Final Fantasy 7 house enemy

Final Fantasy 7 house enemy

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Final Fantasy X had the best battle system.

"how r they going 2 make dat in the rmake????"

Yike.

I love 7's monster designs. Some of them are so weird.

Final Fantasy 7 gay frog enemy

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So it was a mimic monster that fed on unwary homeless people, right?

Final Fantasy is babbies first JRPG. Their boring stories and equally boring gameplay is proof of that.

I can't even bring myself to play these boring ass games anymore after playing other JRPGs.

Please be more subtle next time.

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yea
fight your comfort zone from inside your comfort vidia zone
bitch

15 year old trying to sound like some old school obscure non-mainstream gamer.

will Hell House make it into the remake?

FInal Fantasy 7 Guillotine Man


Unironically loved these designs, made random encounters more exciting because of the kind of stupid bullshit you might encounter

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He is right though, FF8, FF9 and FF10 are much better Final Fantasy games than FF7 in every way.

Fuck your bait you weak willed FATLUS nigger

No they aren't.

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Even Shinra seems to employ weird creatures that don't make sense, I presume they are engineered by Hojo somehow

That is a spooky house.

FF7 has aged like milk while the three Final Fantasy games that came after it has aged like a fine wine.

Now I have more questions

No they really are. FF7 is a mid tier FF game 'at best'.

This makes more sense, its a house full of moogle machinists.

No.

No.

If you think the other games are better "IN EVERY WAY" you're retarded. FF8's battle system and FF9's battle speed alone disprove your trash.

Some sort of themepark attraction gone rogue or converted into a weapon by one of the chucklefucks at Shinra.

>ff7

>moogles

How old are you.

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what do they eat?

There's literally nothing wrong with FF8's battle system, easily one of the best. There's nothing wrong with FF9's battle speed unless you're a hyperactive little mongoloid, in which case your opinion doesn't matter.

I feel like a lot of the really dumb designs in this game are just the result of the devs messing around with 3D modeling and converting their byproducts into enemies

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>There's literally a game featuring moogles in gold saucer
>LOL MOOGLES DON'T EXIST IN THAT FF UNIVERSE ONLY

You retard.

Couldn't you attack the chain he was on and make him fall to the floor?

Imagine living in that house

Yep, you're an idiot.

Did this scare the shit out of anyone else?

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I don't know why people think FFVII aged. It's a fucking rpg, you move around and mash on textboxes occasionally, the same as the 6 before it and the 10 or so after it. The overworld character models don't affect the gameplay.

That's not even what he said.

what a champion

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You're actually an oxygen thief if you think there's no moogles in FF7 just because the party doesn't encounter one. Stop wasting oxygen on yourself.

I liked FF9 house enemies more.

finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Choco/Mog

pretty much. there was a shitload of homeless people in the ever dangerous slums

Oh yeah I loved it. Having everyone(no Khimari) take an action in each fight was fun. The sphere grid opening open as you played and everyone having a role it was great.

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Yes, there's moogles in a video game inside the gold saucer.

It's like moogles are a myth or perhaps extinct in Final Fantasy 7. It's like you're dumb as hell.

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It did creep me out when I first saw it and I was around 9 years old in 3rd grade. It wasn't until near 9th grade that I stopped covering the screen when I got to that part.

I'm sorry for insulting your headcanon, go cry in a pillow.

Dude, Cait Sith rides around on a fat one. He's rusing you, stop falling for it.

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What literal braindead faggots you are. How is it possible for two chimps to have one brain cell between them?

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Jenova in the shinra building was what got me

t. hasn't played the game and only saw the "ugly graphics"

>I don't know why people think FFVII aged.

It's the first 3D anime video game. Considering how far anime video games got, FFVII lost a lot of its punch in that regard.
Compare it with Neptunia games, Valkyria games, even Xenoblade stuff.

It's perfectly playable but the feeling of "playing an anime" is completely lost now.

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>encounter 4 of these fuckers
>stings you 4 times and kills a party member in one turn

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As much as I played FF7, I'm pretty sure I never saw all the enemies in the game. Maybe I just forgot a a lot of them.

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Soundtrack for this battle:
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What kind of braindead weebs expect to "play an anime" through Final Fantasy?
You're the same brainlets FF is pandering to now.

Final Fantasy 7 hungry enemy

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Lol

>materia

>crystalized mako that can summon mythical beings that are a manifestation of will and belief of people via the lifestream

>moogles exist as an actual species

I unleash the full power of my autism upon you.

Now this, THIS, is soul.

you're a big guy

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What's the best recurring Final Fantasy enemy and why is it the Iron Giant?

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Fuck off from my lawn, kid.

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Malboro, kupo

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>dat vertex shading

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Oh yeah, replaying the game a couple years back the enemy variety was something I'd forgotten about.

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>dude weed

>FF8
it's shit, so is 10, but at least 10 had a good combat. 9 is a masterpiece tho

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>Using CGI to create anime styled characters is comparable at all to playing FF VII because you wanted to watch an anime

Most western FF7 boomers didn't watch a single anime in their lives.

Bros is ff 12 on steam worth it? Already beat it twice on console way back.

>*blocks your path*

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Listen mate, I'm a huge ff9 advocate and in my opinion it's one of the best ff's, BUT it's battle speed is atrocious. Every time i replay it, I have to bump it up on the emulator, to make it not a slggy, boggy, snail shit

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ffx-2 (unironically) has the best battle system and you cannot change my mind.

It fuckin better

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is this achievable natty?

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Proofs?

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this boss kicked my ass so hard when I was a little kid. I only beat him by grinding for hours and unlocking Red XIII's limit break where he goes berserk and just keeps attacking.
I didn't understand the trick about how fighting him with physical damage makes him resistant to it / powerful with magic and vice versa

whether moogles exist in the game as interactive characters or belong to the world's mythical heritage doesn't exclude the fact that they are a part of FFVII's universe, you dense retard.

