ITT Irl vidya stories

>let black "friend" borrow a copy of Punch Out
>never gives it back

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my friend hit and yelled at me all the time because he lost in fighting games. To be fair he always bought those games trained with them learning all the cool moves for a few weeks only to get his ass raped by a person who only played a few matches so far. Its not that I am a gaming god or anything I won psychologically against him. He was too into it and obsessed with winning so all I had to do was play poorly at first letting him get some good hits in knocking my health down to 50 or 70 % while I barely hit him. Then I kicked it up a notch took advantage of his cockiness and won. After awhile he became garbage at games in general because he bought a game shark and cheated in every game he owned so beating his ass became only easier as time went on.

I hit my face with my own jizz once, I think that's a similarly strong impact, albeit on my soul instead of my physical body. I DEFINITELY wanted to sue somebody afterwards but my family's lawyer said I didn't have a case against Nestle, even though I'm pretty sure their Rolos are what gave my semen this extreme velocity.

shut up mobilefag

ok i believe you

>playing eternal champions on the mega drive
>shit my pants
>both my friend noticed instantly and started complaining about the smell and winding me up about it
>had to pretend I didn't shit my pants, pretended to fart a lot all the time instead to explain the smell
>room smells like shit for two hours
>when they went home I panicked and threw my shitty underwear out the window into the neighbors garden and jumped in the shower. that was the end of the ordeal.

Eat a dick, nigger

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Oh no gee golly

No

stop phoneposting, fag

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Oh hey simmilar shit happened to me
>be kid with older abusive brother
>big bro has temper issues
>i was good at vidya and he was shit at vidya
>everytime i kicked his ass on any vs game he would throw a tantrum and throw shit around or beat me up
>one time threw the controller so hard on my head i got a concussion and an indentation on my skull

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Where's your brother now?

funnily enough new zealand kek

>In 4th Grade
>Friend had either Mortal Kombat 3 or Mortal Kombat 3 Ultimate on the SNES: can't remember which
>We're just playing it and dicking around
>His older cousin shows up
>Cousin is in college, he learned my friend had the game so when he was college he used this thing called in the internet to print out all the codes, special moves and fatalities
>For a while we're just having fun trying out all the different versus screen codes and seeing what happens
>Finally cousin decides he wants to start doing the fatalities
>Demands we throw match after match so he can get Double Flawless Fatalities
>This goes on for like ten matches or so when he finally goes to the bathroom
>We talk it over when he's out of the room, we want to play the game again
>So next round, I start playing as Liu Kang and start kicking his ass
>"Hey. Stop it. Let me win. Don't fight back. Lemme win. Lemmewin. LEMMEWIN! FUCK THIS!" as he throws the controller and storms out. We hear tires squeal out of the driveway
>Friend's mom checks in what the commotion was, friend explains it, she rolls her eyes, says the cousin has always been a bitch and leaves room
>He left the printout
>We make copies at the public library and sold them for a dollar each to kids at school

Never saw his cousin ever again after that night.

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>Go to brother's place
>We are both adults
>Play MK10
>Familiar with fighting games but never actually played MK
>Brother touts that he's been getting pretty good
>Pick some wild west mother fucker with a rifle
>Quarter circle back has a three shot burst
>Spam this and only this
>He can't get around it
>He throws his controller when he lost
>My face

Take the L, man. C'mon.

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posts like this remind me that most Yea Forums posters must be under 13 years old because no-one else would be so fucking superstitious enough to reply to this shit
(I'm only replying to point this out, feel free to let my mother die)

Mud hutters in India and Brazil are very superstitious.

wow

every time

>Hang out with black week and white normie friends every weekend
>DSi disappears
>Look every for it, no where to be found
>Mention it to my friends next time they're over to keep an eye out
>Black friend "finds" it somewhere I know I looked
>Drop it because I enjoy playing vidya with them on the weekend and I have my shit back, but keep a closer eye on him from now on
>Notice my flash cart for the dsi isn't in it, I literally never remove that from the dsi
>Tell him if he gives it back I'll drop it, but dont take my shit anymore or he's never hanging out at my place again
>He has 3rd world tier internet and I have top tier so he hands it over
They can't help themselves, it's in their nature.

