Obvious signs that this game was made in America

the first floor is called the second floor

CHEESEBURGER FAT GUNS SCHOOLSHOOTINGS FATTY BURGER GUNS GUNS DRUMPF CHEETO BURGER HEHEHE NINE ELEVEN SEVEN ELEVEN MCDONALDS

>Game is worse than Japanese retro games.

>this is what weebs actually believe

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Your sidekick is a nigger

There is a guns and ammunition vendor everywhere you turn.

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its good

There's a token black guy.
Everybody's face is either oily or has too much jaw, even females.
Guns.

also no 13th floor

guns and/or violence in general are the core gameplay.

it has that gross white person smell coming from the case

It's trying to come off as something "Intellectual" and "Smart" instead of balancing a fine line between game and story.

>*drum beats start*
SOME FOLKS WERE BORN

Cover system shooting sections

Realistic art style
pretentious story

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theres a stupid nigger constantly talking or telling you what to do

Europeans can't stop talking about it.

It's an off-shade of white that looks almost red

The characters make references to current day US politics.

women look like some trannies or mutts, because you can't make good looking characters without trigger SJW

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>this white incel calls this ugly when he will never touch a girl nearly that pretty

The title is in English

So literally all games

My sister is much prettier.

Token black
Token gay
Women are ugly
No blonde males

projecting a lot mutt, did i strike a nerve? pic related is a very pretty girls, not that in my last post retard, that look like a mutt in the game.

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It goes out of its way to be as unfun as possible while trying to push in game purchases onto you in the hopes that you’ll be dumb enough to pay more for relatively less fun than promised.

Also, gender politics and politics in general that are completely serious and never played as satire even when they damn sure should be

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Memes
LOL RANDUM humor
Lootboxes
Random product placement
Pop/rock song in the game or trailer
Developers not knowing when to shut up about certain topics/being too involved with consumers.
Striving to do something other than make a game. Like "create an experience" or "push the boundaries on [insert political topic here]"
Hash tags
Bigger = better. "Over one billion guns! Unlimited gameplay!"
Game goes for an agable realistic look instead of making something styalized that would look less repulsive in 5 years.

0 gameplay
100 politics and propaganda

3 of those are really ugly lol

It launches unfinished in early access and fails

Over the shoulder camera

it makes you lose the game

Edgy

It takes the control away from you at random times

If it's AAA, you either shoot stuff or play sportsball.

Good graphics. No Pallete swaps or unecessary grinding to pad the game. Only original encounters and fights. Charcters are often unique and have depth.

The characters have DEPTH and are well written, sometimes they are HILARIOUS and at others they are HEARTBREAKING. They have SOUL. They have PERSONALITY.

Not that weak shit

ugly women
undercuts
multicolored hair
season pass with all upcoming content outlined before the game is even released
being a fps
huge marketing budget
normies like it

It’s shit

You described a Japanese game

*seething*

Thanks for making the bitter weeb containment thread, OP. You're doing god's work.

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>profile pic vs ID pic

>it's good
>sells millions of copies

the dialogue and motion capture feels natural

It's shit.

Motion Blur out the ass

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Fun gameplay.
Not every game from the west is fun but 95% of the time, fun gameplay is from the west.

It’s the game everyone in the world except the neets on Yea Forums

Ah, FF type 0, my favorite western game.

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I wish. Press x repetitively to clap and r1 to cheer

u wot m8

Ugly people, men showing more skin than women, virtue signalling, trend chasing, guns, graphic violence and death outside of a horror setting, 'whimsical' Tumblr tier art, aggressive microtransactions, grindy busy work, developers calling their customers toxic.

Everyone in the world plays*

It's not fun

>burger music
>burgers are power-ups
>name of towns end with -burg despite not being German

>RDR2

a good fucking chunk of whites are german heritage.

>3rd person cover shooter or fps military shooter
>ugly women and half naked buff men
>photorealism to attrack normalfags
>microtransactions
>lootboxes
>standard, sivler, gold, ultimate and collectors editions
>online elements
>shit soundtrack
>cross promotion with some fast food restuarant
>accessibility options
>multiple season passes
>bad gameplay
>bad writing that still gets praised for some reason
>director is a hollywood reject
>set in some fotm genre
>scanned in celebrities instead of designing actual characters
did i miss anything

Actual character development, women look like women instead of underage boys, grounded in reality writing, no "KAWAII DESUUUU OMG CUUUTE" rubbish, good graphics, good atmosphere.

mtf

>clapping mechanics

hello racist bigot

someone gets shot

And? That doesn't make his statement false.
Where did the motion that ugly people should find ugly people attractive come from?

None of the characters look appealing and the personalities lack depth.

nothing is tasteful, everything has got to be political or ugly looking, because its all they know

I just notice it more in all the AAA western games. I fucking hate that shit in general desu

the jews

This, but unironically.

