Why aren’t you a real hero, Yea Forums?

IT'S MA'AM

>join army
>end up sitting in front of a computer sending out drones like a video game

I didn't drop out of school

maybe if it meant defending my country and not dying in some desert shithole for jews

>Wanting to actually go into combat
yikes, you know there are other ways to be in the army and collect based jew dollars without getting blown to smithereens, right?

Yes goy fight for (((Israel))).

>join
>pic related happens

Fuck bros

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>fighting for the government.
Yeah, that's a no from me, mate

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OUCH

yeah but at least no dying for (((them)))

I work for the jew. I am damn proud to be a soldier...I just wish I didnt work for the jew.

Its a horrible feel.

Goyim exist to serve God's Chosen People™. Die for Israel, goy!

I can only hope!

>drone warfare
The future is now

...

Thats the (Ch)air Force user.

AmA? I guess. I have a few stories.

Thanks for the naloxone treatments, faggot. I hate firefighters so goddamn much.

>trying to recruit Ralph Wiggum's
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_100,000

I work in a bar and I get to meet so many vets. They're such fucking messes and they support themselves by begging the government for drugs which they then sell on the black market. I thank god my mom wouldn't let me join because I fear I would have ended up being one of those leeches.

>print out sheet saying whatever you want
>hang it up and take a picture with your phone like it's real
>post online for likes, retweets and upvotes
why is this a meme
made worse to me because the US army had a real and actually hilarious ad campaign targeting gamers over a decade ago using the tagline "If your life was a video game, would anyone play it?"

>Give up my life and head to goatfucker territory just so (((they))) can get money and oil
Yeah I think I'm fine pretending to be a hero

B&R

?

Because I'm not a brainwashed patriotic cuck giving my life away for some fat fucks in a shitty country.

what's your rank, anonkun

>"If your life was a video game, would anyone play it?"
that cuts deep

I am
I’m in the coast guard and saved over a shit ton of people during the Caribbean fantasy fire in Puerto Rico 2016
cbsnews.com/amp/news/more-than-500-evacuated-in-cruise-ship-fire-near-puerto-rico/

I guess I’m a hero I was just following orders

This, join for yourself and don’t let someone’s ideals or whatever imaginary bullshit influence your decision.
t. ANG Airman

Because I'm a real human bean

Oh boy I can't wait to bomb civilian villages- I mean... "ISIS strongholds"

>Fucking with Ralph.

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coast guard desu desu

fpbp

I hate heroism.

everyone's experience is different dude. If you arent like that now you wont be like that after service

>Be average joe
>Sent out into the Vietnam jungle
>In charge of a platoon of soliders, have to watch out for Viet Kong in the trees, sniping you, laying out the most awful traps you have ever seen
>All your food and water is laced with psychedelic drugs because you're being experimented on
>Your platoon consists of a bunch of retarded guys, some downies, some just fat basement dwelling NEETs that couldn't dodge the draft
Why has no game or movie captured this historical kino

Yikes and /pol/pilled

You're dying for (((them))) every day you go to work user.

This too.

PV1 desu
Ive been doing everything possible to pass that PT test. Gonna take it at the end of the month.

It's a pretty shitty spell

A "real hero"? You mean a shabbos goy who is the enemy of God and my people?

Because I don't want to kill people and fight for no reason

you should drop the retarded internet conservative nonsense. Itll make you better

Fpbp

At least a video game won't turn me into a cripple

This is why we need Communism.

fpbp

What’s the biggest load of bullshit you have to deal with daily?

I'll never forget the Halo Master Chief Collection launch where the Army handed out beer koozies and hats from their "porto game" truck or whatever. I worked at a Papa John's that was next door to a GameStop, so i got to witness the sadness of a serviceman who realized half the people in line were either too weird or too fat to ever see combat

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Instead of asking "what can I do for my country", you should be asking "what can my country do for Israel".

If I'd been born in another country, maybe I'd enlisted.
Not in Spain, fuck them.

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Damn straight

junkie retard, just die already. ps you can buy noloxone from pharmacies soon w.o a script so you stop wasting taxpayer money, nignog

>accidently gun down children from safe distance while humming American Pie
>play some vidya

tough choice

>fight wars for Israel
>IM A HERO!
lol, just like Caitlyn Jenner huh?

No, this is why we need a fascist regime that will purge all Jews who were the original proponents of communism.

best of luck user

>stormniggers aren't ruining Yea Forums and don't bring up jews constan-

Fascism has never worked.

I don't get killed when I pretend to be a hero.

