Why the FUCK this thing has no games worth getting since XC2?

Fuck you Nintendo!

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why would you go through the effort of replacing the joycon shells and not opt for the dpad

you seem like you have a small brain so i try to explain it to you in a simpler way then i already tried

NO
GAMES
SO
NO
NEED
!

Shit I just realised I did the same retarded thing.

bump

>It's an "I'm the authority on everything worth buying" thread

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why would you buy a console, if none of the games interest you

>Buy a console
>Don't like any of the games
Well, you know what they say about a fool and their money. I'm enjoying MHGU and waiting for RF4/5 to be released. Haven't looked at what other games they have but not interested until I hit 300-500 hours in MHGU

dumb frog poster

because 2017 had awesome games and i got baited
since 2018 there is not one game that is worth getting for it
fuck cuktendo

fair enough, but the switch is still young will get more games, in the mean time just play indies or whatever

>young
yeah, since i only used it really about a year it still feels young and unused
yeah

Get better tastes.

>he fell for the Xeno Weeb 2 meme

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>baited
No, you bought the switch exactly for the things that were shown to you in 2017. It's not nintendo's fault you didn't like anything in 2018

it is nintendos fault for not making games faggot

It's a sonyfag thing. They buy systems for one or two games and end up regretting it.

Despite putting out far more first party games than anyone else last year.
Not liking them isn't grounds to say they don't.

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Apparently nintendos marketing department is better than your judgement.

You can blame only yourself.

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Why the fuck did you put a piece of paper with a date? Shitposting is still shitposting, the only one being an idiot here is you, if you're keeping a portable with you you think has no games you'd like to play - doesn't mean everyone else doesn't have shit to play on it.

>same day release of BOTW is still called a port
>tons of games missing to keep the "argument" alive
>no Odyssey
>still calling best Smash game "4.5"
>sequels are now bad, but only on Nintendo
You tried, shame about the Joker meme, makes it into frogposter shit

who the fuck draws the number 1 like that? It looks like an A without a crossline

Happens wsith every nintendo console ive ever purchased too. It was 1 good game every 2 years or so and the rest of the time it just sits gathering dust while nintendo pads the catalogue with terrible filler-ware and kids shit.

don't be mad at him user, he's literally from the year 19

based

What the hell is that alien language written on that piece of paper?

Literally not true. Please tell me, if DS, 3DS, Wii, even fucking Wii U, only had ~3 good games during their lifetime and everything else was crap - tell me which games were these, so I can laugh at you for calling so many other amazing games shit.

best game i played since
imagine not enjoy this and playing fortnite instead

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>t. mutt

in suprime european language dumb burger

basically the zelda games and animal crossing games. Im not into bing bing wahoo! or anime shit

Nice basedcon design

At 28, I graduated university, own my own IT company (not my father’s) and I’m going to get married this summer.

How old are you and how much time do you have for fucking video games? I still couldn’t find enough time to play Zelda and XBC2 years later. I could barely play Splatoon 2 and now smash, mostly with friends and bros.

MAYBE, you just have too much free time neet. 1-2-3 games in a year are totally enough for adjusted human beings to play in their SPARE time.
Uneducated/unemployed freaks should do something more productive than complain about not having enough toys to play with.

Fucking sheltered idiot.

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>my life sucks therefore so should all of yours

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my life sucks?! Are you fucking crazy?
You are delusional my dude.

>projecting
imagine posting on the video games board of an obscure web site when you're a supposed busybody, kek

>Zelda BOTW
>Mario Odyssey
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2
>Octopath Traveler (now going to be on PC)
>Smash Ultimate
wow this was totally worth buying, it spends 95% of the time in my drawer gathering dust.
I literally only bought it for SMT V and we still know nothing

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26 and like every evening after work
but i come here and waste my time with you losers instead
why?

it’s saturday loser, I don’t work at my own company on saturday. I just had lunch and wanted to read some shitposting and found your shitty thread.

>Octopath Traveler
>Smash Ultimate
you can reduce them since literal shit doesnt count as game

good question.
I can’t play every evening because I work out at least 4/7days in a week. More often 6/7.

Xenoblade 2 wasn't even worth buying.

But what about... other game?

how is MHGU? My work has a used copy and i was thinking of getting it. Also i am new to MH.

It's JRPG, you play it to numb your pain and fap fuel.

I'm 26 making near six figures yearly drawing furry porn for 5 hours a day with no dumbass family to support. Jacking off, taking naps and playing video games baby. Four hours a day at least. maybe you should be less of a wagecuck, normie lmao

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>Look up lists to see what's worth buying/playing on switch
>Lists full of ports or games available cheaper on better platforms
Im still waiting for XC2 to get a good sale

I'm 30. I have a shit ton of Switch games, play more than I did when PS3 released, and yet I still didn't probably try even half of my vidya. Bought all of them on release too - Octopath, Ys VIII, Xenoblade 2, Captain Toad, VC4, Dark Souls, I could go on - I have a shit ton of games, but no time. I just buy them and tell myself I'll finish them someday, since I slowly do go through my backlog, and I continue buying more new ones...

dude. 6 figures isnt enough for me, sorry. I want to be a billionaire before I hit 50, and I care how I become one.
Im not going to be a degenerate drawing animal porn.
I stacked a few millions for now making products people need.
Never compare your existence to mine ever again.

