The last vidya character you played as is going to have sex with you
The last vidya character you played as is going to have sex with you
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Uh
Huh...
Rip and tear.
>huntress
Cool.
it's not going to be gentle
So I'm fucking my self insert?
It was a character I made in skyrim that was a self insert
Nice.
HOLY LUSTRATION
does this mean ill finally have a blood elf wife
Not exactly my type, but I'm ok with this.
I'm ok with this.
>Witcher 1 Geralt
Pretty sure he only want to have sex with his car. A sexy car, that is
It's going to be a real workout.
fuck yea
He's gonna rip my asshole to shreds
neat
my dude in stardew valley.
don't like that.
I'm fine with this.
>Bayonetta
I'll probably die.
Maki Final Fight 2
alright desu
guys help
Pichu... eheheh
Idk who that is, and I tried a Google Reverse Image Search and
>Jetstream Sam
And I was so close to having that cute innocent paladin girl I created last night.
Well call me Welsh.
But I played Lumines.
Nice.
>Zero Suit Samus
Neat.
FUCK, I knew I should have played P3P instead of FES.
I hope he's gentle.
I'm a bit conflicted.
I mean, yeah, don't mind if I do, but on the other hand, I made her. Doesn't seem right.
Fucking kekola
>Reimu
ok I can actually die happy now
It's jack-O from Guilty Gear and that search is from a twitter meme
i just did a round of darkest dungeon with my crusader dostoyevsky, highwayman burroughs, jester kafka and vestal sylvia plath
is it going to be them all? and is it going to be the authors or the darkest dungeon versions of them? when i play i like to pretend it's actually the authors
Based
Cringe
>all these fags playing as girls
I could never had sex with a character I created
It would be like having sex with your daugther
Pretty gay.
tranny
YES! Playing weebshit has finally paid off.
I am not a pedo.
I'm ok with this
William using the Maria skin.
I have mixed feelings about this.
>pokemon emerald May
Works for me.
I'm playing DOAX Binus Vacation.
>Kassandra from AC: Odyssey
Hold me Yea Forumsros.
cope
I'm ok with this
Joke's on you OP, I specifically played as several KoF girls right before posting just to thwart you.
>the guy from Dusk
HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH
put me in the screencap daddy
dilate
Stupid, sexy protagonist.
>my 99 hollowing ashen one
Fuck
>Louen
FOR THE LADY
In my defense, pic related was a gag that I had to play through in my game.
worry.jpg
>big buff arisen
Thank you.
>a xenomorph
oh shit
MY PAINIS
Oh hell... I'm not gay. Gonna need a lot of sake.
>OP sets a simple concept
>"the last vidya character you played as"
>90% of replies are ignoring the OP and just posting characters they want to fuck
Just played total war rome. So I'm gonna get gangbanged by a barbarian horde?
imagine getting assfucked by soldier while Merasmus sits in the closet jacking it
Holy Sigmar
Bless my ravaged body
It's the cutest drivatar
Not even jocking, I just finished the last of the Gerudo side quest, and haven't left the city yet... I think I could live with this.
I mean sure why not
Noice. I just hope that thing on her arm doesn't bite me.
>he doesn't play as a girl every so often in fear that the vidya threads of "you fuck the last character you played as" become reality
Also I can't remember if it was Shyguy or Isabelle for MK8 Deluxe.
>it actually works
YES
Let's hope she's used a human effigy beforehand
>Old man Ezio
I can't wait to see his hidden blade if you know what I mean
I'd bang the shit out of this retard.
> a hylotl from Starbound
everything turned out better than expected
God I wish
>Xiaoyu Ling
Nice. Hope she AoPs on my face!
she'll arrest the shit out of you
>fucking a male undead mage
Thank you to the first half and incorrect on the second half.
Wait, do I get a three way if I was playing a game like BBTag?
you first bby
Based
>Geralt
We aren't fags. We will just have a drink
diamonds
Perfect chocolate loli waifu~
>MJ in Spider-Man
As soon as control if the game went to her I turned the game off.
I didn't think the DLC would force that shit too, fuck me.
I want I do over, I was playing Sengoku Basara last night and finished using Oichi.
Thank god
>Opposite sex self-insert
Uh oh
Uh, I played Tetris...
HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER
It should be illegal to have taste this shit
Blyat
As the guy who posted the pic, Jack 'o Valentine has one of the greatest asses in vidya.
Rules are rules, gayboi, Geralt IS going to fuck you.
OP said they’re going to have sex with you whether you like it or not.
