Haha lol true

Don't say that or millennials will start killing themselves. Irony is all they have.

haha, a little bit of gamer humor on a saturday night. I love it!

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daily reminder that he was right

is this a new meme we're spouting now?

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always thought it was "suck and fuck".

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>tracing over the artwork of the sorceress
>leaving the boob lifted

holy shit how can someone miss the joke this hard
it was chuck's feed and seed, it's the implication of the rhyming scheme possibility to be fuck and suck that is funny, not that it actually is fuck and suck
like goddamn you people are room temp

I haven't seen this one before but I didn't have to in order to know it's fucking Dobson

Those enemies are bugs, who are always aggroing you

in fact, there's a bug aggroing you right now
but you don't know where it is

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It really didn't sell, though.

LOL

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>real breas-
i T s F u C k I n F i C t I o N

we can do what we want

Wait what

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I can't remember what game she is from.

What if you are in a deserted island completly alone

This picture is going to give me nightmares.

He wasn't wrong. Nobody bought Remember Me and nobody would remember it if not for the name

who's that in the window

The difference is: The game on top sold great and the game on bottom didn't sell at all.
Also people who looked exactly like that guy bitched about Dragon's Crown.

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me and im coming for your window next

>it really didn't sell
It's like the publisher was an old hand at the industry and knew what they were talking about.

The various bacteria and viruses floating around are still enemies

the island is the enemy

grab a six pack on the way bro, we'll play some halo 2 on the old xbox

You're not wrong there. I just had a moth flying around my desk a few minutes ago and I have no idea where it went.

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Then you can fast travel.

You just activated it's second phase, good luck

I actually miss fun stuff like big head mode.

I rented that game and it fucking sucked ass.

It probably went somewhere to die because they don't live for very long.

Hold on, I know this picture. There was a lady advertising for people to bath in milk at her house. There's like a dozen pictures with her standing next to her guests. Someone edited this to put her in the window.

I still don't know if they paid money to do it or if it was free.

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makes sense, especially when you consider that this is always a spider within 10 feet of you at all times.

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It's not edited. It was an art exhibition and that was one of the photos

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Ah, you're right. I just googled "bath in my milk" and there's pages of truth.

youtube.com/watch?v=KFFeeACcXC0

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>sex sells
It really doesn't.

There's a giant spider sat on the corner of the ceiling above my PC currently and it's spooking me.

Why do you keep posting images of confused fatmen sitting in tubs?

Cursed image

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Great cover for my new album: Harm to ongoing matter!

>When people questioned the absurd designs, the artist called 'em gay
Based

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Star Trek Online is known for stealth nerfs. The players discover it very fast. Don't mess with hardcore nerds.

>Dragon's Crown Sales Reach 940,000 Worldwide
siliconera.com/2014/07/25/dragons-crown-sales-reach-940000-worldwide/
>Remember Me 1.1 Sales (Millions)
vgsales.fandom.com/wiki/Best_selling_Capcom_games

still sold more than Remember Me

>This devastates zoomers

This just makes me sad because said cheat codes either don't exist or cost money in the form of DLC. Action Replay and Gameshark are dead since the 7th generation and if Stradia takes off then so too will cheat engine

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Don't (you) me, that's what I said.

And less than AAA titles that don't rely on sex. DOA and SK are all about sex and struggle to move 500k copies. If sex sold by itself, titty games wouldn't be niche. Sex only sells when paired with shit of actual value. It only sells by itself if you're offering actual sex to someone.

Dragon's Crown wasn't nearly as expensive

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AAA are made for guaranteed sales with over inflated marketing budgets, I guarantee if nips were allowed to have the AAA marketing budget then they will sell just as many competitive copies.

Is this where i use the goalpost maymay?

It really does, actually.

Haha

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It does.

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>vgsales wiki
>No citation
Nice try idiots.

>like, really, it was painful for me to draw this.
Says the inflation porn artist.

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no citation

>stonetoss

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This made me laugh unironically. So unironic my laughter that I want to post this on my twitter.

Yes, your wiki has no citation.
Try again.

no citation again

>yellow sponge man

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Sorry sweetie but it sells better then virtue politics

This isn't funny

Yes, your wiki has no citation
Do you need help understanding why 'vgsales' segment of the 'fandom' wiki isn't a reliable source of information?

Again you used no citation.

go ahead friend, you got my permission

LOL

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Citation of what? That wikis with no citation next to them are not a reliable source of information?

you just said "It sold a million copies" and linked to a page that said '1.1' next to its name. Where did that number come from? Who came up with it?
It's just pulling numbers from your ass.

No, otherwise it would have been Sneed's Seed and Feed, retard.

your fan wiki has no citations

Did something like this actually happen?

But what's the rope for?!

>Best selling Capcom games as of March 31, 2018. Sales data from Capcom's official site,[1]
click 1
capcom.co.jp/ir/english/finance/million.html

>bulk slabhead

But Remember Me didn't sell. It fucking bombed

I'd be surprised if feds WEREN'T posting lolicon

Okay sure
vgchartz.com/game/57722/remember-me/
It sold 200,000

vgchartz.com/game/51872/dragons-crown/
Sold 900,000.

But again this is vgchartz and they do that retarded thing where they look at earnings reports, divide up the game price by units, and say "Yeah, that's how many it sold", but at least it's not the esteemed 'vgsales' wiki on fandom.com.

