For me, it's Neptune

>Life isn't fair
You masturbate to free porn

I want to live in Uranus

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Reminder: This is the LAST planet in our solar system.
There are NO PLANETS BEYOND NEPTUNE.

“That kid” in school who like Saturn turned out to be gay

/ck/

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Fuck YOU! Buddy.

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>gas giants
just IMAGINE what could have been

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for me, it's you're anus

For me, it’s Earth!

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unless he's british

Don't bully Pluto faggot.

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Imagine Neptune with rings more like Saturns

that would be planet kino

If people like to put their private videos on the internet, who am I to complain?
Nope, am not.

>Mercury: Nothing
>Venus: Nothing
>Mars: Nothing
>Earth: Oxygen, Jennifer Aniston, sandwiches, theme parks, toilets, that new car smell, hamsters, Tetris, rollerblades...
>Jupiter: Nothing
>Neptune: Nothing
>Uranus: Nothing

Get over it.

based and anuspilled

Earth is a basic bitch

How's it going geologically dead rocks. Yeah, that's cool. Check out my 400km plume.

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I like Saturn aesthetically, but Uranus really gets the short end of the stick for its unfortunate name, it's actually an extremely fascinating planet.

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That board is so blatantly infested with fast food shills, it's getting really fucking annoying.

shut up and eat your mcdonalds, goy

>so many volcanoes

youtube.com/watch?v=7zNuT4dbdjU
based big bro saving us from space bullies

So is this the local X-Files thread?

>Jennifer Aniston

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more than u buddy

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Post space related video game soundtracks

youtube.com/watch?v=NiboHWwr12M

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>no game where you explore the atmosphere of a gas giant
fukin' sucks man, why the hell not

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You would just fall... and fall... and it would get darker and darker, until you reached a point where your density was similar to the gas and you'd just stand there. If you kept through, eventually you'd find the critical point where the gas turns into liquid, though it wouldn't be a hard border, and you'd reach the liquid metallic hydrogen seas which would glow hot and have raging lightning storms. Then after that you'd find the solid core, which has weird types of hot ices that only exist at crazy high pressures and temperatures.

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for you

Nep a shit

a SHIIIIIIIIIIT!!

I'm taking a cosmology class for my science credit and the week the black hole picture came out we were discussing neutron starts and black holes. Weird.

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well yeah, that's why you take a ship. explore the lighter but stormier higher atmospheres, with cyclones the size of continents, lightning storms that could fry you in an instant, maybe schools of flying creatures big enough to land on and walk around on. then dip down into the depths to avoid being eaten/bolted and watch your pressure gauge climb into the red, your hull screaming in protest as you push as deep as possible to escape.

imagine flying through vast, unending, alien skies.

i want this, man.

Is there more of this?

>Uranus: Nothing
Just don't bend over or there will be something there.

youtube.com/watch?v=JCL89nM1hi0

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I wish we could send atmospheric probes into gas giants because their skies are probably beautiful.

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what does it want to tell us?

Ḧ̶̢͈̙̯͕̙̺̥̘͉̟̝͉͎̣͈̣̦̜́ͣ̈̆̇̄́ͤ͡ẻ̴̵͉̖̦̱̯͕̖̩̬̺̞͈̠̬̖̜͉̖̬̿̈́̋̾̾ͭ͝l̷̸̶̜͙̘̩̦ͮͯͯ͋ͬ͂͂ͤ̒̕l̶̦̱̘͓̦̱̱ͪ͊̋ͪ̓̆̍̓̍̓̔͠ͅơ̳̬̗͇͉̳̘̮̥̹͍̠̝͉̫̖̟ͯ͑̿͆̄̑̌ͦ̔́̆͜͞͠ͅͅ?̷̥̬̪̥͙͕̝̘̮͚͕̯̤̈́͂ͮ̂̕͜ͅ

Saturn is kinda dope, though.
>cool color scheme
>his rotation axis is unlike any other planet in our Solar system
>even colder than Neptune despite the fact Neptune is the farthest planet from the Sun

Plus the massive rings are a really rare phenomenon. Supposedly they are going to disappear in the next 100-300 million years. Which is like a minute to the universe.

>tfw aliens exploring our solar system will never see the beauty of Saturns rings
what a sad fate

well they probably have their own planet phenomenons we won't ever dare to imagine

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>implying they havent already

Didnt you see the recent news of the Navy receiving so many complaints from pilots that they've seen so many UFOs that its forcing them to remake their policies concerning them? They used to ignore them but they keep popping up in formations and harassing pilots, but they're always too fast and never emit any heat signatures.

/ck/ has the best memes

It's not exactly surprising that the sort of shut-ins that frequent Yea Forums would also be fans of the unhealthiest of junk foods

TFW you will never be around for the destruction of the Milky Way as The Andromeda collides with it.

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mars is a basic bitch

>It's not exactly surprising that the sort of shut-ins that frequent Yea Forums would also be fans of the unhealthiest of junk foods

It's definitely not but all the more reason for them to get out these food habits is by cooking something up themselves and /ck/ can be great for that.
That's why it's somewhat disappointing so many threads are about fast food.

British person here, I think that isn't coming in until June or July, and also it only applies to sites where 90% of their traffic is porn or something like that, so things like /r/gonewild will be exempt, which is some sliver of a silver lining. Basically there will still be ways and means. Torrents as well.

lo? is that a moon?

Firstly, other planets have valuable minerals which are rare here. I think. At least asteroids do, which is why some companies are interested in space mining.

Secondly, Jennifer Aniston is old as fuck at this point and completely irrelevant to everything.

>tfw the merging of the galactic cores awakens the supermassive black holes as they slam together and a quasar is formed, eradicating all life on Milkdromeda through massive gamma radiation and turning it into a peaceful chill elliptical galaxy

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Yea Forums.

Pretty sure it started from the "not rating X player" meme.

shit gives me goosebumps

For me, it's Venus

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Thank God someone else posted it.

