Bros, how do I play Nier or any game with a female protagonist without getting the urge to masturbate constantly...

I'll never understand this meme, I know the word "incel" has been relentlessly spammed, but think back to the ORIGINAL usage of the term.

Incels CANT have sex, that's literally the definition, they want to but cannot. I feel really weird explaining this

I see I'm not the only one who thinks that she is way hotter with the skirt on

Yikes, have sex!

Have sex.

I love how when you ran the camera always automatically pans down at the perfect angle to glimpse her ass every time her skirt bounces

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Holy fuck you're pathetic
Develop some self control and actual standards perma virgin

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Are you trying to say...have sex?

>they want to but cannot
PROSTITUTION MOTHERFUCKER

Just jerk off and get on with your day

SHUT THE FUCK UP INCEL

enjoy your HPV warts lmao

Incels are typically poor

Also stds

not vidya but i had the best fucking wank of my life after watching made in abyss

You could start by stopping browsing Yea Forums

Wear a chastity belt.

>not living in a first world country where hookers get regular checks
LMAO @ ur lyf

you don't have to book for an hour, just pay for a quick in out or save up a bit for GFE, it's expensive only if you do it on the regular, if incels can afford to fucking NEET it up they can afford to fuck a hooker

>play the game
>exercise a bit of self-discipline
>appreciate 2B's nice, big, weighty, well-proportioned backside and her saucy clicking heels
>fap like a safari park chimp after sinking a few hours into the game

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stop sex shaming, you incels.

don't you find it ironic that a person so pathetic with women that has to rely on paying them, is calling others out?

Im sure you dont understand a lot in life which is your underlining issue

I tried toobie's game around the time it launched and just didn't care for it. I don't think I even completed the first playthrough. But everyone kept raving about it. I got it again and I'm giving it another chance.

So far, it's mildly better than I remember. I just unlocked fast travel with 9S in my second playthrough. I was kind of disappointed the first playthrough ended so soon because I was starting to get into the rhythm of doing side quests, upgrading weapons, and fusing chips. Now, I have a new playstyle that doesn't really build upon those things. But unlike most people, it seems, I like the hacking minigame. In fact, I dislike how it's so short. I think it would be better if it was just the minigame all the time for a playthrough instead of going over a lot of the same shit I went through with 2B. At least, from a gameplay perspective. And speaking of the gameplay, mechanically, I haven't been impressed. The side quests are lame. There's very little going on mechanically that is all that enjoyable. Especially the side quests that literally repeat a number of times. And I still think, as I did during my first attempt to play this game, that the enemies aren't interesting to fight. The battle system seems neat enough, though somewhat shallow, but you don't really fun fights. And while a game that is boring to play could have an enjoyable narrative, I'm not seeing it yet. Random, weird ass cutscenes aren't enticing enough for me to figure out what the hell they're leading up to.

At 25 hours into toobie's game, I would give it a 6/10 so far. Whatever pay off I'm supposed to get later on, will need to be so great that it compensates for all these less than enjoyable hours I've already put into the game.

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I want to marry and impregnate 2B, bros.

You are fucken weak if this is a real issue for you. KYS my dude

Stop being a Desperate lncel.
2B ain't even hot.

Not a constant wood knocker, but does having sex really tame the thoughts?
One typically forgoes the concept of a healthy relationship and the positives it can bring when talking about such matters, but whether your shooting it in rag or in someone's vag, does the body truly care?
Is the mind suddenly free of the chaos, the potential insanity?
Or is the only savior to the mind just "father time"?

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I wish I could masturbate like before. Nothing makes me rock hard anymore, I can have erections but only if i force them and it doesn't feel good. You faggots told me there was nothing wrong with masturbation but I think it's my fault for overdoing it
I'm not lonely and horny anymore
Just lonely

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>without getting the urge to masturbate constantly?
/have sex/
Like fucking literally have sex and you'll stop being obsessed with females

don't care, had sex

I fapped to 2B a lot back when I knew nothing about the game, but when I found out she's just an android it killed my boner for her. Something about her being a walking realdoll just didn't do it for me anymore, so I found some new thicc girls to fap to.

lol

The thing is that incels CAN have sex. Very easily.
The issue is they have grossly inflated standards.
The longer an incel doesn't have sex, the more inflated their standards get.
That's because most people have sex in their teens. Exposure to porn, social media, etc, etc, is kept at a minimum in terms of their lives.
But when incels gets to their 20s, they've spent many many years where their only, and most intimate, exposure to women is the idealized, unreasonable standards the best the world has to offer.
So they're sitting there fapping to literal top 0.1% of women and they begin to have a very perverted idea on what a reasonable standard of beauty is.
Incels could easily lose their virginity if they went for a girl who offered to them the same they have to offer themselves.
But no, they all want cute girls, who'll warm their hot pockets, be their fuck machines and take care of them monetarily.
What they can get is a fat chick. And honestly, I'd fuck fat chicks long before I let myself be an incel.

Yeah I cant just get into the rhythm of beating the game either but its still pretty fun so far. I'll eventually beat hopefully.

