DMC

This is Mary Arkham, say something nice about her!

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it fysikally hurts too look at that

I SWEAR I WILL GET US OUT OF HERE
TOGETHER KYRIE
KYRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KYRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Nero too. Furies truly are the whores of DMC5.

Do it faggot. Post results.

If it's with Dante, it's not actually Fury, I think it's Riot. Nero did have Fury porn though

this is not one of the best pictures of her but she looks ok

what did Kyrie ever do to you

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Needs Dans mega jaw

>tfw I requested one of Fury/Dante porns from drawfag

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He kinda looks like him here, if I'm being honest. Still, they're not identical.

He's got quite the jaw by himself you know. But I do agree, Vergil is not Vergil if he is not Dan'd right ? Maxim Southworth is literal perfection.

Who has the v mangaaaaaa

I wish I could hug her.

Well of course they are not. Just like for every character. Vergil got a bit of Dan but really the tiniest bit you know. Maybe a bit of the jaw and the eyes.

only raws for now

imgur.com/a/fyFwrEw

>that '''''''''''''''popcorn'''''''''''''''

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yeah kinda looks like him

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So my point stands. Maxim Nazarov doesn't look like Vergil.

Kyrie was a fucking retard. thank god she was barely acknowledged in 5

When's nero's due date?

are they holding hands
if so that is the poorest attempt at posing hands i've ever seen

GIVE V YOUR ENERGY ANONS HE'S GETTING FUCKED BY HUNK BUT HE CAN STILL WIN twitch.tv/thefinalrumble

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He does. They are just slightly different. Very slightly. The same kind of difference Dante got with Adam.

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The phone call to Kyrie is literally the most important scene in the entire series, finally dethroning the DARK SOUL WITH LIGHT scene. That 40-second phone call saves the story of DMC5 from being mediocre super robot DBZ nonsense and turns it into something that can at the very least stand alongside the other games. Itsuno says the entire game of DMC5 was created for the one moment where Nero is in DT holding back Vergil and Dante and his hair falls down. I disagree. That's just the outcome of the actual culmination of the game and story so far - the phone call just beforehand.

It's been theorized that Nero's greater ratio of human to demon blood is what gives him so much power. He has a heart pumping upwards of 5L of blood per second through his body, and over 30+ years that massively overcomes the amount of blood consumed by the Qliphoth, and even the amount of (human) blood Dante and Vergil have had pumping through them. There are other theories, but let's examine this one. The basic theme is persistent humanity. The aggregate of humanity over the course of years is worth more than any sudden burst of humanity could be.

Sound familiar? Well, Nero's had a decade plus living every single day with Kyrie and his adopted children. Enter DMC5, and he gets a "sudden burst" of family, in the form of Dante and Vergil. The theme of DMC in general is family. Family is humanity. Humanity is power. Vergil seeks power to replace his lost family, his lost humanity. Dante's fatal flaw is his inability to accept his family, forcing him to kill Vergil over and over again - powerless to change. This is his curse. Dante's existence in the world of DMC is to kill his brother over and over again, like Sisyphus pushing the boulder up the hill.

WE
WILL NEVER
SURRENDER

The fuck did you just say about MY Kyrie?

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STOP WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HUSBANDO ?????

I thought he already beat Hunk last week

I just love Vergil.

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V put up a hell of a fight but it just wasn't his night

I wanna protect her smile

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>V lost
>V lost
>V lost
THIS IS YOUR FAULT WHY DIDN'T YOU CHEER HIM ON

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why did he wrap yamato with demon foreskin

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FUCK V THAT'S WHY
GOTH FAG GOT E X T R A C T E D

>Vergil got a bit of Dan but really the tiniest bit you know. Maybe a bit of the jaw and the eyes.
Only when he's mocapped by Dan.
Rip Vergil's model and it's purely just Maxim's features.

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I want to see Dante and Kyrie with a strap on, taking turns railing Nero

He did both in the royal rumble and the polls but the OP wanted him to fight Hunk, and now he's lost twice

F

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Same.

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I'M SORRY BUI-KUN!

This. The phonecall is pure kino, and thanks to the Divine Comedy references might even be called biblio.

Thanks user

You could literally see Kyrie as an angel. When nobody else believes, when he's lost and alone, when he's just jumped out of a ship taking him to safety, Nero finds a moment of solitude and calls the one thing he can be absolutely sure about. Because he believes, with all his heart, in the power of the time they've spent together. And the result? Kyrie doesn't even say much. She doesn't have to. Like Nero trusts in her, she trusts in him. And that trust is what gives Nero the power to break through.

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To incite fear in his enemies.
>suddenly that Devilish-Jewish graffiti starts to make sense

Oh ? Interesting I didn't see that. It proves my point even more.

I swear this is a copypasta now.
Do you believe this? Are you the same poster that made that originally or are you just after (you)s?

Think the only thing missing is calling the phone divine intervention.

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Adamte has a really long face compared to Maximgil.

THEY WILL SEE

I'm not the same guy but i found interesting his take on it

No, it's because Nero can't marry Dante if Dante dies...... *POWER BURST*

This level of dedication...that has to be shitposts.

d'aww

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Nothing better to accompany the latest blockbuster than a nice bucket of potatoes.

Why are you posting these? The falseflagging fag isn't even around.

That's not even that bad, F Trish's unedited model

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its cute

>mfw Kyrie is literally Nero's angel
why the fuck does that couple of fictional characters makes me happy

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Nero looks like he's in his second trimester.

Why not?

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>That's not even that bad
No one implied it was user

>The falseflagging fag isn't even around.
not even that user but why can't they just post a nice Nero/Kyrie picture for the hell of it?

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>stop liking kyrie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
cope

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Noo reason other than it's cute. I'm bored so I'm looking through twitter.

