Dirty Smelly Fat Gamers

Last thing I ever bought was a used ps3 controller. Never ever again

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Good fucking lord. That reminds me of something though

>going out yardsaling one summer
>looking through some used games
>about to buy AC Unity for 10 bucks since I'd always meant to buy a copy
>dude asks if I'd be willing to pay 15
>sure man
>take it home & let it download overnight
>come downstairs the next day to load it up
>crashes during the 2nd chapter at the same sequence
>realize I got scammed and they sold me a game they knew didn't even work

Absolute bastards. It's shit like this that made me stop wanting to be a nice person.

It was a system with two controllers for $140

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I fucking love this gif

>Reading comprehension

>don't examine the merchandise before purchasing
>get fucked
learn from this

Never ever buy used controllers. I have never purchased one that wasn't a giant piece of shit.

I knew it was disgusting but I knew it worked and was a really good deal. I considered selling the two controllers and buying a brand new one, but I can't smell it unless I give it a sniff/I like the classic PlayStation edition controller.

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I don't get how it fucking reeks, I'm a smoker but my controller's in the same shape it was when I bought it, they're fucking expensive. I could buy 3 cartons for the price of 1 controller

Very impressive clean job. I wish I knew how to keep my controllers that pretty.

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Reminded me
>Those nasty used controllers gamestop has, fermenting in the plastic bags

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disassemble it again and spray the shell with one of those enzyme cleaners meant for dog shit, then leave it on there for like 30 minutes

I'll do that normally I just use soapy water and magic erase markers.

Ever since I discovered you can use a PS4 controller on practically every PS3 game, my PS3 sessions have been one thousand percent better.

I used to think I should hunt down used PS3 controllers still in good shape, but now all I want to do is buy every new PS4 controller I can while they're still being made. I'm putting money I used to put aside for games entirely into a PS4 controller budget. I may not buy another game for 6 months because that's how important I feel it is.

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Yeah but ps4 controller on ps3 doesnt use the vibration which I'm very autistic about. Games like devil may cry 1 feel way too off without feeling the heavy swings

Take every plastic part and let them soak in dish soap. I use dawn, don't know if other soaps work better or worse. Scrub them hard and rinse them a couple of times, cleans the smell right off. Shame you can't do that with the pcb, but it definitely cuts back on the stench.

That's true, you do lose the vibration. I know dude, I like that too, and I do miss it when playing with a PS4 controller.

lol I work at gamestop. I just spray them with goo gone and throw them in the bag, then they have that citrus smell.

Hook a brother up with some sweet deals yo. Lemme get that 2 for 1 deal on used games.

So far I have gotten lucky buying from eBay. I still clean the hardware when it arrives. Other than that most people aren't really autistic when it comes to their hardware, they mostly take care of it. Why would you accept a fat person, someone who is already lazy to take care of their own body, be able to also take care of his surrounding or the things he owns.

Damn that's pretty bad. I flip shit on eBay and while I don't go overboard with cleaning controllers, I at least make sure they're not tar and feathered with Coke fizz and pet hair before I list.

Rubbing alcohol and a toothbrush. Go fucking crazy with those, then wipe with a paper towel, then go crazy with them again, then wipe with paper towel again.

might as well just paint a black controller gray

more germs on d-pad than toilet. fact. broke every second hand ps2 d-pad i got open to de-chese. pretty convinced they were the best d-pads ever but wireless gameware took that place. i like my stuff so i keep kleen. arrangement wise my room is a shit hole.

The Dualshock has always been shit. I dont know why Sony kept the design for THREE gens.

>I don't get how it fucking reeks, I'm a smoker
No wonder you don't see the problem. Kys subhuman

>Kys subhuman
He already is

Bro jist wear ypur under wear for a week and stick in there. Over power it with your own smell then once it smells like rank you slather lemon juice all over it.

Holy fucking shit, reading comprehension you stupid nigger.

Kek the first used switch I got from gs had a hint of dirty booty to it with some smudges on it I returned that mf and got a way nicer one with a screen protector and was like new, return it

>buying used hardware
You can only blame yourself for being retarded

The DS4 is so much better and makes every game better to play.

>using a used controller
fucking disgusting user, buy a new one

>buying an used PS4

a-user... that controller was used to dialate!

damn you're fucking stupid, europoor

Hell i would believe it.

Bait but holy fucking shit. Youre one stupid ass mongoloid nigger. The console cost 140 not the actual controller.

>I want to do is buy every new PS4 controller
Why do this, do they last you only a week? Or are you collecting different colors?

get on my level scrub

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Unless you want it to dissolve or warp the plastic use water and vinegar. Preferably apple cider vinegar. Dont soak it overnight in chemicals.

>im a smoker
> this shit doesnt smell bad

Fucking smokers

>2019
>still smoking
savage

>DS2
>No Bloodborne
why is he proud when he is should feeling shame

at least he is not a trannie to bee honest

...yet

why would he feel shame? he has immaculate taste.

>buying used

why would you ever sell a console

>11 fucking PS4 controllers
>majority hanging on wall like art
Disgusting

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>why does a hobby that works well for those who live lazy, sedentary lifestyles have so many lazy, sedentary people in it?

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imagine not owning a single good game for the Sony PlayStation 4 and uploading a picture like this

>the only weebshit he owns is Steins;Gate 0
huh