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>call friend to see if he wants to come over for pizza and play vidya
>he says okay
>when he comes over, we play some games on my SNES
>mom calls for a pizza
>play vidya for an hour or so
>pizza finally comes
>mom brings the pizza to the dining room table
>friend looks confused when she brings two plates to the table
>asks me why he doesn't get a plate
>tell him that he was only coming over for pizza and not coming over to eat pizza
>he looks even more confused
>says he has to go to the bathroom
>mom tells him where it is and he goes
>close to finishing our pizza
>wonder where my friend is
>think he's having stomach problems
>finish pizza and go to my SNES to wait for him
>see that my SNES is gone along with a couple games
>the faggot stole them
>never talk to him ever again

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...

Kys

stale

Fake and gay

Got what you deserve for being an asshole. Why would you invite someone over for pizza and then instead of giving them pizza just make them watch you eat pizza?

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k

Our generation holds a special place in history. The people before us remember what it was like being kids without internet. The ones after us will remember life with internet. We are the only ones to experience both the pre-internet and post-internet world as kids.

Fuck. It's sad that that's so true

go to bed adrian

this is copypasta

...

i hate you

Not vidya but
>playing commander
>Jodahwhore has chromatic lantern
>fuckthat.mkv
>she legit starts crying about being targeted
I swear to god how can someone cry over a card game

Oh shit

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA YOU MISERABLE LITTLE FUCK!!!! BAWAHAAHAHAAHAHA

Nothing special, but still in my memory

>be kid
>always act super clean around parents, never say any 'bad words'
>play Super Mario Kart on SNES with best friend
>1st position, about to win the race
>friend is way behind
>friend has some kind of power-up that fucks me up very badly, shortly before the finish line
>all karts race past me and friend wins the race
>I freak out and yell: "YOU GOD DAMN SON OF A WHORE! I RAPED YOUR MOTHER IN THE ASSHOLE AND SLIT HER THROAT!!!"
>suddenly hear my mom calling me with an angry voice
>didn't realize she slept in the next room and woke up from my yelling
>friend says nothing but only grins at me as I slowly walk out to get my punishment from mom

It was still good fun though. I miss those days...

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kek good one, made me laugh

Fuck you

>9 years old
>Halo 2 came out
>Good buddy from school had it along with Xbox live and 2 controllers
>Would walk 30 mins one way to go to his house and jam out on halo 2.
>I show up one day, and he is so thrilled to see me
>Some random kid ended up giving him his moms credit card
>Proceed to buy 10 years of xbox live
>Do it on 3 different accounts
>Never heard from random Credit Kid again
>still use the accounts to this day

I dont even believe it myself. No back charge, No cancellation, no banned accounts.

That is also problem with white trash. They steal shit even if they don't really need it.

years old
>>Halo 2 came out
Halo 2 came out in 2004.

Not him, but what’s the problem with him being 9 in 2004, retard?

>Be 8 year old me at grandpa's house with cousins, staying for the summer
>Grandpa is a retired WW2 vet, super-hardass bastard that hated literally everything
>Except for his dogs, my grandma, and me. I was his favorite grandkid and the only one he'd spoil.
>Playing on my Playstation when my older cousin, 14 year old girl, walks in and says I should give her a turn on my game
>Tell her she got it all day yesterday and now I want to play
>She pauses for a minute and then jumps on my Playstation, smashes it, and screams
>I start crying because my only video game console is fucking ruined
>Grandpa rushes in screaming "what the fuck are you yelling about"
>My cousin's on the ground crying crocodile tears and tells grandpa that she tried to play with me, but I hit her and smashed my Playstation so she couldn't have it
>Grandpa mulls it over for a minute and then whacks her in the arm with his cane
>She doubles over actually screaming in legitimate agony as he scolds her for "lying like a shitheeled little devil" to him
>Tries to order her to apologize to me, but she's not listening because he hit her so hard he broke her fucking arm in one swing
>Drops cousin off at the hospital with my grandma, then takes me to go buy a new Playstation
I miss you Pap.

