Do mario players enjoy being the most flowchart character in the game or does that award go to Ness?

Do mario players enjoy being the most flowchart character in the game or does that award go to Ness?

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imagine playing a game with over 70 characters and you pick mario

YEEHAH

and he sounds like shit compared to Melee/64 Mario too.

YAHOO!

>Join lobby
>Spanish name
>Mario series avatar
>Default mario colors

And yet they still win everytime

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maybe you are just bad
i pick characthers because of their playstyle not because i like them just like most people, thats why i used to play greninja

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mario is based

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Greninja players have more honor than mario players

And are very handsome

>Greninja players
>handsome

Sounds like you jobed or are just shit at the game. Consider getting good you anime picker

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Theres only room for ONE handsome penguin around here

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Mario main here. I enjoy playing Mario because he appeals to me a lot and I grew up playing the games. Sorry for not picking generic anime sword character instead.

TL;DR: Stay rarted.

at least it's not choosing an anime or a woman

What about if you pick Sonic

same here
been playing both mario and doc since melee

i can only play dr mario, hes fun, im spamming down b on a nigga
every other mario looking character is boring as fuck

Have you ever gone back and had some vanilla ice cream, and realize that the basic stuff is still sometimes the best stuff? That you don't need to always mess with a good thing? That some things have lasted for a reason? That's Mario.

I did when I was going through a basic bitch phase. Then I went back and developed my own taste and now I alone am a member of the patrician class.

He's fun

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If you can't enjoy some artisan vanilla ice cream from a nice restaurant for dessert than you are a short sighted pleb. You think you're a connoisseur but really you just think you're hot shit for eating korean tacos from the food truck.

See I would get it and be like "Damn this is a waste, everyone else got rocky road peanutbutter raisin wildberry cookie dough swirl extreme and is fucking loving it and this is basic as fuck. There's no appreciation for the fine artistry of icecream here, I should have just got the flavor that sounded the best." Vanilla is the best if it's used in other deserts or you're just getting some from a random store. There's no reason to limit yourself and definitely none to take pride in being basic.

>he has to shit the baby
>if thats not the case a female hyena scenario happens
wew

Doc mains have to worry about their god awful recovery for one thing

Hell even Luigis are rare online cause Mario is just literally better than either of them.