First waifu, gave me a tall girl fetish.

neptune is the best planet pic unrelated

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Oh, the reddit planet. Even gets a heart shape in the NASA reconstructions so it gets any love.

you can make any planet you want, no matter its mass, or temperature

what gas does its alien lifeforms breath?

youtube.com/watch?v=PeGv-QtHyaA

youtube.com/watch?v=RC7m0FEAfQM

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You wouldn't feel shit, you're like a flea in a dogfight

a man of culture

Mercury: nothing

It will be the first planet to be dismantled for our Dyson sphere whenever we get to do that.

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I thought it was an offshoot of the Kefka thing.

>Venus: women
>Mars: men
>Jupiter: getting more stupider

Yes. It's one of the four galleon moons. It orbits so close to Jupiter it literally gets stretched out and compresses as it moves away. It's like a giant stress ball. More geologically active than Earth constantly spewing sulfur into Jupiter's atmosphere.

Imagine the smell

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y'all niggas need to play space engine

>Only planet that we can actually colonize is Mars
What if Mars is gods way of giving us a level off the tutorial level

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>We still don't know what the surface of those planets look like

>Some drawings depict a ocean full of toxic liquid metal or green mountains with acid lakes

Shits freaky

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>quasar
There's not enough mass to trigger a quasar

why does everyone want to colonize mars? moon would be so much better

>gas giants
>surfaces

For me it will always be Phantasy Star II. That game really clicked with me.

youtu.be/Rer7yTA4OOo

Sometimes the less the merrier, this game is exactly like this.

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Yeah man that sounds totally legit, fucking UFOs am I right?

what is a quasar?

>Mars: Nothing
>He doesn't know

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This, holy shit. Give me this but flying around in it.

We should probably leave.

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based, moons are so much more interesting than planets, at least the solids ones

youtube.com/watch?v=v1sTdewueiY

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>youtube.com/watch?v=vDoRIXQxAqA

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Where my Ceres bros at?

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we wont make it past mars either way

>Jennifer Aniston

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>tfw we'll never ever get our own version of the Combine, who both confirm alien life exists and fuck us in the ass over and over again

the best threads on V are non vidya threads

>Neutron star passes though our solar system
>I don't feel it
I just want to see the chaos.

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>Trained military officers who are the 1% of their flight class would totally just make up stories about ufos

navytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2019/04/25/aliens-ahoy-navy-developing-guidelines-on-reporting-ufo-sightings/

>Saturn
What the fuck?

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basically a black hole burp, quasars are the brightest and most ancient things in our universe

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Is there any planet more insignificant than Mercury?

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>Jupiter is so prissy it needs a stress ball

why ceres?

thats where anons go after they die

Saturn in literally portal to Hell

Not with that attitude, surviving in Venus is 100% doable, same with living on the asteroids on the belt. Hell a fucking Soviet lander in 1975 made with duct tape and saltines landed on Venus and lasted 2 hours sending pictures and data before the pressure and heat melted it.
We could 100% land on Venus and colonize it like Mars, but it'd be harder. It's atmosphere is basically just a giant cloud of sulphuric acid, with nearly nothing dangerous under it because intense heat and pressure.

It's weird that there's no game like this. You could have Star Wars Cloud City type locations so it wouldn't be so lonely.

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is it any different from a gamma ray burst?

Triton sounds like a Death Grips sample.

why the fuck would you do that? just colonize moons

youtube.com/watch?v=5d2rhIU7VJI

>the combined sound of a billion NEETT shitposters REEEEEing at their lack of tendies

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Reminder: God made us in his image, and we can't even play the same game of sims for our entire lifetime without getting bored. That fucker is probably out there creating way more interesting and futuristic life then us and having fun doing it.

>Titan is literally Aphex Twin

not really in the sense that if those jets ejecting material hit the earth we would still get fucked up like a gamma-ray burst. in fact, it has its own name (Blazar)

It's really the 2nd closest solid rocky body that we won't burn up on and isn't our moon, and has evidence of ice on it. Plus it would be a nice platform to the rest of the asteroid belt and outer solar system.

well that is pretty neat and all im just skeptical we will make it that far what with the current state of our own environment

Who /exoplanet/ here?

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did anyone play the universe sandbox game? seemed boring as fuck

Moons don't have an astmosphere dummy. You'd have to set up a moon base and shit which is insanely hard to do with our current tech. Mars is our best bet for human colonization, as it has a soil layer that can be actually farmed on like earths, and with enough trees we can make a stable atmosphere. It's literally just a matter of setting up "bio domes" to house these trees and pumping oxygen outside to make a stronger atmosphere like earths

Boy idols are gay

>getting scared of Saturn's sound
Literally only thought of the sound when something was dropping in old cartoons

yeah, but I'm pretty sure that they are classified as different things, just didn't quite understand the difference

Take the Hindupill. The most interesting thing God could do is forget he is God. You are God user, won't you wake up?

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>he forgot titan

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but soil on Mars is toxic

Bros...

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Freelancer came close sometimes with the weird exotic nebula places like the ice clouds, but you were rarely more than like 2 minutes away from a jump gate and it was a lot of the same repeating textures.

I kinda want the loneliness. Maybe some bizarre flying creatures to watch or get chased by but more exploration focused. Refueling station outside orbiting the planet you can return to, but otherwise I'd just want completely untouched, brand new alien environments to explore.

>that big dark spot is actually a creature

spacetelescope.org/images/heic1502a/zoomable/

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They are classified as different things, gamma-ray burst is from big ass supernova, a blazar is a quasar aiming at us.

...yeah?

nasa.gov/feature/can-plants-grow-with-mars-soil
acs.org/content/acs/en/education/resources/highschool/chemmatters/past-issues/2016-2017/april-2017/growing-green-on-the-red-planet.html
NASA and several other space agencies have confirmed, that plants CAN grow on mars soil. But the atmosphere and potential over abundance of iron would need to be leeched out before you could actually grow shit. Hell, even the ISS is capable of growing carrots and potatoes in zero G for future space missions.

I wonder who could be behind this post...

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Fuck you man, that gave me goosebumps.

What about gravity nigguh?

Who?

For me, it's Planet X.