M-mommy...
well I'm not Illidan so I think I'll be fine
youtube.com
I'm gonna monado buster Shulks boipussy open and Fiora can't stop me
Open wide.
>decided not to play joker for once
Wew
>family foursome
Unholy as FUCK
Prepare you're anus
It should be illegal to be a tranny yet here you are
Er...the Dreams imp? Could be worse I guess. At least the fuzziness will feel good on my balls.
>Terraria
Baba in you
What if I was playing a city building game? how the hell does that work?
Jesus
Just did some research on her, and Ye. Her booty is great.
Ehh i'll take it
S-Source?
>jigglypuff in melee
Not that bad desu
was the sherry segment in my annual RE2 replay
can't wait to blow my load in a warm, tight, wet cunny
i'm rock hard just thinking about it
I would rather fuck that walking fleshlight desu
>non-animated gif
You fucking tease
made me chuckle
Oh god, oh no!
I just played degrees of lewdity so I'm fine because I play as a character I'd want to fuck
fuck yeah
My thin goth girl Arisen from Dragon's Dogma. I accept it, hopefully her amazon pawn joins too.
Says a lot when Mode feels that way.
thank god I saw this thread right before I opened up God Hand. that would've been awkward
You lucky bastard.
...does he even have a dick?
He's not that kinda guy!
Wish it was Huntress or Artificer instead.
"Research"?
He has two fists...
Lea!
sauce?
KIRYU-SAN PLEASE BE GENTLE
get the fuck off my Yea Forums.
>nu lara or cate archer
based
That's gonna be Ribbon for me.
>deflowering a 40 year old virgin
have fun
Not them but
saucenao is your friend
>living with Luna,
>being womanhandled by Luna
>getting roughed up and punished by Luna
>LUNA !!
Oh god please, make it true
>Zoo Tycoon 2
How's this gonna work
Well at least he looks like he's going to enjoy it.
Literally ZERO complaints
YES. YEEESSSS. YAAAAAASSSS!
Thanks, OP.
Surely you must be pretending.
>my big breasted, toned brown barbarian Exile
I refuse! I love Kass!
Reimu is a cool character and all, but I doubt either of us would be interested in that!
That's kinda gay
how much experience do you think she have?
Fucking Lizardman USUCs
Who is this semen collector?
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!
>myself in tenhou Mahjong
well, sounds about right...
Says you
I don't think she has a vagina.
>P3 protag
Pretty decent.
it's all i ever wanted
And thats why you always play as a female character
I can't even get it up to girls, though. I don't think it's possible even if I wanted to.
Either Gallade or Greninja in Pokemon Showdown last night
Whys this nosy bitch care so much?
>Queen Isabella of Spain
>has never bathed in her life
I guess. Would hope that she take a bath first though.
I can't period. Just waiting to grow the balls fo kms.
Aww man
>an attempt to make an accurate me in Dragon's Dogma
It's not gay it's masturbation
Nice
HOLY
FINNA
JACKPOT
>finished playing smash
>see this thread
i accept
Isnt she supposed to be a massive slut?
I love sluts tho.
I'm going to say the C word.
prostate orgasm but enough of that
>Female night elf hunter
I accept death by snu snu.
I know there was a reason I used this avatar.
I'm down for some Lili puss.
*Unzips*
I've been waiting for this day for too long
No, she's a massive tease.
game?
noooo
Too bad she's a fucking awful person.
>fem-kensei
based
Would service after a long day of killing entire squads of bandits & crazies
NIPPLE SALADS
>a rock from Baba is You
well fuck
RIP anons.
I fucking wish
bangalore from apex legends
probably has loads of stds like most military women
Shanoa
Vaginas are chaotic neutral.
Baba Is Succ
>my character in the stick of truth
I'm not a pedophile I swear
Lizardmen dont have penises... right?
Considering Bayonetta's character and the context of games it's a bit strange really how nonexistent sexual tension between Bayonetta and every other character in both 1 and 2 is. Might be intentional but she really displays her slutty antics only to player.
Nah.
But they have cloacae.
Did you miss every single scene involving Luka?
Sekiro, I dunno how to feel about this
Well if I was gay, he's not the first person i'd pick
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FREAKIN' IDIOTS
>Ori
Guess I'm a furry now
Nigger you mean guhuh
nice
based
>patty from tales of vesperia
b-but thats illegal
Im not gay nor a pedo
>know your meme
Actually lizards have hemipenises, so he can DP you all by himself.
if i was gay I'd be lucky but fuck
It's not illegal if she fucks you.
