>putting AT mines infront of enemy vehicles in their spawn
>the instant they move they get blown up
>my shit eating grin every time
what were some asshole moves you did/do in battlefield?
>putting AT mines infront of enemy vehicles in their spawn
>the instant they move they get blown up
>my shit eating grin every time
what were some asshole moves you did/do in battlefield?
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Harass jets constantly throughout the game with AA vehicles and never stop no matter how many times they kill me.
>Some of them just resort to trying to akbar me but fail
Put mines/C4 on buggies and have friend #1 drive it into tanks while friend #2 and I sat in the hills and watched.
Also jet jamming anyone who did nothing but sit in jets/helis all game
>launching MRAP/LAV on the highest building(s)
>get an entire squad and fuck around with both air whores and infantry ants and tanks on the ground
God C4 buggies was the funniest shit to do.
camping that tall building in oman with a M98B sniper
>hide spawn beacon
>tfw picking of jet fags
>Asshole moves
I revived people in Metro
You monster
>steal enemy's helicopter
Never got tired of this
MAV elevatoring to the tallest buildings in 3
glitching in walls in 2142
even using the M2CG in BC2 at all
ucavs in BF4
Commando'd the airfield on Wake Island
Suicide bombing never got old for me
Playing as a 3-4 man squad that has one main imperative: if there’s a helicopter or jet in the sky, it will be shot down. Heli/jet autists are used to the usual situation where there’s just one or two guys hunting them down (and that they know how to deal with), but more than that? They’re fucked.
Still get a laugh remembering all those angry ”NOOBS LEARN TO PLAY FUCK YOU” messages from pissed off pilots who can’t stand someone denying them their 70-0 rounds.
>tfw shooting down choppers with unguided RPGs in BF3/BF4
so satisfying
My favorite one is when one helicopter sperg called me dishonorable for shooting his chopper down with RPG. What the fuck would be honorable way to deal with the situation then? Standing in the open to pad his KDR?
Well I sometimes smoke my own team to let the opponents get out of their base during rape, but is it not justified?
I'd be driving a scout car, then I'd go really fast towards the back of an enemy tank and bail out right before impact, letting the car continue on fast enough to explode against the tank and do damage. However, I wouldn't always remember to tell the guy in the passenger seat to bail out when I did.
war is hell
>jihad jeeps
>driving into enemy spawn and stealing their chopper
>paddling the enemy
>jumping out of vehicles so they run over teammates
>pick the .50 cal sniper in Battlefield 2
>sneak to enemy airfield and go prone some way along the runway
>jet queuers won’t notice anyway because their senses are 100% focused on the space where jet spawns
>jet spawns
>some ”lucky” guy manages to jump in
>he begins to speed along the runway
>but you pop him right through thw cockpit glass before his wheels get off the ground
DENIED
pls tell me you play rs2
>Grab LMG
>Slap decent scope and a bipod on it
>Become sniper with 200 rounds
>Go lie down in the sniper nest and out shoot everyone
>Run away after attracting to much attention as the nest gets blown to shit
Alternatively
>Go engie
>Grab support bro
>Get as close to enemy jet spawn as possible
>Bully jet fags with lock on missiles as they try to take off
In BC2, me and my friends used to make huge piles of c4, then drive over the pile in a quad and detonate, launching ourselves into the stratosphere and across the map.
>running to cover
>see enemy at the last second
>pretend I didn't see him and continue into cover at an angle that implies I'm running past it.
>Immediately double back
This isn't really that dickish I guess
>Be Tonk
>Sit on hill
>Watch
>See enemy
>Remain still
>Enemy ADS to look at the tank
>Remain still but ready to reverse if a rocket comes
>Enemy satisfied tank is unoccupied and starts to run
>Now I shoot
>take down enemy jet
>jump into enemy team's jet spawn and fly away with theirs
>enemy team gets no jets for the rest of the game as long as you don't fuck up
Stealing the LAV on Siene Crossing was a guaranteed 60+ kill streak too.
I was also in the top 5 for defibrillator and smoke grenade kills because I would bully recons.
>camper in building
>his feet poke through the wall
>shotgun his feet and watch him die like a bitch
I enjoy killing enemy players by using the blowtorch to burn them to death either directly or with the EOD bot.
Why are jet fags universally insufferable?
Not to toot my own horn but I was a dumb firing god. I knew how to aim and predict and loved to see chopper and jet babies cry that my accuracy is too good and that I’m aimbotting.
It was the best on Battlefield 2. I remember loving it on the 360 with what was that map called, Backstab? And going out of my way on the US team to grab a humvee, toss a bunch of C4s, and go all the way to second closest flag to the MEU team's home base then hide and blow up a van filled with three or four of the enemy team to get the flag neutralization bonus points over and over. Best times.