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Fuck

Based

fuck u

F
your grandpa was based

Whoops I misread 'old' for 'ago' LOL
But even if so, he says he's still using it but they should have run out in 2004 or not? Anyway, fuck you and your motherfucking mama.

Fuck off.

F

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lmo

>jumps on my Playstation, smashes it, and screams
>he broke her fucking arm in one swing
Your whole family is fucked in the head nigga.

god bless.
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fucking based

>be 8
>invite best friend over
>show him my ps2 and let him play Ratchet & Clank 2
>he somehow erases my save
>I begin crying like a bitch
>he decides to replay the whole fucking game to get me back where I was
>does in a few hours what took me a few days to achieve
>he even helps me at the point I was stuck at

I am still ashamed at how much of a bitch I was and that I wasn't more cool about my friend making a simple mistake.
He owned up to it though and turned the whole situation around.
That might explain why he is a semi famous misic artist in the French electro scene and getting millions of views on youtube where I am not. Lost contact with him, he was kinda weird but then so was I.

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The internet is very convenient but somehow it seems to have made things worse. Everything had more value whenever there was a bit of mystery to it all and it wasn't right at your fingertips.
Then again it might just be that politically and economically things were better back then.

retard

>fighting niggers are poor and violent

WHAT A SHOCK

you have a good friend

Goddammit

>teenaged girl is such a bitch she breaks expensive objects just out of spite
>Grandpa is so powerful he breaks her arm in a single strike in his battle to rid her of the devil to restore peace to the household and avenge his grandson's beloved Playstation
I know people throw this around a lot, but I'm gonna say it anyways: this is absolutely based.

good friend. glad to see people like him do well for themselves in this world

My grandpa was fucking stupidly strong. Even just a couple years before he died he was moving furniture on his own that me and my dad (himself a Navy vet) had to move together. Like, it was to the point we questioned if he was even a goddamn human. He was called back into service for the Vietnam war despite being almost 50 at that point, and my family always joked he was some kind of secret government-made super soldier.

>He was called back into service for the Vietnam war despite being almost 50 at that point

Probably was. There was that 60 year old mailman that took an offer to go back in as SF in Iraqi. Looked like Big Boss.

oh wow

oh shit

The virgin grandson
>spoiled, enjoys things
>doesn't get a turn on his own Playstation, gets destroyed by his cousin when he starts
>is a dumb kid
>cries

The chad Grandpa
>earned everything he has surviving WW2, hates things
>swiftly decides to punish thots, sees through their lies
>destroys own grandaughter in a single swing, tells her to apologize while in intense pain
>leaves her (and his wife for good measure) at the hospital because he has that little tolerance for the disrespect of a woman

depending on when you played it, he was the most grossly overtuned character in the game. like 3 tiers of S above the rest

>tfw you thought the Krauts couldn't get ya now that you're dead but they turn you into a meme

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This is awful and I'm glad you didnt make it a picture.

this is so fucking stupid. please hang yourself

I played a videogame once.
True story.

F, based pap

You fucking animal

What was it

>playing smash bros brawl with brother
>win
>he gets pissed and starts beating me with the wii remote

youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

He took anons story about his based grandpa and made it an awful virgin chad meme, where user was the virgin and grandpa was the chad. He was too lazy to use the template and just greentexted it.

>playing pubg
>I win a game
Omg dudes

>teenaged girl is such a bitch she breaks expensive objects just out of spite
Animals stay feral unless someone tames them. A man can tame himself, but a woman cannot.

>”let’s chill and play gamecube. By the way bro, I always take off my pants to play GameCube hope that’s cool.”

nice digits

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nigger

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Your grandpa was based af

May he rest in peace

As an Australian, the concept of this is foreign. If you can't take the bantz and unironically get pissy about video games, you're a faggot, and you'll be mocked.

Thanks niggas. I won't kill someone tonight.

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