>Pass the controller bro
Pass the controller bro
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more like paws the controller
hahahahahahahah
>not Paws
One job.
NO
Imagine this rubbing your dick
Don't imagine that.
kawaii desu~~
cute toe beans
Cute
OwO
>its my turn now bro
MODS
>Pass the controller bro
Squish squish
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Pass the meat bro
It's a pacarana, they're very cute large rodents native to Los Andes, that's how they clean themselves
I dropped the controller bro, can you pick it up?
>The pacarana has a chunky body and is large for a rodent, weighing up to 15 kg (33 lb) and measuring up to 79 cm
So is this a baby or what?
It's a trap! Don't pick it up! That's a compressor not a controller!
NO
How does it know to wash like a human?
Give me some of that gamer fuel bro.
>communism
They can get very big, yes
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cute
Not in my home...not in my home.
heres ur controller bro
sure let me just paws the game
What a cutie biggus nurat
More like how do we know to wash like a Pacarana?
It's covered in a soap and it's itching terribly. Animal abuse.
I think someone pointed out that he's covered in poison. Poor guy.
FUCK NO
Blimey that's a beaut
>soap
semen
Imagine this rubbing your balls. And then the claws suddenly come out.
based
Fuck off I ain't died yet
>getting home after bumping into a Smash player on the bus
Why was he recording?
Diphenandione
Not even once.
Holy SHIT user! That's a riot!
Source?
I ain't openin' that shit
PASS THE CONTROL DEVICE, HUMAN
Based.
>he doesn't own the Compressor peripheral for Car Mechanic Simulator 2018
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
Trudeau legalized it in canada and it feels great
dashcam footage he zoomed in with in post
I'm not really a violent person but I'd like to smash a cat's skull at least once in my life. Or maybe a squirrel or a snake or some other small animal. Anything but a dog. Is this a normal urge to have? I only want to do it once. Where do I fall on the alignment chart?
Where's the controller bro?
not on your life, fleabag
based
no, you are just as mentally ill as trannies
and just as them you should kill yourself
>I'm not a violent person
Neutral. Killing is normal part of life.
I kind of have...
Kill a snake, all the others are too based
There were no survivors
Like a live one or a dead one?
>Auschwitz, 1943
>It's my turn to play
>Is this a normal urge to have?
No, the only urge you should have is killing yourself
>did I leave the controller in here, bro?
Imagine this rubbing your dick.
PAIN TO THE MAX
Yes, please.
holy shit imagine being a cutcel
>mutilated dick
based hahahahahahahah poster
>paws the "joystick" bro
Lol good one :)
>A deal's a deal, user
>You gotta rub my belly!
Have, many times...
Want to marry that cat, fuck her on every surface that can hold out weight in the house...
And then raise a family with her.
MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
there is a rubber band inside
Wtf was his problem?
>[Latino Rap Bass intensifies]
>A deal's a deal, dude
>You gotta rub my belly!
based
>posted by El Ogro del Americanos
dios mio...
>Felicia gives you handjob
>Her giant fucking hands eclipse your entire dick
>gayxgay=nogay
Some of you guys are alright, don't open this image
I brought some snacks bros.
You fucking faggot
God damn it
pole feel happy happy feel good
Is this liberal propaganda?
I'd rather kill myself than touch that pole desu
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
how much to lick it?
>the duality of man
Hold on a sec
I'm so happy you could come over to play video games with me, user!
Reminds me of that garfield webm.
cursed image
I remember when i payed a kid 20 dollars to eat a junebug was pretty based
>tfw was laughing at this until you told me that
how do I kill myself
the jungian thing?
>its better if you let the children play user
dumbo doggo deserved it
>railroaded content
wow, nature is brutal
AYY LMAO
haha based
Poke Poke
wtf is that
WATCH ME SWOOCE RIGHT IN
Commander, we have a problem
ayy
>game has dinosaurs
Owls
Looks like owls, are you retarded?
those are some fucked up looking owls man
That can't possible be a baby dinosaur. They went extinct before mankind evolved
>Gee user I sure do love hanging out with you
>But what's that pamphlet in your pocket about a laughter house? Some sort of comedy special?
They are NOT owl
Do NOT beLIEve what the masses tell you
QUESTion EVERy thing
kek
based! I really kekked over this post! Epic for the win, good sir!
fpbp
That's no dinosaur, that's a man!
KINGSEEKER
Yes
idk user
looked pretty real to me
>I'll be your dinner tonight user
>this thread
Wh*te bois will never know her feel
whats wrong with this fucking cat?
Mr. Pibbies wouldn't harm a fly!