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I want to do all of those things and it irritates my soul that I can't

youtube.com/watch?v=K6MhMH8mJPo
sucks how a whole bunch of Prey's music is nowhere to be found in the soundtrack.

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I meant toxic for humans, referring to perchlorates

youtube.com/watch?v=fxnEKi7ItW4

based nibiru user

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these designs are creepy, where are they from?

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It's been some time...

i think they're from some old newspaper from the 40s

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thanks for the info, user. Made me look into this space.com/21554-mars-toxic-perchlorate-chemicals.html

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>all this cool shit for all these places
>for pluto? lmao its bats

What did he mean by this ?

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i kinda like these vintage designs für space ships and space at all

Bat are cool
youtube.com/watch?v=2GncgfPNNms

I feel like this comfy thread is the perfect time to quit Yea Forums

WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T WE MADE A MOONBASE YET? I DON'T WANNA DIE KNOWING SPACE TRAVEL ISN'T HAPPENING THIS CENTURY. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE PREMISE OF OFFWORLD MINING NOT ENTICE THESE SHITHOLE NATIONS AND COMPANIES?! I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE FUTURE FULL OF SHITSKINS, SUBHUMANS, AND MENTSLLY UNSTABLE TRANNIES. I'D SIGN UP WILLINGLY TO DO OFFWORLD MINING JUST TO GET OFF THIS SHITHOLE PLANET AND SEE SPACE. FUCK!

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Uranus is the most aesthetic planet.

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Why does every planet and moon sound like actual hell?
the only ones that sound normal are Ganymede, Callisto and Enceladus

Looks like a jawbreaker

deep sea creatures are way cooler, they are the closest we will get to actual aliens

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Dude is ready for a handshake but that stingray frog motherfucker completely blanked him to wave to a friend. Maximum bad manners.

Yeah with all the cyberpunk and 90's aesthetic stuff I'm kinda hoping for more 40-60's future stuff.

Jupiter's atmosphere is a work of art.
And sailor Jupiter is hot

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thanks, Paul

For me, it's Pluto.

Who?

Jupiter and Saturn have planet sized moons

>mercury: a magnetic field that shouldn't exist
>venus: nothing
>jupiter: SCP 2399
>neptune: only natural moon with a retrograde orbit
>uranus: BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

Why is she so flat?

Why do people like Pluto so much? Ceres is better and it's closer to earth, why does everyone forget there is a dwarf in the asteroid belt?

For real with the Space Station being decomissioned in two years I'm really worried where our future is heading. Why the fuck is there no group of humans determined to get off this planet? I really want to get away from this shit and live a comfy life as a moon colonist.

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Because it didn't have it's planet card revoked.

>Ḧ̶̢͈̙̯͕̙̺̥̘͉̟̝͉͎̣͈̣̦̜́ͣ̈̆̇̄́ͤ͡ẻ̴̵͉̖̦̱̯͕̖̩̬̺̞͈̠̬̖̜͉̖̬̿̈́̋̾̾ͭ͝l̷̸̶̜͙̘̩̦ͮͯͯ͋ͬ͂͂ͤ̒̕l̶̦̱̘͓̦̱̱ͪ͊̋ͪ̓̆̍̓̍̓̔͠ͅơ̳̬̗͇͉̳̘̮̥̹͍̠̝͉̫̖̟ͯ͑̿͆̄̑̌ͦ̔́̆͜͞͠ͅͅ?̷̥̬̪̥͙͕̝̘̮͚͕̯̤̈́͂ͮ̂̕͜ͅ
Oh fuck!

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Uranus' atmosphere is full of hydrogen sulfide, so it literally smells like rotten eggs

I'm a Sailor Mars/Venus guy myself.

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because we would only bring this modern hell with us

Based

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Because Pluto used to be a planet so its a lot more popular

>Space Station being decomissioned
Wait, what the fuck?
Yeah, I really want to get away from this gay ass planet and go see space too.

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Have really thorough screenings? Hell probably take mental degenerates and then kill them in the colony claim it was an accident, who the fuck would care or even come to check? Colonist and Company have complete control.

It actually was considered a planet too, but since that happened in the 1800s no one cares. People though pluto was a huge planet for a while because it was hard to tell because of how far away it was

>for me? Its Sailor Mercury

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>Saturn
>Triton

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It's dark and cozy and away from all the noise and problems. Like my poorly lit room after midnight.

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Go away, Saturn

>Jennifer Aniston
Fuck off boomer

Yes our only orbital space vessel is going to be decomissioned in 2021 and then crash into the Pacific Ocean. We're fucked and never going to leave unless some company beside Elon Musk crappy Space X comes and shows actual advacements and plans.

For me It's the Mcdonalds McChicken!

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Honestly it's a four way with Jupiter, Uranus, Saturn and Mercury. The rest are ok but fuck sailor moon, overrated bitch

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Daily reminder that the garden of eden where humans were created (by aliens) was Mars and that it acted as our nursery, back when it had an atmosphere but when the mars atmosphere started to deteriorate (possibly due to nature or destroyed on purpose by aliens) the aliens sent us to earth to colonize it and evolve as a species, all the while being monitored by aliens. This is why humans are so different than all the species on earth and why all people share myths about sky people and an ancient homeland of the human race from where we all originated from.

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It'd probably just delay the inevitable Moon is a Harsh Mistress scenario. Let's hope we eventually can take colony ships to star systems and leave separate branches of humanity to fester.

not allowed, goy. Fuck its such a shame, both NASA and ESA are completely pozzed

@460159507
retard

>Aliens giving a shit about our backwater solar system

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>Saturn
Sounds like Phaaze

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if you traveled at the speed of light, it would take like 4 years to reach the closest star. We aren't leaving our solar system, at best we could land on Mars

>humans are so different than all the species on earth
We're not.

I wouldn't be surprised if we just made god one day.

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I like it because it's super far away. The remoteness and isolation of it and it being a rocky world like the inner planets as opposed to the rest of the outer planets is neat.
Also for me, it's Sailor Pluto.

