So true

So true...

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Eat fast food while playing games. What could go wrong.

>food is the same size as the sleep block

how much this nigga eat in a day?

no time slot for fap

>goes for sleep instead of food
artist is definitely fat

Didn't this artist get buttmad that people made fun of their bike getting stolen allowed for increased net happiness

If all your time is free time you value none of it.

based

Food can definitely be time consuming, though it doesn't have to be daily
>trip to the grocery store
>cook out all your meals for the week ahead of time
>store them for later
Unless you're making something incredibly basic you're burning at least a couple hours right there, but that's just for a single day.
If you're buying fast food or eating out daily then you're constantly giving time to food

Cooking takes time.

i dont eat because steam sells no groceries or food
#NOSTEAMNOBUY
looks like i have to steal food

I love how they always draw themselves slimmer too

>it's another first hour back from work spent asleep on the toilet episode

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literally just make a huge fucking load at one and eat the left overs for the rest of the week LMAO. FUCKING BRAINLETS AI WESAD FOG

>not pirating your food

makes you really think.....

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I use the free time I have to value all the free time I have.

pretty sure thats a shitty placeholder, I don't fucking schedule eating, it takes like 15 minutes at most when it isn't left overs
how the fuck do you cook for an hour and not do anything else at the same time?

torrent sites are very anticonsumer since theyre not steam

whoa...
damn.

Eat once a day, but make it a big meal. Preferably convenient shit you don't gotta spend time prepping
>B-B-But that's unhealthy
Awwww sorry you celery-huffing internet fitness instructors but I'm not fat or dead yet and I have more time than you

That's some definite projection

>cook out all your meals for the week ahead of time
>store them for later
holy fuck, do you actually only eat reheated things? jesus christ dude

POST THE PPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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>Eat once a day, but make it a big meal
Yup, that's what I've been unintentionally doing my whole life. It's a pretty big timesaver if nothing else. But since becoming a NEET, I've gained a lot of weight despite not changing my diet/caloric intake at all

>Eating the same thing thing every fucking day
Who do you think I am? A body builder?

>image search
>only source is the artist's tumblr that was deleted for porn

I keep wanting to eat only one big meal a day or like a nutrigrain bar + big meal, but i keep thinking i should be eating breakfast too

i cant eat a large breakfast
but if i dont eat *anything* in the beginning of the day wouldnt that just fuck me up the whole day

I will never understand how some people are this inept at time management. How the fuck does a 40 hour work week prevent you from doing anything else. I have an hour and 30 minute commute and i still play games and do errands during the week

Do any games have anything like the /pizza command that eq had back in the day?

I have flexible hours so I game into the wee hours of the morning, wake up and go into work, then come home, eat dinner and repeat

What happened on that Feb 13th Direct that ruined her day?

probably the most disappointing direct in history

How does eating once a day removes shopping and cooking time?

Nice cope, wagecuck.

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I don't, but meal prep is a very common thing for a lot of people. It's a good way to save time and know the exact nutrition of what you're eating

Calorie output decreased.

LOL

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This person is saying they work more than twice as much as they sleep? So more than 14 hours of work a day?

>not replacing food and using soilent

kill yourself wagecuck

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I don’t get it.

fake yomuu, she has no spirit

touhou sucks

cute

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Stupid niggas don't know that i eat on the clock. After that, i put my goddamn fork down the second i clock out.

whoa dude what the fuck?

lol what a fuckin dork

I don't get it either, I work 45 hour weeks, sleep at least 8 hours a day and still managed to finish a 32 hour run on KH3 crit mode that just came out in like 4 days.

Granted I don't spend much time eating and my commute is like half an hour both ways.

Sauce plz

It's the one on top, retard, if he pulled out food the entire wall would slide out or fall.

Cooking good food actually takes time

>bread
>anchovy paste
>pour water into glass

like thirty seconds tops my dude

That sounds like a really miserable life.

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damn

Clever girl

Nigger who spends that much time on food.

>tfw wasted most of my Saturday sleeping in my parent's bed

sucks bros

Makes me smile every time

not really, I go through the day and then stuff 1500 cals into my face before I go to bed, 24 hours later I do it again. ez and you eat whatever you want.

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Watched pot never boils
Play vidya while you cook.

even as someone who cooks regularly, food is nowhere near as long as sleep. Unless you're seriously fucking horrible at planning meals
>Breakfast: Eggs, maybe some toast- 10 minutes AT MOST
>Lunch: Some kind of sandwich usually- 4-10 minutes to make depending on the type of sandwich
>Dinner: The only one that might take longer than 30 minutes and that's really depending on what you make...
Then all of these have maybe like 10-15 minutes of eating time. That's barely an hour and unless this dude is already sleeping for an hour before he tries to shove video games into his schedule, it really shouldn't take that long....