Already clean. I was planning on making it out on a high note. Since that day I have decided life is worth living, but I hate firefighters for keeping me here.

My parents thought I had a cancerous nut because it didn't drop and moronically got it removed when I was like 5 without actually having a doctor see if it had a risk for cancer.
How long would it take to get a waiver for this since the military shrieks like a retard monkey at any mention of cancer?
It wasn't cancerous, I have the doctor's written confirmation that it wasn't cancerous.

Any fascist regime that purges communism won't stop there. Videogames, porn, and anime will all follow with it along with all unmanly faggot pursuits.

do we fight with swords and use magic in the military? no? then fuck off

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It worked out great for Germany until they were firebombed into dust by Jews and their puppets. Also, communism has never worked. It is a blueprint for genocide masking itself as a political ideology that will benefit the working class while usurping the bourgeoise.

I'm shipping out the week after next for basic. Got myself an alright IT job. Why do so many people seems to think they'll see combat or be anywhere near that shit? There's so many job options I can't see why you'd willingly pick that kind of shit.

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I remember our annex had the game early and were giving out challenge coins for the game. I remember it felt very dirty, like some government money was being passed around to indoctrinate kids.

be a hero, die for israel and saudi arabia

I agree with you. All of these things are degenerate vices that wouldn't have been out of place in Weimar. We'd be better off without them.

Nazi Germany wasn't actually fascist. Fascism doesn't even exist. It has no set definition.

>1918: Germany ravaged and broken, up to its eyeballs in debt
>1939-1940: Germany smashes Britain's, France's, and Poland's asses in a year
>never worked
This thread isn't videogames.

>it worked out great until we got problems

Same could be said about communism. Or about any shitty idea, really.

Honest to God? Brigade. Pay issues? Brigade is "working on it". Need to file paperwork. "Can't, Brigade is on a back log." At the field on time? Gotta wait for Brigade.

FOR ISRAEL AND GODS CHOSEN PEOPLE, THE JEWISH RACE!

It worked for Chile.

It's always amazing that Americans are massively anti tax and anti government but slurp up all the cool aid they can about the military

That takes balls user. What's the worst situation you've been in?

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Because you're not risking your life to defend your country, only to serve political needs of the government.

user I would talk to a recruiter. My recruiter got me in and told me outright to lie about my asbergers. If you want in, they will get you in.

Real heroes don't follow orders from puny humans and corporations.

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I'm already too old for service.

>Communism has never worked

Don’t mind me, guizi. Just being a global superpower.

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>only to serve political needs of the government and the economic needs of a corporate oligarchy
ftfy

PO3 of Navy here desu. Wish I joined the airforce or coast guard

Good luck. Striking at our vices is striking at freedom. The virus is in the blood now.

literally not communist

Aight, thanks. I want to go into the USAF and be a nonner fucking neet. Give me a button to bomb pakis I'll press it all day I don't give a shit.

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Are you a drone pilot? If not, what do you do? I met alot of air force guys while getting my a&p.

So it’s not true Communism?

I’ve heard that before.

China today is an amalgam of communism and capitalism; not true communism. What was China like under Mao? Four pests campaign.

Delete this immediately

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When I was in the marines I wished I joined the navy. Their rooms and housing were so much nicer.

Yes, serve your ((country)) and not yourself, your ((country)) is bigger than you

They don't do it for themselves either, in the form of money and benefits. That's the opposite of what a hero does in fact.

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>implying the nz killer wasn't a jewish false flag

Conservatives are all about proportionality. Lazy and irresponsible people should not get shit. But the myth of heroism as shown in OP is pretty much all you need to explain military spending.

If you're 17-25 and you have 0 plans for life. I'm talking total NEET loser like I was. Go in the fucking Air Force. Seriously it's a joke and any fatty can make it. If you take it seriously it will 100% turn your life around for the better. Don't stay a NEET into your 30s like I did and royally fuck up your life. If you're too averse to risk taking by taking out a loan and going to college or you're too weak to do physical labor, the military is easy mode for guidance counseling and keeping you moving forward just like high school and before was. You may not like everything about it but oh well that's life. There's shittier things you could be doing like slave labor for some company at near minimum wage with no way out. Don't end up like I did. Please if you fall into that age bracket and you're a hopeless NEET, heed my warning and do something about it.

Literal Zionist.

FUCK LANDLORDS AND FUCK SPARROWS

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I was sitting around in the waiting room and the fucking siren goes we rushed out to get tabby out of the tree again. Mrs Wallace gave us some lemonade after

my uncle is an expat running a company in China. It ain't fucking communist, user

>Wanting Forniters in your unit

Id be surprised if any of them pass basic.

