Playing games with gf

Me and my gf just finished the halo 1 remake on xbox and I just noticed her controller has some nail marks because she has small hands and cant really get a good grip on the controller. Does anyone make like a 3/4 size 360 controller?

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i actually bought one a while ago but it broke, it was nice even for man hands because i dont like to palm them

that's fucking gross and not normal for any size hands op
your gf has some kinda deficiency

She just gets really into it I guess
What brand?

Garcon, I would like to know if this pasta is the house specialty for tonight. Also, could you bring a bottle of red moscato?

Was she eating a coconut or something?

I tried playing mario maker with the last girl I was dating, and she got so pissed she whipped my gamepad on the floor. It was fucking weird. Why would a non gamer get that mad over some trivial game? Is that autism rage?

She got to 2 of em damnit

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No those are rubber shavings
That's how she put it down.

idk why but this got me lmao

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>I have a GF
she must be a total lardass

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user's GF is 8 years old

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What the fuck that absolutely looks like coconut

But in case it isn't, I'm sure there are analogue stick covers for the Xbox controllers
Got some for my PS4 ones (since the first batch had the rubber that would easily wear off) and the're comfy

>she has small hands and cant really get a good grip on the controller
Stop dating preschoolers.

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yo you got coconut on your controller

how tiny is your gf? my 4'11 gf uses an xbox controller just fine

All my controllers get coated in dandruff and dead skin, and I have no idea how to stop it.

>scratch controller
>make up story about gf you don't have
>post it on Yea Forums
cringe

Take a shower once in a while

>Haha guys I used a thumb tac and safety pin for my diaper to destroy multiple $60 dollar controllers just so that I could pretend to have a gf on a Mongolian spice trading forum and receive 10 minutes of attention!

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lmao that's nothing my dude, half the keys on my keyboard are shredded from my nails.

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>red moscato
You must be over 18 to use this site.

5'6" but tiny hands haha
She held the original xbox "the Duke" and she couldn't even reach anything
K den

My hands are very smol even for a chick, I had this exact problem OP. I'm not sure what to tell you. I pretty much never get my nails done anymore because they destroy my controllers.

You can get some cheap mini controllers maybe.

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Is your """""gf"""" a cat?

nice

man that sucks also let's get married

Looking for small controllers that dont look like gay madcatz shit

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Please have sex with me.

get her a scratching post

You know that you have to type with like the bottoms side of your fingers and not mashing it like grandmas in cartoons with a 1 meter windup?

The thumbstick cover pads annoy her so that's not an option. I just think those 2 controllers are here from now on.

Why is the N key so shredde.... oooooHHHHHH

>bottom side
nigger have you ever had fingernails
Go glue some fake ones on, file em down halfway i'll let you try it easy mode.

OH NONONONO

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tits or gtfo

Fuck, found me out.
ITS JUST THE N KEY. And K and L.
W, S, and D are like worn smooth at the tops. Several letters scraped off. Spacebar kinda dented too. Come to think of it I bought this keyboard in 2011.

eyy cutie
i have a small dick that's perfect for your small hands

>all of these posters ITT pretending to be women

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right

mexican with long fake nails.

wtf

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is your gf a cat?

I’ve got some residue left on my controllers cause everyone’s hands are naturally oily, some more than others.
That shit is gross though, looks like she scraped a bunch of nail polish onto the sticks.

If you're not using the pads of your fingers for everything you're a mindless beast. Your nails shouldn't be touching anything.

I thought she was peeling

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