REASONS WHY WOW CLASSIC WILL FAIL

>your account has been suspended for being toxic in barrens chat
>your account has been suspended for corpse camping in stv
>your account has been suspended for ninja looting in brd
>your account has been suspended for repeatedly killing quest npcs in tarren mill
>...
just play on private servers bros, nu blizzard isnt worth 15 burgers per month

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it's not worth it because we explored the fucking shit out of it years ago.
Going back to it now is as stupid as marrying a whore with children.

Dilate trannies.

protip: those things were against the ToS in 2004

seething tranny mad because he's going to get left behind

while exploring was just one aspect of many, but no matter what, blizzard cant bring back the old community, the old GMs, the old leadership, which is what made classic special. nu classic will be full of kids and trannies and ban happy resentera GMs

>your account has been suspended for being toxic in barrens chat
That's literally ripping the soul from the game

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fuck you, no GM ever took action for such petty shit, in fact i was not ever even warned in classic for doing any of these things. enjoy your cucked experience filled with zoomers and trannies for 15 burgers per month while i raid south shore non stop on private servers.

t. dilating tranny

ok tranny.

they already confirmed they won't be intervening in ninja loot cases. excessive griefing and harassment were not allowed in real classic either.

private servers absolutely will punish you for chain killing quest NPCs

i remember the tears of joy every time when noobs came to the forums and complained about being ganked and corpse camped after rolling on a pp server only to be laughed at by the community. good times that will never come back with the current casual community playing the game.

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They dont ban people for any of those on retail

>oops we have 6 kick the hunter lol

not the private servers i played on.

I always love this line of attack. Why are you people so desperate to stop people from playing this?

Seeing as how popular private servers were, there's a demand for sure. It'll be kind of funny to watch all of these retarded "b..but nostalgia" posters slink away once the game launches.

>t. not going to play, fuck MMOs

you can right click report anyone in chat in retail for being "toxic" or "racist", a feature that they will surely bring to classic 100%, dont kid yourself.

Seethe harder tranny

im not sure either, exploring was one of the lesser interesting things in WoW desu, at least in classic the zones were rather lazy and empty, same for tbc. it was only in lich king that the zones started to get really interesting to explore.
t.OP

your empty private servers filled with only poorfags and BRs. Oh, yeah man, I'll be full of envy.

Dunno if it's gonna recapture the magic but I'm willing to try anyway. And if something seems afoot or it doesn't scratch the itch anymore then I drop it like a rock.

shut the fuck up already cuckboy kid with your tranny obsession, go and fuck one or become one if thats all you can think of you little tennager

I dont think theyll take action against you for camping enemy faction NPCs

...But i have to wonder what neo blizz will do if i unleash infernals on same faction low level zones

>excessive griefing and harassment were not allowed in real classic either.
They were though. Corspe camping was allowed and Like that one horde that camped in theramore for like a week straight I think? He got shit tons of hate messages.

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retail wow would be a ghostland if not for cross real zoning, do you really think classic servers will beat "free" private ones in population? kek

Seethe harder faggot

Stop! Don't you understand that by making another classic WoW thread, you are shilling it yourself? Unless that was the purpose...

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the only way WoW Classic will have a large following is if it gets new content according to the ideals of vanilla WoW. The same path that OSRS follows. Otherwise, it's doomed to nostalgiapandering for a small and constantly rotating playerbase.

lmao
>bro we've been here before
good gameplay is ageless.... go dilate

the good thing about this was that you had to use zone chat and call for help or get some guildies to help you with questing when this happened which made it a much mroe social experience than retail.

streamers and their zoomer cults will fuck it to hell but everyone trying to be minmaxer pretenders will do worse damage

lmao O B S E S S E D and cringepilled zoomer
have sex or cope?

Your last 3 reasons are retarded and based on absolutely nothing
I bet you are 17

that lucky fucker with rivendare's runeblade just showing that shit off

im putting my money on that it will end up as a roleplaying hive for trannies that dont actually play the game, much like ff14

Absolutely assmad

Not the runeblade but I tried for the mount so many times and never got it but one day my buddy ran through for giggles and he got it.

maximum C O P E

"Cope" it says it replies furiously

>still replying
cringe

>still replying to the replies while saying cringe
The ironed knees

honestly can't wait to gank the shit out of minmaxer faggots with their "optimal" race/class combos and their pre-raid BIS gear.
all the best dps gear has literally 0 stamina on it.
>Ambush
>blind
>restealth
>Ambush
>Eviserate
>Faggotxxx has died
>/spit

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(you)

>your account has been suspended for corpse camping in stv

I'm ok with this

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/spit will make them rage so hard they gonna ask theit whole tranny guild to mass report you and get you banned for 10 days user. please dont be toxic.