Don't bother user. Supporters of Communism will say that Venezuela isn't true communism out of one corner of their mouth while asserting that China is 100% pure communist out of the other. They're blind and deaf to the fact that China as it currently exists is built on top of the largest economic bubble in world history.

Hey remember when this board was about videogames?

China isn't real communism, retard. Human nature makes real communism impossible
Also China isn't a global superpower, we only have one of those

Time to enroll!

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I hate the current expectation of having to support and respect our troops and all that

Why should I respect soldiers? No one forced you to join, and you haven't defended America from a legitimate threat in nearly 100 years

All you've done is destabilise the middle east and slaughtered its native inhabitants

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There are heroes on both sides.

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disregard this mong, do absolutely anything else and you'd have spent your time/life more wisely

>i enrolled to fight in the middle east and defend israel, because the US is a puppet state of israel

Based

>turn a feudal shithole into a global superpower
>BTFO the Nazis so hard that the entire free world owes you a debt they will never be able to properly repay
>explore goddamn motherfucking outer space

The Soviet Union was real Communism, and it was fucking glorious.

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Your perfect! Hell everyone wants to join the Air Force. Its cush. But it has its own level of bullshit. Good luck ranking up past Specialist.

Those are dictatorships. A true communist country wouldn't allow that type of violence to exist.

Such peaceful people, those Mexicans.
elpasotimes.com/story/news/crime/2016/04/19/rocket-launcher-cartel-arsenal-seized/83218056/

Oh I'm actually going to 1/1 in March(I'm a corpsman). What should I expect, user?

>enroll instead of enlist
>that old man soldier with a mustache
Can't these liberal cocksuckers at least do a little bit of homework before REEEEEEEing out via their childish cartoons?

>The New York Times
>"I enrolled to fight in the Middle East"
fucking hell, not even subtle about it are (((they)))

Hell no. I am an STT operator. I help with getting satellite signals and stand outside. It sucks. But my unit is awesome.

The middle East has been in perpetual war for thousands of years. Sand niggers literally don't stop killing each other.

So they let you just dick around on the internet all day in Basic now?

>"We have no compassion and we ask for no compassion from you. When the time comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror."

lmao

>ruin progress the established power dynamics were leading towards
>betray your allies
>waste resources on a retarded space race

AOC please leave my image board.

If I wanted to kill people and get away with it I'd join SWAT. The military has to worry about rules of engagement.

But really interested in using civilians for target practice desu

>worked as a teller
>soldier boys come in and fill out account application
>pvt 1: bruh, what do i put as occupation
>pvt 2 :murderer, heh heh heh
>pvt 1: yeah man, huh, huh, huh
Real heroes, indeed.

>be US military
>can't fire unless fired upon

>be US city police
>can fire upon anyone with a small dark object in their hand

MGSV has you doing that literally, you go to third world countries, steal their resources and brainwash their people to serve you

Do you guys legit use vidya controllers, LR was that just for prototypes?

Remember the 66,000,000 who died in the Holodomor

Good and goypilled

Why would I want to go fight and die in a foreign country half a world away? What heroism is there in killing goatfuckers with old soviet surplus?
Besides, if I'd join any branch it'd be the air force.

The only victim of Communism I give a shit about is Laika.

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Nope. Im on spare time.

It literally wasn't communism though, USSR was a socialist state on the path to communism but it never claimed to have reached communism

I was east-coast, but expect your new name to be "doc" from now on. Our corpsmen were always treated well; they were exempt from most of the stupid punitive shit that everyone had to put up with.
They answered to their own chain of command so I never really got to see what it was really like for them.

Always amuses me the way the different branches shit on each other to distract from the fact that they're all being manipulated by boomers in washington for money theyll never even see

>invade Iraq
>create ISIS and migrant crisis
>"real hero"

Why is America so fucking stupid?

>literally a phoenix economy that had it gone on would've burned out and eaten itself

Being a consumerist is already wasting you life and dying for them.

>be US military
>can't fire unless fired upon
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

the USA instigates nearly every single conflict it is or has engaged in

fun fact: military threads are by extension reddit threads because it's about one of the only social sites you can actually use on military intranet

If you have a pulse you'll pass basic.

This.

You aren't a hero in the army. You are a fucking puppet.

>always made fun of militaryfags
>graduate from college
>unemployed for 3 years
>my only chance of unJUST my life is to enter the same institutions I mocked in the past
>mfw now I'm also a militaryfag
okay life, you win this one, I'm sorry okay

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Almost no one dies in the military, pussy

>collating geopolitics with military rules of engagement
Brainlet.