>white """people"""
Okay.
Huge paws perfect for handholding
>The owls are not what they seem.
I finally understand now.
There's actually a term for this feeling. It's called cute aggression.
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You would need like a 10 inch dick for her not complete encapsulate it in her palm
>owls are actually aliums
>dogfags
It's normal to imagine things like that but not have an actual urge to do it, and have it on your bucket list.
>en.wikipedia.org
Why does this exist
>Looks like you dropped your grenade user, don't worry I'll pick it up for you
Das right fool
No, anime girls are actually aliens. Owls are posers.
lewd bitch
based and pawpilled
comfy saturday night thread
i love you guys
upvoted all your posts
have a nice weekend before work begins
BEANS!!!
They're babies
Sure. Let me just paws the game first.
Thread reminder that Vivi will rejoin the crew and get the Nikyu fruit
Honestly, i'm impress you go brutha
HeeLLooooo fellow aminal enthusiasts. What doo you think of my large bird pet?
stop
Hardly. White people are the least likely to commit animal abuse of any race on the planet. Yes, there are outliers, but brown and asian people do it a hell of a lot more.
White people, by and large, are way too into anthropomorphising animals and applying human traits to them that aren't there, while other races never lose sight of the fact that those are animals.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>game has a grooming mechanic
when will they learn?
Your time is over old man.
>shiny pokemon
What a chad.
Kangz
whitey cute that way
>tripfag.webm
People say that looking at my hand makes their hand hurt.
X3
based joke user
that bird looks like an egyptian prince adorned with a golden headhat... thing.
ow what the fuck
>We're all ears user
do it with a bunny
and cook it
fat ass retard eats the whole thing
AQUA CHUNGUS
Delusional
someone post the bird with the big bedroom eyes
Beans!
god damn look at that nigga
how can the other birds even compete?
Wut
what the hells is this animal
and no, im not talking about the swan
That's cute
this nigga buff af
Shoebill.
that's a fucking dinosaur
haven't paid attention to one piece since the near-end of the big mom chapter, what's going on with it now? did carrot join the crew?
That bird hasn't even heard of legday.
my wife
>Shoebills can get swans to fuck off
I love these old fuckers
Don't open this image, a dude fucking dies in it
The brain is the most important muscle and his is HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE
I've must have seen this a hundred times and I still flinch and get cold sweats watching this.
Based Full Metal Jacket poster.
I want that paw to slap me in the face
Please tell me that polar bear is taking the baby seal back to it's momma
Yeah sure.
The last thing you see before a probe gets put in your ass
>a fucking vulture
Humans literally keep everything as pets kek
I think your dog is overweight user
>You really think you could hide the controller from me that easily bro?
Why are large rodents so damn cute?
There's a UFO story called the Kelly Hopkinsville encounter. My brother says they were just drunk rednecks shooting at owls. Fuck him. They were aliens.
Quack quack.
>tfw you will never be as happy as that hamster is
hedgehog, you retard.
that's a guinea pig dipshit
FIRST CYBERPUNK 2077 AND NOW SCORN IS RUINED WITH SUNFAGGOTRY TOO
WHY ARE THEY DOING IT TO US BROS
That's not a hunt that's grabbing a snack out of the refrigerator.
>You'll never go on an adventure with your comrades on an alligator mount
that backround looks really fake
>Look who got out of his cave
>it is momma
no it is baby
Wtf they are THAT fast??????
>and lo did user, whilst browsing an erstwhile thread on 4channel, suddenly find himself in 2005
Oh man, I need to invent Facebook while everyone is still using Myspace.
CAN'T A GUY GET SOME PRIVACY?
HMM-HMMMM-HMMM
they fast
Birds can't digest bread, stop doing this.
Check out my new dog guys
They look just like us!
bruh what the fuck
holy fuck LMAO
>this is no place for you little seal
>i'll take you to the water
post discord
wtf should I feed the magpies then?
nice try pitbull
i never really thought about it but how do they get these insane camera angles which such good quality
I thought these things were almost extinct? What the fuck is one doing in the middle of a park
I once slipped on a rug and fell on top of one of my kittens, I watched as he spiraled on the floor spitting blood everywhere
I also had to put down one of my grandpa's chickens since he got attacked by something in the night and was slowly dying.
So that's what Tone-Loc is up to now a days.
Komodo Island recently closed off to tourist because people keep stealing dragons.
Holy kek i forgot about this one
Things that birds actually eat. Seeds, insects, other birds.
I think your dog has autism, you might want to get him tested.
what's going on with those ants, are they at war?
we live in a society
The power of looking angry as fuck.