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This! It's even more noticable when you see other people who do their own renders with Vergil's model and Vergil's eyes in particular tend to be quite big in comparison to in-game.
(Pic-related example since this fag unironically has highest quality model rips)

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That's not what I was saying I have nothing against her.

sorry then, i thought you was the dude that hates Kyrie for some reason

did anybody else go back and kick DmD vergil's ass like 10 times in a row once you got good as payback?

I've been practicing against palace vergil too. I think I'm finally ready

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Can someone please tell me wtf Dante says when he uses drive (rebellion) in dkc4

I like Nero/Kyrie stuff a lot more with his current design for some reason. Helps that a lot of them give Kyrie a more normal outfit instead of the generic White Mage dress she was wearing before.

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Huh we almost got something closer to his 4 concepts.
With physical jacket wings, a hood and everything.

In the end I think I prefer what we got, but I think I think they can take elements from this.

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Oh not at all ! It's just that these explanations are so deep that I was impressed by the dedication put in a character we don't see much in the end.

>liking Kyrie
I don't give a shit for her, but I find this statement to be even more hilarious than unironic Luciafagging.
It just feels forced statement so you can be minor 1% that supposedly gives a shit about some character that majority gives no fuck for other than a fact that they exist.

You know if she ever went through the Ascension ceremony herself, I bet her horns would be shaped just like that crown.

The eyes here looks even bigger than on his render to be honest.

No you're just mad because Nero marries Dante in the end and live happily ever after
(T_T) (T_T)

>not liking a cute big assed christian gf
what are you a faggot?

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shit taste bro, i like kyrie and i'm a faggot

I'm starting to think these are unironic

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That's because when you talk/make an expression, your eyes and mouth area tend to be most affected.
Which is why mocap actors tend to affect overall appearance of certain character in-game. Which can be best seen with swapped models as well.

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its really not

CURSED

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If she appears in another DMC game and they fuck up her model, I'm gonna be really fucking mad. Like, even if they make her not similar to the original but still look great (like what happened to Lady), I'm good, just don't mess her up (like what happened to Trish).
Well, I don't know about the others but at least in my case I don't care about Kyrie herself but rather her relationship with Nero; without her Nero would be just some kind of angry guy, thanks to Kyrie he has a bit more of character, even if she is just a cute girl/plot device and not much else.

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Good times, son.

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this video warms my heart every time I see it

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FUCK TARGARYENS

Literally everyone looks good apart from Trish in 5, i bet she will be alright in her next appearence

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What prancing la-la homo men.

I like character for being said CHARACTERS!
I don't like characters for their sex appeal, sorry. I'm not looking to date video game chick. Even if I was after this, Kyrie would never be on my top list, AGAIN. DMC4 Trish wins that award.
>I like [x] thing and I'm [x]
Just shoot yourself.

>V manga touches on how defiled Vergil felt while being Mundus' slave
>that looks of agony in his eye when he remembers it

He really did rape him, didn't he? Well, let other demons do it because "humans are vulgar monkeys" bullshit.

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Trish is an outlier, everyone else in DMC5 and RE2 look fine.

No no, what is a prancing homo man, the other is just pure UNGA

>I like character for being said CHARACTERS!
Kyrie's personality is what allows Nero to become the most powerful person in the series, what allows him to make a mental and physical breakthrough that Dante never made no matter how many swords he shoved through his chest. Because the personalities of every other character in the series are defined by solitude and loneliness in the face of their trauma. But Kyrie reaches out to others, and places her trust in them. That's a fucking personality.

his facial expressions are giving me ichigo vibes from bleach

>Liking trash

I know this might be shocking for your fujo brain, but there are tons of ways for a man to get traumatized by another man without dicks being involved. Shocking... I KNOW!

user, Vergil is all about pride and honor and feeling powerful and all that bullshit, he wouldn't need to be raped to feel defiled

Same, Kyrie isn't a great character on her own but as an accessory for Nero (since that's basically what she is) she does a lot to make him better. Which is probably why I like her more in 5 than in 4 because she's used better in that way.

Based.

Moondust Dust'd Vergil was funny meme at first, but it's annoying that there are unironic tumblr faggots who unironically took such shitpost UNIRONICALLY!

Based and redpilled.

>wanna practice in the void
>dont want to delete my BP save
>end up just closing the fucking game
Eugh.

V is for bullying

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looks more like kylo

Why the fuck are fags of late obsessed with...
>Vergil was raped?
...shit? Wtf? This used to be just a thing Yea Forums would shitpost about while Mundus posting. When in the hell did it became an unironic thing for retards to theorize about?

Nico > Lady > Kyrie > Lucia > Trish

>Which is probably why I like her more in 5 than in 4 because she's used better in that way.
Eh, I'd say she works equally well in both games considering that in 4 everything Nero is doing is for her and in 5 he makes the most important decision in the game (and the most imporant moment in the game happens) thanks to her. But I guess Nero screaming "KYRIE" every 5 minutes can be a litte too much.

>DMC3 Lady >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rest is trash not worth mentioning
FTFY

You're trying to argue with people who thinks incest is cool
Fujos minds are corrupted and broken

Verdus has been a thing amount among fujos since DMC3 came out.

Stop hating on Trish's face because this is where all the Sparda boys get their manly good looks

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hell yeh duds

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*ahm*
>Nevan > DMC3 Lady > fuck the rest

That pic of Nero blowing bubblegum is cute
I wonder if in early art Nico didn't have tattoos or is it just because it's a rough/low detail sketch

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Lady > Kyrie > Nico > Lucia > Trish

5 >= 3 > 4 > anime

how to git gud at memorizing combos? want to avoid being humiliated like v was tonight

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Devil arm pilled I see.