It's much easier but still nice to experience

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Does Gilgamesh count?

I mean you do kick his ass in almost every game he comes across in.

The way things queue or don't is fucked and ruins it for me. Why would I ever cast black magic and obey the turn order when I can have a dark knight hit darkness and use it the second the bar fills up?

That house is tiny.

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Don't cite things I've never said. No one plays Xenoblade Ch2 as a replacement for seeing the new season of JoJo.

However, XC2 or Persona 5 still get special treatement due to their specific aesthetics compared to a typical "realistic" AAA game.
FF7 was the same in 1997. However, today, most people will tell you the characters have chibi proportions due to era limitations (despite, you know, being rendered in FF8-like realistic style during battles). This follows into the FF7 remake which is most definitely not a game with typical anime aesthetics (compared to say, Persona 5 or the new Sakura Taisen) like FF7 made with today's hawrdware would have looked like back then.

What the fuck even is FF7.

>hey our game is now set in the modern age, pop culture rockstar monsters

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FF8, sure.

FF9 was wet shit though.

>guys check out this ball i made

Made even worse by the fact that this guy just randomly appears at the last area of the game

Nah, you're just retarded, that's okay though.

Hardest enemy in game by a long margin is only 3 stars? Wtf is this rating system?

Barrets hand canon looks so weird in 3d.
Also I like they already give Vincent the Cerberus.

I don't remember the gay pony thing in the middle left side, where the fuck was that?

Nice monster cards user, any lewd/sexy ones?

The crater, it appeared with Christopher which was basically a human version of it.

People played 7 not because it looked like an anime, but because it looked good in general.
It could have had bald space marines and those cutscenes would have sold it.

Despite references here and there to Japanese culture and mythology, it was probably the most western Final Fantasy game ever.

A group of freedom fighters taking on a corrupt government is a pretty universal plot, and a group of supersoldiers that were enhanced by a alien blood cells is standard sci-fi. it's only "anime" in artstyle, because that's literally what anime is, animation from Japan.

>Final Fantasy is babbies first JRPG

EVERY JRPG is todler's first. Not a single one has a super duper complex battle system that requires deep planning.

>casts Roulette
>kills himself
BRAVO!

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I think it demoted or something, you can upgrade anything to 5 stars.
Not even sure if he's 3 star in the game in the first place, I just picked the first image I found

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why did they white wash him?
he was asian in the original

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for you

*blocks your path*

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does Barret's gun arm not spin like a gatling gun?

Xenosaga

based as fuck

That one probably should yeah. I guess some of the other dumb attachments wouldn't.

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>the main boss of episode aranea was going to be diamond weapon rampaging through niflheim
F
don't know how they're gonna do diamond weapon in 7, the plan for ep aranea was to fight it with her airship in a setpiece then later destroying parts of it herself manually while Biggs and wedge used theirs mechs to shoot at it

can you even jump in ff7 remake? or are you just going to be attacking its foot the whole time

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final fantasy 7 pepe enemy

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He did have some weird ass weapons.

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gays

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Even disregarding the unrealistic design, since Final Fantasy... how could a drill arm possibly be a valid weapon?

I can't wait to face all the enemies ITT in high definition in the Final Fantasy VII Remake.

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FFVII is far better designed than fucking xenoblade.

reddit. go.

im more concerned about the atomic scissors

Barret is a Big Daddy.

You'll get whatever enemies you're going to get in their streamlined movie game rendition.

If the remake doesn't have the "retard" line during the staircase part I'm not buying it

Fuck, this looks so shitty! Why couldn't they just update the graphics and leave the classic gameplay alone?

That's what I said.

Sure, buddy.

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>FF9 Marilith was a snake lady with her legs spread open

So was this a good design?

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look forward to rushed fucking garbage game in 2025

>how could it be a valid weapon
>to have a spinning fucking drill on your arm
wakarimasen lol

>Materia is a combat option
>and Magic is separated from it

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They're definitely not going to have all of them. I'd be surprised if there's even a tenth

Is the combat going to be like FF15?

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what does that have to do with anything

>these two pics from early 2017 are literally the most recent time we ever saw the game

Where do you find the cute girl on the right

No shit, sherlock. And KyoAni FMP! blows the 3DCG shit Xebec served us last year by a landslife.

That was not the point at all.

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Beacause real time combat sells better.

How many enemy types does KH3 have?

We don't really know where it's going to fall on the spectrum.

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Squeenix will either be dead by then or they'll be having a redemption arc

nah not as good as xv
we don't even know if you can jump in ff7r

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Who's the pretty white girl?

I take it you haven't seen Gurren Lagann or Dead Leaves. A drill dick is a t
op tier weapon.

It's obviously just pre-vis stuff. Don't get fooled by it like Versus XIII.

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Jumping doesn't make a combat system good or bad though, God Hand and God of War 4 blow FFXV and even KH2FM out of the water

I think there is one you can encounter in the caves of that snow area you get lost in

Cloud Strife

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That Barret looks so fucking bad.
It's like they're trying to make him look edgy like Morpheus from the Matrix.

How about I show you by drilling your tight virgin anus with my cock

I always tense up when leaving the Gelnika because I don't want to bump into that faggot the moment I get out of it.

where does he even get ammo for his gun arm

FF8 is the new hotness. Deal with it chibi bitch.

So FF7R is just like Type0 then? 3 person party you switch between, each character has one unique weapon type, no jumping though other than the attack dragoon jump.

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>tight virgin
Lol no.

That altissia stuff from 2013 was CGI mockup, but the 2013 insomnia gameplay was real and was from Tabata's PC prototype. The 2015 7r psx gameplay was likely the same, the prototype they showed to the higher ups to get the game greenlit as a proof of concept.

What are you, a cop?

We don't know.

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who are the most dangerous non-boss enemies? Those Unknown things you fight in the sunken Gelnika are pretty strong

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I don't recognise that box thing on the left above Yuffie's dad.