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>Believing they're actual shills and not just bored larpers

Everyone talk about terraforming Mars but Venus is pretty much Earth's twin but much hotter. What's more plausible, somehow creating an atmosphere for Mars or pushing Venus further away from the sun to make it a more habitable place?

>Triton
>Fucking sounds like something's stripmining it

thanks user i was about to go to bed

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Mercury is interesting
Uranus is the least interesting planet in our solar system
fucks sake PLUTO has more interesting features than that failure of a planet

are all of these dots planets? are the really bright things stars? or is it even crazier than i think it is ? are all the dots the stars, and therefore all the planets invisible to the eye here, and those big ass fucking stars even BIGGER ass stars?

Fucking boomer

They did but ever since the intergalactic war in the middle ages, their presence diminished heavily. However, it started to pick up again once we discovered the atomic bomb.

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why would offworld mining excite any company? in fact those are probably the ones who are against it more than anything. they hit a rock with billions of diamonds and suddenly diamonds are worth as much as a random stick you find in the backyard

>Uranus is the least interesting planet in our solar system
Uranus has the weirdest rotational tilt though.

Reminder that the reason we haven't encountered alien intelligence sofar is that the biological barriers separating life from actually developing intelligence are so prohibitively massive Earth is the first planet to evolve sapient lifeforms.

Humanity ARE the ancient aliens

Whenever other aliens will discover all sorts of crazy shit in their solar systems it's going to be humans who put it there

>venus, earth and mars all probably had liquid water on their surface at some point in the past
>mercury always looked the more or less same the same it does now

If we could achieve a decent method of reaching near light speeds, anything near a quarter of it, and could use it on sustainable generation ships, we probably could colonize our stellar neighborhood if there's anything worth colonizing. It's wishful thinking, but it'd probably be the best case scenario if we want a soft reboot for humanity.

VR with KSP and Space engine is based btw.

Just posting a space game so mods dont delete the thread.

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other than that it's completely uniform

I find it hilarious that Mercury gets mogged by moons

>are all the dots the stars, and therefore all the planets invisible to the eye here, and those big ass fucking stars even BIGGER ass stars?
Exactly this, Andromeda has around 1 trillion stars.

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all of the dots are stars, some with planets orbiting them.

the universe is way too old, for humanity to be the first sentient life

maybe that scp that communicates through images of saturn

Mercury has a stupidly large iron core for it's size, current theory is that it used to be the size of around Earth, but it's outer layers got stripped off by solar activity

Daily reminder that 'aliens' are just humans from the future who have mastered time travel.

It's almost like the OG Xbox dashboard sounds.

>not being an OGfag

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>generation ships
These are honestly a terrible idea, I'd prefer to just use robots. If we really want there to be humans, send in some zygotes ready to be grown and educated by robo-nannies/computer programs after the AI has managed to make it somewhat inhabitable.

Being the only other terrestrial planet with magnetosphere does it make more unique, I admit. Kind of makes Mars look like a chump though.

>Yes our only orbital space vessel is going to be decomissioned in 2021 and then crash into the Pacific Ocean
>The entirety of Earth is a giant bucket of crabs
This is why we'll never explore the stars

Personally i think the asteroid belt is the most interesting part of the solar system. That shit is basically a bunch of ancient dead planets

I can't even imagine trying to fly shit in KSP all in first person mode

They're demons you fucking heathen

AWW SHIT

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the universe is young
complex life requires a high metallicity, which simply wasn't present in the first few generations of stars
our sun was borne out of a supernova of a star that itself was borne out of another supernova and this goes back quite a while

Stars that were born before the Sun simply don't have enough rare atoms to enable anything more complex

Here is the decoded message
youtube.com/watch?v=h79nFjdyigo

For me, it's Theia.

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>being raised by robots

it also has liquid water so suck on that Mars

>it would take like 4 years to reach the closest star
You imply we don't have 4 years to spare
I'd join the space exploration team on an instant if it meant 4 years away from this god damn rock

AWWWW SHITT AWWW SHIT AWWWWW SHIT
It's difficult because you have to use the keyboard that you can't see and the mouse to switch back and forth to make corrections. When you get it working it's pretty based though.

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>orbital space vessel is going to be decomissioned
nobody mentioned why tho

Mars has water too, its just under the ice caps and deep inside the earth of Mars

High five for the pale blue dot image.
>We succeeded in taking that picture [from deep space], and, if you look at it, you see a dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever lived, lived out their lives. The aggregate of all our joys and sufferings, thousands of confident religions, ideologies and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilizations, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every hopeful child, every mother and father, every inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every superstar, every supreme leader, every saint and sinner in the history of our species, lived there on a mote of dust, suspended in a sunbeam.

Absolute kino.

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god I wish KSP was developed by someone competent

Mercury sounds like the start of a Meatloaf track

Venus is just Earth's future after the Sun increases in luminosity.

planned obsolesce, it's simply not possible to keep a station safe for human habitation for prolonged periods

not just bigger, some are brighter and some are binary and such

Because its the Luigi of the solar system.

fucking rip

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they wouldn't let you on the rocket
they'll only let the most charismatic, calm and enjoyable people on so the explorers don't go all slasher on eachother

>Aliens started getting interested in Earth again after we discovered a way to blow ourselves up to kingdom come
I mean, I would too if some primitive species on some backwater planet discovered a way to create WMD
It's like ants. No one cares about ants anymore. Until we discovered ones that use chemical warfare

Ackshually the Sun could also end up stripping our atmosphere so we'd be more like Mercury. Some estimates postulate that Venus got a thicc atmosphere because of geological conditions like volcanism.

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whats wrong with it?

>I'D SIGN UP WILLINGLY TO DO OFFWORLD MINING JUST TO GET OFF THIS SHITHOLE PLANET AND SEE SPACE. FUCK!
the problem with space exploration is that there is not really that much to see
and the things that are worth seeing require 30 years of travel (with literally nothing to see on the way) just to get there
you would be better off becoming a deep ocean explorer, it's even more alien because of all the crazy shit that lives there, meanwhile space is fucking empty

Earth will eventually become a rocky dead world with no atmosphere. But there's a Venus phase before that.

If you fall on a gas planet would you just go through it?