Holy fuck I hate Yea Forums so much
capcom.co.jp/ir/english/finance/million.html

Ironic shitposting is still shitpostinf

Even when you think you're safe, the moth attacks your face at 3:00 AM

>Trusting Capcom, the publishers of the game known to lie in regards to western crap like DmC
Sure, ok bud.
Whatever helps you cope with your forgettable game.

>As of March 2018
I wonder how much Dragon's Crown sold in the span of 4 years from its 940,000
twitter.com/vanillaware_boy/status/492624417600466944

There's always some bacteria aggroed at you

Sales data there are not lies but saying shit like "x sold this much means it was a success" to cover their asses is a lie.
It sold that much.

Not just that, add in Dragon's Crown Pro sales, and that number doubles.

>Sales data there are not lies
Citation needed
>but saying shit like "x sold this much means it was a success" to cover their asses is a lie.
Says the guy lying his ass off to defend forgettable western trash that flopped hard.
take the L.

Oh shit is that a fuckin LOL thread.

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L O M A

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Kiss my ass. I couldn't give a fuck about Remember Me but the truth is the truth.
It would be hilarious if it sold less than a million but it didn't.
And I doubt the copies they did sell made back a profit with all the marketing they did in the same way shadow of the tomb raider sold millions but still flopped.
Now you take the L.

yeah, saying "IT ONLY SOLD 940K COPIES" completely forgets that there are TWO versions of Dragon's Crown, technically three.

The second version sold more because it was on more platforms.So at least double that number.
Source:
playstationlifestyle.net/2018/05/08/dragons-crown-pro-review-if-the-crown-still-fits-ps4

Maybe re-releases aren't fair to compare, but Dragon's Crown will be getting releases for the rest of my life and I doubt remember me will ever get ported off the platforms it was originally put on.

hey look, a post with no citation.

Here it is Those are initial sales, btw. No clue how it did since then.
Silly argument you made, desu.

>"+30 Lives"
>On a PC

Intel supports emulation.

>Here it is
Thats a fucking review, not sales numbers you garbage retard.
>Dragon's Crown Pro have disappointing debuts.
dualshockers.com/monster-hunter-world-ps4-japanese-psn/

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the hat says FAT

You can be salty all you want, but it still sold waaay more than 940,000.
If you want to trust vgsalez:
vgchartz.com/game/221158/dragons-crown-pro/?region=All
vgchartz.com/game/51872/dragons-crown/?region=All
vgchartz.com/game/51813/dragons-crown/?region=All

>900,000 + 340,000 + 500,000
>=1.7m

Be a garbage retard elsewhere.

is this still relevent?

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no its FRT, like fart hahaha

I thought the joke was the it previously didn't rhyme.
It's like deadpan humor.

I can't tell if you're serious or reverse-memeing me

>you are your own worst enemy

BAAHAHAHAHAH that link says it sold 0.07 mil. hahahahahahah

youtube.com/watch?v=zc3vAdsiPV4

comedy gold

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Imagine being so out of touch you think nerfing can be measured by sword size, I seriously can't begin to comprehend how anyone would think that.

You don't know how to read it, it's a cumulative total. Add the lines together by row.
Figures that you can't read, either.

I doubt you even realize that Dragon's Crown had two versions before I told you.

OH!

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Poor Cortana :(
I like you more than that skank Alexa

>0.07m
Tota

You HAVE to be a trumptard to be this dumb. You can't read your own link.

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>this kills the plebbitor

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>ctrl + f
>no citation
>9 results
what did they mean by this

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no citation

On one region. Again, you can't read. Add the regions together.
I'm not going to teach you how to add.
>Some random 'duhh trumptard' shit out of nowhere despite this not being a political conversation
Yeah, thought so. Go be on your period elsewhere because no one played or liked your shitty strong independent womyn game.

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I never go it because spanish is my mother tongue

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For one version of the game.
Holy fuck you're stupid. There are three versions listed, add the versions together.

The thing is, I want women as sex objects and I encourage devs who design women as sex objects.
And I don't want to play as women or gays. They are just too alien for me to self-insert into

The total is 0.07 for the moneygrab pro version that charges for increased resolution. I wish you would kill yourself.

Have sex

based, first good variant i've seen of this one

desu, the girl on remember me was kinda cute and has one of the most sexiest and realistic butts i ever seen on vvideogames, the problem was that the rest of the game was complete shit.
t. person that bought it because the girl.

More like Incel Software hehehehe

Only correct answer.
There's also nothing wrong with it because they aren't fucking real. If you take offense at literal objects being treated as objects then you are mentally insane.
End of discussion.

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bend over.

hoohoohoo

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Finally someone addressing it.
Trannies are the biggest reactionaries out there.
If they would just drop their baseless hate on them, they could double their numbers and be more effective.

Also they keep girls and gays away from gaming.

>Still can't add, still doesn't realize there are three versions listed
I would wish you would kill yourself except you're so dumb that I'm sure you'll step in front of a bus sooner or later.

>denies the number that he himself linked
You are definitely a trumptard

LOL

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Wrong, girls love playing as hot, dominating girls because that is their power fantasy.
That's why most of the most 'misogynistic' designs coming from Japan are made by women.

Have sex

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being a hater doesn't make you seem cooler, just let them have their fun, or why does it annoys you?

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Literally don't even like Trump, but you certainly seem retarded enough to be a resetera poster.
Sorry that the years of drugs have taken away your cognitive skills.

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i fart everytime i see that image
a loud, dry rip that tears apart my asscheecks until it settles in the chair polster

wrong.
If you were forced to play a half naked dude, you'd also keep away from it, because you are not a fucking faggot.