You fight them in the whirlwind maze. I didn't even realise there were encounters there.

was there ever a legit way to beat emerald/ruby weapon? all the methods i know about seem just like cheesing them.

b&r

I don't know what you mean by either beating them legit or with cheese. The only pure cheese strat I can think of is death penalty or slots.

Why can't new games have this creativity

Nope.

the way i beat ruby was to just go in with cloud and use wsummon with hades+NOTR, and having hp absorb attached to hades, and just miming every turn.

Emerald weapon was cloud having 8 counterattacks paired with 8 mimes, and starting the fight with omnislash.

neither felt 'legit' to me.

All turn based is shit and can be mathematically derived easily and is therefore skinnerboxing. No strategy or tactics, just endlessly rolling the dice while using your biggest numbered attack every time.

Play more games.
inb4 "n-n-n-no, I meant AAA games"

I know right? We will never see such amazing creations such as 'orange ball' and 'DDR Machine' again.

>tfw forever mad at how they fucked up how coding so he only ever uses Pandora's Box once

god of war 4? you mean ascension or the psp title? in both cases it´s not true, and if you mean 2018 please dont even reply to me. only good gow was 1&2, 3 became medicore and the rest is not noteworthy. god hand on the other side is far far ahead of ffxv etc

It was a different time

>"gimme elixir!"

>box
>girl
What and where ?

Remember when Square Enix games had more than 3 types of enemies?

Box = Whirlwind Maze
Girl = Temple of Ancients

The girl wasn't in the Temple of the Ancients, you stupid, stupid dick. She was in Great Glacier.

She's a futa who rides her own dick to work every day

>god of war 4? you mean
The one where Kratos can't jump. Did you even read the post? Your poor reading comprehension matches you bad taste.

and thats a good thing
some people like me like jrpgs but hate an*me
ff7 is great and that looks like dogshit

What if we kissed in the Final Fantasy 7 house enemy

finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Jemnezmy

>some people like me like jrpgs but hate an*me
holy shit, are you me. i only know about certain anime tropes because they appear in jrpgs.

b-baited..

>FF10
No, dude, just no.

Does anyone have final fantasy 7 cloud in wheelchair?

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Source for the illustration of the cards?

Objectively the best final battle in the series.

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>that limit bar slowly charging up while the cutscene plays
why is this so cool

ruby can be paralyzed, exactly one item inflicts this status and can be farmed, use 1, attack twice, use another, repeat till dead.

>camera angle
>ultra high res models for early Playstation
>music
>limit break building
>finishes with unique omnislash animation
Absolute kino.

kek

This fucking game was something else

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He didn’t even compliment the other FF games.

Other jrpgs are boring copy paste bullshit. Suedo open worlds with boring ass fighting system that only has 2 attacks and no way to even dodge or prevent from being hit.

who cloud/cid/vincent team here

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those dynamic camera angles used to make battles look so fucking cool, always made it feel dramatic when you or the enemies were using some special move
battles kinda lost that epic feel when they went real time with no separate battle screen

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press X to win

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Cloud is actually one of the best written JRPG protagonists of all time.

Team harem4life

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The camera angle changes were cool.

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And no this isn't my footage I don't rename characters like an idiot. I don't know why so many people on youtube do though.

I know you're memeing, but after fighting Jenova, Bizarro-Seph and then Mem-Aleph it was basically catharsis for the player. Amazing.

*sip*

Cloud/Vincent/Tifa.

Look at those hooters. How could anyone pick any girl other than Tifa as the best?

My nigga

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Cloud/Vincent/Yuffie.

They were the secret characters so they had to be better, right?

>justifying what you posted
Don't be a fucking retard, user

I can't help it. If I can assume someone will post I have to preempt them!!!

This is what I used too. I used to use Cloud / Cid / Yuffie but I like Vincent's look better. I don't care about the optimization of limit breaks but Vincent's being shit is a bit annoying.

>use vincent because he's the newest character on the team
>get to the materia keeper boss
>use vincent's limit break because it'll be cool
>he just keeps healing the boss

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Congratulation on being a retard then user

Final Fantasy 6 was the best since you could use anyone you want no matter how shit they were

yeah, the way it zoomed in when you were casting was neat
I also remember it spinning upside down in VIII sometimes when you'd cast magic

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>most people will tell you the characters have chibi proportions due to era limitations (despite, you know, being rendered in FF8-like realistic style during battles)
It's probably a combination of Square's first 3D outing (?) combined with emulating the Chibi overworld appearances of the previous games.

happened to me as well, even without sabotaging myself materia keeper was tough for kid me since he kept healing with cure 2

Going by internet discussions over the years about what parties people used, Red XIII has to be the least used by far, right? Or maybe he and Cait Sith are close in number but far behind everyone else.

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I like the summon where Sephiroth destroys the solar system and super novas the sun into you party.

I always justified that as being a metaphor for the attack, since otherwise the game couldn't continue after that, and also he can cast it more than once

Final Fantasy 12 ultimate health sponge king

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>actually spending the time to overflow Vincent's weapon

Look at what happens again my man.

Also the earth would be destroyed. it was too cool though so it didn't matter.

Translation? I thought overflow was garbage letters and numbers?

weak to gravity. Cast demi 2 on him for instakill

Imagine being this stupid

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I will never forget how hyped I got as a kid when I saw that sequence for the first time, it was the cooles shit ever, a shame that Sephiroth was turned into such a fag over the years

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>Is the combat going to be like FF15?

Hopefully it's better than the Hod O mess than 15 was

Overflow can be normal numbers but anyway that footage is showing Vincent's mug glitch + Cait Sith's game over limit.

better pokemon than the current gen

But he is right? Not so much about X, but thinking VII is better than VIII and IX is the retarded opinion of a shit who probably ran around like Naruto at school.

She has recolors you fucking dolt

>EVERY JRPG is todler's first.
Spoken like a true babby.

S-see
..

>the junction system is better than the materia system
You can't be serious

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Huh. Yet it IS better than them. In quite a few different metrics in fact. How about that?