Pluto is a planet

>obsolesce
no plans to replace it?

This one is the badass

>want to visit all these cool places in space
>they're ridiculously far away and our current tech makes it impossible
>all we can do is take cool pictures and dream
>some thot probably aborted the kid that was going to invent FTL travel

I can understand at first how bad it was because it was a fairly big undertaking. But they have no excuse now with all the money they made.
The modders were literally the life of the game, if they had half a brain they hire them and some unity programmers to fix this shit instead of paying someone to make a "redneck" KSP.

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All we need to do is figure out a way to make the entire planet turn faster so it reactivates the core and it starts generating a magnetic field again.

current political climate sadly prohibits another multi-national effort like what made the ISS possible

it's much easier to just put a space station in the L1 point and have it generate a sufficiently powerful magnetic field to deflect the ionizing radiation

lets be honest, thots aren't going to have smart kids

gas planets do have a rocky/iron core that theoretically could be landed on
the problem is you would be crushed by the atmosphere long before you could even see the darn thing

there's always a chance of another one

you forgot the
>if you traveled at the speed of light

It wouldn't help with all the heat it gets from turning so slowly.

>you would be better off becoming a deep ocean explorer
As much as I agree that we REALLY need to be exploring our sea depths because we really don't know what the fuck is going on in our own planet, FUCK THE DEEP
That's some true alien horror shit

you sound pretty smart to me user

until then we wait
or they kill that one too

Mars doesn't turn slowly, a martian day is only 37 minutes longer than an earth day

pussy

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triton sounds so fucking cool heres a longer version guys
youtube.com/watch?v=4G-z8EVqzZs

>Willing to go into the great unknown of nothingness
>Backs out of exploring the depths
Wuss

What's the deal with Scooter?

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>>Sound of Uranus
hehe

I'm talking about Venus.

thank you, user

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>Sound of Uranus
youtube.com/watch?v=qG2HwH1JkAI&t=2s

>tfw when you discovered VY Canis Majoris

WHY AM I HERE

JUST TO SUFFER AT THE WILL OF THESE GODS

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this track reminds me of Mars, Bringer of War so much, I love it

>tfw when you discovered VY Canis Majoris
or as I like to call it: The Broly Star

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>creeping around the station
>this song comes on
absolute bliss lads

I wonder what non carbon-based lifeforms would be like.

how many intelligent life forms are probably in this picture?

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same, but I don't think that they are even possible. Maybe with Si instead

>nigga posts orbiter
>no replies
I got you f.am.

Now if only this game got updated more than once every decade. If only brainlets on this website could play it....

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Some of you planets are alright
don't orbit the sun tomorrow

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Odds are, its 0

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Zero, all intelligent life inevitably concludes that life is a bad thing and then commits mass suicide.

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>VY Canis Majoris
plebs, the real Chad star is R136a1

It's so utterly and completely massive it's impossible to have evolved the regular way, instead it's the result of 2 of the most massive stars in our galaxy colliding and merging into one Super-Star

Estimated at 7.7 billion.

100,000 at caveman level
50,000 at pre industrial level
9001 at our level
100 Forerunner level
10 Precursor
1 stars wars level

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a hundred at least
probably as retarded as us though and are hoping that they could reach other intelligent life at some point.

define intelligent
i dont believe even one intelligent life form has been discovered even on earth

pluto pls, stop pretending like you had anything to do with that

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>niggers
always gets me

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youtube.com/watch?v=YzMrNFd4oOk

youtube.com/watch?v=KZ0gQevrPTo

fermi paradox
It only gets stronger the more we find

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self awareness counts I guess

>Uranusfags

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You won't be pretending a blasted face tomorrow asshole

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>there is a box with a screen to see the graphical output
>there is a keyboard to type and input commands
>there is a central unit that calculates stuff
>there is a wheel to change the course of the ship in case of icebergs
i say they were pretty much spot on

>some 50 year old former celebrity

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>Stars of incomprehensible mass
>Can go supernova and/or implode into super black holes that can destroy literally anything

WHY, HOW

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I wonder if Yea Forums would stop being the most popular board is there was a rule that people had to talk about video games on it.

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Look up 'TON 618'

you needed paid moderates for that my dude

Triton sounds like the kind of shit you'd hear in Earthbound.

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when R136a1 goes supernova the sheer ridiculousness of the star won't just create a black hole but also a jet of matter ejected at near light speed

>tfw no game set in alt-reality where Venus is more Earthlike and humans separately arose and evolved there too and war between Earth and Venus breaks out over Mars
>tfw no game where Venus is Earthlike and you play as the first crew to land on its surface and explore the Earthlike but strangely alien flora and fauna
>tfw no game where Venus is Earthlike and colonized while Earth gets fucked by zombies/rogue machines/apocalypse and you are part of the Purge Force that intends to restore humanity's cradle to its former glory
>tfw no games where Venus is Earthlike and all the cool shit we could do with that

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fuck this gay earth

>be christian
>get right with God
>end times soon
>new heavens and new earth
>God makes things the way it was supposed to be before we fucked everything up
>have eternity to explore the vast reaches of the universe instantly and can still enjoy the new kingdom of God on earth

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Here are your video games.

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Please watch and respond to the videos i posted anons. It's so fucking fascinating.

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*hypernova

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>tfw no game set in alt-reality where Venus and Mars are terraformed or were always Earthlike and comfy space adventures set between the 3 inner planets, each with different environments to explore, radically different governments, countries and cultures and tech focus between the three worlds

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thats only for god's chosen people, goy
>p-please respond
lmao

DELETE THIS

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>tfw no scifi space/ground combat FPS/RTS/TPS where Mars, Venus and Earth fight for control of the solar system in epic space battles and planetary invasions

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>66 billion times the mass of the Sun
>66 billion times

[INCOHERENT SCREAMING]

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anyone else excited for the exploration of our Sun? we are sending 2 satellites there

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Soon bros, soon the prophecized gamma ray burst will obliterate our entire solar system and not even dust will remain. have you accepted jesus into your hearts?