Sure trumptard.
0.07

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This, reminds me of how everyone hates FFXII Vaan

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>If you were forced to play a half naked dude, you'd also keep away from it
no I wouldn't
What do you think my most played RPG character looks like?

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>Send Request
Every fucking time.

In a world where "adventurers" steal everything that is not riveted or nailed, not executing someone caught red-handed would've been perceived as being too liberal and the ruler would've been accused of being too easy on crime.

>send request
kek

>Literally three numbers added together and he can't even do that
Whatever, cleft-palate onionsboy.
vgchartz.com/game/57722/remember-me/
>0.34m
Bite the pillow when you seethe.

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Absolute fucking retard.
vgchartz.com/game/221158/dragons-crown-pro/?region=All
You linked it.
0.07

>forgot to add
not executing someone caught red-handed *on sight*

And you didnt even link the right game this time, holy shit.

You mean it was just "Chuck's" before, right idiot?

XD

>Can't add three versions together to make 1.7 mil
vgchartz.com/game/221158/dragons-crown-pro/?region=All
vgchartz.com/game/51872/dragons-crown/?region=All
vgchartz.com/game/51813/dragons-crown/?region=All
Meanwhile:
vgchartz.com/game/57722/remember-me/
>0.34m
Again, get rekted you idiot.

>And you didnt even link the right game this time, holy shit.
once again proving that you don't click the links and are incapable of reading.
You didn't even fucking go there, holy shit. I guess we found that you're the trump supporter all along.

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based unhelpful ostracizer cultivating more mass shooters

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Is the joke supposed to be that 8.3% is a laughably small number to fuss over?
Because it's not. If your weapons in WoW did 8.3% less damage after a patch you'd go from top DPS to mid-level at best.

i cant believe you are defending a scam that only sold 70,000 copies worldwide.

>Yea Forums hates fast travel even though it's completely optional
>"Just don't use it then"
>NO! ITS IN THE GAME IM FORCED TO USE IT
>"No you aren't"
>THE GAME IS STILL RUINED BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE HAVE THE OPTION TO USE IT EVEN THOUGH IT DOESNT EFFECT ME OR MY EXPERIENCE AT ALL
This is basically why I've completely given up listening to anything Yea Forums has to say about vidja. Yes, this is a real argument I've heard here.

I can't believe you're defending the most forgettable western title ever made with the most ironic name.
Yet, here we are.

I'm not though. I just posted official sales numbers, and you started lying about numbers.

He knows that 3D games were played by people that started with 2D generations, right?

>Not thinking that the game will be designed with fast travel in mind.

If a feature is in a game, then clearly the game will be designed around it. Not including fast travel would force traveling long distances to be more interesting or shorter if that can't be done. This is like saying that one weapon is a game in OP but you just shouldn't use it even though the enemies have HP based around the damage from that weapon.

this is so cringe and out of touch that it's actually comedy kino.

I posted sales numbers, and then you started bitching about them and calling me a trump supporter because you didn't like what they said.
Not sure what I expected, honestly.

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Are there really people out there besides Dobson that give a fuck about Link's hair and Mario not being from Brooklyn?

I do get the reasons, though. The point of games is to have a challenging experience, and what good does that do when you put mechanics in that you're expected to use.

It's the MMO Party finder argument all over again. Sure, you can not use the party finder, but the game is designed around you using it to find other people and will actively impede you if you don't use it.
It's not literally being forced to use it, but instead mechanically being forced to use it.

That's a discussion in itself, really.

Its funny cause this actually happened in dark souls

Holy shit thanks user. You introduced me to a legend.

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>game includes fast travel
>Because game has fast travel, devs can just throw up their hands and say "fuck it" and not include:
>More fun movement systems because why do anything like that when you can just teleport to your destination in an instant
>Effort put into environment/level design because no one's gonna see that shit when they just teleport
>Lore friendly manners of transportation that breathe life into the game world because who wants to catch a bus when you can just t e l e p o r t
The invention of fast travel and its consequences have been a disaster for open world video games.

his granddad

Does he really think if a cartoon isn't literally teletubbies it's mature? Just because it isn't childish playing around? What fucking logic is that? Naruto and One Piece have tons of violence and tear-jerk moments, they're still fucking kids shows. Having a serious moment, or dealing with death or similar concept doesn't make anything mature. Hell, often these concepts are included literally for kids to learn about them.

i will buy any triple-A game with a romance option

There was that one time an FBI handler caught posting unironically in /mlp/ RP thread

Source on artist?

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This
It gets worse when you get other "quality of life improvements" that are actually just crutches meant to dull other parts of the game.

Skyrim is a great example of this. It's specifically made for you to have overworld encounters, but you can fast travel to any previous location you've been to. You can actually play the game and never see 60% of the content because it's all overworld content that you'll never run across unless you specifically opt-out of playing it the most efficient way.

BURN IN HELL

Just use Google Image Search, you twat.

tell me more about this

>Can't add three versions together to make 1.7 mil
>vgchartz.com/game/221158/dragons-crown-pro/?region=All
0.07m
Total
>vgchartz.com/game/51872/dragons-crown/?region=All
0.50m
Total
vgchartz.com/game/51813/dragons-crown/?region=All
0.39m
Total

0.07+0.50+0.39 =0.96
0.96!=1.7

This also started with a cited post being called not cited. And >vgsales being called a bad source. Only to be rebutted with vgchartz.

Now I know you are pretending to be retarded, and are bored. But consider that you are legitimately retarded for a bit. Just sit there and think about it.

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Fast travel is a mechanic designed by the lazy for the lazy, devs expect players to use it thus they can work around not putting more details into the world they've made because players will be skipping it, thus ruining the experience more for those who want to actually explore.