Is Battlefield V worth $25? Is it more alive on PC than on consoles?
>BF2
>camp just outside enemy base in bushes as spec op
>sneak and C4 a helicopter
>wait for someone to get in and get off the ground
>blow them up
>repeat until caught
Cant believe they had the nerve to get mad at me
Suicide bomb my jet into enemy vehicles tanks, helis, other jets were all targets
>camp outside base/flag
>sneak and use C4s
Are you me?
I'd rather pay $60 for Nu Front 2 EA then $10 for BFV.
Obviously not, we're two different people
Best and HIGH IQ way to play as Spec-Ops class was not to take the game seriously and just enrage enemy players as much as possible with knife or C4 kills.
>whatever map there is
>go out of my way to find snipers camping
>run them over
>blow them up
>knife them
>get into their base and basically blow anyone up from the most likely taken paths to take to the flags in Conquest mode
>end up having a full team in the transport heli and little bird always trying to gun me down
It was the fucking best
>BF2
>get jeep
>drive it at team mate
>bail
>they get killed
>its not a TK
or
>someone is taking off in jet
>let them run me over
>its a TK
>they get kicked
>drive it at a teammate
>bail
>they get killed
>its not a TK
That's fair. Why should you be punished for a vehicle with momentum running someone over?
>bf3
>canals conquest/rush (i forget which)
>just unlocked 3rd tank seat for laser designator
>combo w/ guided tank shell to blow up every single vehicle coming off the spawn carrier
>nobody has ecm unlocked to counter it
was fun
i miss it so much
fuck ea for not supporting it officially
>camp
Scrub ass nigga
>take our helicopter to enemy side
>try to make a quick non damaging landing
>run away
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>high up in the sky
>trigger c4
>triple kill
the most asshole thing you can do in battlefield is get so good at flying jets and helis that you are unkillable and dominate the entire map by yourself and then steal the enemy's jet/attack heli to cement their disadvantage
>tank flying
>sniping jet pilots out of the sky
>using tanks to shoot jets out of the sky
>trying to line up an RPG with a jet or heli
>Bomb defusal robot kills
>C4 buggies
God do I miss BF3. It was the perfect mix of buggy bullshit, team work, customizable soldiers, and sandbox physics.
Drop a car on a sniper in BF2.
>sneak far behind enemy lines past enemy spawn as recon on Metro while the rest of the team is grinding on the subway stairs
>Set up squad spawn point in building that you need to go through a jumping puzzle to reach
>have a near permenant ability to flank the ability back to their first capture point
>Run a continuous guerrila style campaign on enemy flanks with squadmates for the rest of the game
Good times desu
There were some pretty silly moments in that game.
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I liked being able to sneak up on camping snipers with the bomb defusal bot for maximum hilarity.
Most of them wouldn't even be mad, they would just go "you know what, I'm actually impressed"
I hope the rumors of a BC3 is true and that is why BFV is so barebones because the real focus is there.
>jihad jeep in BF3
>pancaking with choppers in BF4
>Ramming with C4 while playing hotwire in Hardline
Modern Battlefields are so sanitized, no more room for shenanigans when you can't even pick your vehicle without getting lucky. Chrissakes you can't even curse in the chat anymore.
What other games let me deepstrike onto people?
>bf1
>don't even bother with the main gun on tanks and just act as a mobile machine gun nest
It's hilariously effective at times.
>tfw roadkilling people by belly skimming in a jet in BF3
>Spend the entire match griefing hillcamping wookies who think the top of the biggest cliff on the map is a good place to hide
>sit in uncap as recon
>pulling MAV and parking it at the height ceiling
>popping every dumb nigger on the map trying to set up a jihad jeep or place mines
The best part is everyone in the game was too stupid to figure out so I would kill the same idiot 10+ times doing the same thing before they gave up.
In operation metro, at the entrance to the underground tunnel there's a long narrow shaft on the right. I would plant c4 at each side of the wall at the entrance and camp at the end of the shaft, lying down prone with an LMG with bipod. So easy to kill people.
Also I spammed MAV killing before it was patched out, I remember going 31-1 in a game solely by crashing into people with the MAV. On Tehran highway, the highway is out of bounds but I used to use the MAV elevator glitch to get up there and snipe unsuspecting people.
I so dearly miss 2142. Fuck the Revive team for getting cold feet. Faggots.
BF2 and 2142 prime days was so good. But maybe it's a good thing I'll never replay it, so it will only exist in my memories.
Does BF3 have an AI mod?
maybe if they made a frostbite game better than the refractor games then people wouldnt be pining for them
Teamkilling by driving full speed at an ally in the jeep, then bailing out and letting it run them over.