Jirachi the wish pokemon appeared !

it can grant you only 1 wish, what do you wish for ?

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To fuck it

To fuck Pokemon

This

I wish to have sex.

pretty based and i would wish the same, but sadly it cant make miracles happen

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to have sex with all the pokemon (male) i want.

I want a Yea Forums where we can go 10 minutes without having at least 3 pokemon off topic threads up and hitting bump limit.

Wish to mindbreak people and animals on this planet into doing whatever I want, when I want with no complaints or resistance. For example I can tell Jeff Bezos to transfer all his wealth and assets to me and then jump off a skyscrapee building because I said so.

i use my masterball on it, make him my best pokemon and have sex with him
/thread

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I'm going to fuck you and you can't stop me

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too slow

I wish for a big tiddy goth gf

death

Banjo and Kazooie in smash ultimate.

>Forgot pic.

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For my lil bro back

I wish I had my health back and could see my family

Give me Ponyta since for whatever fucking reason it's almost impossible to recruit it normally otherwise

To be with my waifu.

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I want a Regirock GF!

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I wish I was happy
Based regiposter

1 trillion dollars

have sex with jirachi

I wish for pokemon shit to stay in their containment board.

Unlimited wishes

With pleasure!

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I wish you wouldn't go to sleep and would instead be my wife that I have tons of great sex with!

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based.

Make all 2D girls that I fapped with real and fuck them

>mfw this thread is proof Yea Forums needs to have sex
Have sex

yes with jirachi

only with Jirachi.

with jirachi right?

Off yourself namefag. Yea Forums is pokefucker territory.

To make my life-long wish, which I wrote in a notepad file meticulously so it doesn't backfire on me, a reality.

It involves perfect shapeshifting that includes any ability I can think of being usable with the character I turn into. Why should I fug the Pokémon when I can BE the Pokémon (and talk ala Meowth while I'm at it)? I'll be raking in dosh, pleasure, and eternal youth. Forever.

I WANT. BE A GLACEON

I'd fuck you tbqh

sharing is caring buddy let me have a piece of that glaceon ass

of course user, you can also fuck him while i put my cock in the mouth, no problems!

Bisexual people have to pick a side or die.

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I want to be the main character in a high fantasy Isekai story

How much would you charge so you turn into a qt male Sylveon and have sex with me?