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PLEASE NERO SPIT YOUR GUM INTO MY MOUTH

Mundus was hentai fat man equivalent of fujos using him just to get Vergil raped. Nobody thought that's what happened unironically. Not even them.
Yea Forums used such thing to shitpost. Especially when they thought V was Mundus.
Lately, all of a suddent, there are fags who UNIRONICALLY theorize this as something that DID happen.

chewed up flavorless gum isn't good

Lady (good character on her own) > Trish (meh character on her own, functional plot device) / Kyrie (much better plot device but even more meh character) > Nico (self insert character, but kind of pointless desu) > Lucia (lol).

Yeah, I can see the manly thing for sure.

Dunno he looks like discount Owen to me

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t. Spurdo

I'll tell Eva about this.

Owen and Adam's extra chromosome son

I really like Kyrie but Nero chemistry with Nico is pretty good If not better

hop into the void and go crazy

watch some combo videos for inspiration

Its been a thing even before it being an unironic meme, user. Fujo brain

>discount owen
You mean discount Adam? Looks nothing like Owen senpai

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LA CREATURA

>Nero chemistry with Nico is pretty good If not better
Only problem is that other than a funny character dynamic she's nothing. Kyrie means much more to Nero, for obvious reasons.

Can confirm that Vergil and his model are drastically different lets just say I have a source who sculpts the in-game characters by hand, and my source had to do extra work on Vergil compared to the rest of the characters when remodeling them cause in-game was so fucked. My source loves the model absolutely hates the in-game after spending hours rendering a 3d model that didn't look like shit

Could be worse.

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>that doujin is now canon

>la creatura
Did you reply to the wrong post user?

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he looks like my brother delete this

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Yes, Nero and Dante would like Kyrie to be their surrogate so they can have biological children. She is very important. It doesn't mean Nero doesn't care about the orphans

Any Moon rune readers here?
Any of these Balrog's Demon design?

The flame whip demon makes me feel like Balrog could have just looked like a massive Lord of the Rings shoutout.

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Dios mio....

>Vfags lust after this
DIOS MIO!

best DA comin through

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>memorizing combos
Ok, question, do you all actually do that? Like do you guys go and think "oh yeah, this is the perfect moment to do that combo I've practicing" or "ok, let's do my bread and butter combo now" or stuff like that?

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why am i reminded of this faggot

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How about now?

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Why does nobody ever draw Nero with eyebrows?

>she died for this abomination

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They do but his eyebrows are white

Unga man doesn't need them.

Well I'll give him a lot of points for
>Having two movesets in one
>Being your own personal hype man
>Retaining some old fist moves but bringing in a lot of new stuff.

Not sure if he's the best though.

No opinion is topping this.

Still cute just not a great look for him.

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I just practice combos in the lab once in a while and work them into muscle memory, and then whip them out when I get the chance to. I don't go into it thinking about when or how to utilize them, I just kind of do.

why do models wear such weird shit

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Is it the falseflagging fag?

My opinion: I find him better looking than Owen by a mile!

>architecture references are from London and Serbia
huh

LA LUZ PARTIDA EN DOS

>picking on his actual facemodel
don't bully real people come on guys the entire cast is filled with cuties except nico's model but she used to be cute

I know enough moon to recognize if Baruroggu is there or not, but I don't see anything that looks like that aside from "Bearu[X]" in the middle right. Hard to tell with that resolution though.

Nico model needs to stop being a dirt feminist and change the hair

At least his face doesn't look like he's constantly suffering from some unknown allergy.

And other than an off screen love interest, Kyrie is nothing lol

>Serbia
Oh really?

>sad attempts at facial hair era Aleks
pls go and stay go, that's the second worst era aside from his current bleached blonde russian mafia look

"""high art"""

>make one Moondust joke
>queue 10x posts seething about "fujo" invasion
It shouldn't be this easy

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Red Queen would look like an amazon if she ever took on a humanoid form, right?
>Red head
>Over 6ft tall
>Muscled
>Tits and Ass for days
>Her hair glows brighter the more exceeds she has going
>Is actually on fire when at max
>Is mad jealous of Nero and Kyrie's relationship

Who?

Except that she is Nero's motivation for like his entire life, not just a "love interest".

NERO IS GETTING ALL THE HIGH QUALITY LEWDS. HE MUST BE STOPPED

some guy who hit the wall at 27

he used to be cute

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Except she's a literal who who doesn't even have a model. And Nico is a great character with actual chemistry with Nero

I don't know but for my part I don't find that much difference between the two. And also find his in game model handsome as fuck but maybe that's not what you were really talking about ?

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I believe you, Leaky Leaks.

You and literally everyone else in these threads kek if anyone has a brother who looks like a younger Dante, hit me up

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>that
>cute
American standards are really low huh

Fuck off i said Nero had a good chemistry with Nico but he still have a great chemistry with Kyrie too

>American
I'm Danish and he was born in Russia.

Red Queen is just an ordinary sword, Nero needs to get some actual Devil Arms in the next game.
>mfw they are Dante and Vergil

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I'm one of the few people that like DSD, but this motherfucker looks metal as fuck

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I guess you didn't play 4. Or 5. Or maybe you just skipped every cutscene or something.

who the fuck names their kid Danish

All? There some new stuff I don't know about? Because it's still mostly awkward Mo0nx stuff at this point.

DELET THIS

OWEN A CUTE

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>pretending to like him
This is how you spot dumblerinas.
Fact is, if he was never V then none of you would even glance his way or even pretend to like him and if someone were to post an image of him you guys would probably go:
>Ew looks like a faggot!
I have nothing against said man, but he's not exactly top tier looking model. There are bunch of guys with his face structure/look and most of them tend to be losers or guys that chicks, in general, don't pay second glance to. The fact remains that autistic hyenas that are out to get him and that drool over his images, only do so because V.
Once more, nothing against the guy, but lets be honest here.