Thank God, finally.
I wouldn't be surprised if we were to find simple lifeforms elsewhere, but we are probably the first complex organism that has stepped into the Galactic scene, the universe is only around 13 billion years old, and it just reached an era where life is possible, because of the aforementioned reasons. Especially advanced technology wouldn't be possible without some of heavier and/or radioactive elements like Gold, Lead or Uranium.
It is a nice train of thought of imagining humanity itself may become the ancient aliens of other intelligent species.

>you will never be crushed by gas
Why live?

pretty sure that we are sending them this summer too

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BEWARE OF SATURN

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Solar system scale space battles are improbable. If space ships are built in space, then whoever wins the first fight wins the entire space-war, since they can cripple the other side's production facilities. If there are ground-based weapons which can shoot down space ships, then control over space is useless, and everyone can just hunker down indefinitely. If space ships are built on the ground, then opposing forces can bombard the ground facilities from space.

Thus, we conclude that on a solar system scale, the victor of the first fight will claim the entire solar system, in terms of space.

>AG Systems
>Gare d'Europa
>3, 2, 1..

did you forget the 6 million, goy?

I wonder what the aliens on alien Yea Forums are posting right now

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>venus

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None because the great filter is actually way behind us and humans are the first species to have ever made it this far. If we fuck it up here it might be billions of years until another intelligent species emerges. The only aliens out there are almost entirely microbial mats.

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>improbable

I'm talking about a videogame not real life speculation, that doesn't apply

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>For me, it's Xxcxv)#(xcxgxvv';lss

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enceladus sound is relaxing

Is Kepler-10c habitable?

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Based and saved

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>non vidya related thread brings out the best in Yea Forums
like clockwork

that's.. depressing

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>generations ships
doomed to fail unless you go full AI overlord but what's the point of exploring and adventure if humanity is reduced to NPCs?

>tfw born too early to visit space

or perhaps not, if we make it to the stars, if we visit other worlds and nudge them past the filters we were spared from
humanity travel system to system, galaxy to galaxy spreading the light of sapience

I hate this. Even if it was possible I wouldn't want something like that to happen. It takes all the excitement and humanity out of things. Dune robot purge when?

>all these people unironically believing this
we have NOT made it through the filter, not even close. I would say we have 3-4 more major walls to break through before we are through, and the one currently closing in looks to be the one that will do us in, we are not equipped to get through it, or rather, we are too well equipped and that excess is amplified greatly by the massive human flaws which are dragging us down more and more with every passing year. We will be dust within 100 years, no more, the nuclear extinction event will blast every inch of this planet's solid surface other than maybe antarctica (which, surprise, is where all the rich people are making their bunkers) into a hellscape. After that, those people that remain will quickly realize that they cannot function and die out before they can escape to another planet.

>humanity now wants to fuck a black hole
have we peaked or hit rock bottom?

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Shits fucked anyway with the way things are going.

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quite honestly this
remembered something how those satellite dishes have already scanned ~90% of the sky and found no signals from the outside
we're either the first or only case of "intelligent" life
at best, maybe something far away has spurted up at the same time and their signals haven't reached

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they could be dinosaurs too

>americans love shit fast food
What else is new here?

there's me so that's one. I don't know about anything/anyone else.

I mean aside from the chances of a intelligent civilization existing on another planet you also have to take into account all the other things that could randomly kill them, asteroids, gamma rays, self destruction, and so on. So maybe that makes the odds less.

What if we aren't the first...
but the last?

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Underrated

Wrong faggot, there A LOT of intelligent life forms and not only in this universe but in other universes.

Welcome to the omniverse universe

>90% of the sky
have you seen the image of the absolute reaches out where out radio dishes and communication receivers have reached thusfar? It's not even .0001% of just this milky way galaxy, perhaps you meant "90% of our LOCAL sky", but even that is incorrect. We have seen essentially nothing.

who /megalophile/ here?

I've had enough hearing of pussies on Yea Forums scared of big space objects, who here gets a braingasm when you try to comprehend the scales of suns, black holes, galaxies, etc.. in comparison to you or Earth? When the comparison fails me and becomes incomprehensible at large enough scales its almost orgasmic, the feeling of infinity, boundless space, immensity, the beauty and wonder of the cosmos

The cosmic sublime!

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read

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it's pointless to think in terms of probability for such massive concepts. Billions and billions of planets and moons capable of sustaining life, billions and billions of ways they could be fucked up. The odds are so high and so low they become irrelevant.

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nah, extinction level events are common but not fatal to a biosphere
the unique step is the fact that multi-cellular life evolved in the first place
so much depended on mere random chance in the primordial eras of our planet involving the most complex structures in the universe (there is no place with a higher density of complex chemical reactions than within the membrane of a eukaryote cell)

Don't be scared, Universe is fucking huge, there could be a Star Wars like galaxy out there

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Yeah, that's a fair point.

the most based post in the entire thread

desu the sounds in that video would fit right into aphex's SAW II album

Space is pretty cool and not dangerous, i hope you all get to visit us one day. >tfw born too early to visit the not dangerous very nice space full of wonders

>Run into a random black hole
FUCK

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>when our own star fades into a tiny speck of light
>suns massive enough to dwarf it like a pebble falling into a lake

hngnggg

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Probably an offshoot of the "I love Reisen!/I'm in love with Marisa!" shitposts.

I'm always amazed at the size of the Great Red Spot

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Wow user when did you get so fucking huge.

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I wonder who could be behind this post.

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so the species who breeds faster wins.
Also
>democracy
when will this meme end? It's not a good thing, never was, never will be.

We haven't passed the great filter yet, user. We still need some work to do. I doubt there isn't any intelligent lifeforms, just maybe they are much, much rarer than primitive microbial life. Couple in with the vastness of space and of course we may never identify such intelligent life in the cosmos, let alone come in contact with them.

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looks like the glowing sea from fallout 4

>i hope you all get to visit us one day.
how did you discover our net?

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For me, it's Neptune.

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>Buddhist philosophy
>The universe got bored so it became sentient and started observing itself through intelligent lifeforms

NANI?!!