Standard Sauce finders work just fine, use them.
Google search doesn't work, though.

>animations are made by Bethesda
>the publisher is EA
>the lore is written on grimoire cards

XD you are so funny!!1! like that youtube celeb dragondildo buttcheeks wetfart cr1tikal!!1!

Also: Wasn't DC mostly a PSVita release from a pretty much unknown dev published by atlus(who have their fans but certainly is no big mainstream publisher) that also came out on PS3? While Remember Me was a big capcom game that released for all platforms, including Xbox and PC?
Like, even if Remember me did better than DC, the expectations for Remember Me are easily 4 times as high as they are for DC.

>Yea Forums hates fast travel even though it's completely optional
Who the fuck hates fast travel? Fast travel is amazing. But I'd rather have devs that don't make their worlds so fucking large.

pixiv.net/member.php?id=32012946

What I don't get about this is that you'd actually have to go out of your way to have one game in the console and a different one on the screen.

Again, you're not doing the math correctly. You're adding one metric together and not getting the correct numbers.
Also:
>vgchartz.com/game/57722/remember-me/
.34m
I'm going to keep posting that because you seem to want to just ignore that it exists.

I know you're pretending to be retarded because you posted an image called 'Doomlevelssuck.jpg' combined with 5+ posts calling me a trumptard, something no sane person would seriously resort to if he had an argument.
Stop attention whoring. No one cares about your shit western game that flopped. This isn't a 'trumptard' opinion, this is what the industry told you: your shit game wasn't good.

I like fast travel when used as an item of the game, it feels good

Name a game that has a fast travel system that doesn't also require you to travel to the location first. You still have to explore the map to find the stuff first.

>You can actually play the game and never see 60% of the content because it's all overworld content that you'll never run across unless you specifically opt-out of playing it the most efficient way.
Again, you can do that, or you can walk everywhere you want to go. How you play the game has no effect on anyone else because it's a single player game. Why do you care if someone else does something you don't like?
Again, the argument that including a fast travel system "ruins" games is stupid because they all require you to go find that place first before you can fast travel there.
And I'm going to need a lot more evidence than just some autism rant that fast travel has led to less interesting worlds. Games are packed with stuff now, cool hidden areas, random encounters, locations that aren't marked on the map. Yes, some players will ignore that stuff but I don't see what that has to do with how you personally enjoy the game.

He doesn't care, look at his dumbfuck posts.
He's doing this for the (You)s and I don't know why I keep giving them to him.

I never said it was good, but you clearly lied about the numbers

One's plugged in and out of sight, that one she can pose with. There's probably more pictures than just her kissing it

>Again, you can do that, or you can walk everywhere you want to go. How you play the game has no effect on anyone else because it's a single player game.
It has an affect on you, though. Because the game is balanced around how you play it.
If the game takes 80+ hours to complete but doesn't reward you for playing 50 of those hours, that's not balanced.
Likewise, if the game designers make a mechanic that allows you to skip chunks of the game, but doesn't give you incentive for completing it, they're essentially taking those chunks away from you.You don't play with hte knowledge of the content that you're missing by taking a seemingly natural and standard path through the game.

That's kind of why it's bogus. You only learn about those oversights in hindsight.

>In Heaven: The dialog is written by Bioware
>In Hell: The dialog is written by Bioware
10/10

I want a Male voice assistant.

Sex doesn't sell, not exclusively anyway. And almost always, it's referred to character designs. Ask the same question with that broader term: Can a game sell solely on character design alone? Fuck no.

However, it helps generate interests in the product which in turn could become a sale, i.e. enjoying the gameplay. I wouldn't even fucking bother if your character looks like a goblin, figuratively or literally.

But why, though? It would cost more to buy a second console than to take the couple of minutes to wire it for the 2nd part of the shoot.

Can't you adjust the voice of all those machines these days?

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Thanks, cunt! Go ahead and give it a shot real quick and tell me how it works for you

Much appreciated!

This
Sex is a great way to get eyes on your product.

I don't think Sex can exclusively sell something unless that thing was made for sex IE: porn. Which changes the nature of the product in general.

pretty sure yes but Im pretty sure most people dont realize it since its not usually advertised

the exception I would say would be for controversy I guess

also anyone else replay mass effect 1 and find it fucking hilarious people found those “sex scenes” controversial?

Not him but lots of games have travel systems that dont require you to travel to a location first but usually its an item or a service in game. For example. in skyrim you can use the horse carriage dude to fast travel to big cities you havent been to yet

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I still find it bizarre that people found GTASA's car rocking back and forth 'controversial'.
I still find it bizarre that people found Hot Coffee 'controversial'.

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I looked at this and couldn't believe I'd missed it for so long, since I reflexively assumed it must be from years ago. I mean I can't remember the last time someone used that stupid kid meme it was gay and out of touch five years ago so when I saw this was from last week it was a moment of true disassociation that I'm just coming down from now

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Wasn't hot coffee deleted way after the controversy anyway?

Trannies ruined stripped stockings for me.

can someone ever be more wrong?

>what are strip clubs

Yeah, I don't even think it worked on normal PS2s when the controversy happened.
I think you needed an unpatched version of the disc as step 1, and step 2 was a gameshark. Maybe getting the unpatched version was easy if you pirated it, but that's a lot of work to go through for GTASA models rubbing against each other in a debug room.

Hold the actual fucking phone, there is no way this isn't an edit, the original can't have spelled it "Butterfry". How would you ever come to the conclusion that it was spelled that way?

he was right just retardedly melodramatic.