Boomers are truly despicable.

not really, no; it's not comparable to getting blown up by an IED or decapitated or watching your friends/comrades with their organs pouring out of them. Oh no, I pay taxes, how totally comparable to literal death!

I hate veterans, boohoohoo everyone I knew died and I lost half of my body because I went like a sheep to fight in Vietnam for no fucking reason at all just because some old farts happily having orgies in their estates told me.
Why the fuck should I pity you.

Losing weight to join the airforce now will be joining as an officer and getting free education, room and board, food with no worries for four years. Then I'll be a veteran with additional work experience and hopefully a security clearance to get additional work options.

It's not that bad a trade famalam you could eat shit on the outside for four years shitposting or join up and get paid to shitpost between whatever office job you get while serving the greatest country on earth.

Oh wait the army sorry no thanks I'm not a grunting retard.

I don't want to spend ages in basic training getting yelled at by sergeants or being hazed or whatever. Plus I think I'm too old at this point.

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hosers are posers
nah I'm jus kidding that's based

They don't make movies about the guy who installed the printer so nobody thinks about them when they think of the Military.

If we do not honor those who serve nobody's going to want to risk their lives for future wars. We gotta pretend like it means something to keep the cycle going.

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setting up military bases is worse than taking the first gunshot, you dummy. And what about the invasion of Iraq where hell was rained down upon various cities with cruise missiles launched from ships before the land invasion took place? That sure doesn't seem like waiting to be shot first

Came here to say this. Real heroes gotta die for Israel, goy.

imagine drafting zoomers

The only reason why i wont, Would rather join or start a militia

You nigger ever heard about draft and shit?

WWI caused the Ottoman Empire to collapse and the west rewrote national borders to cause conflict in the region. Then after WWII we resettled Jews in Palistine and called it Israel pissing off religious leaders leading to the current conflicts.

t. never read a history book, specifically the chapter on how the british and french fucked the middle east through its partition

Thanks man, must get tough, stay safe.

Nice man, good luck. I'm a Staff Sergeant in the airforce. It's fun, I do paperwork for 6-7 hours a day, make good money, come home and play video games and shitpost. Gonna do this for 14 more years and retire.

>join Air Force because ASVAB says I'm not a dumbshit
>told I'll go overseas and kill durkas as a super spy
>2.5 years of Intel training
>spend rest of career at a desk listening to durkas having phone sex
>mfw I'm a dumbshit

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>hey kids, why spend saturdays watching boring cartoons about fighting aliens when you can help fight real illegal aliens

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I thought the navy boys were the gay ones?

you know how I know you don't live in the greatest country of slaves for israel in the world?

nigga they all gay

Don't pretend you care about some desert dwelling savages, The british and french were to big of pussy's to finish the job

Intel dudes are fucking weird man, you got anime stickers on your car?

>join army
>everything gets fucked up
>get discharged from basic
>told I have almost no chance of getting back in unless a new war breaks out

OY VEY GOYIM! GOING TO GAMESTOP INSTEAD OF DYING FOR ISRAEL IS LITERALLY ANUDDA SHOAH!

I got a 99 on the ASVAB and I joined infantry because of delusions of grandeur. At least you're not as dumb as me.

Doesn't matter cause I'm jewish

ok post the unedited one where he's dabbing

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NANI!
me too #winning #jewgold #whenwilltheylearn

why do people think the jews are evil when the jews actually help us fight sandniggers more than every country in europe combined

because it's through their orchestration that we're fighting one another to begin with

Don’t try to justify the the fact you’re still dying to their Jewish tricks.
Either way, outright you’re dying for them.
Stop with the mental gymnastics.
The statement wasn’t how much, but the outright fact you are dying for them already despite joining the military.

It's not that bad anymore, they can't cuss at you or touch you anymore.

25 is too old to be joining the military. People my age should already be officers or whatever, not in bootcamp.

user, they're not helping you fight the sandniggers, you're helping them fight the sandniggers, and that isn't good.

>stop with the mental gymnastics
says you, who is conflating buying goods and services and paying taxes with fucking "death" lmao!

We had a 27 year old in my boot camp. We called him "the grand old man."

I wouldn't pass the mental health checks to get into the military

Why are you fighting sandniggers in the first place? Because they are the Jews closest enemy and they want their land, Why are you fighting for Israels interests? Because america is the Jews bitch, They say jump, You say how high? like good goyim

The only thing you will inherit is death, like your father the devil. Your existence is a lie and your reward is as empty as a lie. Omnia vanitas.

