Mfw smash players call casuals "friendlies"

>mfw smash players call casuals "friendlies"
>mfw smash players call mirror matches "dittos"
>mfw smash players call footsies "spacing"
>mfw smash players call recovery frames "endlag"
>mfw smash players call mixups "messy guessies"
>mfw smash players call landing frames "landlag"
>mfw smash players call team matches "crew battles"
>mfw smash players call grab punish "shield grab"
>mfw smash players call side switches "crossups"
>mfw smash players call meaties "late hits"
>mfw smash players call blockstrings "shield combos"
>mfw smash players call reversals "out of shield options"
>mfw smash players call a series of unchallenged hits "combos"
>mfw smash players call strings "natural combos"
>mfw smash players call actual combos "cheap"
>mfw smash players call any stage that isn't flat a "One Two banneroo"
>mfw smash players call top players "gods"
>mfw smash players call zoning "spam"
>mfw smash players call money matches "cash battles"
>mfw smash players call showers "monthlies"
>mfw smash players call button checks "handwarmers"
>mfw smash players call Ike "Swordman"
>mfw smash players call Link "Swordman"
>mfw smash players call Marth "Swordman"
>mfw smash players call okizeme "tech chasing"

This is why no one takes your shit seriously

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Crossups are fgc lingo too...but god is this real? What are Installs called? What do they call downloading? this is genuinely disturbing

holy fucking autism
>messy guessies
my sides

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I would like to pump YOU
Smash fans are legit spergs
And the FGC is already on the spectrum, so that's saying something

this seems legit at first but now that i read on and saw the twitter filename i knew this was a meme

>"He just scored the hard counter for a hard night-night"
Do Smash kids seriously do this?

is 100% real. The twitter filenane is cuz i just searched this pic on google and took the first one i saw.

more like 25% real lmao only like 5 of them are actually true, some of them are where ive seen both

>toss em's
>huggies
>Shim shams
This is the funniest shit I have ever read

>people still fall for this

>smash players want to be taken seriously
>speak and behave as children

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>>mfw smash players call zoning "spam"
Every fighting game does this

only scrubs call it spam

And scrubs make up the general community of most fighting games that came out in the past 10 years.

What do you expect? Smash isn't a traditional fighter like STreet fighter.

>people still fall for this
>people unironically post this
>people actually care that they use a slightly different term that means the same thing
>people don't realize why they use some of their off terms

good bait, take your (You)s

>>mfw smash players call showers "monthlies"
underrated

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What is a mixup/guessies?

>mfw smash players call showers "monthlies"
Made me laugh.

Can someone post the image of the guy who was going to have a girl over to play smash 4 and had a list of "witty" responses he could say whenever he attacked as game and watch?

>>mfw smash players call showers "monthlies"

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here you go

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>messy guessies
>One Two banneroo
>thinkies/thinkums
>shim shams

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>mfw smash players call showers "monthlies"
fucking kek

What was a "Mama-mia"?

>"Maybe you could put your box in the air haha"
What the fuck does this even mean?

Real ones highlighted in yellow. Terms used interchangeably highlighted in orange.

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when your mother knocks the door and shout at you because you smell like shit and you need to do a "monthlies" because the neighbours dog fucking died from the stench.

It's almost like Melee invented an entirely new genre of fighting games which makes it as influential as SF2.

>smash players call showers "monthlies"
Heh

>monthlies

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I like Smash but holy fuck am I glad Melee is gone from EVO. Can't imagine how much of a pain it was to haul CRTs in for those guys.

>mfw Smash players call showers "once-a-months"

It sucks the community is so slow to adopt playing on monitors. Emulated Melee on a good monitor (~$100) actually has less lag than a CRT.

>Swordman
Fix that, they call them swordies.

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MAHVEL 3 GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

Face down ass up

>monthlies

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no they don't. fighting game players learn how to beat it. smashfags beg daddy sakurai to ban it.

it's even worse than you could imagine.

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This makes me glad my big CRT I was given for free from a friend was clean as fuck. Having worked in game stores well over a decade ago, roaches are prevalent in consoles and a nightmare if you let them in. It was embarrassing and awkward for both parties, but I secretly felt relieved (and disgusted) when I'd open a box of shit and see roaches skitter when I moved an object. Didn't have to waste time testing shit.

Many of these are fake btw

holy fuck my sides some1 screencap this

Dark Souls pvp is more of a fighting game than melee. Prove me wrong

/vr/ autist here, I'm not sure if I believe this. There's so much shit inside of a CRT that would fry a bug the second they touched a component, CRTs aren't really optimal nests for the things