Imagine being disingenuous enough to not remember the spelling of a Pokemon who's episode supposedly emotionally moved you.

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>How would you ever come to the conclusion that it was spelled that way?
Be Andrew Dobson and think literally every person telling you something is actually trying to trick you and that you always know best.

maybe he was just thinking of deep-fried foods when he made that

Bixby isn't nearly as shit after the new update. I sure as shit thought it was a waste of space two weeks ago, though.

The retards at Sony were proven wrong once again. This sequel raised 7,000,000 yen in 24 hours.

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Thats like 24 dollars

GUESS AGAIN

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>read the first panel, immediately suspect something
>look at the following panels and yep, the whole cartoon is just a guy standing and delivering a monologue

every time, man. SJWs are so incapable of memeing they can't even grasp a format as ancient as fucking newspaper cartoons. imagine being so mentally ill you miss the point of visual story/joke telling entirely and write an essay about your personal opinions in speech bubbles instead. this uptight sperg with zero self-awareness is the cartoonist equivalent of hannah gadsby.

I DON'T GET IT WHY DO THEY JUST KEEP WINNING?!
Fucking sexist trumptards in...uh... Japan.

ultra conservatards run japan, retrumptard

Because i defintely didnt buy god eater after seeing alisa's under boob
Nope, definitely didnt play Degrees of Lewdity for a month because of the sexy situations in it
Totally didnt buy everything neptunia after seeing noire doujins

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irony and sarcasm are literally "i was just pretending"

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>Fucking Trump conservatards in
>uh
>Japan
>Why won't they stop making money?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!? Don't they know that I don't approve of their games??!??

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>fan material is so good it makes you a fan of the official stuff
Very underrated feeling desu

>no hating pls :( just let them have fun!!!!! :D
go back

But I do approve of their games. Big titties are great. Japan censors them though.

Kratos, DMC3 Dante, Conan, one of the player characters in Severance, there's a bunch of half-naked dude options that are popular.

>he thinks Japan approves of his degenerate weeb "games"
lmao, my fat incel friend. Lmao.

I doubt that the people outraged by Hot Coffee knew what the content even was, or that it wasn't accessible without modding a PS2 and the software itself. The only thing that gave it any traction was the ESRB overreacting to not being told about the content in their review since, in their eyes, if it's on the disc it needs to be considered during the ratings process. If it was just some soccer moms whining about it, I don't think anyone would have cared.

You're right, dude. Any game that stars a half-naked man would be a colossal failure.

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Is that number 3s sister after she went through a sex change

Not him but your american view of conservative really doesnt apply to japan. I have to reply because i see this all the time and labelling japan as liberal or conservative against the american standard for it just doesnt work. Japan has a very distinct view of 'japan' but that doesnt mean its "ultraconservative". Japanese are proud to be japanese but they are also way more accepting of more 'liberal' progressive ideologies than american conservatives. The japanese public has a relatively high acceptance rate of divorce, abortion, and homosexuality. Japan has commercialized sex on a massive scale, something that would drive hardcore. puritan "ultraconservatives" crazy.
Im american and you obviously are too, but you cant apply our political standing labels to other countries, theres vastly different cultures at work. Japan has a higher focus on the community good than the american view on the individual.

Honestly happens a lot with me. I didnt play touhou till i read a Sanae doujin. Now ive played and have all of the touhou games and most of the spinoffs. Its just a good example of how a fervent community and good fan material can rope in even more fans

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And yet those games have some of the biggest, most loyal fanbases and longest running, most popular series. All done by independent creators.
It also makes the best games with some of the cutest characters.

Mad that your shitty walking simulators, pixelshit indie games, and degenerate propaganda doesn't even reach their shores or be a blip on their radar, my good seething tranny from resetera?

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Especially among male community. There is no way any man would play a game like this.

Nintendogaf still thinks this is a bad game though

Ya but that ignores the hyper business focus, xenophobia, and censoring jap pus pus. Of course they are not similar in all aspects, no one is. Especially the hypocritical ones.

>Japan censors them though.
Not as hard as America demands Japan to censor them.

Hm Johnny Kage would like to have a word with you

>and degenerate propaganda
>he says while propping up Japan
Japan is miles ahead in every form of entertainment degeneracy, it's just its own genre and a variety of other reasons mean it doesn't manifest in their mainline games

based Wakaba*Poster

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Who’s that I know of Cage from MK but not Kage what game is he from?

>Japan is miles ahead in every form of entertainment degeneracy
We laugh at cartoon porn, but no porn is more degenerate than western porn.
Japanese porn isn't even as degenerate as western 'art'.

youtube.com/watch?v=pvrGJiK9ZjQ

Yeah here's your superior ethics on display. All done in the name of being 'progressive'.

I thought this fag used mac

What if you don't have Windows

It's probably just a static image displayed on the screen.

Youre right and i do agree to an extent but i have to address some things. America is the reason jap doujins and porn are censored. Japan was in the midst of its ero guro nonsensu movement and we stomped it out.
Also, the supposed "xenophobia". Ive to japan four times for business and stayed there for about six months once. The japs are not xenophobic, they just ask that you speak half-decent japanese and respect their traditions. If you show the obaa-chan next to you that you are really trying to understand tanabata and are attempting casual conversation, she is more than willing to be patient with you and teach you what you need to integrate within japanese society. If you can sort your burnable from nonburnable garbage, they will be blown away and congratulate you. Again, they arent xenophobic, they just have a very distinct idea of what constitutes a "japanese" person.