Not turned based.

The story focuses on the society, not on the individual. For a country hellbent on preaching individualism this is very weird. Nip stories are always about individuals, Burger stories are always about groups.

its trash

>presentation stands far about mechanics.
>when people talk about the combat, they always say "gameplay", because that is basically all there is
>it has perverse ways to try to get more money out of the customers while not presenting much in the way of value

>about
above

It's a movie

You can't do a no-hit playthrough of it.

"Cinematic Experience" Brain dead easy games with occasional contemporary issues or references shoved in that will be outdated in a few years.

Overall lack of replay value on many titles.

Cringey digitally modified deep voice.

WOMEN WITH SQUARE JAW
Like what the fuck?

it's not kino

Top right looks like a fucking space alien.

no need to be seething, american friend, video games are not a lifelong commitment
you can just run a japanese game and experience all of those things

girls are ugly, guys are naked

You see as many niggers as you do on day time television commercials in the first area of the game.

You will never be human.

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Ugly girls

>all focus was put on muh “realistic graphics”
>gameplay sucks
>ugly characters
>lootboxes
>micro transactions
>open world (empty)
>walking simulator
>”cinematic experience”
>bland protagonist

Niggers, Ugly womans, Cinematic shit with boring gameplay

The gameplay is shit.
The game is full of feminazi shit.
Everyone is ugly as shit.
Music is shit.
Old as as shit engine.

>angry faces
>no results
Come on.

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HAHAHA DUDE BE AMERICAN LE GET SHOT
DOHOHOHO EUROPE SHARIA LAW LMAO
I'VE NEVER TRAVELED BUT MEMES TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD

boring-ass cover shooter

cope amerimutt

>Fugly females
>99% of the quests are just fetch me that shit nigga
>has to be 100% "political correct"

>character development
>"women" looks like women

nice fking meme

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>circumcision is alright

black woman with an afro who makes white male characters look stupid

There's a bullet hole in the game.

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>promotes homosexuals, transsexuals, lesbians and bisexuals, most of them mixed couples and every white woman dating a black or brown man
>the men are ripped, buff as fuck, some of the main men are emasculated while others are coined or often purposed as The Bull
>the women are all clothed up, closely adhering to sharia law, while the men wear various different clothing
>developers call real fans fakers, posers, losers, and bad people if any of them reject their product
>developers shit on and mock relentlessly even potential new buyers with degrading faux high-moral standing
>any woman sexualized is a lesbian or a person of color

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>amerimutt

>nigg everywhere

>interactive """gameplay""" *cough*movie*cough*

>forced political agenda

>MUH GRAFIKS

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forgot pic

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>ugly women
>universally boring art direction
>flat characters
>violence
>no lewd whatsoever
>"real" and "dark" """""""storytelling""""""""
>game looks vast with a lot of things to do
>is actually incredibly shallow and hollow
>western normies still fall for it and think it's the best thing ever

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>burgers force a sequel to a beloved IP
>proceed to fucking butcher it
Alternative was okay though

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Generic nigger who spats one liners like
>SHEEEET
>AWWEE HELLLL YEAAAA
>SO YOU BE SAYIN?

Fast food type health reg items

No granularity or nuance to the controls, ie you just push buttons and watch animations happen.

Rdr you only press thr button one

I want to mash x

its a french game

It takes 2 seconds or more for a character to make a 180 degree turn while walking.

There’s a 1 second (or more) delay when going from stationary to walking.

The camera isn’t centered on the player’s character but is slightly to the side.

Nintendo version uses A as confirm, Playstation version uses X as confirm.

pic related but in a videogame context

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They are like the Dragon's lair arcade game except it has worse art and animation, less humor and even less replay value, and the female instead of being a qt is some ugly mutt.

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Have sex.

based

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>Story takes precedence over gameplay
>the women and sometimes also the men are ugly
>muh representation of lgbt and nigger folk
>you get bored

Obvious signs that a board is obsessed?

Well?

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Fall off a cliff by accident

If you think weeb games are so much better than western games then how come they don't make any autistic games

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>the whole fucking world hates your country
>"O-OBSESSED I SAY!"
get real, youre ruining humanty by being alive

>third worlders hate the greatest country on earth
>i should care about their fee-ffees
Whatever you say, Abdulah

Is this what japs actually believe?