I actually draw furry porn for a living too. Shame you act like a little bitch, grow up.

>I literally only bought it for SMT V and we still know nothing
Then why did you buy one for a single game, before it released? It only makes you look like a fucking imbecile.

Don't mention them, you cannot talk about other Switch games since it doesn't fit the shitposting narrative.

exactly what I meant. This place if full of kids (students, from hs to uni) with way too much time at their disposal.
They dont do sports, dont pursue relationships, dont work and probably dont study.
It will eventually bite back at them by the time they are 30+ with nobody close to them except their old parents.
They dont understand people are just trying to give some advices for free.
But hey, lets ignore that and complain about a japanese company not making enough toys I like.

Maybe you should have waited for good games to come out? I always buy last gen consoles because they are cheap and they have a full library already.

jesus christ you sound like the worst possible human being ever

It's hard to really say because GU made a lot of changes when compared to MH3U (I had to skip MH4U). I haven't had too much time to play it so I'm only at 3 star village quest but the art/style system they have seems okay. Plays like your typical MH game so not much to say about it since I haven't hit the deviants which is the main draw of GU along with its retarded amount of content. Seriously, if you don't mind the arts/styles you need to get GU just for the content it has even if some of the MANDATORY GATHERING QUESTS kills progression early on

It's amazing, personally I don't parrot whatever Yea Forums says, so for me it's better than MH4U, might be my fav MH game so far.

its pretty sad desu

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>2d mario
>captain fucking toad
>"must own"
cant even say you tried

>2017: the switch is gonna flop! No games! Nintendo are finished!

Reality: the Switch has one of the best launch years of any system ever, sales break records, hosting some of the most acclaimed games of all time.

>2018: the switch is gonna flop! No games! Nintendo are finished!

Reality: the Switch is dominating Japan and America and year-on-year sales are demolishing the PS4 by more than 20%. Six of the Top 20 best selling games of the year were Switch Exclusives.

>2019: the switch is gonna flop! No games! Nintendo are finished!

Reality: the Switch is the best selling system every month of the year so far with a slew great exclusives in the coming months.

Fucking kek. The Switch ass-sting hilarity never ends.

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Pokerman you fucking nigger

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Captain Toad is unironically based, fuck you

source on actress

Because all the devs went to mobile or PS4 this gen predominantly. Next gen is probably going to be the same fiasco though with Nintendo focusing mobile no doubt when they decide to catch up.

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I'm still a bit miffed that the release drought problem still exists

I figured Nintendo would better allocate dev resources now that they only have one system to worry about

>bububububububut it's popular
Ironic isn't it. The machine that has nothing but Wii U ports is the most popular one. Just proves that nintendo retards don't care about games, they just buy whatever's popular.

>NO GAMES
>someone posts games
>people green text and so NOT THAT GAME
There I saved you the thread.

>The machine that has nothing but Wii U ports is the most popular one
>OP starts with a game not on Wii U
You had one job console-war shitposter.

>NO GAMES
>someone posts Wii U ports
>people green text and so NOT THAT GAME
There, I fixed your strawman

post them video games

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>someone posts Wii U ports
>someone posts Switch game
>people green text NO NOT THAT GAME
There I saved you the reply

Fair enough, it does have Odyssey and 1 shitty JRPG.

>Switch game
That's right, not plural.

See And then
>if it HAS game it is shitty
We've had these NeoGA/v/ threads before

please, tell me a good game that was released since XC2 on any other platform

RDR2

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user, that image is like 90% ports and Youtube. You're not really proving that it's not a port machine. Yes it does have a couple of original games, only 1 really worth playing if we're being honest.

here, now you can play it too

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My library

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>IT HAS NO GAMES
>OK IT HAS SUM GAME BUT ALL SHITTY
>OK IT HAS ONE GAME
>OK IT HAS TWO GAME
etc etc
I saved you the reply chain

nice try

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>editing Tama chan
Fuck you

that was said

>nintendo retards don't care about games, they just buy whatever's popular.

lol do you even realise how stupid you sound. Ass-sting will do that to a person I guess.

Agreed. Not only is the console underpowered trash but the few games they have are either kiddy rehash trash or terrible ports of 3 year old mulitiplats and Indy shit. What an embarrassment of a console.

Yikes. The butthurt is real. Wooft.

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When I see seething jealous babies sperg out like this it makes my dick hard.

I'd love to squeeze that dick between my thighs user~

Your Joycan case swap and your "handwriting" already tells me what kind of person you are.

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why dmc 5 ofc

but they said it's coming to switch if the dragon's dogma does well

Do you think its possible for Yea Forums to even recover at this point? They were convinced the Switch would flop and instead its become one of the most successful consoles of all time. The salt is still out of the control.

>he says, when there are just as many faggots claiming they bought a PS4 for 1 or 2 games
Console fanboyism is a sign of complete faggotry.

lol
>believing Capcom

those colored buttons look so hellishly cheap
suits the switch well

And yet it only has one game