>Get rocket punch
>expect him to fire it Mazinger Z style
>he just whacks people with it
I was so disappointed

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Did you just spell pseudo as suedo

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FF7R is going to be FF7 for the people who don't like FF7 but want to "fit in"

I believe he did, user.

>(no Khimari)
my man

>Zack will probably get a huge role in the remake
I'm ready

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>no Khimari
Good choice, but it comes back to bite you. Biran and Yenke are the only major source of lvl 3 key spheres until you get into monster arena minmaxing. You level Khimari and take him through Rikku's pathway so that he can learn steal so you can steal all their key spheres.

dont make me sad thinking about the stuff we'll never get for 15

Old enough to have played Secret of Mana apparently.

demon wall is such an unbelievable piece of fucking cheap shit

>over-designed mobage interface garbage
We lost turn-based ATBs for this shit.

>overdesigned
wat
>mobage interface
wat

Look I agree that this glorified tech-demo looks bad but you don't know what you're talking about

>Decide to wait a couple seconds to let the moment sink in
>Sephiroth baps Cloud and Cloud baps him back for an instant kill
Same shit happens in MGS3 when you have to shoot the boss, why the fuck would you make a great moment like this and then have it auto complete if you don't press the button immediately?

it's not like ATBs are the pinnacle of rpgs, but fuck me if they aren't making it look that way every time they try to insert another generic looking real-time battle system into their games.

You're not wrong. The rest of the game is shit, but the battle / job system was great fun. Not perfect, but about the best the series has.

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>play Chrono Cross for the first time
>every single element has its own unique zoom-in animation from the simple fireball to something like Nova

It was the tops for separate-battle-screen battles.

If it will not make it to remake, I will not buy the game.

Going through FF7 again recently, and I forgot what a shitlord this guy is. Honestly, several of the boss fights in 7 are harder than I remember. Even some of the regular enemies are actually threats. Not most, but some. Also fuck those lightning birds on the way to Wutai after Yuffie steals your materia. Jesus christ.

>can nuke entire party for around 1/3rd of their HP
>come in flocks of 5 sometimes

Yuffie and Tifa are equal waifus. Perfection on separate ends of the spectrum.

FF9 and 10 I'll leave up to personal taste, but the mechanics of 8 are objectively fucking awful.

Sometimes he'd just fall off if you hit him. Then he'd try and pull himself back up. And sometimes he'd fail at that and fall flat on his face again. Honestly kind of felt sorry for the poor bastard. I mean it's bad enough being created as some kind of freaky nightmare monster.

It is set in somewhat alternate modern age. There are computers and TV's throughout the game...

This, Jenova in the Shinra building, the monster in the mako tank in the reactor, and a handful of tracks all creep me the fuck out even to this day.

Not in FF7 itself, but that Wastelands song from Advent Children is eerie as hell too. Came on my playlist while I was doing work in a skyscraper under construction at 3 AM. All by myself in the dark with plastic sheeting slowly flapping across doorways and all that.

I dunno. I didn't like Xenoblade 2 at first, but then it started to grow on me. It's a fucking weird game. Not because of its mechanics. I've just never started out disliking a game so much and then swerving hard into loving it. Rapidly becoming a favorite.

Maybe it's just because fights feel way, way, way better starting around the end of chapter 4. Things start flowing.

>and a handful of tracks all creep me the fuck out even to this day.

like this one?
youtube.com/watch?v=3rV40ypje7o

They're perfectly beatable if you spend the time building up your party and you know exactly when and why they do certain moves, and what those moves do. They're really tough, sure, but not impossible without cheese.

Also a couple of fucking toys you idiot

>tfw changing the colors of the menu
so comfy

>emerald
>hardest
he can be beat easily even without underwater materia

ruby on the other hand

That's one.

Also
youtube.com/watch?v=MK84iaAjI2c&list=PL77D98F68F6DBB35D&index=17
and
youtube.com/watch?v=MiWV2KseKeo&list=PL77D98F68F6DBB35D&index=36

Best enemy

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Best song is only used once in the entire game.
youtu.be/MQR6oko6YkE

Still the best.

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>start playing FF7
>think the whole game is going to be in the city of midgar
>end up leaving
>that first time the overworld music plays

>last hit doesnt do extra damage
Only thing i dislike from this.

and it was perfected in this

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this always bothered me aswell

i can't believe they put literally me in ff7

there should be a study done to find out if kids who played FF7 truly ended up as total fucking losers later on in life

that game was just embarrassingly gay

FF7 was the last final fantasy where every character had their own backstory. FF8 gave us memorable characters such as Zell "I like hot dogs" Dincht, Selphie "I like trains" Tilmitt, Quistis "Stupid Bimbo Teacher" Trepe and Irvine "I can't pee straight when I'm nervous" Kinneas.

Just like Cloud. Is it like, dare I say it, pottery?

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FF8 gave everyone their own backstage. They all had the same backstory.

You are 14 years old.

FF7 music has the highest peaks in the series
youtube.com/watch?v=fIqKWLkm2-g

Irvine not able to shoot on pressure will never not make me laugh

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I wonder if it was a programming limitation, like they weren't able to program an enemy to never take any action (and maybe were unable to program an automatic counter to be a limit break rather than a normal attack)

>fag who likes WoFF calls other people underage

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I remember this feel
>man midgar is huge as shit, I'm gonna be here forever
>leave after only a few hours of play
>entire fucking world ahead of you
>adventuring from place to place
what a wild ride

>they weren't able to program an enemy to never take any action
With the way the AI works in FF7, they were perfectly able to do that.

>like they weren't able to program an enemy to never take any action
user the player themselves can go into the menu and toggle this on. of course the devs could have done it.

>ywn play FF7 for the first time again

>tfw want to do it again
>might ruin the memories i have for the game
>just listen to the god tier OST instead

ITAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

What are the best non Final Fantasy JRPGs? I've tried shit like Dragon Quest but while it hits the same notes it doesn't quite feel on the same level

how will the remake possibly tackle these?