>BTFO the Nazis
We'll send wave after wave of our own men at them until they reach their potential kill limit.

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I bet he struggled to keep up with all the 18 year olds too, maybe not in arm strength but in stamina for sure.

Are you just going to believe everything the Nazi propaganda wing shat out?

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Red and basedpilled

>going to sneed's?
>buying feed where you pretend to seed?
>knock on chuck's and become a real fuck and suck

I am, I'm a pediatric nurse. Do the Neets populating this board honestly believe everyone here is an unsalaried wage slave?

Staff seargent senpai can you tell me about the onboarding and other things to expect? What should I study specifically to ensure I get the location and job in IT sector that isn't the boonies?
I know I have to pass the physical exam and I'm not too nervous about that but I want to make sure to ACE the written exam and get work that is gonna help me get a networking or cybersecurity position if/when accepted.
I have work experience in IT, managerial, and training skills what do I need to get on the test. Big thinking even bigger returns on investing four years into the airforce.

All these people claiming I'm going to die for Jews are going to end up paying my retirement when I turn 38. Haha, fucking cucks, and they can't do shit about it. I fucking love the kikes, I'll gladly let them pay me. Life's fucking good.

I don't kill brown children for Israel.

fpbp

You niggers are worse than Jews.

You're right. Those Russian dudes just went missing is all.
Migrated to America or something.

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>Try Capitalism
>Dies
The absolute soviet state

No, but it wouldn't matter anyway, because to "do well", you must participate in a Jew college and the first two years of college are an extended exercise in operant-conditioning where the student is required to absorb, reconfigure, and regurgitate technicolor chunks of globohomo cuckspew onto a piece of paper (In MLA format) to get a good grade.

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>destabilizing third world shitholes in order to serve foreign interests and flood your nation with more refugees
>real heroism
Pick one.

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Because I'm a real human bean.

these dont make you a hero tho

>>that old man soldier with a mustache
It's his mouth

>dying
You must be one of those retards that thinks everyone in the military fights. The majority of jobs are support and will never see combat.
Most are sitting at a desk pushing papers while YOU pay for their paycheck, housing, food, healthcare, and education. All while you cry about a a fictional boogeyman.
IT'S DA JOOS!! Lmao you stupid fuckwit.

>This kills the commie European

For me it was APA format but point taken

>Why aren't you a real hero, Yea Forums?
Pretending is the only way I can cope when my heart has a butt-shaped hole in it.

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Why would i want to sit behind a desk, I already do that, I want to kill sand niggers, But for my own interests

SHOOT PEOPLE GOOD

yes

Anno games do have colonialism mechanics like selling booze to spics and claiming isles like if it were free real state

Insulting people who play video games is not an effective way to recruit them.

>Stop saying bad things about the Jews, y-you're just a big STUPID! Haha, that'll show em!

Half of population literally can’t go to the military. If you ever been charged with having weed, had depression, or anything on your record, they tell you to fuck off.

Maybe, but I'm still not the kind of do well in groups. Almost certain I'd be the one that gets bullied or fucked with by my unit until I went nuts and killed someone. Plus I'm in my late twenties so I'd probably be out of place in a bunch of teen-agers and working class people.

Literally victoria 2

I don't know about actually joining the army but being one of those self-entitled bratty vets sounds pretty good. Acting like the whole world owes them and getting away with it.

So when you take your ASVAB, there are four sections, they call it M.A.G.E (Mechanical, administrative, General, electrical). For the job you want you are going to want to score high in General and administrative. Gk down to the bookstore or on Amazon and you can get an ASVAB study book. I'd personally get one and focus on general and admin. General is just English and math. In the end the airforce is going to make the final decision on what job you get, but you have decent odds of getting what you put on your dream sheet. Avoid open contracts, aircraft maintenance, and security forces. If you put any of those on your sheet, your probably gonna get it. Go talk to a recruiter if you can, he will be able to help you more.

Yea man it's not for everyone, I'm the same way, social anxiety and whatnot. I was surprised to find others just like me, a lot of outcasts and dorks join the military, don't know why

kekkekeke I did this
I got injured too
get paid for the rest of my life to shitpost and play video games
$2.4k a month tax free ain't that bad

I'm thinking of moving to a shithole where rent is like $200 and just staying inside and ordering amazon and groceries for anything

Happened to me too. At least I got paid for it. In retrospect I probably dodged a bullet.

fuck that, i get 2k a month and moved to my future retirement city. I still work but all that money just goes into my pocket

goddamnit why is this so funny.
what makes simpsons posting so kino to several generations?