>this shit bait

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I'd be more than OK with this.

Huh. Honestly I don't even know how I'd practice combos in a DMC game, like, I guess that's why The Void exists and it's cool that it does but I don't care about it at all. In this games I just look at the move sets and just improvise.

Truthpilled. Fangirls can go fuck themselves with waifufags.

He's right desu

Renders from other people are sculpted by them and not always exact, like the one you posted? is literally the one where the artist had to work extra hard on Vergils face and ended up making him not only younger, but slightly altering his face altogether to make him look decent

the reeeVujosfag is really seething hard tonight huh. even attacking the poor guy who modeled for V. how low can you stoop?

>they're the new Agni&Rudra

Red Queen may be just an ordinary sword but is also best sword because MAX-ACT.

Exactly!

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Here's the attention you ordered.

when fujos aren't posting people get cranky and try to summon them so they have a reason to complain

I played 5 she had like 3 lines lmao and I DID play 4, she was heavily the reason nero was lesser of a character back then. His weakest moments as a character in 4 all correlated with Kyrie

Don't give it (You)s you fucking retards. Owen a cute but I'm not gonna drool over him because he's a real person and that's fucking weird

>autistic hyenas
Do not bully the hyenas. I kekked, nonetheless.

Lady aged like shit kek

I like how you know who is getting triggered over a post that honestly speaks the truth. BASED!

Kyrie is literally the best thing that could have happened to Nero

Nah, have Nico make more ridiculous steampunk weapons for him.

KillyStein made some too.

Ok.

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>to make him look decent
As if Vergil needed this to look gorgeous. If you consider the pic of the post you replied to better than pic related I am concerned about your taste.

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t. 5'6' 400 lb el goblino americunt

Lady is cute

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That happens all the time with actors who play cool characters, hell even voice actors.

The one next to it is literally Vendetta from DMC2.

>SEETHING this hard over literally nothing
Nobody's pretending to like him you insecure faggot. I like his face, he's a solid 8.5 to me.

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Is Divine Hate available in the music packs lads? Really need that to get the blood flowing.

NOW YOU'VE REALLY CROSSED THE LINE

You say that as if that somehow supposed to make her interesting lmao, you know what a mary sue is?

Sounds kino actually. Dante can now become a sword and Nero already had Yamato before, which Vergil can bond his soul to somehow. Better yet he can dual wield them alongside RQ and BR in Devil Trigger mode.

I don't get how people can beat their meat over the face models
I like the characters they portray, not them I don't know jack shit about them
infact looking at the facemodels gives me second hand embarrassment because I remember the comments they get on their instagrams and shit hoooo boy I feel bad

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Track 1: Battle-1 (Dante battle theme)
Track 2: Vergil Battle-2 (Vergil boss battle theme)
Track 3: Devils Never Cry (end credits theme)

Based. Out of male cast, V's model is most O.K. looking at best.

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Yes, and It has nothing to do with Kyrie

Same here, especially about the comments. I feel bad for all of them who get these types of comments. You can go to any of their instagrams and see people creaming themselves, calling them the character they modeled for, etc. Cringe factor is out of orbit.

No.

Imagine the fucking reaction if he combined Dante and Vergil (I guess evolved Yamato) into Devil Sword Nero.
Sparda proves that named blades that carry their own will aren't even safe from assimilation.

Andrea doesn't have it that bad desu. Don't know about the other girls.

100 percent does

>Fangirls can go fuck themselves with waifufags.
If the fangirl looks like Lady, i would gladly

Agreed, they just provide a foundation for the characters but it's their personalities and other game-exclusive design aspects that make them appealing to me.
Besides the only models I think more attractive than the characters are Adam and Trish's. I'm not into V, Vergil and Lady are OK, and Nero is barely recognizable as Karlo.

>replying to yourself because everyone else thinks you're a faggot

Fact at how many femcels got triggered over such post proves that husbadofags and waifufags are most pathetic creatues on this website. Yes. Even more pathetic than fujos and fags themselves.

based sattou

A Mary Sue is an idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character. Often, this character is recognized as an author insert or wish fulfillment.[1] They can usually perform better at tasks than should be possible given the amount of training or experience, and usually are able through some means to upstage the main protagonist of an established fictional setting, such as by saving the hero.

some of the waifufagging posts in these threads about wanting to cuddle her are kinda cringe, but hey at least its not on her profile

>if someone were to post an image of him you guys would probably go:
>Ew looks like a faggot!
Why are you talking about yourself user? This post reeks of insecurity. Have sex.

>samefag

Now I trigger you too? Based me as well.

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This would be true even if the guy were incredibly good looking.

>giving it (You)s
stop giving the attention whore attention you dumb fucks

You ok?

Told you, mary sue.

Yes, that's what I meant. I think there's only 1 comment in each of her most recent pictures calling her Lady, but that's it. Also, kinda is an understatement.

Stop fighting, anons. Post your favorite character ! I begin.

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Nero, even Dante would be a Mary sue. But not Kyrie

Here, have another (you) and BASED from me again.
Just because it triggers retarded husbandofag. It's hilarious.

Oh and also, explain why you like this character in particular !

Why? It's the worse of the two battle themes.

all of them

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In 5 hours you lot will be crying about muh fujos being the worst again.

Ladyfags are ok, but did yall saw Maxim Instagram? Kek, even Owen needed to lock his insta

Nero and Dante both have glaring character flaws, and they fail regularly, what's Kyrie flaw? what is her personality, what are her traits besides love and kindness, and being this perfect person that makes even Nico blinded by her sheer perfection, that's what I thought.