That one really struck a cord in the ol' gourd.

Are you absolutely fucking braindead?

No because nobody else is dumb enough to have watched the cartoons first, and decided those were canon

Stop letting them have power I didn't let normies and tags ruin ass shaking or twerking for me

>We laugh at cartoon porn, but no porn is more degenerate than western porn.
you have never actually looked at exhentai have you?
the nips have been diving into the deepest depths of fucked up fetishes for years, I've read a few where abortion is a fucking plotpoint (including just punching her stomach to induce an abortion, or using a dick)

also a reminder the entire notion of traps spawned from Japan

is this the original or an edit? with anything Dobson it's so hard to tell

It's not like all japanese are, im sure many people have good experiences like you, but you can't simply dismiss all the accounts to the contrary. And if they are able to start rebuilding their military like they are, they are able to stop censoring pussy.

>that filename
lol

Says the guy claiming the west isn't miles more degenerated than Japan at this point in terms of its entertainment.
The "haha Japan so weird" meme is just something redditors repeat to themselves when they look at some vaguely weird tentacle or scat porn from Japan, but then go on to write a six page review of Interior Semiotics on their google blog while Trannies and homosexuals fuck eachother bareback at their local pride parades.

If you think I'm making any of that up, I'm not. Here's the six page review of interior semiotics that someone fucking wrote because that's what counts as serious art in the west.
sites.google.com/site/artandaesthetics/Home/blog/a-quick-review-of-interior-semiotics/

What a trainwreck, the sixth panel is bullshit, why would anyone suggest fucking mario after the fifth panel? and it only goes downhill from there

>twerking
Thanks but I don't take advice from niggers.

That's literally fraud

I was wondering what the fuck bixby was. my S9 has a whole buttion for it but I've never used it.

>Says the guy claiming the west isn't miles more degenerated than Japan at this point in terms of its entertainment.
moving goalposts much?
to quote you
>and degenerate propaganda doesn't even reach their shores
it doesn't need to "reach" their shores because Japan is just as degenerate
>The "haha Japan so weird" meme is just something redditors repeat to themselves when they look at some vaguely weird tentacle or scat porn from Japan
I can link you one of the doujins that involve abortion, do you consider that the same as scat? mind you I've seen at least 5
>starts talking about art in general when we were talking about porn and videogames
also you do know there are plenty of gays and trannies in japan right? again the only difference is Japan has a public conservative facade for a variety of reasons

I agree but it works both ways. Either way, i cant even remember what we were arguing about, if we were even arguing to begin with. Its another night of "im drunk on v" and i cant keep track of a dozen threads
tl;dr for all the kids grazing over this, stay in school, travel if you can its awesome, and america is different from other countries usually

Sex sells but only for, well, sex.
Not sure if video games with busty waifus count or not since they are part of the product but it does shit for something like say a bugger.

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It's interesting to me how you're digging up all this weird shit as a defense to open fetishes in Japan. I would have never seen anything you posted until you did (which for some reason you have a catalogue of it). For instance, that video previous video had less than 10k views.

>it doesn't need to "reach" their shores because Japan is just as degenerate
Wrong.
>I can link you one of the doujins that involve abortion, do you consider that the same as scat? mind you I've seen at least 5
Wow, that's it? Abortion? America produces documentaries on how great Abortion is, and the best you can come up with is some abortion porn?
>also you do know there are plenty of gays and trannies in japan right? again the only difference is Japan has a public conservative facade for a variety of reasons
Great, but they're not the ones trying to push it onto other people.
That, alone, makes it way more degenerate. Having a degenerate fetish in my home is different from having one on the neighbor's lawn.

As a gamer i can relate to all these

To see the worst in terms of porn, one just has to investigate the degree of degeneracy in the worst of fetishes.

>/h/ foot fetish
Cute girls with soft, blushing soles. Silken stockings, pantyhose, and tights with rendering down to a science. Dainty, toeless footwear.
>/aco/ foot fetish
Absolutely fucking filthy, wrinkly ass feet with obscene details that make all but the most unabashed mental cavemen dry-heave in gut-wrenching disgust. Foreverially delitzed af.

>/h/ vore
Cute girls being digested in writhing tentacle pits while also being impregnated and possibly corrupted to lure in other cute girls. Fucking based.
/aco/ vore
Had to buttchug an entire bottle of Gravol just thinking about it. Beyond disgusting. Horrific nostrils and laugh lines on all the girls. Zero creativity as well. Always, without question, features the vorer spouting some retarded pun in a badly positioned speech bubble.

>/h/ loli
Cute xx-year old *****-schooled girls being devastated by fat, ugly old bastards the likes of which the backstreets of Tokyo has never seen. Constant innovation, and the bleeding edge of the genre.
>/aco/ lolita
Literal childporn. America is fucking doomed.

>Wrong.
t.drooling retard
>Wow, that's it? Abortion? America produces documentaries on how great Abortion is, and the best you can come up with is some abortion porn?
care to link me some porn in the west where a baby is literally aborted using a dick?
I find it hilarious you're just kinda hand waving that away.
and since abortion is widely practiced in japan too just without some mythical meme documentaries I fail to see how the west is somehow MORE degenerate

>Having a degenerate fetish in my home is different from having one on the neighbor's lawn.
>it's mroe degenerate because it's in my country
fucking retard

>It's interesting to me how you're digging up all this weird shit as a defense to open fetishes in Japan.
Interior Semiotics is an old, old, old, old meme. It's from 2010 at the latest.
It was basically one of the first pictures emerging on the internet that the West was culturally fucked. Their 'high art' was a woman jamming spaghettios up her cooch, and when anyone pointed this out they were called 'bigoted' for not letting this woman express herself.