Hahahahahaha

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If you do that you can do something like transcription or mTurk to make even more spending cash on top of what you get in checks. It's very easy to make $200 a month doing this without leaving the house.

what are either of those things and how do I do it

>Blow up sandcastles in some desert
>Kill a few goat-herders for thinking bad about Israel
>Become a "hero"

America is the most cucked nation on Earth. You are just fodder for Jews to throw at ragheads, none of the men who died in the military in the last hundred years were heroes, they were just idiot pawns serving a foreign "country".

Amazon mechanical Turk, look it up

Everybody loves firemen.

Because computers and long range weapons miles away do all the fun stuff. All the army does now is just escorts, guard duty for sand nigger stuff and run over IEDs resulting in death. War.... has changed

>Lost a 1 v 1 war against Poland.

Bravo, superpower.

this is another form of slavery and should be illegal

Who the fuck cares about being a hero. I'm just here to collect your tax dollars you pay to the Jews, thanks for the 48k salary, I hardly even work.

most military jobs are non-combat and I doubt anyone here is recommending a combat role for anyone
but fuck the you know who as well

If i cant invade, rape, pillage and claim land for myself why even bother to go to war?

>obligated to rescue niggers that put holes in their boats so they get a free ride to citizenship in your country

Not shitting on your job but c'mon man what are you really doing

Thats for yourself mortal. I fully intend to become amortal during my lifetime.

There are no heroes or heroins in war. If you lose, you're worm food.
You're putting your hands in the elites that have a plan for our world, and it benefits absolutely nobody but them.
Become a real hero and change somebody else's life. Become a therapist, become a doctor, become something where you can save lives rather than end lives.

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the military is a socialistic paradise and I miss it every single day

Unironically look up info on Redd*t for either of them. There's a learning curve but I made $1000 in a few months off mTurk. I work a real (((job))) now but still use mturk for gas money and vidya expenses. You'll need a few browser plugins to be good at mturk, transcription is its own thing and I've only dabbled in it and can't tell you much about it.

You talk like America is the only country in the world with a military

based

>but fuck the you know who as well
Awww, Cute

Pretty much, litterly sone off the most soul crushing work ever. I did it for like a week in college, wanted to kill myself after the first day.

Its pitiful as a form of income but if you're already getting NEETbux from the government and want to make some extra money without actually working it can't be beat.

I'd join the army if there was no chance of combat and I could just be part of the army band or something.

Compared to every other country - yes. The US military is larger than the next 9 countries on the top 10 list combined.

That's why they went to war, to continue succeeding. But Jews couldn't let Germany succeed

My job now sucks but I can quit and find something else. If I join the military though won't I get fucked if it turns out not to be enjoyable? Don't you sign away a chunk of your freedom when you enlist?

that's a thing

At least we arent faggots who communist and are manipulated by boomers anyway.

>Why aren’t you a real hero, Yea Forums?

Because without my glasses I'm legally blind and I fucked my leg up playing football in high school. Even if I wanted to join the army, there's no way I could pass any of the entrance exams.

What if I told you
No one is forcing you to be a consumerist
People chose themselves to be slave
You can work and have a fulfilling career and be done with it in 10 years if you invest your money and live off your interests.

>shooting people in their own nations for Jewish interests
>being a hero
Cool!

Knock on our door and become a real murderer!

To any recruiters in this thread, Why do most soldiers leave to become private contractors/Mercs? is it because the negatives outweigh the benefits in the army? I think so. The army is only good for training

Yea, you sign up for 4 or 6 years. 4 years flies by though. I see a lot of people do it just for the free college. I've been in ten years, feels like I joined a year ago. Shit flies by.

>the military only consist of those guys you see in movies and video games

standing up when the anthem is playing is standard shit my man, everyone does it in my country as well

My buddy did that, then oops off to Afghanistan! Never saw it coming.

most soldiers stay in until they're bored and want something new
then they get out and get offered 100k+ a year to do what they were already doing
do the math

I appreciate what you do, user.

I'm not dying for Israel. Thirdly, you turn yourself into a tool for the state who is certainly not doing heroic things.

Become a fire fighter, ambulance driver or surgeon if you want to be a hero. Or, join the military when we're actually under attack.

>WW1
response to germans sinking a US liner
>WW2
response to Pearl Harbor attack
>Afghan War
response to Afghan refusing to turn in Osama, and no 9/11 was not an inside job, if the Us wanted to do something like that they wouldn't do it in such a retarded way that truthers claim they did
>most cold war wars
Nearly all of them were instigated by Russia

>CA$H BONUSES

>army
Don't you want to make women gush just from the presence of your masculinity and ability to kill a man where he stands tho?
Saying you're in the army is never going to do that.