>that game was just embarrassingly gay

yet the best FF game released since 12

>only a few hours
it was a lot longer than that, at least in my experience playing it as a kid

I have played FF4, 6 and 7 and can honestly say they're all gay games

I shall never give another FF game a shot cause the 'best' ones are really fucking mediocre babby games

This ones the biggest offender
youtu.be/2vbudyTPelE

true dat

Paper Mario 1 and 2
Mother 3
Barkley: Gaiden
Kingdom Hearts
Breath of Fire 3, 4, 5
Zelda Breath of the Wild
Panzer Dragoon

Shadow Hearts 1 and 2

Digital Devil Saga

It's honestly extremely quick, especially not as a kid when you actually pay attention to the details and remember where the fuck to go. Hell, how long did it take you to realize that fucking pipe was a ramp in the Hell House area? I musta spent an hour there alone murdering shit and going back and forth.

You ever feel bad knowing you'll never play FF 7/8/9 for the first time again?

That first time you see Jenova in the Shinra building scared the hell out of me as a 10 year old:
youtu.be/3RAyvX8dzZU

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After seeing both of his voice actors, I'm kinda torn between between listening to the English or Japanese voices.

that's wrong.

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I thought these regular Shinra trooper guys looked like badasses in battle. Especially when they threw grenades and did that double hop-step when they were winding up the throw. These guys -> often fought alongside them, but IMO they looked kinda goofy ingame

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>Especially when they threw grenades and did that double hop-step when they were winding up the throw.
Are you me. My 12 year old self definitely emulated this autism throw in gym class too.

>You want that Hardedge son?
>Well fuck you, have a Bolt2

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I’m hoping they combined crisis core with the 7 remake in some way
Not the whole game or the Genesis Shit, but just the scenes with aeris and zack would be cute

I'm replaying it right now and having a great time, just left Midgard and went through Cloud's storytime.
Do it, user, you owe yourself a replay.

Is that sword really just a cone or does it have a sharp edge on the bottom or something? They slash you with it too, not stab

>dutch angle
>"Out of my way. I'm going to see my mother."
>this starts playing
>leads into the most consequential events of the story

this fucking game, man.

Joke's on you I already have 1k HP, tier 2 spells and Meteorrain.

Fuck no, they better retcon that whole shitshow.

>hard edge
Thats the first new weapon Cloud can get right? I got all the way to the Dyne bossfight without knowing that you could even switch weapons at all. I was a retard and it was my first JRPG

It is the first upgrade that you can get for him by stealing in shinra tower. otherwise you can get the mithril sword in kalm. if you don't steal hardege you have to wait til Junon to get it.

Hey, can't blame you, it looked cool as heck and there weren't many other battle moves from FF7 one could so easily emulate as a kid.
I used to pretend I was Reno with his metal stun baton thing

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bruh

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I'm just going to go to the Gelnika an--

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So what would be the best FF to start with, exactly. Always wanted to get into it, but just never knew where to begin.

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Probably 10

any of them, they're all self-contained.
they literally announced three games (9, 10, and 11) on one day.

10 is not the best Final Fantasy, but it is the best Final Fantasy to start with.

Do 5-10 + FFT in order.

FFIV on the DS

7

>Cloud isn't in the middle

The only interesting JRPGs I played had fighting reduced to bare minimum or even made optional. Turn-based fighting is a snooze fest.

Play FF7 and pretend the rest doesn't exist.

FF5

this. the rest are good for giving yourself further appreciation of VII's greatness.

5 and 6

Then whatever you want. Or you could start with the non remakes of 3 and 4 but the remakes are better (but not really good introductions).

Remember when squaresoft permanently deleted all their source code and assets and shit from FF7 just so they could make more space for development of FF8?

I just don't want another FFXV-like battle system. I really really don't. The classic system with super nice graphics/camera angles etc would have been amazing. Imagine this but modern-day tech.

Wasn't it 8 for 9 and that's why no re-releases?

>game designed in such a way you can literally play it however you want, at whatever pace you want and as broken as you so please
>awful
no

>People STILL defending FF8
>Yea Forums still pretending that people liked FF9

FF9 was a let down for everyone on release from the garbage story and overkill random encounters. I don't remember anyone talking about it without complaining about the ridiculous encounter rate.

And yet the idiots who played it as their first FF when they were 12 still hold it up as if it was anything special.

They didn't delete the source code, they lost it; but yes, that's why 8 has no re-release.

I think they just did it every time, yeah. 90's Japanese game design seemed to consider backing up / archiving that kind of irreplaceable stuff to be a waste of resources

so it's agreed that OG cloud has the best outfit right?
if you're an advent children shitter please die

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I love sequence breaking so I love FF8. Honestly they're all good and I'm tired of arguing about them. Except 2 of course.

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There's a setting in the options to turn the enemies to wait. If you don't have omnislash then by default Sephiroth gets the first hit and Cloud retaliates for the kill. The final confrontation between Cloud and Sephiroth isn't about taking the moment in. Cloud's life is on the line and he doesn't have that luxury.

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ff4 > any other ff game in the history ever

ff4 is just factually, fundamentally, irrefutably, irreparably, unequivocaly, actually, insurmountably, mechanically the best in every aspect. i say this because it was the first ff game i ever played so i have extreme bias and nostalgia to any references made to it.

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I like AC Cloud's getup, the half-cloak is chuuni as hell but my soul is chuuni at its core.
I do prefer the Buster Sword to the First Tsurugi though. Nonsensical overdesigned mess of a weapon.

Red XIII is very useful early on because he has balanced stats and the Seraph Comb is the strongest weapon by that point in disc 1. Issue is his limits suck, and Yuffie is faster than him with slightly lower stats and better limits. He just massively falls off in usefulness as the game goes on.

jrpgs are about characters and 7 had excellent ones.