You know the teabagging is going to be lit

>excessive griefing
>not allowed in Vanilla

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>just play on private servers bros
private servers aren't the same and never will be the same user.
here, watch this youtube.com/watch?v=RYepdsfid4w
private servers are overwhelmingly guesswork about mechanics and formulas

your first line might well happen, but i'm doubtful the other 3 will. might be just being hopeful

if its only 15 bucks without any further expenses i might just play that one month on launch and gank the living hell out of leveling noobs with my rogue until i get inevitabely banned so i can move on

Do it, pick Undead with an edgy name for max asspain and destroy some trannies in STV

honestly, private servers gave me more of that classic feel because of the chaos and the rugged community and less because of authentic numbers/mechanics, but private servers are hit and miss so we might not all have had the same experience on them

whats a good name that will make the trannies seethe at maximum levels
"twoscoops" or something like that? give me some ideas i dont come here often

There_can_only_be_two

subtle references that won't get you banned in a minute. The one above is a highlander reference.

corpse camping is only possible on pvp servers of if you're pvp enabled. you literally have to opt in to do it, hence why it's perfectly fine

kek

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the community on private servers isn't the same honestly. like it's good, don't get me wrong, it's the direction i want it to go, but because of the guesswork and mechanics, the content is easier particularly if you min max one way, which is why private communities have a hard on for rogues and fury warriors and nothing else instead of the vanilla community which was literally just take whoever the fuck you could get

then didnt stop noobs from whining non-stop on the forums back then and wont in the classic reboot either, difference is nu-wow is now full of casual whales and blizzard will do everything to keep them happy.

well yeah, but how will that be any different in the classic reboot? people will look up some "whats the best character guide classic" youtube video and do the same. thats one of the things of classic that will never come back.

Not to mention they will destroy the balance of the game like they always do.
Retail World of Warcraft lacks moderation I doubt they will moderate stuff its all automated these days

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Honkhonk, maybe orangeman? Imo take any meme or thing that causes trannies to seethe then change it enough to be subtle

people already did that in vanilla anyway and it didn't make the slightest difference though. there will be no "looking for 90% warrior rogue dps with one of each other class for buffs" on a retail vanilla server no matter how many guides or youtube videos people watch

>zoomers and trannies

Unironically sounds based

So we get intelligent people in zoomers
Awesome. Maybe the community wont actually be cancer then.

honestly, just like on private servers, the people in charge of the game have a lot of influence on the overall experience, and the blizzard from back then and the blizzard today are two different companies and that alone will impact the experience more than anything else.

>nu classic will be full of kids
As if Vanilla wasn't filled with kids.

>your account has been suspended for being toxic in barrens chat
And literally nothing of value will be lost.

t.tranny?

vanilla was full with seasoned people that came from ultima online or everquest or daoc who were way over 20, something the reboot will lack

>vanilla was full with seasoned people that came from ultima online or everquest or daoc who were way over 20
Sure it was, user.
Sure it was.

well i can only speak for th german roleplaying servers really, no idea what happened on the other side of the lake

It wasn't until wrath that kids flooded the game really.

>german roleplaying servers
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>implying tbchildren didn't irreparably damage the community and game as a whole

I'd really like to see your numbers on that

Blizzard pretty much RUINED warcraft 3's balance in 1.29 and pro players are bitching about the latest balance being "WoW fanboyism driven" with orcs being OP

I was like 9 years old tanking Onyixa. I just told ppl I was a girl that played a male warrior.

just play grind in eureka for four hours for no progress while everyone in shout calls everyone a nigger

>just play on private servers bros, nu blizzard isnt worth 15 burgers per month
sorry i don't speak chinese

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just remember that at the time when wow launched a proper gaming pc setup was well over 1k dollars and pc gaming hadnt really taken off yet. most kids were still playing their nintendos on the tv, so the only kids you met in wow where those that were on their bigger brothers or on dads machine.

how did you have a gaming pc at that age at that time, are you parents rich or were you plaing on your bigger brothers machine?

