Oh hey user, you play video games right? did you know our friend jordan here was a video game character? *giggles*

turn 1080 degrees and walk away

the one in the left looks asian to me

I keep getting highschool girls flirting with me whenever I go to mcdonalds with my friends at night how to I make them stop

she has nappy hair

oh cool, which character? I probably played her before.

wake up

I see two whites and possibly two latinas or jewish girls. Not one black or asian.

Take your schizo medication

I hang out with roasties like these sometimes, they're shallow as fuck and only talk about bullshit. This topic would never come up but if it did it means they're trying to set you up with Jordan

Hot 20 something guys know this feel, it sucks because they are so cute and horny

*BRAAAAAAAAAAP*

-Please smell

She was a video game character? What the hell do you mean you retard?
*dabs into space*

>Oh shit, really? For what game, Jordan? What was the experience like?
90% of Yea Forums would unironically struggle to come up with such a fucking simple conversation starter because of how autistic they are.

>you play video games right?
Yeah
>did you know our friend jordan here was a video game character?
Who?

wow virgin detected, you have no idea what women want. That line would interest a guy, not a girl

>I probably played her before
fuckign creep

I feel like I'm on Yea Forums right now

stupid whoar on the right blocked her cute feet

>"oh yeah, resident evil, good job, man"

carry on like a normal person

"Oh really? Come show me"
remember i left my sadpanda tabs up

chad/10

Middle left seems like she'd put her feet on anything in front of her, so that's where I'd sit.

PUT
SOME
CLOTHES
ON

who /has an easy time socializing with women because you're an ascended incel who dropped out of the dating pool/ here?

So Yea Forums, are you eligible to fuck jailbait?

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>seems like she'd put her feet on anything in front of her
There are a lot of girls like that

>16 , NV
Yes

I'd get my protractor out and work out the negative degrees of tits that one on the right has

Yeah I modded it to make her naked and fapped to her armpits.

"Jordan? Isn't that a guys name? Never mind, you're pretty enough to pull it off."

She'll instantly want your dick.

power move

>how you gonna breastfeed me ma, you ain't hot no tits!

Don't be autistic and just ask which game or ask surprised. If you're cute they won't care

here's a picture user, she thinks you're kinda cute btw

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"That's nice" walk away and continue what I was doing

You too.

>I did know. I've masturbated to her multiple times.

Yikes

Literal who

me on the left

I want all their FEET rubbing over my FACE

How do I make this start?

Okay, wanna go to my room so I can show you another game called how 4 girls can suck a dick?

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Do a 360 and walk away

...At the same time?

>The one in the back has a black and mild pipe in her hand

Nice.

why are they half-naked?

>she says she has masturbated to you too

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Yikes

SHUT THE FUCK UP LIAR. DO I LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE TO YOU?

Don’t let kids get away with this bullshit folks

Get out of my place fucking bitches, and take with you those nasty chairs.

They split in teams on 2 each team get 5 min to try and make me cum, they change after every 5min, winners get a nice load of cum to share

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they're just wearing summer clothes, Achmed

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>implying girls like these arent huge cunts irl
too much anime user

>they're attractive, so they must be cunts!

jordan is a VERY goofy girl tho

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>what was the experience like?
Autism, god damn I can feel how awkward you are through text alone.

Holy fuck bros imagine sliding your hand down the stomach and into her shorts...

Oh yeah? Cool! Want to come in and get a bowl of eggs?

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He's right roastie

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or bodyslamming her and getting her armpits into an exploitable position

Neat. How's it feel to get played? You know, as a character?

>USA

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I can't because jordan is too pure haha

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>that feel sliding your hand in, every inch feeling longer than the last as you slide under her tiny soft panties to her slightly hairy but not jungle tier mound down to her soft, smooth but wet lips and pushing your finger in lightly as it explodes into softness and warmth as your finger finds her tiny tight hole

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The default state for girls is they are cunts unless they want something from you

would she have been a better Rey than ... i forgot her name, in star wars?

I ask her where she got her "going into games" machine

try not to cry
run away before they see you cry

But warning you'll have to eat all of them

>samefagging
hahaha, yes, anyone that disagrees with your beta cuck mentality is roastie. Don't you have to go to a thread about how much you hate women because they won't show you their bobs and vagene
She really does seem like fun girl.