Does ground beef turn you on? Do you like the smell of stomach acid, or the taste of feces? Mammals are made up of all these things and to perform any act of intercourse would be sloshing up and down near a bag of all of these less than pleasant substances, right next to the pile of muscle and bones that make up how you interact with reality. Not to mention the psychological discomfort of after the act, especially if you aren't emotionally connected with the person you're grinding with, or the std/pregnancy/misc. serious consequences of the act. It's kind of off-putting when you think about it.

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Have sex.

It has more art-house value than mechanical substance, unfortunately. The real allure of the game is in the writing, but even then it's apparently just entry-level Japanese existentialism, and Neon Genesis Evangelion already does that but better.

Still, there's enough novelty that it's all worth experiencing at least once (particularly THIS CANNOT CONTINUE)

>humans are made up of ground beef, the taste of feces, and smell of stomach acid
are you actually retarded?

I once saw a weirdo that looks like a rat that constantly shits himself manage to find a girlfriend. I'm sure you can too if you just lower your standards and put yourself out there.

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ground beef is from cattle.

>328 lbs of flawlessly sculpted pussy and ass
>no risk of pregnancy
>no pheromone-laced sweat
>no pubic hair
>probably odorless/synthetic-smelling
>kinky non-procreative sex acts would still be a one-sided affair because she's a stoic combat android with a brain that doesn't excrete hormones
I'll never understand clangfags desu

you asexual virgins cant grasp that having a gf and regular sex doesn't kill your libido and you still get turned on by sexy imagery

I'd do anything to kill my libido.

Yeah I can't play Nier without wanting to fap either

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Nice to see someone else gets it

I love how she swats the camera away

Billy Mays here and I got just what you need. This hands-free masturbating machine will free your hands and let you get back to staring at 2B's ass. Order your Humpus™ today!

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Where, the part with the severed arm? Me too, came buckets

Oh fuck this pic hhhnngggg.

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Cock ring

Damn, I've never been gayer in my life

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>Bros, how do I play Nier or any game with a female protagonist without getting the urge to masturbate constantly?
Play Horizon Zero Dawn. Aloy is literally fap proof.

have sex

I pulled a gooch muscle from fapping on my stomach. It took a year to stop aching and I can't cum like I could before. It feels like if I squeeze too hard I'll hurt it again.

Sounds comfy desu

>Humpus™
is that actually what this thing is called?
is that even real?
I'd buy one desu

Yeah, google it. I took that from their website.

That's the prostate, check if you have cancer

Don't worry about me. Worry about yourself

cut your dick off

be over the age of 18 you hormonal child

Yes, friend. That's the point. That's what makes it so offensive to incels. That's what makes them seethe so much when they see those two words.

So what if I'm an incel and I have a fat fetish?

You're a moron, wasting their money and free time putting up with the dumb shit of a fat chick they never found attractive in the first place hoping of maybe being allowed to fuck her at some point will only turn your average socially awkward virgin into a full-on woman hater.

Go ask your wife's boyfriend, he'll confirm

>live in with gf, simple life, both play vidya
>she sends many messages while at work, asking when I'm coming
>get home, pent up because was looking at doujins while nothing happened at work
>she's on the bed, doggystyle, in a 2B outfit
>"you like what you see?"
>she didn't even have black headband, which tickled my autism so hard I almost turned her down
>almost

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YIKES

On the contrary, back when me and my friend went to HS he got a girlfriend for the first time and I never saw him for more than once a week since then, he liked the sex too much. When he broke up he became a bumbling buffoon, talking about nothing but wanting to hook up and get some pussy. I didn't get it at first but when I finally had my first relationship at 23 (25 now) I understood just how much POWER a pussy has over a man's mind. Pussy game too strong bruh

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>he thinks you need to put in effort to get a fat chick to fuck you
Jesus how fucking pathetic are you?

i have the same problem with actual porn games, some of them look legitimately interesting from a story and gameplay point of view but i know i'll have to beat my meat constantly so i only play them when i need a fap and when i need a fap i just skip to the porn and close the game immediately after its really fucking annoying

No you'd need to be married for that to happen, am I right guys?

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can de-confirm, im married and i fap to porn more than ever

desu...

>Just lower your standards bro
So basically, you're saying idealism and having standards is a bad thing?

Unironically these . When you have a regular sex life it gets easier appreciate the beauty of a character like 2B without the constant distraction of it. This is something that didn't sink in right away but required me to be in a long term relationship for a while before I started noticing how it affected me. I found it easier to get along with women because I wasn't sizing them up as potential mates quite as much. I wasn't as distracted by sexy costumes, and actually came to appreciate them MORE after getting a stable sex life together. Which by extension I think the people calling others 'virgin incel losers who need to have sex' for enjoying this material are probably the ones that need to get laid the most and massively projecting their own inadequacies.

Be that as it may, see the above statement. I think a healthy sex life is important to regulating the excesses of your libido.

just fap if you need to you faggit

Yeah, I’ll take “things that never happened” for a billion dollars

>So basically, you're saying idealism and having standards is a bad thing?