I like it

>bikeboy

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Why are they undressing before the last panel?

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cope

Are you getting fresh shit user? that's 2-3 trips to the grocery store a week.

imgur.com/a/TJjqB

Where's the joke?

nah that's what you have fat reserves for

>tomorrow style
Nice try.

I can buy food for about a week at a time without any of the meat spoiling.

I tend to just play something I can pause while I cook. Can get stuff done and it's not like you should be there flipping the steak a million times or something.

>be employed full-time
>easily fit 6~8h of vidya in Mon~Fri
>18h vidya marathons on Sat/Sun if I dont have anything else planned
>friends and coworkers constantly complain how they wish they had free time to play vidya

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so?

>Bike in the back

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Eating one big meal a day is shit. Your energy levels fluctuate and it's a recipe for weight gain because your body thinks you're starving yourself.

The multigrain bar isn't much but it's something. Just eat something small in the morning and something small for lunch before your big dinner.

That's because they spend the time you spend playing vidya going to places and hanging out with people and dealing with their 3DPD gf.

Ha ha

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most normies i know just spend 10 hours a day on their phone
they dont even go out, or if they do its to shitty bars
i like having money nothx

>82 replies
>no one has posted the edit yet

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You know why.

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nah I do those things too, the reason they don't have the time is this .
they literally sit on their phone or watch netflix for 4h a night and then complain that they're so "busy".

where's the joke

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depends, when it comes to dinner, I'm typically buying my stuff the day of while I'm heading home. Lunch and Breakfast I usually manage to get by without needing to go on many trips. And sometimes, depending on the dinner, I tend to have enough where I can save some for lunch the next day, which further minimizes the amount of trips I need to make

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We were all counting on you user, and you delivered.

god i wish that was me

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>what is sex?
>what are accidents?
>why dont people have free time?

inb4 obvious:
>you
all of us

>I do those things too

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>get home from work
>sit in front of TV
>stare at your phone for 6 hours reading fagbook and fagstagram while ""watching"" shows on netflix
>go to bed
>*sigh* i wish i had time to play video games

>what is sex
overrated. blowjobs are the way to go

>sleep takes as much time as food
wow this guy must be rly fat

>not torrenting groceries
yikes

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Behind that, behind your vat of blood, there lies it. The God of it all demands the dragon of the golden crown to eat away at the vat of blood and feces. The God of the machinations dislikes the scripts and upon the screen of death, hates that with the passion of death. The abyss and the void of death clings onto the void of the screen. The abyss and files within the abyss cling to the vat and the refraction of the light continues to press forward onto the screen and mirror of disrepair. In order to properly contain it, the addendum of time must be added onto the dilation of the screen and exit out onto the God of machinations and the fiction must be coincided with them. The screaming and the void.
>Regarding the void

The simple equation is resulting of about a life to another. A mammal in which is equal to that of a fox equals about a human life. So, a cow with a head of a pig can thus equate to about two human lives. Therefore, you can say that the lives in the escape of the exit can see forward through the abyss and into the vat of blood and feces of about two human lives. Therefore, it should be stated that the life of a pig with the body of a cow can be seen with the lens of a pig with the body of a fox. With the abyss, it cannot be understated. Therefore, it should be with Lain instead. Inside the machinations of it, lies the fiction of the refraction of the light.

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>tfw can't play video games because I'm spending 6~8hrs having sex Mon-Fri
>18h orgies on Sat/Sun if I don't have anything else planned

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ftfy

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It depends on what you're preparing. I make a lazy granola dust mix for breakfast and it lasts me about two weeks for twenty dollars.

I try user, I try.

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how do you spend more than 5 minutes a day eating

i spend more than five minutes a day cooking. then i leave the crock pot on by itself twice a week and pray it doesn't blow every time.

Cope harder

wtf I thought it would end in aggressive gay sex

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I assume it incluedes the cooking and cleaning too.

Sounds like you don't have work either, so it's not like you're struggling for time to play vidya anyway you retarded neet.

>foods for 6 hours

Get your priories straight.

I used to be like this when I was young, but I realised that when I get my full eight hours of sleep I get really nice dreams.

>my height is natural
This is shit writing. Nobody says this, and it only serves to set up the punchline. Manlets would say "average" or something.

