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Death to Kumahacki
Do you guys think that the next Kirby game will actually be 3D this time? Sounds like they're preparing for a whole new shift in gameplay and 3D is the only place I think they can go.
Why do I keep hearing this? If you wanted to kill him off you should have started advocating for it 4 years ago.
kirby 64 more like kirby soulxty four
It's Kirby's 27th birthday today, how does he keep looking so young?
His type ages a lot slower
>when you get harassed by smashtards for a week because of some random image you posted and that's the only reason half of Yea Forums even knows your name
Holy fuck, was Kirby's Adventure always this bad or is it just the Switch port?
>Can't press A on the same frame as any other button or it just ignores it
>Massive frame drops, enough to make Kirby get hit for no reason
>You have to hold Up to fly, but pressing Jump will make you keep flying
>Laggy automatic falling tackle happens anytime you drop to the ground higher than max jump height and can't be prevented
>Attacks do fractional damage that isn't displayed, making it hard to tell which attacks are better than others
>Meta Knight has totally random AI, unreactable attacks with no safe zones, and unpredictable invincibility frames with no visual indicator
>Final stage of Quick Draw requires you to react in 11 frames
At least it's prettier than the remake.
Most of these are a pain but
>Laggy automatic falling tackle happens anytime you drop to the ground higher than max jump height and can't be prevented
just inhale or puff up before you land
>>Final stage of Quick Draw requires you to react in 11 frames
The original Quick Draw was plain ridiculous
>he's never done EX mode Quick Draw
eight
>>he's never done EX mode Quick Draw
Wait, Adventure's Extra makes minigames harder? I never realised. Then again, it's been forever since I played adventure.
God I wish this existed
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARK LORD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Still the best 2019
>Kirby's almost 30th
wtf?
>just a regular Kirby Thread when Kirby turned 27 today
Sasuga OP
The 3DS port is essentially a patch that fixes these issues, sadly the switch version is just a direct port
I haven't played a kirby game since super star ultra
has it gotten better/has there been a game that matches up to it varietywise
>youtube.com
Why is this so funny? Am I a brainlet?
ye
>Be me
>Finally happy Kirby is getting a solid fanbase
>Also be scared over the sudden surge of lewds and weird art
I'm so conflicted right now
Fuck you mean? If anything the amount has gone down not surged. The Kirby fanbase was some bad new bears
>Meta Knight has totally random AI, unreactable attacks with no safe zones, and unpredictable invincibility frames with no visual indicator
and that's a good thing. Webm related is Meta Knight in Super Star.
>this gameplay
what kind of retard recorded this
>maybe if i inhale the boss it'll work THIS time
got this webm from a past thread. It's from that "what is kirby lore" guy, if I'm not mistaken
So..he is now of legal age?
Super cute, fellow brainlet
Franny, Berge, and Zan's 15-month long reign over the Twitter has officially come to an end.
here's a video they put together
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Robobot is rad but doesn't let you "main" one power like KSS
I don't follow. Fighting Meta Knight in Super Star with Inhale or Suplex is tedious but perfectly doable without taking damage, regardless of this failure of a webm. Whereas in Adventure he can outrun you if you try to dash back, or jump to catch your jump, and because of the A-press lockout you can't even slide away instantly.
Because he actually made good games until he went full retard with Star Allies
They were trash. Glad to see them finally fuck off
Thread's going to die anyway so here's a secret
I cannot masturbate without listening Tree to Tree from Kirby Mass Attack
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I simply cannot cum without listening this song. Be it porn, hentai, whatever. I simply won't cum, unless I get to listen this song.
But...why? Why this song in particular?
why
weird flex but ok
I don't fucking know. I simply cannot. This song affects me in a emotional state to the point where I get a boner, simply from listening to it.
>This song affects me in a emotional state to the point where I get a boner
I guess I understand. I mean I wanna fuck Meta Knight and every time I hear VS.Meta Knight I get a half chub.
all that is in the original
if you're finding kirby hard then you seriously need to git gud
Hey hey hey. This thread is pretty gay.
>git gud
>jump over an attack when there's a 50% chance your input will be ignored due to frame loss
>beat a boss in 24 consecutive rock-paper-scissors interactions with true random AI, and sometimes the boss says "that one didn't count" even if you guess right
>press A faster than human reaction time
I hope the next game gives bandana dee and ado bigger roles and brings back void and this elephant fella
I hope they bring back jet and make it more like missile
You know what, i’m actually going to miss them
BASED AND SAKURAIPILLED
The only good game that he's made is Planet Robobot, might be one of the best games in the franchise.
Kumazaki is like Kirby’s Charles Martinet, you always see him with carrying Kirby figures wherever he goes
So what happens now? Are we going to get art posts more often or?
Missile is a badly designed ability. Kirby's weak air movement is part of gameplay balance; otherwise there would be no reason to walk or run ever.
I just want to be able to go diagonally with jet or just have jet reappear
If that intrigues you, you should see his Instagram. Literally every pic is Kirby related. Dude's been a Kirby fanboy even before he got his position at HAL, I'm impressed with how far he's gotten in life.
I don’t know if I want to be impressed or concerned
>that time Kumazaki and Makiko had a rooftop fight to the death
W-what why were they fighting?
Wait, these things were related to Phanphan? I never noticed.
The Kirby team seems to hang out outside of work a lot. Maybe they have anime battles for who has to pay for lunch.
On an unrelated note
>HAL's Twitter actually acknowledged Eggerland
>Meta Knight uses a Tornado to FUCKING SUPLEX Kirby.
Well it's Meta Knight what did you expect from this absolute autist chad.
Damn, Kirby is getting kind of old
He used to be a stronger and cooler guy, now he is just a borb one of Kirby sidekicks