Any good games to learn japanese?

It should be relatively easy to memorize kana to the point where you can read anything written in it. Then it's just a matter of expanding your vocab. After that, you kill yourself because you'll never learn any kanji because it's a terrible writing system.

>spreading lies

Typical EGS chink shill.

let them have their fun

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I would like to kiss her

Burgers probably arent used to seeing them. I live in maple land so I can usually hear them before I see them.

Go Go Nippon: My First Trip to Japan is a bilingual VN.
Yet you'll have to learn katakana/hiragana and grammar first, you can't escape it. Kana is pretty easy, it's a week max if you're not a retard.
You're better off just learning the fucking thing the serious way, the most these games can get you is practice and filling the blanks in your vocabulary.

They all look same.

You can try those language builders on the DS.

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Learn to read after you are fluent.

It's common knowledge even to Japanese people that Chinese women are very pretty.

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>rapecandy

Influent is good for vocab.

test

Weebs are this delusional it's unbelievable, you think you'll be cool somehow if you learn Japanese? No you fucking retard, it takes years of hard work an dedication to become fluent at a new language, idiot just probably watched a couple of animes and thought to himself "wow this is cool, I wanna watch it without subtitles"

Unironically kys, you weebs are the biggest retards of all

It's better following Japanese people on social media than normalfags FACT

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Bad day, huh

You absolute fucking tool.
There's literally nothing wrong with learning new things. The why doesn't matter.

I don’t wanna speak Nintendo, just use doulingo for like a month and pretend you know moonrune speak

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I want a scene titty gf

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no you dont

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Then what do I want, user?

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There's a flashcard game called Anki.

Thanks for the new Gosling btw

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Learning a new language is completely pointless if you're not gonna use it productively, Japanese is one of the hardest languages to learn because of its complexity. You're gonna be wasting your time instead of actually learning something useful

based sad & horny poster

It really isn't as hard as people say. Dekinai-kun like you are the reason people think it's impossible.

What is with these Ryan Gosling reaction images? Is it Ryan himself who started all of this and started shitposting?

if you do shit because you're a complete failure obsessed with ambiguous bullshit and stupid metrics of success instead of challenging yourself with whatever it is you find interesting for the mere enjoyment of it then no wonder you're a bitter brainlet posting on Yea Forums right now

There's a billion of em. Some are bound to be pretty.

games are horrible for learning japanese, you're going to need to spenda a few months grinding decks in anki, reading through grammar for a bit and then move on to reading endless amounts of either LNs or VNs for literature exposure.

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>learn kana
>easy enough
>try to learn kanji
>wtf is this shit

you are like a little baby, watch this

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>VN somewhat aware of the shoe horned diversity cast in recent hollywood movies.

The samurai knows.

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Holy shit that's great

Yeah, im learning japanese to get a qt jap gf

She's so cute though she must be from Nanjing.

I want to break that chink pussy with my big fucking dick

Japanese women are not only fucking garbage at fucking they aren't even all that attractive. God I hate you delusional weebs.

I think you got your allegations backwards.

Do you tell by experience? If so, do they make that fake childish moaning that all japanese porn woman tend to do? Its so fucking stupid it makes me stay away from almost all of the japanese content. And I figure they do it because their objetive public, japanese men that is, likes it, how can they like it when a grown woman moans like she's a fucking 14yo its retarded.

>fucking garbage at fucking
How would I even know though?
Besides, I'd mostly want a jap gf to make her cosplay.
Fucking her would feel like taking her out of her original packaging or something.

Line's starting back over there, buddy.

>how can they like it when a grown woman moans like she's a fucking 14yo its retarded.
Well if you can't fuck an actual 14 yo it's better than nothing.

I'd Tiananmen Square her 1989 if you know what I mean

Pokemon ,I learnt Japanese from that

>he doesn't want to hear his girl to moan in pleasure
>"too childish"
you might be gay user

I mean I won't deny what you're saying (especially the ugly part, you can't find those things attractive without a severe case of yellow fever), but literally who gives a shit about 3D?
All these retards saying they'll learn Japanese for >muhqtjapgf will literally give up after 2 months of switching around methods and lazying around because actually having to put effort into and be consistent at something is stupid and only something retards do.
If you're not in it for the 2D then you're never gonna make it.