China is going to collapse faster than everyone else

If you want to live alone in your cuckshed, sure.

Money, I can make 110k a year doing the same job im doing now in the military. But it depends on the job. I'm RPA mechanic with 9 years experience.

Work for money = good
Work for government \ jews = kinda bad
Also private sector pay exponentially more and you have less troubles, well maybe in the usa is the same as a warzone but in the rest of the civilized world is better.

>being a Zogbot and heroically wasting your live for the merchants
Nah i'd rather not.

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Legally disabled with neetbux. I'm pretty fucked in the head so boot camp would crack me.
Awesome.

Yikes and bluepilled

I've been to kandahar Afghanistan, shits a joke. The Taliban can't kill shit

Irrelevant. The efforts go to the same goal.

...Patton was referring to the Russians tho

Was the lemonade cold?

Israel is our greatest ally and we should feel honored to lay down out lives for them.

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What the fuck does that even mean faggot
You've got your head so full of shit you can't even make a sentence that makes sense

>response to germans sinking a US liner
Literally a false flag, and we we're already waging an economic war against them.
World went to shit after this point. That fucked up habidasher ruined everything.

You can do that, its called not picking an infantry job. Nobody forces you or pushes you into that, if they do walk out and go somewhere else. Shit, my recruiter even suggested not doing infantry because it doesn't offer much options if I decide to get out.

>American war criminals
>real heroes
hahahahaha they can only kill civilians and friendly British troops.

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>Thinking the casus belli is the real motivation of the war. Im gonna set up better for you.
WW1: avoid all colonies snatched by germans and neighborhood pals
WW2: jews mostly
Afghan war: commie issues about oil zones
Most cold war wars: commie issues about oil zones
All the wars fought in the last 50 years by burgers: OIL and nothing else
Also: war machine must be fed or big corporates lose money so every period of time usa must send people to die, throw missiles, bullets, drones, planes or whatever somewhere for any reason they can find.
But you are probably a burger so... enjoy diying somewhere.

But that's jacob's ladder.

1 billion hours in ms paint

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>You can work and have a fulfilling career and be done with it in 10 years if you invest your money and live off your interests.
Is this the biggest meme in the 21st century?

Tried to. They told me no because of my incurable condition (type 1 diabetes)

Would still join in a heartbeat if I could.

Why would it be a meme ? Are you copping because you don't even earn enough money to be ahead of the curve ? Stay poor europlet

What don't you understand?

Why would I need to knock on their door to do that

>Afghan War
>9/11
9/11 was perpetuated by Saudis, so an invasion of Afghanistan is a bit of a leap

Fair enough, That's good money. I always had the utmost respect the military growing up, But after been a bit radicalized, militias are more my thing now.

Just set them on fire, duh.

>Yea Forums is triggered by chads
>Yea Forums is triggered by black people
>Yea Forums is triggered by the military
it really is the opposite side of the same coin. Literally triggered by "toxic masculinity" like feminist.

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YEAH, FOR THE FIREMAN

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>le tired horseshoe facebook meme
Okay, this is epic.

actually based user here

>US started most wars they've been in
>get proven wrong
>b-but they didn't have good intentions when they joined!
lol
The Taliban was in Afghan at the time, people wanted immediate revenge for the attacks so invading Afghan for Osama seemed like the right decision at the time, also the US would NEVER dare to even think about invading the Saudis

>Require any simple medical procedure ever, including anything dental-wise
>Become a literal pauper
I'll keep enjoying my neutralit, healthcare and nazigold.

In a dead end spot in my life right now and depending on how this semester goes for me in college i might just blow everything off and enlist so I can come back later with a better idea of what I want to do in life and 0 monetary troubles.
Thinking about Merchant Marines since its more about helping rather than killing goat fuckers.
Any enlisterfags itt wanna redpill me on why thats a terrible idea?

Horseshoes need to be gassed

>tfw teammate told me bad info so accidently shot too many teammates in AA3 and got put in virtual jail
You fuckers lied to me then, why would I belive you now?

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feels bad to find out that you're just a mirrored version of the people you hate so much huh

how about getting a real job instead of being a taxpayer parasite?

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they've been tricking low IQ people to join the army since vietnam, it's good cannon fodder.

I already have a real job and pay my taxes you underage nigger

Faster than the US did? I don't think so.

I'm not in the army, But don't help the goat fuckers when they're pillaging and raping Europe.