So generally what I’m seeing is
>Non-Remake IV and onwards
>V and onwards
>VII
>X
I’ll probably take a look through the Switch’s selection of FFs, see if any match up with what’s here, or IV on the DS since the portability on either system will make it more accessible. Thank you for all of the recommendations!

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Always felt like it couldn't just be a coincidence that PSO2 has a similar looking house enemy

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That was standard practice for most places worldwide until recently. Unless someone in a company was big on archiving older works it all got scrubbed in order to make room for current stuff. They had no conception of HD remakes in 1997. For example, all the Monty Python tapes were going to be destroyed to make room for new stuff except for one BBC employee who quickly ran off and made copies.

it's probably the best paced of the classic FFs

Imagine how spoopy this encounter can be made depending on how they handle the submarine sections.
>submerge to do some comfy exploration
>everything is dark and murky
>you see some lights in the distance
>you get closer to investigate
>it's some ancient horror that's several times larger than the submarine you're in

Hello, contrarian. FF1 - 10 are objectively some of the greatest JRPGs ever made.

Honestly, the fight animations were smooth, sounds and banter were satisfying, and party members could easily be swapped to adapt to a fight.

Overall, it was mad cosy. You're right, user. It was the best.

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But final fantasy literally was my first jrpg what the hell was i supposed to play before that

The AC embargo is only ever lifted on Tifas birthday

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Well you have to admit, it's a pretty big impact difference between Omnislash as a final blow on your game rival, with the game going so far as to give you the limit break if you don't have it, and a forced single hit counter attack. Especially when considering the cinematic you see right after with a destroyed and bloodied Sephiroth.

If you want something difficult to play, play chess. Sometimes it's nice to just zone out and play an easy game while experiencing a story.

I don't remember the box and the ball. Nice designs though.

The fun comes from efficiency

Cloud's life is always on the line, and every time he just loads a save and continue until he wins. What do you mean?

just don't have 13 or 15 as your first FF

Not really FF 7 was pretty much the only one that had so many unique enemies most of them use palate swaps, I just wish every games's swaps had as much effort put into it as FF 12's did. I'll never forgive Zodiac Age for making the bestiary a model viewer and getting rid of the art

>Cloud/Cid/Vincent
and
>Cloud/Tiffa/Barret
Fuck Yuffie, Red and Cait Sith

cait shee used game over to insta kill it

beating this fucker was a pain even with the speed cheats.

>TFW he decides to use a sneaky reflect and cast renew to restore his 60m hp becasue fuck you

those two are 2lewd4me

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Final Fantasy V Fairy Orc

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>every boss is completely and utterly neutered by slow, to the point where you can auto battle every boss in the game
>main characters story arc ends a 1/5th into the game and he stops being relevant from there on out
>all of the awkward, contrived character deaths for the sake of drama

I really dont get the love for IV at all. It's got a good soundtrack and that's about it

How's the switch port of 7? It's not as bad as the 9 port right?

Climbin up on tonberry hill
I could see their butcher knives

>use strongest attack endlessly
>runs out of MP
>is useless now

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It's such a shame most Cloud mains including pro players pick the AC outfit, people have such terrible fucking taste

Sm4sh players having bad taste? Say it ain't so.

Don't forget to play Final Fantasy Tactics sometime. Its absolute kino.

I always wondered the thought process for making the Tonberry.

>I don't know why people think FFVII aged
enemy idle animations having to end before the attack animations begin, commonly wasting an additional 30 seconds PER ENCOUNTER in the return to midgar sequence
it was one thing to do that with the two halved enemies in the mansion where it seemed spooky, but when it's fucking lamps it's just a glaring flaw of the immature use of the technology

also everything about the way walking works is rather questionable too, it's not something that can be overlooked

>grinding battle arena
>skeleship battle
>removes you from battle
nothing personal kid

>but Vincent's being shit is a bit annoying.
He wasn't very strong but he had a niche to fill so he was serviceable.

>VIII
>ever being good
no

FF7 was quirky as fuck and unironically had soul. Advent Children, Dirge of Cerberus and Crisis Core completely missed what made FF7 so memorable and fucked the atmosphere up permanently. The remake will be a lifeless shell of the original.

No more quirky, colorful enemies or bizarre characters. It'll be the same stale grimdark shit as the previously mentioned games.

based and turnbasedpilled.

FFVII wasn't turn based.

the fucking sphere grid was fun too. I got way into the arena too.

Same. When I was 7 my older friend had it on PC and I'd watch him play it from time to time.

This scene and the entire Nibelheim sequence scared the living shit out of me.

Fuck, the music was so goddamn eerie too:
youtube.com/watch?v=V20c16DovmA
youtube.com/watch?v=rMym4dzWwzY

ff7 remake will not acknowledge the "extended universe" stuff

Bluepilled. X-2 will always have the best combat in the series in my eyes.

u wot?

But that's just 3D FF5 with shit jobs.

Citation would be appreciated.

atb is not turn based bro

There's no "u wot" about it. It wasn't. It was a time based game. Understand what the word "based" in "turn based" means.
ATB is not turn based. The only turn based FF games are I, II, III, and X.

Cut content
Like 80% of the game

Maybe not, but that doesn't mean it'll keep the spirit of the original. Just go back and look at how colorful and weird it was. The reveal trailer already made it look like AC.

hot

>based and ATBpilled
Fixed it for you, user.

Barrets gun looks so tiny here. I feel it should be way bigger. Looks really odd.

you are thinking of Snow

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Ruby is the hardest

user did you have a stroke while writing this?
Can someone translate this post to English please?

>Not as good
>Implying XV had a good combat system

>Use one of the fifty ethers the game showers you with

It does

That was my team until I realised Death Penalty is a garbage weapon that would take another 100 hours of farming to make it strong
I dropped his ass for Nanaki

This is a brief run down on the planned episode aranea content.