In fact, the reason it even came up on Yea Forums in the first place is because it was a snapshot on how the West's entertainment would eventually turn into disgusting trite fueled by the pseudo-intellectual musings as its modern art.

Well, sure showed us, didn't you western games industry? how many GOTY awards did Gone Home win, again?

Gone Home is basically the video game equivalent of making your final art project a can of spaghettios that you cam up your cooch. In which all the great elites spend fucking years of their lives trying to mentally backflip to justify as being the greatest work of art man has ever known.

It's interesting how no one sees this pattern in western entertainment. Sony censoring only Japanese games.Degenerates worshiping western game studios for brazingly shoving their sexual fetishes into games. Modern games basically becoming vehicles for the politics of the richest people on Earth. No one puts this together and realizes "Wow, letting Sony of America have control of Japan's games is an incredibly stupid thing to do."

I should also add that is not in fact it, I could go all day bringing up fucked up nip shit.

care for two stories about Christopher Robin being molested and fucked by his father and his dads buddies and the hundred acre wood functioning as his escapism while being raped?

Except it's objectively wrong, though. Are you actually a retarded wojack IRL? Because you seem like one.
>care to link me some porn in the west where a baby is literally aborted using a dick?
Here's a whole documentary on a woman performing a coat-hangar abortion
imdb.com/title/tt1833212/

And, unlike your porn, which is likely kept as a closely guarded secret by some fetishists, this one is actively fucking praised and shown inside of schools.

Because that's just how fucked we are, and it's so normal that no one thinks twice about it.

I wish there was a game where you shoved spaghetti up your pussy

Don't worry! Given a few more years I'm sure this will be GOTY!

>Here's a whole documentary on a woman performing a coat-hangar abortion
I'm pretty sure documenting an abortion is slightly different than including it in fucking porn.
>which is likely kept as a closely guarded secret by some fetishists
no? you don't even realize the abortion is included until like the last 4 pages, until then it's just one of a billion mind break doujins.
also in japan until recently you could buy porn comics in convenience stores (only being curtailed because of olympics), most of this shit is available easily online, and comiket, where most of these doujins are sold, is a huge event in japan.

also the reason why the nips aren't making videos saying abortion is good and pushing it is because it's a literal nonissue there, there is no prolife movement in japan.

shut the fuck up nigger

>being devastated by fat, ugly old bastards the likes of which the backstreets of Tokyo has never seen
This is the wors part. loli x fit guys is the most patrician otp

>also in japan until recently you could buy porn comics in convenience stores
How is that different from buying playboy or dozens different magazines in convenience stores in the west? Also you keep arguing draw porn vs real porn only west basedboy cucks could come up with such shit like blacked lmao.

This unironically used to be a favorite of mine.

>How is that different from buying playboy or dozens different magazines in convenience stores in the west?
I have never actually seen any form of pornographic magazine offered in a convenience store here
>Also you keep arguing draw porn vs real porn only west basedboy cucks could come up with such shit like blacked lmao.
what?
the other dude keeps bringing up other artists shit like abortion documentaries, he's yet to show me any western porn on the level of drawn shit.

also blacked shit is a thing in nip porn too, though not nearly as huge.ironically you'll see black actors but never any white actors and one plausible reason is the latter hits too close to home

Ah, a man of powerful taste, as myself.

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Since theres a lot of weebs here, whats a good anime to watch? I just finished Kaiji Season 2 after it being recommended on Yea Forums

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>butterfry

There I posted it

Then post so called real abortion porn you've mentioned. If you want to argue drawn vs drawn then oh boy oh boy I have some bad news for you. Just click western tag on exhentai and watch all that furry shit. Abortion by fucking looks like a vanilla porn next to what furries draw.

shut the fuck up nigger

>a lot of weebs
go back to гeddit, nigger
>whats a good anime to watch?
golden kamuy, karakuri circus and thunderbolt fantasy

>Then post so called real abortion porn you've mentioned.
>real
I explicitly said it was a doujin? unless you misread where I asked the other guy to find western porn that included abortion
>I have some bad news for you. Just click western tag on exhentai and watch all that furry shit. Abortion by fucking looks like a vanilla porn next to what furries draw.
furry shit is fucked up but none of it holds a candle to some of the fucked up shit I've seen from the nips.
I mean someone actually made a doujin about junko furuta

>furry shit is fucked up but none of it holds a candle to some of the fucked up shit I've seen from the nips.
Ah I understand now you're just an animal fucker. Only a furfag would say that.

>Ah I understand now you're just an animal fucker. Only a furfag would say that.
considering you claim to know how fucked up furry porn is wouldn't that make you a furry?
(for the record I fap to almost anything)

but seriously I can't think of any western drawn porn that turned an infamous real life case into porn, especially the level of fucked up that junko furuta was

Source?

As a /fit/izen it's my duty to protect lolis from bald fat men.

BASED

I enjoyed both games.

>cant go to tv cause i havent seen endgame
>still get my daily sneed fixes

thanks user

your efforts are futile, they were made for bald fat cocks

Wait are these traps or flat girls?

Cringe, yet redpilled

>artist does shota
>indistinguishable until you spot the cock
>cannot get erect looking at any of his art knowing this

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IMAGINE BEING SO FAT

Imagine looking at computer and only seeing food

>made for bald fat cocks
I'd hope the cock is bald. Who wants a hairy headed cock? And women always go off about how girth is what matters.