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yeah its called: Learn a Dead Irrelevant Language 2

Moaning from pleasure and faking feeling pain like a 14yo being raped putting these silly "hurt" faces when you're a fucking pornstar and you're getting fucked by a japanese dicklet are two different things, how the fuck do you want me to belive she's in any sort of pain when its her job and she's getting fucked by a japanese no less. At least keep it genuine I rather watch amateur stuff than this cringey fake as fuck shit. I bet they would replace the dick with a dildo just to make it all fake like some sort of an all fake achievement.

I'd ching her chong if you know what I mean

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I have and it was pretty good, chinks are unbelievably horny

I want to Uyghur her autonomous region if you know what I mean.

So would do absolutely nothing to her

post bebop gosling please

Japanese seems like a really shitty language desu.

Not very expressive, poor vocabulary, not flexible, doesn't even have proper swear words, etc.

Actually I don't know why I lied there. The sex was shit. She couldn't even do a handjob properly and I would've rather masturbated to some hentai instead.

>>Learning a new language is completely pointless if you're not gonna use it productively,
Japanese is the easiest language after English to use productively, though. There are dozens of hobbies that are vastly improved by knowing it.

Unless you meant "productive" as in "get a job", in which case you're a soulless automaton who deserves death.

Japanese might well be the "hardest" language to learn, but it's also the easiest. I could probably learn French in 6 months, but I have no possible reason to do so, so I'd give up after 5 minutes. Japanese might take a little longer, but if it's something you want to do, it's a fucking breeze.

>Not very expressive, poor vocabulary, not flexible
it's better at these things than english is

yeah, its completely terrible, its worse than chinese and korean in every way, but cuz USA pumped them with money after WW2, we have to listen to their gay squeaking in video games

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lmao

Wew lad.

It's interesting how rigid social hierarchy stifles even language development.

brainlet here, what does this table mean?

Someone needs to photoshop this with Kamoshida.

please upload it

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english literally can't into 萌え語

Braindead weeb

japanese conveys less information per words, so they have to speak faster and use more words to be on the level as english for example

You know how when you want to feel good you touch your peepee and start jerking it?
Well, it's that for some poor soul who got called a monoglot imbecile and took it upon themselves to jerk themselves off until it became an advantage, speaking "the single best language the world has ever known".

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Winnie the Pooh isn't actually banned in China. It's just a /pol/ meme.

I live in Japan.

They don't look like this at all.

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imagine being an ESL cuckold who had to learn English because their native language was too irrelevant and then spending your time talking about how much better other languages are. Glad I’m not a cuck

It's missing the columns for information density (total information packed into a paragraph that was translated into various languages originally in Vietnamese, I believe) and syllabic rate (how many syllables are used to convey said information). They calculated information rate from these two variables to get an idea of how efficiently each language conveys written information. As it turns out, English, an autistically analytic language, came out on top, conveying the most information per syllable. Japanese was the least efficient.

just check asian boss videos on youtube where they are japan, the average japanese girl doesnt look good at all

Nice try Chong, nice try.
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Do they look better or worse? I live in China, and I see loads that look like this or better every day, my gf is one of them.

Really no point to learn it just to play videogames. At least learn about Jap society or culture. How would you understand the nuances if you have no idea what some ideas are referencing?

If Winnie the Pooh is banned, then why do they have Disney shops that sell Winnie the Pooh toys in the shopping malls?

vndb.org/v25084

I'm currently playing other VNs, but will get around to playing it when I'm done going over at least the whole set of gakunenbetsu kanji, afterwards I'll study the grammar

What generation did they stop doing this? Is Fire Red in Hiragana?

Worse. To be fair, I'm not into asians at all so i'm not sure what someone that does would think.

I also lived in Korea and they're a bit more attractive generally.

>As it turns out, English, an autistically analytic language, came out on top, conveying the most information per syllable.

Yeah. When you consider that Vietnamese is also an analytical language, it's basically the same as saying Arabic is the single most difficult language on the planet because that US military chart said so. Of course, that part of the equation can't be included in that "super-scientific, sole word of God" chart.
Analytic -> analytic works better than analytic -> non-analytic translation. Color me fucking shocked.