>episode aranea took place in Gralea and Tenebrae
>We would have fought a rogue Diamond Weapon ardyn let loose on Gralea and used her airship, plus fighting flying daemons
>Iedolas's wife died soon after giving birth, and his son died later during war
>Solara is the daughter of Iedolas's son and Aranea takes her in after taking her from Loqi who was also trying to protect her
>She trains Solara for 10 years into the world of ruin too, biggs and wedge are overprotective of her
>Aranea reveals how her parents were killed in a daemon attack while she was told to protect the younger children with her in a church basement, and her father told her she was 10 years too young to fight the daemons after she said she wanted to help fight
>aranea said the same to solana when meeting her for the first time after solara said she wanted to help fight

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Some things that won't be in the remake aside from the obvious cross dressing and slut cloud kissing corneo:
>hojo won't try to have red xiii fuck aeris
>cloud won't have his humorous tutorial dialog or quotes like "let's mosey" and will just be AC sulking all the time
>can't romance barret
>can't romance yuffie
>both vincent and yuffie will be mandatory characters
>shrina mansion safe code will be dumbed down and replaced with a key
>no mini-game to get mog laid
>cloud won't participate in the gold saucer play
>cid won't be a complete an abusive dick to shera
>tifa won't have a bitch slap contest with scarlet
>tifa won't bang johnny if you leave her in costa del sol
>tifa won't call barret a retard
>won't be able to buy the villa in costa del sol
>fort condor minigame will be removed
>the trans bodybuilder who gives you your wig will just be female from the start
>the hot tub scene with the male prostitutes will be removed
>the frog/mini status effects will be removed or change because they're too weird
>the junon tv parade will be a cutscene that you can't fuck around and get sent a live grenade in
>all the scenes with gore and violence will be toned down, i.e, no bloody shish kebab snake, shinra hq massacre or dyne trail of corpses
>dumbed overworld exploration and probably no ultimate weapon dynamically flying around the map, limited submarine sections and so on
>snowboarding, fighting, motorcycle minigames dumbed down or remove because ermigerd, can't make something like that in modern games because budget
>chocobo raising and racing will be simplified
>no chocobo race gambling because gambling is bad
>no people behaving fucking nuts after meteor appears, like the dude in midel with the small chocobo spending his life savings on stupid shit because they're all gonna die
>no hilarious wheelchair cloud cutscene

Ok

Quina

What does "Pile Banger" even mean, anyway? Does he use it to rip haemorrhoids from his sphincter?

>no batshit crazy enemies like the tank/dinosaur hybrid
>no batshit crazy summons like neo/zero bahamut, alexander and knights of the round because they're too over the top
>no levitating grandpa because that's completely nuts
>no dolphin riding or priscilla cpr because that's creepy to do to a child
>no over the top barret constantly swearing and being a violent douche, like tossing his friends into the ceiling when they try calming him down
>no douchebag cloud dialog options when talking to the dying avalanche members on the way up to help barret
>no enemy skill/blue mage materia
>won't be able to fight the midgar solom at all

Even shit like the fight in the Shinra HQ elevators will be removed, given the nature of the new combat system with free movement. It only worked because it was ATB with stationary enemies.

I think the Remake will be a shitty cash-in, too, but in your zeal to decry it you listed things that it is unreasonable to think will be cut.

Also, Tifa never fucks Johnny.

How the fuck will the Shinra Building infiltration even work without random encounters? What happened when you were caught by one of the guards was that you just got forced into a random battle and had to try again until you either made it across or killed all the guards.

The fact that this is a recreation of this is amazing. Literally the ff7 HD remake before the ff7 remake.

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The majority of these missing will be positive. The original game still exists for all of that, stop wanting a literal scene for scene remake.

I wonder how they'll handle the section leading up to the Shinra HQ as well. Climbing the wall and then doing that awkward platforming and navigation doesn't translate to 3D at all.

dumb doomer

Here's how they will handle it - it's a 3D game so they will make an analogue that works well in 3D. It doesn't need to be the EXACT same as the first game. Do you really think they can't come up with a platforming + climbing section that works, as if no 3D game has you climg and platform?

I can see them modifying the battery puzzle quite easily for 3d.

>implying it won't be reduced to climbing in a straight line to the top that probably cuts to a black screen before you'd even reach the actual explorable areas of the original

I can't wait for the Remake to be cancelled so that FFVII threads won't be derailed by pointless discussions about what will or will not be in it.

If the remake doesn't have sentient motorcycles trying to kill you with missiles I'm not buying that shit game.

Oh no, I can't do that garbage swinging pole jumping section. Cancel the remake asap, it's different so it's bad.

I wish disc 3 was harder
All of the bosses go down so easily
Maybe I'm too much of an autist though. Everytime I play FF7 I can't do the northern crater without getting my party to level 99
Level 99 Cloud with 4x Cut All is so broken

It's basically cancelled for this gen at least. Didn't they show a trailer and revealed Nomura was gonna direct it, without Nomura himself knowing about it? SE is a shitshow. Expect the remake in 7 to 8 years from now at the very least.

I WANT TO BUY BATTERIES THE SIZE OF SOME DUDE'S TORSO BRAH

woah where is this from, i dont remember this in the movie??

Play the game with this mod.
forums.qhimm.com/index.php?topic=14938.0
It's the AC intro.

It's at the start when they recollect what happens in 7.

>ambushed
>darknesses,silences,poisons,berserks,sleeps,confuses,slows and slow petrifys your entire team
These fuckers were a pain to deal with in 8. Every other game you get ribbons and shit

youtube.com/watch?v=XZDLhcls5d0

Honestly the best turn-based combat in the whole series.

I spent fucking hours fighting those sons of bitches because I couldn't figure out where I was supposed to climb that fucking pipe

You could junction things for status immunity. Same goes for elemental.

The perspective is completely fucked in multiple areas of the game.

yeah but as I said it's a pain to deal with. You have to know you're running into them, they always ambush you, and even with 4x status junctioning your entire team you'll have some statuses not covered. I usually just pray for odin to come, fuck malboros

It makes me so damn mad knowing the remake is going to neuter and censor the creative fucked up perspective that made bits the field screen a big hassle. You'll just be able to see where you want to go and go there, like some kind of casual movie game.