I like how posts like this show very clearly who doesn't go outside.

"Yeah, I played it. It was pretty good actually."
Simply not being a sperg helps in most situation.

look at her instagram dude, shes like 20 and travels to exotic places 24/7
shes gulping some millionaire's cum

>you didn't download any mods did you?
w-what SAY!!@??

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>what's the correct move here?
tell them I just blew a huge, yellowish load and it felt great, ask if they want to see the stained tissue

>beta cuck
I'm probably one of the only guys on this board that can fuck girls like this. And it's not by being beta. You treat them like the cunts they are

"No, I played it on PS4"

video game character? What the fuck does that mean? What character? From what videogame? God, you don't know ANYTHING about videogames, do you? FUCK YOU
I HATE YOU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

She's a spic.

Have sex

>yellowish
Go see a doctor

ask them if they know the guy who modeled for leon

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that's a normal color if you don't fap for a week

Yeah bro, and I work for Nintendo.

user ive done 3 no fap months and the first nut was always huge but white, not yellow.

>Not a single 14
God America is pathetic

yellowish tint is nothing special

my dude I said yellowish not yellow, I don't cum macaron filling or some shit

>he's never had yellowish cum
Underage detected

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how old is Jordan and why was Claire modelled after her?

haha jordan is not sexually active so i don't know why people keep making lewd statements about her!

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>Not having massive but watery cumshots
kek

Those are the worst, they often leak from the tissues.

I implore you to reconsider

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>everyone in this thread

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I love Jordan

>ever talking to thin as sin bitches

stop projecting

ofcourse she is secually active, most normal people are

Yeah, I fucked Jordan the night she dressed like this.

Dooood, look at that freedom.

>not a single 8
FTFY

I didn't have a threesome that night. Can't be.

That's literally how it works, retard. People who get lots of attention tend to be very egocentric.

the best answer here, we can already
/thread

At certain age you should stop going to McDonald's

Nobody wants to be white so don't worry.

No shit u autist

Please stop haunting me

well jordan is on the spectrum so she is not normal

having a certain dress doesn't mean anything

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lose weight

>Yeah? Which game, Jordan?

kek

Wrong, pretty and attractive people tend to be nice, its usually ugly people who are cunts. Yeah I know what halo affect is, but it’s still true regardless of that

My future wife on the right

I could probably collapse your anus with my chin

>3dpd manjawed trannies
Ew

rape

She drunk as fuck

>tfw almost got qt awkward looking brown haired energetic tall gf
>didn't get the hints and all my friends hated her and told her to go away.

As someone who has hung out with legit attractive people (models and shit, my ex gf had hot relatives) they arent nasty people by default, they were born that way, so they kind of take it for granted (not in a bad way), meaning they dont really think about that kind of shit unless it's deliberately brought up. Of course there are exactly the kind of people you describe out there but their terrible personalities more often than not put them into the dead-end variety obscurity and/or failure, no one likes being lorded over

>our friend jordan here was a video game character?
what the heck does that even mean? make a better thread next time.

>Pathetic 3/10 beta incels that are unwilling to improve are complaining about not having a model GF
Can't make this up

this retard doesn't understand the english language

>Still has "age of consent"

Inshallah on your 4th world country

>our friend jordan here was a video game character
what the fuck am I reading?

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Lmao, she's the ugliest one there

Sorry, I don't play with girls, I'm a gamer, not a player.

I agree that many ugly people act like cunts, because most of them are angry at life for how they were born. But the condescending behaviour that good looking people show is sickening.

I prefer a thousand times more, a person who says shit at my face, instead of someone who talks at my back, or sees me as inferior.

...

incels.

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Politely show them the way out and go read the bible.

one of the 4 women in OP is the model of Claire in Capcom's Resident Evil 2 Remake. Pay this kindness forward user!

Why not just fuck them? Age of consent in most states is 16 or 17

There's a thing called having a conscious, maybe you've heard of it

Just flex a 'cep bro

>not speedrunning to total sociopath by actively numbing yourself to social conscious and avoiding all repercussions

Can I touch your breasts now?

Thank you for taking the time to satiate my curiosity user.

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>tfw a girl likes you

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conscience

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What does it mean exactly to have a conscious?