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Same thing we do every night Pinky. Try to take over the World.

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Does Ceres not get constantly bombarded by smaller meteors?
Or does it have a entourage of orbiters following it in the belt

>Tfw you realize that the universe is simultaneously observing all the different perspectives of every life form at once.

better start cumming now just to be safe.

Titan is literally music
youtube.com/watch?v=xIAZPgSI9AY

>once your dick has reached the event horizon, there is no pulling out

so like, If I shot a HUGE ass missile at a gas giant will it blow up the whole system

unspeakable horrors of unimaginable proportions reside within those constellations of nothingness

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>tfw even ancient philosophers knew this and tried to explain this through the idea of an omnipotent and omnipresent god

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This one was perhaps the best on from my collection. The idea that humanity could one day use the Earth itself as a weapon is sublime.

Fast breeding is a secret to success. Look at the most successful species on our planet, they're all fast-breeding ones.

How big is the missile?

I wonder how time will work on other planets if we were to live on them.

>TIL it rains between the rings on saturn
ultimate comfy

The thing I like about all those old humanity pastas is how aliens just aren't prepared for how absolutely batshit humanity can get. We're an intelligent species that's completely fucking illogical and we embrace it.

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It would be nice if there was a game where the premise was that you were a high-ranking member of a species newly capable of FTL travel, tasked with giving your civilization/species a foothold in an Universe dominated by humanity's nigh omnipotent, nigh omniscient, incredibly capricious and diverse Elder-God tier descendants?

it would be like throwing a bottle into an ocean. The Gas Giants are huge

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>tfw born too soon to explore the galaxy with your alien waifu

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mynigga.jpeg

I don't get it

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TELL ME, WHY DO THE CULTIST WORSHIP SATURN

WHAT POWER DOES IT HAVE

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>Create an atmosphere from scratch
>Shove a fucking planet to a much further away orbit

Those are both incredibly unlikely user.

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>Make another Earth-mass planet out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere by moving 16 Earth-masses off of Neptune.

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something like the R-36M2 Voevoda
wouldn't it be different though? it might be like an ocean but it's all flammable

me too user

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>Io level
>Callisto level
>Saturn boss level

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leg lock

really? so it hasn't been done before or what? thats gunna be cool, i hope something awesome occurs

imagine those two bright dots are the Earth-Moon system, and we're between a supermassive stable ring of little worldlets, asteroids and ice

the idea of having a million places to park a spaceship on once you've left Earth orbit is comfy

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>Our world might be the best life and universe have to offer

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>Triton

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why does titan have a consistant beat

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For me, it's a comfy space station.

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Would a match light an ocean of oil on fire during blistering winds?

the real reason is because its outdated as sin, and was made in 1995 and launched in 2000. The next version of the ISS is set to go up by 2030 and will have so many more advancements then the current ISS has. Including its own Gym Module, and the ability to infinitely and seamlessly add onto it. The ISS is modable, but not as efficient as it can be to modify it. This next iteration will give us more valuable research and will focus on Comfort and utility over Science and Research to test how we can comfortably get astronauts to mars and the effects it will have on them after 6 months in space.

oh the dreams of Man

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No, we have never sent satellites there before. One will get REAL close and then get far away to cool off, the other one will orbit at like half the distance that Mercury is orbiting

Micolash. An antagonist in Bloodborne. He's obsessed with the Cosmos.

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kino

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Who here would go on a mars voyage with 6 other humans to further humanity

> MFW I realize where I've heard that sound of saturn before
youtube.com/watch?v=iJR7YBvhif0

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**Thread Theme**

youtube.com/watch?v=6TICn16U-rI

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Yes. If it works, humanity is saved. If not, not often do you have the opportunity to be known as the first person to die on another planet.

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Who wouldn't be?

>"The cosmos is full beyond measure of elegant truths; of exquisite interrelationships; of the awesome machinery of nature." -Sagan

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How did this thread make it this far

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is it just me or is that bat in the center giving the human bedroom eyes?
>she wants the warm human explorer D

What the fuck Saturn

If you can't land on it, it's not a fucking planet. The "gas giants" are not planets, they are balls of fucking hydrogen. Is the Sun a planet? Nope, and it's exactly the same as the gas giants except it emits heat. In fact, the sun is BIGGER than even Jupiter and yet it's not classified as a planet. You literally cannot land on or explore or ever walk on these gay gas spheres and they will not be legit planets. Even Pluto has a more legitimate claim to the planet title despite the fact that it's a planetlet, because it's solid rock/ice and you can land on it. Even Jupiters moons like Calisto and Europa are more legitimate planets. In fact they would be considered planets except autists at NASA say natural satellites of planets can't be planets themselves. Except that makes no sense because then we literally have no planets since they are all natural satellites of the Sun. Space scientists are legitimately retarded, hypocritical faggots who pull contradictory rules out of their Uranuses with no rhyme or reason.

I wouldn't. Call me boring but life on Earth is just too comfortable. There's no going back from a mission like that. Being one of the first people on mars means a shit ton of farming and building, living in enclosed tight spaces and never getting to see the beautiful sky on Earth again, I could watch the sun set/rise a million times and I would never get bored of that sight.

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[muffled honks playing in the distance]

by not being full of shitposters and console-war faggots

What a slut
>shirt advertising her wanting humans to leave and availability to other species

Damn right. "Humanity, fuck yeah" is actually my favorite theme in video games, too bad it isn't more common. I can only think of a handful of games with the theme.

Halo's universe is pretty high up there but the games don't get much into that part, regrettably. The best game for that setting is still Muv Luv.

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/ck/ is great
>slow moving threads
>leave reply
>check back 24 hours later
lol, fagz hot sauce if you ask me nigga

ahh I see, damn I was hoping something would happen. Life's a little disappointing

jupiter is based and deserves to be a planet though, it protects us from asteroids and shit, and more importantly saturn

youtube.com/watch?v=pAkJNyl1gZI

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based
>our own comfy little outposts in space
>the aesthetics of the modules,radiators and solar arrays
>the unparalleled, unmatched view of the Earth below/above

space stations are some of the most beautiful and awesome things we humans have constructed, so fragile that they would not survive on the Earth for long against the elements but perfect for the environment of space

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didn't protect the based dinos tho

>i may look small but i'm actually a 1000million year old planet.