You guys are really mean. Can't you focus more on yourself and your own flaws instead of bringing down other innocent people who have nothing to do with this? If people thought Owen was ugly, he wouldn't be able to get modeling gigs, now would he? No, he wouldn't, so stop gossiping and slandering like a bunch of schoolgirls. This isn't PULL. This isn't library. This is Yea Forums. Discuss DMC, not your place to air out your insecurities and desire for attention and love that you weren't given in your early years.

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Guy is just pretty fun, both in playstyle and personality.
Loved the Bringer, and the fact that he got two bringer arms at the end of 5 had me pretty happy.

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>If people thought Owen was ugly, he wouldn't be able to get modeling gigs, now would he
There's alot of ugly models out there desu

>what's Kyrie flaw
That she can't do anything herself lel

>tonyxstevestony
RIP them I guess

Fujos are annoying, but at least I won't see fujos posting real life people and talking about them like absolute creeps.
To make it worse, I won't see said fujos going to Adam's instagram and tell him they want of him to fuck Maxim and/or going to Karlo's instagram to tell him that V sucking his cock is hot.
Meanwhile, husbandofags... DO THIS! Hard to top waifu/husbandofags as such.

>what's Kyrie flaw
She's a weak human

I think that Dante would rather become a gun, I get the impression he likes E&I the best out of all his weapons. It's Vergil who has always been the sword guy.

Is this going to be an autistic circlejerk like the Katawa Shoujo general, or the Alita general on Yea Forums? What could you possibly talk about? This game is 6 hours long

Ugly people model all the time though, hell in 2019 disabled people model. There's also this thing in fashion industry where scouts specifically look for weird, peculiar and strange looking models. That's why you see so many of the models on the model wall looking alien

>dude every character has to have glaring flaws man i'm intimidated by people who are just good i can't relate i need drama
Why don't you fuck right off?

The point is enough people find him attractive and calling them all tumblrinas doesn't invalidate them finding him such.

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Did you start liking him in 4 or in 5 ? And if there is a change in your opinion, can you explain why ?

how the hell do people jack off to the face models? I can't even jack off to characters I like because the thought makes me cringe my boner away what the fuck

See pic-related? She both earns more and is a bigger model than Owen, Adam, Karlo and Maxim combined.

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Good for her. I wish her well.

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the difference is probably that shes treated more like a freakshow than a model
like with midgets

Seconding.

Early teenage years husbando and slight projection desu.

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Devil Sword Dante is literally called the manifestation of his power and will.
Dude is already basically the sword.

Why did you post fem Vergil user ? It's triggering me to post some.

except for Danny Devito hes alright

based vfag

feels bad man

This! Lusting over fictional character is cringe enough, but lusting over their model and posting them, talking how you want to do ______ to them is pure cancer and people like these need to hit the rope once and for all.

>Red head
>Over 6ft tall
>Muscled
RQ gijinka from a couple of days ago looked like this.
Swordfu hivemind

Is that Trish's model?

Kek, that's why I mentioned. I was the one that posted Maxim's instagram last time.

I feel you as I said once : Vergil 3 was my teenage crush and Vergil 5 my husbando haha. Thanks for answering.

I thought it was the younger version haha. You should post some femVergil to rid this thread of the cancer.

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but user, in gameplay terms it would only work if one is a gun and the other is a sword

I liked him since 4.
Always thought what other people called being whiny seemed pretty reasonable for a guy put in his situation.
He entered the scene by drop kicking Dante, his DT acquisition scene and his Savior headcrush gave him enough awesome moments I really liked him.

Also saw he had a lot of potential to grow in terms of power and ability, as while it was a minor thing in 4, the idea of the Bringer absorbing stuff and letting him evolve fascinated me.

You cant just say that without pictures to back it up

You don't have to tell me twice.

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I wish I was as cool as uncle Dante

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Strange looks sell, this guy is one of the top 50 models, yet most people would say he looks incel

Not an arguement

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In waifufags' defense (at least when it comes to DMC): Unlike annoying fangirls that are locked in their father's basements, they don't annoy real life models about their wet dreams regarding them.

>cause in-game was so fucked.
What happened that made it so shitty?

He's always been the one for me.

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Nice deflection.

Have sex.

There's a huge market for "ugly" models. Owen isn't in that market, despite what that retard thinks.

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True, just need to compare the comments on the make facemodel pics to the female facemodel pics

Has the entirety of the artbook been posted already?

What this guy said KYS!

How does the blue orbs DLC work for DMC5? Do I need that to get the full health bar?

Yeah there's a mega itt i think

>Not an arguement
Then tell me how Sparda isn't a mary sue? What about Eva? Or Morrison?

Characters don't need to have "flaws" or have inner turmoil or whatever, they just need to fulfill their role in the story, and Kyrie does that perfectly in DMC5.

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I didn't think I could jack off to video game characters either then I saw neros lewds and they're so realistic and hot that somehow they're more aesthetic than real men, and not I can't even look at a real male body without seeing inferiority

its microtransactions
you can find the blue orbs throughout the levels and secret missions

>!
Not an irlfag, but seeing as posting him triggers all the insecure s o yboys in this thread, cope with it, fatty.

Post about him, let's try to save the threads !

Are you unaware of this strange and mysterious thing called dual wielding?

To be specific just have Nero copy his dad again for a bit.
Vergil dual wielded Force Edge and Yamato.
Let Nero take a similar stance with DSD taking the place of Force Edge.

I wholeheartedly agree. But that doesn't change the fact that you'll whine about fujos as soon as they arrive

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DMC waifufags are more decent type of waifufags. Will creep you out with their Andrea Tividar folder on this board, but they won't annoy the woman herself, unlike Clairefags.
Even Jordan herself doesn't have same amount of cringe comments directed to her as Maxim/Owen/Adam and Karlo do. Especially Maxim and Owen.
I like both V and Vergil, but their fans are autism incarnates!

