the mage start is very boring. fuck me I just wanted to be a wizard.

Know what's based?

Letting Alistair kill him then having your Cousland marry his daughter while keeping Morrigan as a sidebitch.

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Arcane warrior or whatever it was called was the best, I loved the main game the mage origin does kinda suck but it gives you a pretty cool insight into magic in the world of DA, I think suffering though it is worth it.

i made him kill himself

>Morrigan as a sidebitch
You don't deserve to breathe

Is there anything more satisfying than playing an asshole rogue with max cunning?

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not being underaged

Playing with your asshole

I never used Zevran either because I already had Leliana for all my rogue needs and he would die instantly unless I babysat him. Such a shame because he's a great character.

Playing as a retarded barbarian solving shit through punching. Like Fallout.

Kind of contrived, complicated and hard to explain in a basic way.

They are AWOL for 10 years,shit hits the fan and the warden essentially sends morrigan, and probably Leliana to help and spy on the inquisition.

The implication is the warden is off trying to fix/understand the calling, which is hijacked by a old world teviniter demon one of the first darkspawn 'corypheus' who is immortal and almost impossible to kill, who hawke (2nd game protag) accidentally let out of a warden prison along with anders and isabella (two minor da1 characters)

Meanwhile pre blight flemmeth being a coniving smart fuck gave an amulet to hawke during the events of the first game before the warden killed her,, meaning she is still alive, also she is actually mythal and one of the inquisitions party is the dread wolf, who gave an elvish artifact to corypheus so he could merge the fade into the real world because he was too weak to do it himself at the time.

Flemmeth lures the warden and morrigans kids through the mirrors and flemmeths true nature is revealed, she collects the archdemon soul from the kid and controls the inquisitor/morrigan because of a spell.

Solas(the dreadwolf) either deliberately or accidentally kills mythal and presumably gains the archdemon soul too.

The inquisitor and the dread wolf have a stand off and the dread wolf removes your power to open and close the fade at will.

The series ends.

oh and the shit hit the fan because anders blew up the kirkwall circle because he got pissed off that templars treated mages like shit. Kind of pushing the templars/chantry/mages into civil war.

Cory used this to his advantage, controlled most of the wardens (because blight) templars and mages and tried to merge the fade into the real world, it took half the da1 cast, da2 cast and either most of the remaining templars/mages/wardens you can rag tag together to stop him.

"say no more senpai"
>light her tent on fire
"yep. that should do it"

>he plays as an honorable fag knight
Come out of the closet, bro.
The only one that would fit is a dwarf and I don't play the manlet race.

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Why not play inbred retard strength Human noble?

What will you do when she dies in DA4?

Cause obviously a "barbarian" can't be some upper class highborn you retard.

>eat it
What is she making him eat?

If she dies then my heart dies and I become a bitter shitposting ghost that haunts this place forever.

>implying DA4 ever happens

All i wanted was Dragon Age Expendables with The Warden, Inquisitor, Hawke(if alive) Varric, Cassandra, Leli, Isabella and Sten who is now arishock fucking shit up.

It will happen. That is the worrying part. We would already have heard otherwise at this point

Patrick Weekes is running the show now, right? He's probably the only talented person left at Bioware. The writing might actually be good, but the game itself will be garbage.

Don't go dissing Yolandi like that.

Not sure. It no longer says on twitter that he is the lead writer for DA.

Kill me Pete