>everyone turning back when they start fucking
What a bunch of faggots, literally the kaiju porn of the century
It feels like Mecca sees more pilgrimages each and every year.
I love how it just smacks its face into the snow.
Birds are so cute, but they make me nervous. It's like their faces were made for poking eyes out.
...
They're not THAT fast, but they don't need to be. They just need to be fast enough to follow you for the 3 hours or so it takes to go into septic shock
>Go Go Go Go Go
because they were.
>has a collar
Well fuck. RIP doggo
>Seeds
is unsweetened porridge mix okay then? its literally just barley & oats with dried fruit
Peanuts. Crows at least go fucking mental for peanuts.
The big spider dead or something?
>steal the animal covered in unknown bacteria that can kill you with a single scratch and the only cure is amputation
smart idea
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pats and faps
Fuck man polar bears are terrifying. If you ever see one even a couple miles away on the other side of the lake, you're still dead.
>that old woman at the park with a bag of centipedes scattering handfuls of centipedes for the birds
that's a lot less charming.
People is pretty dumb.
Ducks are such horny fuckers that im still believing that those bastards are just the result of having nothing to fuck but a beaver
what the holy fucking shit
this grossed me out at first but now I find it extremely aesthetic
post uma delicia
>they will literally keep doing this until they all die
I mean, we eat cows, and they are cute too, as can be seen here
>not stayinalive.webm
you disappoint me, Garrosh
>Payfags
>claw grip
literally more scary than aliens
Why am I turned on
>What are some games where the bad guy wins?
That bird must have spent a fortune on the games cosmetic shop
Cute
i do this with my cat
Quite the knee slapper
literal months of footage taken with a billion hidden cameras, waiting for it to happen
that and drones
not really.. they are baby owls. You're basically seeing them before they develop their poofy feathers.
trex thighs awaken something inside me
>australium black box soldier asking for heals
hmmmmmmmm i wanna fuck that dinosaur
wtf
Those freaks are not only mammals, but they also lay eggs. What else are you supposed to make of it?
based
>Peanuts
but salt
ripley
Dead bird
They had like 10 chapters about the reverie; the four bigwig dudes are revealed to be subservient to some shadowy figure named Imu, who has a giant straw hat in a freezer somewhere for some reason
All of the girls that are thirsty for Luffy's dick (Vivi, Rebecca, Shirahoshi, etc.) happened to meet and squee'd in a corner with Dalton about how COOL Luffy is, while Wapol was ignored by all.
Everyone is in notJapan. I won't go into detail here, because ymmv on it. But, no, Carrot has not joined, and is in some abandoned village with Wanda, Inuarashi and the rest of the Minks hiding out and stockpiling shit for the big Strawhat/Heart Pirates/Mink/ Samurai alliance attack... for now.
Oh and Luffy tried to solo Kaido, got beat, and is in jail getting stupid strong because Kaido's goons are fucking retarded. And an amnesiac Big Mom is on the way, along with Chopper, Momonosuke, and new loli to bust him out.
Also Caribou has reappeared and Luffy's agreed to help him escape on their ship.
Here's a map. Not exactly up-to-date, but hey.
jesus the fuckin shoebill looks like he's doing some dinosaur shit
whatever animal feeds what is on that pole must be its lucky day
GOZILLA
Woah cool how that large spider casts no shadow
I wish I had a pet toucan, trained to peck faggots
absolute unit
kek, looks like a disney villain
so graceful
>Don't choke! Don't choke! Don'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchoke ahahaha my turn bro.
Holy shit that's funny.
cool reddit meme
You can't paws a controller retard but you can use the controller to paws the game.
Make this a TV show and i'll watch it.
this is cool as fuck
earthbound isnt r*ddit, buddy
These fuckers look like living animatronic abominations.
MY FUCKING GOD DO NOT CLICK
T. Toxo
Do they dream?
Those are some big birds.
You win the Internets.
that dear is still fucked, sure it ran away but it got bit by that dragon which has toxic spit
Are there actually 2 cats in there?
>Pheasants swerve.
Its worms and pillbugs and a few millipedes they're harmless
that is a fast bird
"Pass the controller, bro. Can I use the pro-controller?"
Delete. Toe beans are not for lewd.
That's a natural part of any human's life. It's just your caveman DNA urging you to kill something. Anyone who denies feeling this urge is a blatant liar.
t. flesh golem made out of worms, pillbugs and milipedes
Why does the bird have straws in its wings
Why the fuck anyone lives in that god forsaken hellhole is one of life's greatest mysteries
Well arent you a fancy lookin fellow
no arms but climbs ladders like a pro