>still not an arguement
kek using a character whom not much is known about then again a somewhat fittting comparison considering Kyrie herself is also not much of an actual character

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>posting pictures of a model on a videogame thread
>telling others to have sex

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shut up about fujos and get back on topic
you guys do this every time

Stop, spamming is even worse.

this

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How are you so sure that fujos aren't the ones saying "OMG LITERALLY VERGIL" and such? Commenting on their similarities doesn't negate the fact that they can ship their characters.

Spamming about DMC is worst ? user..

??

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>Do I need that to get the full health bar?

No, in fact they're just the same orbs you can buy in game for red orbs. You would still need to find blue orbs to get a full health bar, cause if you try to buy them after you already bought them from Nico you'd waste real life money cause you wont be able to use them.

Why does he attract so many immature, seething hatefags? Such an innocuous character to get analpained over and yet here we are, yet another thread derailed because some insecure amerilard can't handle people finding his facemodel attractive.

alastor is the best sword

Don't shit up the thread even more. You don't need to spam pictures.

I'm not sure why you think that's not an argument. Kyrie doesn't need any flaws. She's fine the way she is. She's not a mary sue as she doesn't upstage anyone and isn't particularly powerful or relevant.

>Have sex.
Nice argument for someone who used real life model for their post. Phew, lass. You sure showed that "incel" off.

She IS a mary sue though, very definition.

I didn't specify pictures, I wanted you to talk about the character.

He left the King.

Hello? Can someone help me please?

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>vergil cried after tearing off neros arm
see he does have a heart

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SHUT UP
TALK ABOUT GAME

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>A Mary Sue is an idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character
Sure.

>Often, this character is recognized as an author insert or wish fulfillment.
Nope.

>They can usually perform better at tasks than should be possible given the amount of training or experience, and usually are able through some means to upstage the main protagonist of an established fictional setting, such as by saving the hero.
Nope.

Not a mary sue

Looks like sweat to me from his body literally melting.

It does not look like cries, but more like sweat.

Helllooo

PLEASE HELP ME user I NEED HELP

I get that you won't ever have real boyfriend and that's why post that talks about your '''''''boyfriend''''''' that you will never have triggers you, but don't you see a certain irony?
Let me help you.
First, I'll upload this image and say:
HAVE SEX KYRIEFAGS!!!

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Welcome!

He cried because he had his waifu back.

>crying tears of happiness after reuniting with Yamato

Yes hello! Finally. Okay so, whenever I get to level 40 on BP, the game crashes. I've checked the disc and it's crystal clear, no scratches anywhere. I don't remember dying on that level, and I'm reluctant to uninstall and reinstall the game. Is there any fix for this?

I'd rather fap to your pic-related instead desu.

I love Dante

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Did you know you can cancel Cavaliere's idling by changing weapons before the last attack starts?

There's barely any Kyriefags here. Ladyfags on the other hand...

I like pretty much all the main characters in DMC but Dante I think will always be my favorite.
Speaking of characters, I don't HATE her, but I think out of all the central characters I've always liked Trish the least, I'm not really sure why. It's not even about her look in 5 or whatever, her character just doesn't really do anything for me. But I do like her interactions with V. Overall I think I like her personality in 5 more than how she was in 4.
Dante comes full circle as he's cheesy/corny as fuck (and pretty tryhard in 3) but still manages to actually be cool

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>it was the ladywhale samefagging the entire time
figures. ladyfags are cancer.

Not Owentard you replied to, but thanks for such nice help, user.

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anyone who talks about or posts the characters' models in any capacity, good or bad, is cancer and should kill themselves.

thats quite the leap user

Without "Vfujo" memes, what is your honest opinion on V's gameplay and why?

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1 is the only game where Trish really mattered, and even then she shows up in the beginning to zap you, then betray you, then take a hit for you and die before coming back to life. Not all that exciting compared to Lady's storyline with Arkham, while Kyrie and Nico are omnipresent parts of Nero's story.

>I know this might be shocking for your fujo brain, but there are tons of ways for a man to get traumatized by another man without dicks being involved.
bullshit

kys

Hey everyone was ok with posting adam before the game got released.

Why are you so mad about Lady, femcel? That she's hot and you're not? That many fap to her, while not even a fat man wants to fuck you? Is that it?

his gameplay was fun at first and reminded me of an mmo summoner class
but alot like mmos it got boring quick sadly

Except NEITHER of the bottom two are required to be a Mary sue, brainlet lol. At it's very core
>a type of female character who is depicted as unrealistically lacking in flaws or weaknesses.
>typically these characters are idols of worship by all their peers

Yes, a mary sue

>Ladywhale
There are female Lady fans?

nope, you're just seething cancer that gets assmad over vfags and v. kill yourself faggot

no

There's quite a few self-insert kyriefags here, ladyfags aren't nearly as weird.

>muh V husbando
>REEEEEEEE LADYFAGS ARE TO BLAME
Just neck yourself already.

Kyrie is completely irrelevant to anyone but Nero.

I miss Nevan. I hope at least Trish gets to use her since she doesn't have Sparda anymore.

>REEEEEE VUJOS REEEEEE
>uwu i love lady she's way cuter than that ugly tranny owen uwu
you first, tranny

ps4? Sorry man I never had that happen to me.

>>typically these characters are idols of worship by all their peers
>Yes, a mary sue
Who are all of Kyrie's peers that "worship" her? Nero is her boyfriend/childhood friend so he loves her, and Nico calls her beautiful. Credo wanted to protect her/defected against Sanctus once he found out he was using her because she's his fucking sister. That's it. Do you want them to be shitting on her all the time?