Greeting from /fit/. Start lifting you faggots.

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>not using your time more efficiently when you are not bound by artifical time constraints
LMAO brainlets

So you work 9 hours a day, travel 1 hour and sleep 8. That's 18 hours, meaning you have 6 hours left if you don't do anything else but gaming. In what world does 4*6 equal 31? You're definitely bullshitting, or you included the weekend which is fucking retarded for the sake of your own argument.

started lifting 3 months ago and I am making great progress! thanks /fit/

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yeah muscles will really help you talk to girls

i have a 3d wife

>So obsessed with women he thinks anything you do has to revolve around them
Have sex, release your mind from this artificial virgin prison

Keep at it.

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>>tfw can't play video games because I'm spending 6~8hrs having sex Mon-Fri
that's literally less than 2 hours of sex a day. are you really not having that much sex now?

Lifting won't not make me a manlet

implying I can have sex when i'm a handholdless, kissless, talkless virgin

sucks to suck, lift more to improve yourself

ive been jogging for 1 hour and half everyday in a medium intensity, is this enough so i dont stay a fatass? ofcourse ive been eating less but i still eat whatever mum makes
should i just stop being a faggot and get a gym membership

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No but lifting will make you king among the manlets.

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Actually true. Had a 6 week vacation cause I build up too much hours. Quickly I started the repetition of wakeup->fap->breakfast>tv->fap->tv->lunch->tv->fap->dinner->tv->fap->sleep
I had no motivation to play games cause I could do it anytime I want, instead of using my free time usefully

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t. doesn't cook
I cook 2-3 meals a day. Longer ones take 45 minutes tops.

are you circumcised?

>should you stop being a faggot and get a gym membership
yes, lift weights. look up the 5 3 1 workout program or the stronglifts 5x5 workout program

Unless you're an ugly fuck you literally just need more confidence.
If you want to hear a story, I remember when I stopped looking at women like they were godly beings.
One time, I was in my sports health class, the most BANGING chick in school went to the restroom, and class goes on for about 20 more minutes, and the teacher is all "Where is (BANGING HOTTY)?"
And the fattest boy in the class goes "Probably taking a shit"
And my mind just gave loose, these bitches shit, they poop, and they vomit and do all the nasty shit we do

Calories in to calories out youll lose weight. As a rule of thumb for calories and I mean very rule of thumb you lose about 1500 calories just existing and every mile you walk is about 200 calories you lose. So just eat less then that and you lose weight even if its slowly. I mean theres a whole fuckin guide on /fit/

90% of not getting fat is nutrion. Start tracking what you eat calorie wise and look that you are in a caloric deficit if you want to loose body fat. The gym will help you grow muscles. Also read the sticky.

Maybe instead of video games he should look into exercising?

you sound like a virgin

Based and swolepilled

Based.

>tfw NEET with all the time in the world to play vidya
>Big backlog of games on Steam; multiple emulators and ROMs of games I've never played
>watch twitch streams and browse Yea Forums instead

I just dunno, man. Feels like the novelty of playing vidya has dissipated. I watch streams on Twitch and occasional Let's Plays on Youtube just so I can remember what it's like to be enthusiastic about playing a game.

I've been enjoying reading more and more, though, even though it's mostly >genre fiction. Satisfies my need for escapism without needing as much work as playing a game.

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>caring about sex
>(((improving))) yourself when there are better things to do with that time

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Ouch, just sharing my life story bro

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it's never appropriate, as far as I can tell, to attempt to hit on a girl
People are in relationships ~80% of the time, so 4 of 5 girls are nonos, straight off
Then you have to understand that they get hit on all day by creepers, I don't want to contribute to that

Even if a girl tried to pick me up, it'd be like:
>"Hey, what are you doing"
>Nothing really
>"Ok, bye"

I'm nothing

Same user

>you

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Easiest way to tell if a chick is down to talk with you is if they start the conversation, especially with some menial shit "Oh I like your shirt"
I once had a bank teller tell me some spergy ass shit "Oh your eyes really bring out the color of your undershirt"
Like, what the fuck, how am I supposed to respond to this shit lady

Only mentally ill women date guys who randomly talk to them
You need to meet chicks through friends, family etc
Its really the only way

that's really shitty title

better than being a pleb among the manlets

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big cope

>manlet
>king of manlets
Well what would you rather be really

but i'm not the one who is scared of lifting and letting something as uncontrollable as height get in the way of self confidence and achievement

k sweetie

based and redpilled
ignore the other replies

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>tfw don't even play videogames these days, I just shitpost on Yea Forums and discord servers and do research on history

you fucker I was gonna post that image

got me gud

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NEET fag here. That was my free time when I was working too. Now I just do more of that anyway.

