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Untitled
David Wilson
Christopher Johnson
A baddragon dildo.
Jackson Lewis
despair beam
Jason James
A plastic bag attached to a helium tank.
James Roberts
Cum and piss beam
Connor Morris
An extremely low self esteem that ruins friendships and relationships even before they start.
Hudson Young
Depression
William Lewis
lasagna
Jack Murphy
>implying I have anything left to give
Ian Allen
Crippling Depression. It causes enemies to lose the will to fight. Hitting them enough times causes them to commit suicide.
Leo Gutierrez
Congrats X, you have hepatitis c.
Dominic Williams
Phimosis get
Anthony Cruz
Luddite attitude.
Luke Cox
Kidney stones
John Edwards
How do you deal with it? I have had it for several years and I am scared shitless of making a doctor check me. I don't want to lose my skin.
Joseph Powell
Anger Beam
Jose Evans
Gender dysphoria
Adrian Jenkins
Asperger's and constant horniness
Christian Watson
The power of Escitalopram, have fun
Jose Long
An unhealthy knowledge of the history and mechanisms of elevators.
Jaxson White
the power to disappoint his parents
Ryder Gray
Incredible good looks and charisma shot
Joshua White
Oliver Diaz
this
Easton Reed
Smelly Ass Attack
David Brown
herpes
Xavier Reyes
200 IQ
Mason Torres
Stretch it in the shower, roll it back as far as you can a few times daily. Keep it clean, as if anyone needs to be told to clean their dick.
Mason Williams
A KBAR knife
Daniel Scott
All of my degenerate fetishes and tolerances for low quality porn
Xavier Flores
Double-jointed limbs let him wall climb
Isaiah Torres
Deadly Nigger Trigger
Asher Young
Naivete Wave
Kevin Nelson
give up shield
John Roberts
y'all makes me happy
Parker Cox
I don't see how alcoholism can be a weapon
Easton Allen
Jizz pistol
Parker Ross
Freebirds supplied diarrhea.
Christian Price
A Cyanide pill
Nathaniel Campbell
Gabriel Green
All MMX weapons outside of the first game are useless gimmicky shit compared to the charge shots which keep getting better
so probably something garbage
Grayson Taylor
Some of them were really broken and could trivialise bosses not accounting for weaknesses
Julian Lopez
now this is a game.
Asher Lewis
Socks projectiles with 3 week old bread sealed inside of them.
Unironically the most dangerous thing I have in my house.
Luke Russell
100 extra pounds
Aiden Hughes
Why, my peenus weanus, of course:D
Dylan Baker
anal leakage
Henry Gutierrez
the ability to make enemies ignore you.
Ayden Harris
MY WEANUS PEANUS
Thomas Long
Black hole
Levi Mitchell
Procrastination Priority, avoid mountains of cryptic work by going to sites often then feeling sad that there's no free time to do useful things.
Joshua Ward
Derailment Beam
Kevin Richardson
Austin Allen
If you're not going to post the whole thing then don't post it at all. And it's too late at this point anyways.
Tyler Gutierrez
loneliness
Ian Reed
9 inch cock.
Wyatt Walker
2
Grayson Ramirez
Horny beam but it only works on yourself of course
Angel Cook
2
Levi Wood
F2P gacha gun, everytime he shoots he has a small chance to shoot a super strong shot, but since it's F2P he can't shoot it at all most of the time.
Andrew Campbell
The no interest beam, everytime he uses it he'll make the enemies to leave the stage, making the whole game a boring ass experience, just like my whole life.