>Trish gets a Nevan doppelganger

Didn't Dante sell her ?

why would he be sweating? he barely did anything

the ladyfag always conveniently shows up whenever someone is reeeing about muh vujos. really makes you (((think)))

You mean the Nerofags? I thought they were all gays.

Owen will never love you or give a shit about you. Stay mad goblina.

neither will lady's model, and im not even a vfag so i dont give a shit, but your seething about v is so obvious. you're such an attention whore. kys.

not him but I have never heard anyone ever call Owen a tranny
quit pulling stuff out of your ass and making your own Vfucker kind look like fools

Vfags conveniently show up and spam Owen pics during fujo hours and re about Ladyfags every time someone tells them to fuck off. really makes you (((think)))

Please like and reblog!

He us literally dying at this point because of his corrupted state. You can imagine every moves he makes is taking a huge toll on him so he is sweating profusely because of it.

translations when

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>he barely did anything
Are you forgetting about how he's constantly wheezing in that scene and in both scenes where we see corrupted Vergil (garage scene and scene where he splits himself) he can barely walk? Just moving is a chore for him.
Also does anyone know the meaning of that poem Vergil says when he stabs himself or is it just some random cryptic shit?

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Autism.

This is so damn cute. This manga is going to fuck my shit up I just know it.

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If I lick his sweat, would I get Moondust aids?

It's alright...I'll just have to reinstall and see if that helps. I wanted to get it on PC, but my computer isn't quite good enough to run it on the best settings and I'm picky about that stuff.

Nice, you completely disregarded the first point, at this point you don't have an arguement, this started about flaws, you couldn't come up with a rebuttal so you deflected. And no personally idc, she's an irrelevant character to the series, but she is 100 percent mary sue, and it's hilarious that this concept of her being such is triggering you so hard, don't you kyriefags spend whole threads talking about how pure and perfect she is, making these headcanons about her single handedly being the hero of DMC5, and saving everybody now you have a problem with her mary sue status? jesus fuck you guys are brainlet KEK

>not him but...
Take your own advice and kys!

I don't know maybe you'll be pregnant as well ?

I don't wanna

Meant for (but it's valid for you too.) Anyone who uses "I'm not even..." should kill themselves.

Nerofags are mostly straight, he's just hot, young and thicc so he attracts all sides evenly.

Catto, catto, wide and fatto
With a German doctor hatto
What mysterious orb or ball
Makes you pin 'em to the wall?

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> Earth's Answer
>By William Blake
>Earth rais'd up her head,
>From the darkness dread & drear.
>Her light fled:
>Stony dread!
>And her locks cover'd with grey despair.
>Prison'd on watry shore
>Starry Jealousy does keep my den
>Cold and hoar
>Weeping o'er
>I hear the Father of the ancient men
>Selfish father of men
>Cruel, jealous, selfish fear
>Can delight
>Chain'd in night
>The virgins of youth and morning bear.
>Does spring hide its joy
>When buds and blossoms grow?
>Does the sower?
>Sow by night?
>Or the plowman in darkness plow?
>Break this heavy chain,
>That does freeze my bones around
>Selfish! vain!
>Eternal bane!
>That free Love with bondage bound.

Guessing it about being bound to something that's holding you back? I have no idea.

>muh vujo boogeyman
>muh kyriefag boogeyman
seething ladyfat

enough of this shit about waifu/husbando fags
post you're favorite:
>devil arm
>gun
>devil breaker
>style
>boss fight
>taunt
>song

nevan
blue rose
gerbera
darkslayer
vergil 3
nero's lock on s rank taunt
nelo angelo theme

>ladyfag falseflagging
>!
you're the only one itt who's been ending every sentence with ! you fucking dishonest seething faggot

I assume you meant women when you said straight.

Someone replaced their Vergilautist with Ladyfags now. What's wrong? Got tired from reeeeing about Vergilfags?

I say that so people don't start flipping their shit at me thinking I was the retard they were talking to.
and I'm gonna keep saying it and you can't do anything about it, sorry

maybe it's getting to hot, I have the base ps4 and when it gets hot I always get drops. Perhaps the fans?

Yes, women I meant. That moon guy for example gets a lot of commissions from women for nero lewds. I believe his most recent commission was also from a woman.

That's a pretty big sweat drop..

This thread is nu-RE threads level of trash.
Difference is that instead of seeing bunch of Jordan pics and Jordan-autists shitting the thread, I'm more likely to bump into dick pics and autistic tumblr tier ranting posts. I'm off to sleep. Fuck this current thread.

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It is rather loud, but I keep everything tidy and cleaned it recently, but I'll check. Thank you.

>Nice, you completely disregarded the first point, at this point you don't have an arguement, this started about flaws
You're a fucking idiot then. She's a weak human who can't fight for herself, in 4 she gets kidnapped. She would be a Mary Sue if she randomly started fighting back and killing demons without effort despite having no combat experience whatsoever, or secretly had some OP power. After she sees Credo and Nero fight in 4 she's paralyzed in fear. Funny enough you're saying I can't come up with a rebuttal but you also completely ignore everything I said.
>don't you kyriefags spend whole threads talking about how pure and perfect she is, making these headcanons about her single handedly being the hero of DMC5
Yeah you got me, everyone who doesn't agree with you must be the same person right? If you don't care about Kyrie so much than why were you arguing back and forth with that other user about her?

Vergilfags are autistic to the core and are beyond salvation. Just like our best boy.

This made me just want more of these kinds of scenes.

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And he does not only got one user take a good look at his face. He literally got sweat all over his face. Well what is apparent.

>muh
once again your vfag boogeyman falls flat i dont give a fuck about the goth faggot im just sick of your shit ladywhale

>The sword autist brother got a shittier sword while the nerd gets the OP as fuck one
Talk about irony.

Last thread was comfy. This one completely sucks because it was made during you-know-what-autistic-hours.