I thought associating Pooh with the prime minister was illegal. Not the actual character itself.

>What generation did they stop doing this?
They didn't? Pretty sure you can choose kana all the way up to the latest release.

I don't know why you'd want to, though. You aren't a 5 year old Japanese kid, you're a foreign learner, and these games will be far easier with kanji.

Maybe because international companies and governments supervised web browser are two different and separate things perhaps, who knows.
You should ask the guy in the video aswell, he often answers what you ask in the comments, but he clearly stated the great chinese firewall blocks Winnie the Pooh, among other words.

Its words that are blocked and sometimes cut your internet connection in China.

black white started having kanji iirc, or xy
either way fuck full hiragana games
totally not recommended to beginners since you need to know the vocabulary first to understand where words start and end

>Japanese
>complex
lol. Japanese is straightforward and consistent, unlike english. It also has significantly fewer daily use words.

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Not the fake one, no. But they do make nice noises

Its easy to recognize chinks but they use such heavy fucking makeup and mimic korean japanese trends that it can get difficult.

Cute

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>using some CIA nigger as a source

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Wat.
As an american who speaks japanese, i can tell you that japanese conveys way more meaning in short sentences than english

Based horny poster

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Not that hard when their 16th birthday gift is plastic surgery.

I mean, he's lived in China for like a decade or more. And he and his friend have been persecuted by chinese nationalists so he's got some sort of credibility at least for spending all that time there and making some chinks get all worked up and angry.

Koreans are gross mate. And fake as fuck.
Tokyo girls are consistently attractive. Outside of tokyo its a bit different tho

jp have bigger eyes shes not chinese

Is this printed? why are all the letters the exact same?

You wish you chink

Never trust a glow in the dark nigger.

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That's probably why they look better. They do use a lot of make up though so their face is pale while their neck is tan, which is funny.

My Japanese Coach, but you'll basically have to pirate it because very few copies were made.

They're most likely ignoring written language as a whole.
Spoken, painfully formal japanese is admittedly pretty slow at conveying information.

lmao, that weeb cope

>English 1.08
What bullshit chart is this?

>Japanese is one of the hardest languages to learn because of its complexity

not really, basic grammar of Japanese is much easier and more consistent than English

Mate, it's linguistics. The guy doing it was more likely than not a humanities undergrad.
People in the humanities don't even have to take a statistic course (eww, math! Just let me throw in random numbers to impress the opponent and be done wih it!) and their research is practically useless.

So Finnish, Lithuanian, Russian would be at the top king positions?

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Stencils.

It illustrates how konjugating every conotational meaning into the verb is the patrician thing to do

I played a bunch of JRPGs since they're text heavy, though that was for exposure and practice. If you want a video game to TEACH you Japanese, then there's likely not a good option, you gotta hit the books.

Formal japanese is still pretty loaded, its just longer. Casual japanese is super packed with meaning even just using a few sounds.
Its hard to quantify words in Japanese tho, maybe that why they got confused

Or this.

Yeah, but it seems so nice at first. The original FF is the first RPG I played in Nip for that reason. Now I get annoyed at the lack of kanji when I replay the older FFs.

np senpai

Translate THIS into japanese, nerds:
"The fucker fucked up my fucking game, and he's gonna unfuck it or I'll fuck him up".

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Linguistics is a hard science, brainlet.

Post a recent JAV you've watched.

HND-645

learning new language is also useless if you're not gonna use it at all
i COULD learn french, why though

あのやろうは俺のくそゲームをやっちまったから、直さないとあいつを殺す

俺はおちんちんが大好きなんだよ
your welcome

I won’t dispute their looks, since that’s an opinion, but they are objectively garbage at sex. I’ve never met a Japanese girl that did anything but lay down and take it and say “ダメダメダメダメ”

murican education everybody

>KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH
Every time.

Humanities are shit all over the world, mate.

You've been fucking the wrong girls then. All the ones i know are way better than american girls, and sound better too

>its good if you use it like this
yeah and if we use emojis and abbreviations youd speak light speed in any language

nah, just murrika, tho i dont think calling it humanities is fair to the communists

You're a fucking retard.
Casual speech is normal speech you mongoloid.
Think before you fucking pist jesus christ you absolute mouth breathing fuckard

>KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH

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