More or less. Even hanging out with cool roasties is getting tiring though. They all caught wind of exploiting betas for cash online and I die a little more inside each time they bring it up. I want to drop out completely at this point.

why am I hanging out with 13 year olds? stop making me feel old

>girl likes you
>she is the one who shows the first sign
>realize "wait she likes me" and get the confidence to flirt with her and actually try
>get into a serious relationship
>3 years later after dizzy highs and depressing lows we break up because it doesn't work
>go back to being passive and friendly but not actively pursuing women

I don't know this feel.

why is part of Yea Forums obsessed with a 6,5/10?
face is cute, but she has no ass, no hips and no tits
I really don't understand it

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>be face model for a video game character
>immediately get creeped on by Yea Forumsirgins

Let's have sex
>No way user, we don't see you that way and that's gross
I wasn't asking girls.

I just wanna go on a platonic cute coffee date with jordan is that too much to ask?

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but why user?
she's nothing special, I'm not going to say she's ugly, but nothing special
a cute face, that's it, there are better girls everywhere

>finally go on a date with a woman
>try and conversation with her about anything of meaning, value or depth
>shes a moron
>just wants to gossip and can only discuss anything on a surface level

classic, I've had nearly 8 of these "dates" now

Because this is Yea Forums and she has something to do with games or something like that idk.
If you were a true gamer you would understand.

>Ass
>Hips
>Tits
>Actually caring about these things
Subhuman detected.

do your parents know you're gay?

sure if you want to fuck an ironing board go for it

because there's something special about jordan i can't put it into words! but i love jordan A LOT!

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Skinny girls are unironically better. There's nothing inherently great about a "thick" girl in bed.

>t.

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>love
>doesn't even know of your existence

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Why are we still here?

Wait, I do t remember making this post

>tfw had girls like this showing me their soles in high school
I miss those times

>Nobody wants to be white so don't worry.
then why do we have all those bleaching products?LMAO

Do you ever feel anxious on balconies because they look like they could fall off really easily and you could plummet to your death helpless to stop it?

This is levels of COPE the likes of which have never been seen. Don't worry user, I know it's bait ;)

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Eerily accurate except she cheated

And get your money or property.

There's a name for that. It's a psychological phenomenon that's documented.

England get out

Yeet them out of your balcony!

Tell those fucking slags to either whip out dicks or get the fuck off my property.

I get this. Leaning over the ledge and looking down at the ground gets rid of it though.

What's it called?
What if it happens every time I'm on a balcony?
And then I go inside and realise that the house could collapse and I'd be crushed to death?

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I realize I can never have a gf because I'm way too sexually inexperienced for my age and it literally freaks every single girl out.

It's not like I want a virgin. I just want one that doesn't look at me like I'm a misshapen freak.

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dude, go out with a woman older than you. Im assuming you're around 20? I hooked up with a 35 year old mom at age 22 and she showed me the ropes. Older women are amazing, trust me.

I'm soon 27.

>he thinks salvation lies in sociopathy
no escape even for the psychos

>27
So what kind of Wizard are you gonna be?

thats a rip for you

find a girl who just wants to fuck and pretend to know what youre doing, be aggressive and slightly forceful while confident and complimenting her. the more you do that with random slags and when you meet your waifu you can do this her but in the whole "ive had one or two serious girlfriends" way and not "ive shagged every girl i can get" so she feels special but loves how rough you are confident you are

Why am I with girls third of my age?

Shit dude

that's fine don't listen to those anons, aim for a cougar dude, they are usually more than happy to show you how it's done. if you dont like older women ofc this advice is useless but if you have any kind of attraction you will love it. They're usually super horny, nice, caring, loving, understanding. I'm addicted to them.

Remember you have to meditate and keep yourself to strict nofap in order to manifest wizarding abilities.

Ugly people actually tend to be very reserved and sometimes depressed, not sure where you get the idea they all have this confidence to be outward cunts all the time

>sticcs with no hips
why is this fashionable?

>Find a cougar bro
>Just be yourself bro

"Yeah, the "X gon give it to ya" mod."

By making this post that applies to you too
Checkmate

You're a pedo

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Nobody in this picture is black, are you colorblind or something?

Someone include me in the screen cap, because that was fucking BASED!

The one on the left is the best looking one.

It ain't too late to hit the gym

Third world women match your third world taste, away with you plebeian.

Seriously? Whenever i turn around 3 times people thing I'm retarded.

But she's literally the sexiest one

oof