I actually have more motivation to play games now because longer games don't feel like they take up a metric shit ton of my time (I basically didn't touch P5 until my last job ended for this reason) and because I'm not too tired from work to play anything intensive.

Since being NEET for a few months I've put 100 hours into both P5 and Monster Hunter World and I never could've done those while working.

The only issue is that more free time means more time thinking about how I don't have a meaningful impact on anyones life. But let's not pretend I did when I was working either.

Too bad I'll have to work again eventually.

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Reggie no.

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Are there any jobs that let you play vidya while on the job? Besides video game tester.

My dream job is a WageNEET-style job where I can get all my shit done early and then fuck around the rest of the time.

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Depending on the shop, maybe CNC machining. One of my coworkers is constantly playing phone games, everyone else is usually streaming Jewtube for 80% of their shift.
I read.
I've heard, though, that most shops wouldn't tolerate this sort of thing. Most operators here are only responsible for one machine at a time, so we have tons of downtime while the cuts are happening.

Hohoho!

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night security guard maybe

Fucking Dan can't even get replies for some of his best jokes anymore. No wonder he is always depressed.

I've heard about machining. Sounds kinda comfy, compared to other skilled trades. What's the pay like? Any previous experience/training necessary? I think my local community college has classes for it.

That's an idea. I'm usually up all night anyway. Could work out.

wait....
What?

I don't get it...I think

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>tfw part 2 never.

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why do I get the feeling the artist was just drawing their sexual fetish in this comic?

>nigga
back to twitter with you

Sounds like you're a boring as shit cook. Maybe op's into Barbeque and baking and shit.

lol

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well it is French, so it's a high possibility

The artist is a frog if that's any indication.

>What's the pay like?
The company I work for has an onboarding program, trying to get new blood; starting pay is $20. Worth pointing out it was originally $18; they raised it a few months after they started the program, possibly to draw more interest. Bureau of Labor probably has better stats on what median pay is like.
>Any previous experience/training necessary?
Absolutely, but business is booming, so they're even hiring retards like me. Took a 6-month cert program at community college for it, got offered a job towards the end, started working the week after I graduated.
It's not bad, but some advice: it's stressful. I'm a whiny little bitch and can't handle not being in control of everything, so the job's killing me. Tolerances for parts are tight, and you WILL encounter problems you won't have any real means of solving. If you're a confident, self-assured kind of person, it'd probably be much easier for you.

>he doesnt make sides while stuff is cooking

>working for 12+ hours in a standard day
I easily only work 8 hours a day 4 days a week, sometimes an extra day for 40+ hour weeks.
I can and will play vidya on days I work because there's still 3-5 hours in my free time before I physically need to sleep.
OP is posting hokey bullshit.

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All's well that ends well

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wage wagie

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>being awakened at 6:30 a.m.
>mfw I have to get up at 5.15 a.m.

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>Not ordering food on Uber everyday
Look at this poor schmuck

>work is 16 hours a day
only in america/china/pooland

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>pooland
they "work" by just hiding most of the time though
poles are fucking lazy niggers

Thanks for the info. I'm a spoiled, lazy NEET so a high-stress environment sounds scary, but maybe that's the sort of thing I need...

>he needs to have things taken from him to value them

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He meant India, nobody in Poland works 16h a day

Pretty sure he meant india.

When I was working (web dev) I would eat breakfast at work (I just kept some cereal and milk there), then at lunch I'd buy a meal deal from the Co-Op or Sainsbury's (Sainsbo's Loco's meal deals are pretty cash), then in the evening I'd usually just do a microwaveable ready meal. Sometimes I'd cook if I could be bothered. So that's less than once per day that I'd cook.

dammit

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>work all day
>eat
>then sleep

There are too many people that believe they have zero free time.

What does it mean if you do this shit for like two weeks straight?

t. samefagging welfare nigger

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face book buying oculus was worse.

>there are people in this thread right now that dont work 4 day weeks

Fuck you.

UP, WORK, HOME, TV, BED.

UP, WORK, HOME, TV, BED.

UP, WORK, HOME, TV, BED.

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>self-employed webcomic artist
>working for most of the time

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Black list does wonders.

>sharkgirl
Man of culture

Unironically based

?

This is true.

Is this a meme? Because I don't get it Well there is this saying that you don't know what you have until you lose it

it blocks Yea Forums.

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