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>ywn live on the ISS
>ywn play video games all day and enjoy the god tier view

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Look at this Nep

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You lived to see cyberpunk make a mainstream resurgence, retro sci-fi will too
I'm personally waiting for a mainstream interest in arcologies

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would it hurt you too much if you stopped being retarded for 5 seconds

> TFW no 7'1 cute and lewd but gassy uranus gf to tease me with her butthole

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Great pic, haven't seen this one before
>ywn live there
Fuck my life tbqh

>mars bro actually shakes your hand
>venus cuck waves when you're armsreach away

The ISS is literally the most expensive object ever made and the biggest feat of engineering in the world.

Calisto is a literal cuckold planet. Calisto was formed when Jupiter was nothing more than a beta little smear of gas, but it allowed Jupiter's alpha personality to attract a shitload of matter right under Calisto's nose, even though Jupiter was so small and Calisto was large and /fit/. Calisto allowed itself to be repeatedly pegged up the ass by Jupiter's sloppy second comets while Jupiter turned into such a big dick Chad that Calisto literally became its beta orbiter and lost its planet status. How embarassing.

>The Big Bang Mk. II

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At least on earth you dont have to worry about a 0.2mm paint chip puncturing your spaceship while you sleep and sucking you out into the vacuum of space where you expand twice your size, your eyes and tongue start to boil, your lungs rupture and you freeze and asphyxiate to death for an excruciating 20 seconds

People on the ISS get like 10 kilobyte down and up, and have like 3 hours a day where they can actually connect to the network, and it's only a network that allows facebook, youtube, and google. no porn, no steam, and no vidya. The rest is spent getting /fit/ so you dont die when you come back to earth

Also imagine the sound
>the soft humming and beeping of computers
>the droning yet warm ambience of outer space
Maximum comfy

youtu.be/QvTmdIhYnes

It's better to not even think about those things.

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This is a comfy vid

the best games are singleplayer

>electromagnetic vibrations exist in space and can be mapped as sounds
Can anyone explain this to a retard? I'm just confused, are these literal "sounds" or is it just what WE hear? Shit's cool though.

>Terraforming a planet in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
>Instead of any of the planets that aren't outside the asteroid belt
The only planets that should get terraformed are Mars, Venus, Earth, Luna, and Mercury. Everything outside the fence are for mining

In Knights of the Old Republic, I used to visit the Yavin space station as often as I could.

youtube.com/watch?v=MguPwIO6wto

It's a comfy little outpost with a friendly alien merchant who plays cards with you.

Reminds me of some HL2 beta audio clips, specially Mars.

youtube.com/watch?v=BAw1isoV8ic

They are vibrations played at high frequencies. So, for them to be made into hearable sounds, their frequency was lowered.

Looks like a giant fucking eyeball spying on us.

>Not wanting to fuck your own mother
Plebs.

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either call them "Earth and Moon" or "Terra and Luna"
don't mix the two together you twat

electromagnetic vibrations can be pitched down to frequencies audible for human ears through software or hardware

We will most certainly become a "precursor" species to something, provided we don't destroy ourselves and survive of course.

Otherwise I really dislike this possibility, not because it's implausible or impossible, but simply because it'd mean we're alone. Without a doubt both the most boring and the scariest scenario. Not that we're likely to find out in our lifetimes.

Realistically speaking though, sufficiently high metallicity and abundance of heavier elements would've occurred billions of years before Earth even formed so while it took Earth 4.3 billion years to produce intelligent, tool-using and speaking humans it's entirely possible entire civilizations have come and maybe gone before the first primitive bacteria came to be on Earth.

>Mars: Robots that come from space
>Europa: Creatures from the deep.

>28:35
Holy shit

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>We are so far away from any intelligent and sentient lifeforms that we'll never make first contact
>The galaxy could be filled to the brim with sentient lifeforms yet none of us have invented FTL travel
>Or they have but with how vast the galaxy is, they've never discovered this backwater solar system yet
>Or they just don't care because they see our species as primitive and not considered a threat
>Or we really are alone in the galaxy (in terms of sentient life)

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>At around 8,710,000 L, R136a1 is the most luminous star known, radiating more energy in four seconds than the Sun does in a year. Its brightness at the distance of the nearest star to Earth, Proxima Centauri (just over a parsec), would be about the same as the full moon.

>ON 618 is believed to be an accretion disc of intensely hot gas swirling around a giant black hole in the centre of a galaxy.
>From the size of this region and the speed it is orbiting, the law of gravity reveals that the mass of the black hole in TON 618 is 66 billion solar masses. A black hole of this mass has a Schwarzschild radius of 1,300 AU.
>The light originating from the quasar is estimated to be 10.4 billion years old. With an absolute magnitude of −30.7, it shines with a luminosity of 4×10^40 watts, or as brilliantly as 140 trillion Suns, making it one of the brightest objects in the known Universe.
>The surrounding galaxy is not visible from Earth, because the quasar itself outshines it.
Space is whack

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Me too.

When you read shit like >as luminous as 140 trillion suns

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>There's a Covenant-like faction somewhere out there in the galaxy glassing planets

it would literally take something as small as a pebble, to rip through the hull, killing everyone and destroying the ISS, creating the kessler effect and stranding us on earth for millenia while we kiss our space faring dreams goodbye

>us

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>WERE YOU BLINDED BY IT'S MAJESTY?

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What is this? Are those rings?

>close eyes
>listen to youtube.com/watch?v=J0QQJfPi3ps
>float away into the cosmos

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For me, its the mcchicken the best fastfood sandwhich

Yeah. The Sun is already so big that it seems incomprehensible to me. And to think that compared to other Suns it's relatively small...

2 words, Earth based microwave guns.

>Trying to turn Uranus into a giant ball of fire
Just fuck without lube

>Jennifer Aniston
200% fuckable back when she was on The Edge. Anything after that is just delusional.

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