I mean. I'm not opposed to it but now I wish it was Meta Knight.
I won't go to jail for this right?
well at least he's kinda hot
Well, then. Time to rewrite Bandle Lore.
Well shucks.
>inkling girl
I guess I'm good? Monster girls are nice.
Thank God.
my ds3 character is pretty cute, so nice
The ash buildup on characters is so garbage in that game. I had to turn blood off in the options to get rid of that shit.
So that's what it is
I just thought I got dirty or something heh
GW2
Fine by me
I guess it could be worse.
basato andu reddupilletto
What games let you play as rand paul
I mean dude already looks feminine enough. Works for me
Nice
>ywn have mixed race mongrel children with Sheva
Aw yeah.
nice
I am absolutely okay with this
nice
nice!!
>armor king
I have no idea how to fit my penis inside a Terraria sprite
I am the (second) luckiest man alive.
I wonder how many at once
>Been replaying Bayonetta
Oh boy...
Wait, has she even ever had sex? Or is she Dante 2.0 where it's all talk, no bite.
There's implied fucking by Rodin inthe sequel.
Alright.
>A mouse
I hope for her sake she's not to scale with real ones
This thread is pretty standard shitpost fare but what's with the sissy faggot facebook shit as the OP image?
Honestly not bad.
But I was doing an Unmanned / Probe only run of Kerbal Space Program.
...
BEEP BOOP MOTHERFUCKERS
Based Transformice player.
Geralt of Rivia
What now you piece of filth
Shit.
>spooning in a comfy cabin in middle of wilderness
>DO5LR Honoka
Couldn't get any better than this
BASED
There are worse fates
>last game played was MHW
>my character is male
That was a close one, I almost got Wirriam'd.
Did the game get more sexy/lewd outfits yet? I remember they were censoring some armors that were already in-game, covering the tits and stuff.
I hope you're ready to take his huge trap cock since he's a straight
>Fucking Dante
or
>Getting fucked by Dante
What is the correct choice?
It's a threesome then
>Hat kid
This aint ok
I'm a lucky man
Both
oh fuck. i hope he popped a humanity before fucking me cause i dont think i can deal with zombie dick.
i wonder if he would like sunny d
Dante has to switch regularly to maintain his SSS rank.
Get out of here tranny
>Just finished a fight with my Cleric in D5
Nice.
WOAH
Can't wait to suck Scouts big and fat cock.
>female Qunari inquisitor
Okay sure. not what I would normally go for, but I can't be picky.
>pedo
He HAS to be legal by now, right?
Fuck
Fuck you, CR is fun.
But Nine is only for cats.
She's in a game so it counts.
>He HAS to be legal by now, right?
Only like 2-3 years have passed since KH1.
Oh boy.
Problem solved.
Aw yeah
flipping
Just like last time, I am going to fucking die.
At least he'll probably kill me quickly before raping my corpse. Small mercies.
Playing the Deux Ex Revision mod. Is CJ gonna back me up on his single big augmented fact?
fucking hell, as if i'd want this smug motherfucker near me in the first place you want me to stick his 4 inch in my ass? fuck that
huh i somehow forgot to post pic related
>KH3 Sora
Fuck my life
I would rather kill myself
cube dick?
>my ffxiv cat
Ok
I went to go play as him before clicking on this thread.
not even upset
Shadow of the colossus.
Im not a faggot tho
for me it's Acrid____
oh god.
A fit 20-something year old man with nanoaugments? Not too bad
>Geralt
Oh no
The Nigerian national football team.
The one time I get her in mystery heroes thankfully
See you in the next LiveLeak video.
Uhhhh
R.I.P ur boipussy
transformations don't count tranny
Yeah, I'm okay with this.
lucky bastard
Dear Diary: Jackpot
>XCOM
oh god oh fuck
ok retard
Newfag kek
i knew that opening that thread would be a mistake.
"good luck, i've 7000 skele-tons in your behind"
going to jail user
Shit...
Looks like I'm going to jail, boys.
Nice!
Not too bad
Based transformice player.
lmao
god yes step on me
Perfectly fine with that
wow wall looks even more depressed than in real life
I feel indifferent
>Henry from KCD
Ah fuck you OP. Could you have done this earlier when I was replaying AC5's Arcade mode and played as Mobius 1?
>Not PROMOTIONS.jpg
Whats wrong with fucking a dirty cute czech boy?
>Scout
I don't want this.
>Henry
>cute
Denser than a neutron star he is.