Name 'em?

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>thread was comfy as fuck in the beginning
>went to absolute shit like an hour ago
at least last thread was fun

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Birdy, birdy, little chickee
Free and flying in the windy
Wants to go outside and see
Where is his little friend V?

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Waifufags and fangirls need to be gassed.

The guy in the back should looks like a bara mario

from left to right
>twink Freddy Krueger
>Tyrone
>Dante jr
>Chunky Leatherdaddy
>Obligatory Loli
>Shaniqqua
and the weird looking dog in the back is Sparky

How did Vergil end up getting Dante's tism?

>still being this much of a brainlet
We already established you do not need every mark on the checklist to be a mary sue, brainlet.
>why are you always arguing back
Because you keep bringing up this shit "character", i'm the one projecting, says the fags attacking imaginary ladyfags. You do know it's possible to like Nero, and not his mary sue gf like you hopeless romantic self inserting fags right?

how the fuck is the artbook not scanned yet?

it is you dumb fuck check the last thread

It is.

Sorry it wasn't much help, hope it works out eventually.

Trauma and getting raped by demons. He realised books were a mistake.

Legit check the first few posts itt
it is retard hours?

thanks im illiterate, can i drawfag in apology?

birdy birdy little chickee has a huge honkin' peepee

I was messing around with that fem Vergil the other day, but FaceApp smudges everything to shit

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DELET

Only if you are open to constructive criticism.

I would fuck femVerg

Sure

Vujo and Ladywhale sitting in a tree...

Adding to this I originally only mentioned Kyrie because of the habit kyriefags have of attacking other characters who are beyond Kyrie's stations as characters. One user undermined Nico's character in defense of Kyrie. A character who has much more ON SCREEN chemistry than Kyrie has ever had with him in two games heh

Looks like that dragon chick from GoT.

I-I did something stupid vocaroo.com/i/s16v9nK8fDvL

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No I'm not.

Smol Dante just wanted to play.

I hope we get more of these flashbacks as the manga goes on.

>it is retard hours?
Can't you tell?

no

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This sounds like gross fetishshit.

Sucks to be you then. I'll still rip it apart.

>vergil goes back to where it all started to commit sudoku
sad af

so his blake anthology was just lying on the floor?

DON'T YOU DARE CALL MY WIFE THAT NAME

are you old enough to be here user?

I was theorizing a few weeks ago that the thread is going to go back and forth between V's plot and flashbacks to Vergil. I still think that's going to be the case.

>sudoku
What?

Smol Dante needs a good spanking.

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God I hope so

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I'M TWENTY

lurk more

Holy shit it really is real retard hours.

>sudoku
You mean seppuku? Sudoku is a puzzle game.
I've seen this term used couple of times in these threads. I'm starting to think it was the samefag all along.

c'mon newfag

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That's exactly what an underage b& would say.

Spanking is for adults only user

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HO MY HEART

When did we get all these retarded redditors?

LET IT GO
LET IT GOOOOOOOO

See and It's part of the fucking joke, dumbass

Something something fags think they're clever by intentionally using wrong term something.

NIGGA

That sounds like a great idea. Don't think you can get that much out of V's month while Nero was unconscious without delving into anime-tier adventures with complete OCs so to spice it up use it to explain the time gaps in Vergil's life.

>a joke that's older than the internet can't be used because newfags
go back

You jokes suck then, Burgers.

>I'm too stupid to get the joke
>It's not me, your jokes suck
Seethe.

Why are all these newfagets here? Are all these morons Vfags?

For a someone who loves being a joker, you sure get butthurt easily.

Hey, it's Purrgil!

vocaroo.com/i/s0tbJWFtUgkI

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>esl
kys

After you, mutt. After you.

No you retard. Control your hateboner for five seconds and realize they're memeing. Dumb fucking nigger.

REPORTED

>I was only pretending to be retarded
Sure esl.

>lilypichu is here

irl vergil is really hot wtf
I want to give him a sloppy bj

>user makes a joke
>people still bitch and try to turn it into a characterfag thing
fucking hell

BUT I'M TWENTY NOW AAAAAAAAAAA

You dumb bitch I'm not ESL.

I wish daddy dante would spank me

Dear fagets, after 3h of drinking, I've finlly got drunk.
Worst part is that... despiting being drunk, you all still suck.
That's all what I wanted to write.
Good night.

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You sure act like a retarded esl. kys

>we /soc/ again

Why are you attacking me? For telling to you to fuck off? Okay user

>Maxim Nazarov doesn't look like Vergil
>Implying he's not real life Vergil

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Cheers, fellow drunk. I'm in the same boat here.

i'm on floor 101 send me your motivation

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I know we have a PDF but have all the individual pages of the artbook been posted yet?

>drinking
user, that's bad for you. Don't do that.

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>hurrdurr they were only pretending
You're a retarded fujo now kys.

what's the point of fucking Vergil if he has no dick?
no thanks dawg

Yes.

only some of them
check the previous threads

He looks even more different in this pic.

Same. I've taken a note not to be sober during these hours in these threads.

don't fuck up the new one please

>solid gold katana
Didn't know that Vergil took out a small loan of a million dollars from big daddy Spordo.

>blogging
thanks for the contribution you helped the thread so much.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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nobody fucking cares fag
"drunk" posters are literally more annoying than "dude I'm high" posters

You're dense.

>make new thread before we hit bump limit
>at the height of trannyfag, vfag and marysuefag posting
You must either be lacking severely in your mental faculties or have too much faith in human decency, the latter of which can be construed as the first.

Max is cute.

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as if any of the other posts in this thread are contributing either
who gives a fuck anymore, really

>random dumb post like this is triggering fags now
t. absolute state.
Are these German hours or something?