Is the Reunion mod the ideal way to play FF7 on steam?

Literally me, this was a huge annoyance for a lot of PS1 era jrpg's with those realistic backgrounds. Forgot what you call those.

>[bizarre reversed coughing sound plays]
>gasses your entire party
Nothing personal, kid. That said FFVIII definitely had the most terrifying malboro encounters. You can't have full status coverage by the time you first encounter them and they have the highest HP growth out of all non-boss monsters.

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Maybe, but the dude who edited the new script is a retard who doesn't understand actual localization and thinks transliteration is correct when it comes to names and unironically thinks Moguri is the correct localization for Moogle.

Or maybe they were just Metal Max fans.

This, and then
>project was outsourced while nomura was actually working on KH3
>KH3 near finishing up, checking up on the company. Progress so shit that square cuts ties and restarts the entire project internally

G A T S U
A E R I S U

pls no

I know right? I doubt they've ever played FFVII or watched the movie. The game is amazing and all I can say for the movie is that it still has amazing visuals for today

>and unironically thinks Moguri is the correct localization for Moogle.
I never knew 1 sentence could make me this angry this fast in all my life. Jesus, I hope this guy gets daily beatings.

>not wanting photorealistic male model Cloud furiously blowing into his whistle to ride a dolphin up a high voltage tower as upbeat marching music plays in the background

Lmao, what a dumbass

This but it unironically got me hard

>not wanting the same where cloud is forced into a hot tub with a bunch of male prostitutes and has a freakout leading to him waking up in bed being pounded by one of the prostitutes

>What the fuck is that? This whole thing is stupid.
Based Barret.

Let's gousei the Arutema Wepon, kupo!

Holding O is good?

Why is Jenova so sexy and what the hell was that angel thing kept in front of her

Are they going to remove the Cloud-Tifa sex scene in the remake?

>tfw you played it as an innocent preteen and thought the boobs were bulging eye sockets with one eye missing

Forgot pic

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You mean the Red XIII/Yuffie sex scene.

Good question. What are some other things that aren't in the original game that they might nonetheless remove in the Remake?

The part where Barrett and Cloud are on their date and Barrett looks into the camera and says "faggot"

No, they will turn it into a full blown hentai mini game à la Artifical Acadamy

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What did Square mean by this?

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an effigy

>everything but default looks like shit
Still a cool feature that I fucked around with multiple times per playthrough

i just wanted the remake to have the old art style and ATB god dammit.
i fear of what they'll do to ff9 if they ever remake it

absolutely true

>chocomog

>one party member is literally riding on a big ass mechanical moogle
>one summon has a moogle riding a chocobo
>minigame centered around getting a moogle laid
BUT THERE'S NO MOOGLES IN FF7

that's not fucking barrett lol

>i just wanted the remake to have the old art style and ATB god dammit.
Sounds like you don't want a remake then

I did cloud/vincent/redxiii

It had the worst end-game grinding as well.

Not really. Get killed by Don Tonberry in the monster arena with Overdrive to AP/Triple Ap and either Stoic or Comrade as the Overdrive mode and you get 99 levels in 5 seconds.

youtube.com/watch?v=wFUF2uImq5M

>I'm cold....
>Worth millions if you sell it

Thoughts?

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His limits only suck because haste in VII is probably the worst it's ever been and adds no real benefit compared to other FF games where a faster build to your ATB gauge is necessary.

Yeah, but going through the Sphere Grid activating each node for each character one by one takes forever. Not to mention grinding Luck and Fortune Spheres in order to stat max.

>Persona sells a shit ton despite using Turn-Based Combat, yet having a great interface
>Square insistent on using "epig fighting system" that nobody likes.

All they have to do is update the graphics and add shit to the post-game. It's not that difficult. If they want to switch the battle system, use the FFX one.

Cloud, Yuffie, Cid.

What the...a ghost?

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20+ Year Old Aerith Revival Easter Egg Finally Found !
youtu.be/VQEAFxjqr-E

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They are both easy.

>Knights of Round + Hp Absorb
>use Mime afterwards
>auto-play

not to mention getting 255 magic requires beating that immune to all physical damage blob. Though i beat the top guy (penance?) with quick attack/sacrificial summons, so speed and str are all you need.

ANd to get alkl the spheres to craft the stats for teh custom armor and weapons and so on....

>hands in the ground
>ejects your whole party from the battle

>emerald
KoR + W+ 2 other team members doing mime.

>ruby
stock lots of dazers. start with 2 team members dead. wait for her to sink arms. paralyze her with dazers. revive everyone and proceed as with emerald. rinse and repeat.

Cloud/Red/Cait
I'd drop Cloud for anyone else but Yuffie if I could.
Aerith > Tifa

I think this is probably the worst superboss in any game I've played
>Way too much HP
>Only 3 attacks
>Doesn't even get dangerous until the last phase so you're mostly sitting there bored
>No real relevance to the plot
>All of his attack animations are way too long drawing the fight out even more.
>Doesn't even have a unique theme.

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almost every card starts at 3 stars, can be upgraded to 5 stars

I remember watching this dipshit shrink Tifa and eat her one time and it permanently fucked my sexuality up
Fucking little twat

It's a rejected Shinra security mech

This is precisely the thing I'm most worried about the remake. Will they ever be able to recreate this precise feeling?

Fuck this thing.
Whatever it is.

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>not enough GP to afford omnislash
>BP resets when you leave

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>Hell House
I thought that was called Armstrong?

>the remake
it will be gay and a shit. who cares what they do.
unless it's VR, that might be interdasting.

>get to junon and take the boat across to the other continent
>think the rest of the world has to be tiny
>enter mt. corel
>youtube.com/watch?v=hf3CJZAAz2g starts playing
>game continues in a huge world for another 25 hours

BLAAUGHGHH