>golden kamuy
almost done with 1st ep. I was so excited at first, thought it was gonna be about WW2. But its just another man wants to fuck a loli and steal gold cartoon.

>user has a stroke

I think it's making fun of the fact that far-right ideologies are often made up of fringe internet subcultures and the joke is that the FBI agent is becoming a weeaboo trap in order to fit in.

his art is too western/realistic for me
it's fucking disgusting

he's talking about this meme, if it clears up his post

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>But its just another man wants to fuck a loli and steal gold cartoon.

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lolis you retard

Are there any non overthetop WW2 animes or historical ones? The little loli was gonna fight a bear with a pocket knife. Im not a big fan so far.

I audibly laughed at 1 in the morning alone at this. I'm going to bed.

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it IS historical though
several opposing parties want that gold to fuel another war, revive the government or just to keep it for themselves and there's a fuckton of intrigue
author has done a fuckton of research

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>mfw he still feels the need for sneed

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tony stark dies and captain america wields thors hammer

Explain

alright, youve convinced me. I was iffy about kaiji too, but enjoyed its absurd level of drama

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The hat made me think it was jojo for a moment and then I was disappointed.

the kid on the right makes me think this was ironic

>using a meme from 8+ years ago
S T O P

NEDM

Intel Management Engine.

Watch Youjo Senki. Just finished it and it was surprisingly great.

They look nothing like lolis with those manfaces.

SOURCE?

They actually did do a JJBA reference with the hat guy in one of the chapters.

>created by ghosts
>travels through time
>Sin=Satan
Wow, to think there are people this stupid out there, and they are creating comics.

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>any company using memes

>Being ironic doesn't make you funny
It does if you're being ironic in your use of irony.

>its another Dobson thread
I'm starting to think that Yea Forums actually likes him.

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At the end of some Kaiji episodes she reads quotes from previous episodes.

I'm glad the children I work with aren't anywhere near this slutty.

I bet you think we like fucking B^U too

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We like hating him, it's a pretty different concept.

>porn, hookers, and hentai are failing

k

>We make daily threads about him and mention him even in various actual vidya threads haha
Sure thing.

Horrible Tans desu.

>Dobson sjw

Dobson's only claim to justice is his morbidly obese asscheeks

yeah nah.
trannies almost puffy bulges for me tho

Well yeah he's so pathetic it makes everyone feel better, doesn't mean Yea Forums actually thinks his opnions/art are any good.

The faces are so fucking punchable it makes me angry

Why's this faggot make himself a bear again?

Because people kept asking why his comic avatar had hair when he was clearly bald.

There was an article a few months back detailing it happening to facebook moderators. When working long hours and basically isolated to those kinds of far-right memes, it drives them crazy to a point of seeing it as normal.
But could be more correct on the comic.

What about going into the woods away from civilization? You can't fast travel there either.

I feel disgusted having clicked that.
And the art looks like wikihow wtf.

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Hot Coffee seriously screwed over Rockstar. Thanks Hillary Clinton. From wikipedia:
>"The day after the rating change, several North American chain stores, and IEMA retailers, which accounted for every major retailer in the United States and approximately 85% of the game's market in the country, removed the PC and console versions of the game from their store shelves."

>you can't fast travel in real life

Changing the size of models in games without mentioning it in the patch notes is a thing though. See orc shoulder pad nerf in WoW.

What exactly is up with the crossed out Nester only to be replaced with the same Name?

Kaiji is great.
Watch Parasyte.

ok but did you write a fucking compiler

I wonder if we could pressure companies into changing the default to male voice based on some silly bullshit about women assistants adhering to "dangerous gender stereotypes".

Howard and Nester wasn't something Dobson came up with.

VERSUS

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How the fuck can Intel compete?

Those are some really hot procs those girls are holding.

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>girls

>7th graders
>lolis

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That's about the original Lolita's age, not your toddlercon hentai.

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I could never socialise if I wasn't ironic about everything. No one is funny anymore it's all just shitty meme culture.

I don't even know what game he's supposed to be playing that has lives and requires both thumbs on the analog sticks

Is that Gwenpool?

To be honest when you are faced continuously with the fact that 13% of the population commits 50% of the crime, at some point you start realizing something is wrong

Can't believe AMD actually, unironically, knows what gamers want

well then ugly seems to sell noticeably worse

People keep reiterating that stat like it means anything.
When you realize that there are more hispanics below the poverty line than blacks, and twice as many whites below the poverty line than them as well, then it begins to hit harder.

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Game arbitrary punishes you for doing nothing wrong

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I fondly remember buying and playing the great game that was Dragon's Crown.
No fucking idea what that gray character is from or what "Remember Me" is.
What point is this comic trying to prove?

Also DC actually had sincere body diversity done right.
Supermodel sorceress, bodybuilder amazon and petite elf.
>b... but they all have pretty faces!

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can someone edit this to make Dobson stick to the guy's ass instead?

>get on a bus
>go to sleep
>???

>its another Dobson thread
>I'm starting to think that Yea Forums actually likes him.

It's called Stockholm syndrome

You are the enemy, you will never be alone.

>Get in Uber
>Fall asleep
>Cunt has to wake you up to get you out of her shitheap car
Sorry I just can't be positive unless we are talking STDs

Underrated song and band.

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its actually super easy to test damage numbers

>he believes that trannyera kike that's in a subversion group living in japan
I can't believe how deluded some people are, how do you even get to this point in life

this, at least sex on games doesnt sell since only incels want it in their games and they pirate anyway