Great
He was 14 in KH1, 16 and 17 is legal in a lot of places, even in the US.
>my skyrim elf
i'm okay with this
>Henry
>Not a cute retard Czech mutant
Shit taste user
Uh...
ok
same
Captain Falcon
>mutant
So even you admit he's a freak.
Include me plz
I'm a lucky man
>Dante
My ovaries aren't ready
It would be as sweet as a strawberry and the cuddles afterwards would be amazing.
> tfw no Dante bf
Forever suffering.
Uh, okay. Hopefully he gets me to Confidant Rank 9 first at least.
Buttman
i..i can't fuck a tank...
But a tank can fuck YOU
Ellie in dlc, fuck yes!
I'm pretty sure GW2 would die for real overnight if they ever tried to do something like that.
All the PoF stuff is pretty conspicuously covered-up I suppose, but there's plenty of options to be had for all degrees of lewdity in the game.
Just gotta keep the mask on
Not with that attitude...
Lower your expectations
But, she's my little girl. Fathers don't do that to their daughters.
Not the worst from the series.
Dude, I had to be edgy didn’t I?
um
game?
You will be force to fuck her or you both will be killed.
>Megaman
Well, I'm shotacon now
Oh dear.
how come this thread never happens when i play a game with a girl main character
The world is trying to tell you that it better if you was gay.
Liar. Nina mains don't exist.
god yes
>Male Dwarf TechGunslinger from Arcanum
>Getting fucked by a manlet
Tekken 7
Death by degrees.
The prince from TTT
I'm okay with this
...how am i suppose to fuck THIS!?
Yeah but all people back then we're mutant freaks with horrific health problems
>Joanna Dark
Not bad.
oh god fuck yes
A-okay with me. She was cute.
OH BABY
ROCK AND STONE BROTHER
I'd rather just shoot the asshole threatening our lives over something so sick.
You think it'll be her avatar or her body? Though I guess you probably could sleep with a specially constructed hardlight avatar.
There is an actual philia of people that fuck cars, I am sure you will figure it out.
Try to find an exhaust port, or perhaps an oil fill port?
Risk of Rain 2 Huntress
This, also threads like "this game becomes your life" or "you reincarnate in the world of last game you played".
Hey pretty good. Having a succubus drain my balls is great.
FUCK
So I played a VR game where you play as yourself. So...do I just fap or?
...
Nice
>Tamaki and Misaki from venus vacation
Sweet
>some unfinished character in honey select
Shouldn't be too bad, it was about 80% done.
hmmm
cnc generals as usa airforce general,is the entire us army gonna run a train on me?
>"hello, this is covas, Your personal AI assistant. I will personally help relieve your sexual frustration by using the ship's built in fleshlight equipment and use the eroticism music inducing music soundtrack along with aromatherapy to help calm your nerves in your body as i help you release your external sperm excrement. Please relaxe as i use my enhanced updated voice modified voice to help you feel less alone in space as i use the hologram projection to simulate myself in a physical humanoid form as i sit on your lap and talk to you in a calming manner. I hope you feel better now commander."
Fuck you for making me feel even more alone in Elite Dangerous
This is no bueno
It was almost Noctis
I ESCAPED BEING GAY TODAY FAGGOTS
H-hot.
I'm just gonna imagine it's one of them.
(Wargame: Red Dragon)
fucking kek
user is chuckle
Laharl is best disgaea girl though.
Yikes, I hope the drill isnt involved
It's great that I have a thing for topping twinks but it sucks that I'm the same height as him
May holy Sigmar bless your ravaged body
gottta get that honey user
Im getting knee'd in the ass arent i
Shut the fuck up Gilgamesh!
Presidential Infinity
>Mario & Luigi
mamma mia
Garrett from Thief. I'm not gay but Stephen Russell's sexy voice might just make me
But user... She doesn't have a body. So definitely her avatar.
>MC from RJ227553
Shit its like the anime equivalent to fucking a porn star. I sure hope they don't have stds in her world because if so Im fucked.
I hope your ready for the biggest orgy in human history user.
The Polish leader from Civ 6 whose name I can't spell, I am very excited at this notion.
>femme OC city of heroes villain
oh bby
Hows them servers holding up?
constantly shitting themselves and now they've put in a log in queue
>DANTE FROM DEVIL MAY FUCKING CRY
FUCK YEAH
>sheev palpatine
ok I guess
>NBA 2K19
oh boy
female night elf rogue
If my Minecraft skin is Noire do I get her or do I get a crossdressing blocky dude?
cross dressing blocky dude