56%

god, you are so fucking clueless. Brainwashed to the core

>angry faces mean its made in america
>fucking kirby
nice example you dumb fuck

we are talking current or at least recent years, older western games, especially PC produced some real gems
>RCT1/2
>AOE
>Gothic
>KOTOR
>Ceasar3/Zeus
>Banjo Kazooie
>Goldeneye/Perfect Dark
etc. I could go on
but in the last 10 years there's only trash, if you want some autisim in weeb games look at NiS titles, many of those were made for autists

seething europeons and/or /int/fags lol
keep on hating us while you eat our shit

whatever you say Tyrone

Of course whatever I say, I live in the greatest nation on Earth, Lumuba.
Stop beheading people you disagree with, lmoa

>Stop beheading people you disagree with, lmoa
>mudslime countries have death penalties
>america has death penalty
>1st world nations don't
huh

this

jrpgs do this all the time

>he hates my country
>must be a jalous third worlder
fucking go and eat some infant foreskin you mong, god bless America's school system

Bald protagonists

>america has free speech
>other countries don't
huh

It upsets small dicked Europeans

This

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They literally don't though.

>Using the death penalty because you "disagree" with someone
?

This
Faggot Yuros are literally obsessed

Every other word is fuck

Human females are ugly but the furry females are sexualized.

That's Canada.

what happened bros
i thought europe was supposed to be a utopia, where everything is perfect

Has there ever been an FPS made by a japanese company? Can't think of any.

Anachronistic references to contemporary American politics.

>American RPG
>all the healing spells cost more MP than you can get

Cancer

>canada is first world
AHAHAH

>gets jailed for insensitive comments but americans hate free speech
lol

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Breakdown was a really cool game. Early on you stop using guns and it turns into a first person beat -em up.

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the villain fucks the female romantic lead right in front of the protagonist and he realizes that he likes watching

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>the villain fucks the female romantic lead right in front of the protagonist and he realizes that he likes watching
>it sells well in Europe and Canada
Lol

kek

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>Divinity
>Made in america

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Is 9/11 the 7/11 of terrorist attacks?

The foundation of the game is unstabilized as fuck and needs at least another three months of bugfixing to stabilize it.

Bullshit, they're all niggers there.

it has easy mode

this guy... i like him

It's not fun

Every single time this answer appears in this thread

Heavy violence and women who are covered up more than a muslim.

Retard.

With those orcs? No thanks lol

>Friendly fire is not existent
You absolute double nigger, casting reflect on your allies and then attacking them with high tier magic to prevent an enemy reflect is a standard tactic on all FF franchise.

Why are mutts so easily triggered?

>Game has a food system where you can eat a snack
>The "snack" is 6 double cheeseburgers

Because they get fed propaganda all the time that tells them they're the greatest country on Earth and when people point out how shit it really is they get cognitive dissonance

It's precisely because people believe they can create a Utopia that things can get and have indeed become so fucked up.

There will always be injustice, and life will always be unfair. Trying to aim for anything other than as many people as possible getting an equal shot at not fucking up their lives and ensuring as much freedom as possible in expressing ideas is the least worst approach possible.

Crab legs are power ups

Americans are sensitive, why do you think they're the epicentre of extreme lefty vs rightie sjw vs anti-sjw trigger wars?
They're so sensitive they either want to ban everything and coat the world in bubble wrap or they got so triggered and offended by that, that they unironically turned into tantruming manchildren or actual fucking nazis over it.

America's fucked dude

Political jokes & slights that age like milk

It cant have any long moments of quietness and atmosphere, there must be either epic music or character making witty sarcastic dialogue that falls flat. Also virtue signaling. Tons on virtue signaling and moral platitutes in the story. Eg. SLAVERY BAD

This
>Borderlands

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Every female character must be an empowered and strong girl who dont need no man and have a man body/face and never show any cleavage or have any kind of sex appeal

>I'VE NEVER TRAVELED BUT MEMES TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD
How ironic, mutt.

>post-apocalyptic game
>go into house
>find guns and ammo

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based

It's unintentionally cringe

>America
>free speech
Lmao

>Be American
>Roll out of bed
>Order 15 pizzas, 12 quarter pounders and a diet coke for breakfast
>Food deliverer waddles to the door 1 hour later
>Breaks his leg as he walks in
>Ambulance arrives, and charges him $300,000 plus tip to fix his leg
>Sues me for damages
>I slurp down the food, pondering how blessed I am to live in the greatest country on earth
>Realize I forgot to do the morning salute of the flag
>NSA sends agents to my house to arrest me
>mfw they can't fit through the door to get to me

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when im fucking the space alien i wont need any cia niggers anymore

Female characters swear. Would say anyone swearing but I recall Yakuza doing it often.

It's a dicksucking militaristic propaganda shooter

Give one example.

I remember when MGS4 first came out and one of the characters actually says “fuck”. It was so surreal and out of place in a Japanese game. It kind of still is today but to a lesser extent since nip devs cater more to American tastes nowadays.

American protagonists look all like Nathan Drake or a derivate from the Doom guy. Girls look like trannys and have a bitchy personality. Hip Hop shitty soundtrack

Ugly women, faggots, trannies, censorship and propaganda.

>ugly women
name 3 american games.

Because it is true

mgs tries hard to be american though so it's an exception

Why do T-rated games get away with “shit” “piss” and “damn” but only M-rated games can have the F-bomb?