>While certain aspects of your performance were deemed acceptable, we expect more from you, Commander. We remain confident in your ability to improve the... effectiveness... of future XCOM operations... but this sentiment could change if your efforts continue to prove... inadequate."

>implying he's worse than all the useless obese single mothers and negroids

Good lad, stay safe.

Because I want to play a difficult game. Shooting civilians and friendly troops is just EASY MODO

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It's true. The best part is that they're 2 groups of the most undesirable people on the planet that think if they win their internet slap fight, people will start giving a shit about them. lmao

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US isn't collapsing faggot. It's only the insecure doomer youngster fatalistic meme spouting faggots that are desperately trying to push this narrative because they can't cope with the fact that life isn't as easy as the comfort of their parent basements made them believe to be.

You live because we permit it, and you will die because we demand it.

It already did before most of you newfags were even born. The glory days of the US was during and right after the cold war.

Do girls like you?

Bonjour, Gentlemen.

Did 5 yrs Navy. I hated it 2 years in. Enjoy your life and don''t let people influence and think for you.

Also who the hell shops at gamestop anymore?

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it's very cute that you think anyone who points out the similarities between your ideology and that of the people you despise is a centrist

Anyone want to tell me what this latest alt right shitpost is?

Just because something is "cool" doesn't mean its a proper way of life.

What do you expect from a a country that has never won a war? Now watch one of them claim the French proxy war in the Americas would have been successful without the French and that they defeated an empire that carried on controlling Canada despite rebel attempts and territory all over world.

Life quality of life is increasing non stop and poverty is decreasing non stop but no everything is collapsing because you can't buy a manor for 10 bucks anymore, yikes !! Also nice try but I'm older than you

how did this turn into a communism/capitalism thread

Apparently my political compass would be in the Antifa section yet I disagree with everything they do.

The ones marked are Jews.

>Life quality of life is increasing non stop and poverty is decreasing non stop
Yeah that goes for pretty much every country on earth, only the US is moving a lot slower than the AAA first world countries.

When I grow up I wanna be a principal
or
a catapillar

Dwarf Fortress

FRITAK FRA VERNEPLIKT

Forsvarets personell- og vernepliktssenter har fått opplysninger fra Arbeids- og velferdsforvaltningen
(NAV) som medforer at du er fritatt fra verneplikt (forsvarsloven §10).
Det innebærer at du ikke blir kalt inn til verken sesjon, forstegangstjeneste eller annen type tjeneste i
Forsvaret.
Mener du at grunnlaget for beslutningen er feil, kan du soke om å få den endret.

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>In a dead end spot in my life right now and depending on how this semester goes for me in college i might just blow everything off and enlist so I can come back later with a better idea of what I want to do in life and 0 monetary troubles.
I'm doing the exact same thing. The benefit of going this route for a few years definitely beats the alternative.

I have shit eyesight because I stared at the sun in defiance as a child. I have a boirked shoulder because I fell on it in highschool during soccer (got hit in the balls midair which cause me to fuck up my dive and fuck my landing). I have a fucked knee because I did too much weightlifting. I have something fucked in my abdomen which causes me to pee every 2 hours (even when asleep so I'm constantly exhausted) because I'm an out of shape piece of shit and popped something while closing a window (turns out when half your body is fucked and you can't even jog without pain you lose motivation to exercise). Severely doubt I'm even remotely qualified to be a janitor in my condition.

I got a decent paying job though and I'm saving up to get my abdomen fixed, probably gonna cost 5k at minimum 3k for surgery 2k for diagnostics.

I'd rather become a Sneero

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tranny.

Yeah no shit we're moving slower because we're already so far higher than everyone else. Other countries are starting to realize just now that life is fucking easy.

>dying in the military
very rare, for western armies. Most people just sit in europe and drone shit, not giving a fuck. If someone dies in combats it's usually on unforeseeable circumstances and rare. It's not like WW2 or even Vietnam anymore.

George III is always portrayed as some ill-mannered tyrant by the American media. Yet he was actually a very diplomatic and fair king

Amerifats will always mistake kindness for weakness

nope, that's my sister. good try though, PST

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>Yeah no shit we're moving slower because we're already so far higher than everyone else.
No you're not, the US has much bigger issues with poverty and life quality than pretty much all of northern/central europe.

Because I’m already a hero.

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>Amerifats will always mistake kindness for weakness
Well his "kindness" allowed for the most valuable colony at the time to run away.

Literally fpbp, all wars right now are to satisfy oil needs and Israel.

>having a tranny sister