Reforged is doomed to fail, the new style looks worse than a Mobile game, even the blizzcon statues looks like it.

theres private servers that range ban china which helps a lot (kronos? havent played in a while)

Early morning farming with the multiboxxers is the closest thing you can get to comfy on retail.

not to mention that since rts genre evolved into dota style games that theres no significant audience for it anymore.

both of these are dead wrong. everquest burned me out on mmo's so playing wow was the last fucking thing on my mind in 04. i started playing early wotlk so i got to see the game have a stroke before my very eyes as the people who had been urging me to fucking play it in the first place ditched me and stopped playing.

Somehow i Feel that the C&C remake will suceed where Reforge will fail

>your account has been suspended for being toxic in barrens chat
doubt that would happen unless you go around shouting faggot and nigger like a retard
>your account has been suspended for corpse camping in stv
doubt it
>your account has been suspended for ninja looting in brd
good, fuck ninja looters
>your account has been suspended for repeatedly killing quest npcs in tarren mill
doubt it

>theres no significant audience for it anymore.
imagine actually thinking this. imagine thinking this stupid shit, jesus christ lol.

>Going back to it now is as stupid as marrying a whore with children.
Thats kind of an odd reference, is this something you've experienced?

back then there were no cross realm zones and new servers popped up every other week to meet demand, your experience with the server population would have been vastly different on every single server.

once reforge releases they wont put a single dollar in it anymore, its more of a prestige project i dont think they will do anything with it after release, theres simply no profit for actiblizz in it apart from porting it to tablets maybe

because starcraft reforged or whatever its called was so successful right?

you and I and everyone in here were kids in vanilla and wrath though. So who are any of us to argue otherwise?

i wish streaming was banned so i didn't have to worry about developing games with cultish faggots following and stalking me afterwards.

starcraft remastered unironically killed brood war in korea which was still kind of big before the remaster. But the remaster made the online servers super laggy for koreans regardless of which version you had for like a year which kind of forced a lot of people to move on.

That girl is an angel

the sad reality

Remastered was a joke, a badly made one that forced the koreans back to old and pirated 1.16 BW because of it.

the irony will be new westwood(petroglyph) and EA will end up showing more love and compassion towards their IP than Blizzard with Warcraft

Speaking of why hasn't Swole streamed in a while? I miss his rants / bantz.

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Those are some hot numbers

ninja looting could get you suspended if you, in chat, agreed to who gets what loot beforehand.

killing quest npcs over and over was only punishable on a pve server

The playerbase is actually good now. The skill required in classic is low compared to the average retail expansion's middle ground to peak. Players are used to at least some slight complexity with PvE rotation and in classic there is none. Gladiator experience players are going to be clumped in with rivals and duelists because the PvP is more dependent on gear and class than skill. Even if you have the same gear as a duelist level player the skill ceiling is so low that you probably won't have much room to finesse him.

Shitters are excited for classic because they weren't able to compete in more difficult expansions. Now they have a chance at the top.

I still can't wait to play it.

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You could play WoW on toasters back then.

2 FPS in Ironforge life.
At least you could almost get 10 FPS just out in the world grinding mobs.

My best friend would hide out in a cave because going into the forest would turn his game into a powerpoint slideshow. I don't think I ever saw 60 fps until I finally saved up enough of my own money to build my own computer in 2010, by then I'd been playing WoW for more than 5 years. Which man, it never hit me until just now how much of my adolescence was spent playing WoW until just now.

Actually I've never explored fully zones like the plaguelands, hinterlands and the stonetalon mountains. I never played Classic, only breezed through leveling to get to 80 (started on WotLK private server) and then later when I started retail it was so fast to get to max level I never got to experience those zones mainly because I was a DK main so I already start at 55.

classic was more of a rock scissors stone game, naked max lvl rogues with lvl 1 daggers could gank certain geared classes easily with enough skill. and then things like wotf were pretty much a win button against warlocks. dont understand me wrong tho, the lack of balance actually made the game betetr, because you were dependant on others to help you win certain fights which made the game more social already during the leveling experience

t.swole