Everything in moderation. If those standards are unreasonable, or getting in the way of something important, then it's sensible to question what benefit those standards serve.

This but unironically.

i was literally an incel. What did I do? I had sex with a fat girl. After that, almost immediately, I started noticing women more naturally and it was easier for me to approach them. I fucked a 2nd girl who was a bit chubby but not fat like the 1st one, and progressively I fucked thinner girls and I'm currently at it with a gilr who would easily be described as 8/10 by the majority of the world. All this in the span of 2 years.

Being an incel kills your standards.

You're supposed to build up sexual tension while playing as her - admiring her smooth and fluid move sets, her cool aloof demeanor, her sexy heels and walk animations, her sexy attack animations, the way her clothes and body get wet and shiny in water, the upskirts, the way her hair and skirt sway in the wind, staring at her beautiful face close up to the camera, etc..

And then fap once you've finished playing for a few hours and release that tension to high quality, high res pics or her or doujins or just your own imagination, of being with 2B and her pinning you down with her android body, leg locking you with her sexy boots and high heels and hgngnnnn

GIB 2B GF NOW

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What do you do when even fat girls reject you?

>tfw 2B will never lift her skirt and force your face against her leotard pinning it down with her full weight on top of you, her skirt covering you beneath her

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Learn to play one-handed

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I legit did have to stop playing Nier:A to go jack off, never was a problem before with any other sexy protagonist

You're not looking hard enough. There's fat girls who are absolutely desperate. Think about it for a second user: There's a fuckload of women who go out with guys who are actual, physical abusers and they fucking show it from 30 miles away. You think you have a red flag bigger than that that wouldn't let you date some women?

Not necessarily a bad thing. No one really gets hurt other than yourself.
But having unrealistically high standards means you'll never get laid.

>I think the people calling others 'virgin incel losers who need to have sex' for enjoying this material are probably the ones that need to get laid
Jerking off to fictional video game characters IS pathetic though.

>no risk of pregnancy
ruins most vidya game women for me

god i want to punch 2b's vagina so bad

Don't take this advice Take the Christpill

>There's a fuckload of women who go out with guys who are actual, physical abusers and they fucking show it from 30 miles away. You think you have a red flag bigger than that that wouldn't let you date some women?
It's because the domestic abusers have a dominant, confident, aggressive personality type that women die for. I'm not saying that women only go for abusers or any niceguy stuff like that, but that there're certain personality traits that women love, and confident swagger is one of them.
I, on the other hand, am a complete spergy beta loser. The polar opposite. I've had a couple chances to ascend in the past and I spaghettied so hard that I ruined those opportunities. Hell, it's not that I'm ugly, but that there's something about the way I act that just repels women. I wish there was a book or something that could teach me how not to be spergy.

INCELDUR! LOSE IT!
LOSE IT TO THAT PROSTITUTE!
>No.

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Took me 10 second to realize those were boys. Fuck am I gay now?

Are you offering?

>328 lbs of flawlessly sculpted pussy and ass
all i needed to hear, sign my penis up

>Jerking off to fictional video game characters IS pathetic though.

Why though?

>knee clipping through ladder
aside from the retardedness of climbing a ladder like that the quality is great, i have to watch at least 10 loops every time someone posts it

the fact that she would probably find most types of sexual interactions highly uncomfortable would be worth it

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Get older. I was 39 when I played through it - all (significant) endings - and didn't jerk off to her once.

Then something went wrong in self care. Being attractive to women is more about how you treat yourself than how you act toward them. It's not always easy, but how you treat yourself is under your control.

>not once
what about 9s?

what mod(s)?

Play it and jerk off when you get the urge. You will do it less and less as time goes on until one day you can play this game and not feel the urge to jerk it to B2 because you will be use to her.

blender

change your gender. have vagina. decrease testosterone. its only way to terminate your male inherent desire.

>When you have a regular sex life it gets easier appreciate the beauty of a character like 2B without the constant distraction of it.
Based and regular-sexpilled

youtube.com/watch?v=--3R0cwiH6E

Is the xbone port any good?

Read that as "City Ruins It"

Is a fleshlight/tenga egg worth it?

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stop being a lazy piece of shit and have some stress in your life

lol you say that like it should be an accomplishment

Luckily I had never masturbated in my life until about a year after Automata came out so I did not have to deal with this problem.

How old are you?

any mods that can replicate that look?

>no risk of pregnancy
But, I want to make 2B pregnant with at least 4 children.

>clicking heels

Holy shit I forgot about this, I might need to play this game again

>at least
Based

>The thing is that incels CAN have sex. Very easily.

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I didn't have this problem with Nier but I do have it with Bayonetta and Xenoblade 2. I don't have advice for you because I still haven't been able to beat either game because my penis won't let me.

reminder all this incel talk is being pushed by resetera and discord trannies who should cooperate to make that 40% rate go higher
fuck trannies
fuck niggers
fuck faggots
fuck kikes
fuck the jannies

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>not being so desensitized to anything sexual through overexposure that masturbation is a chore that takes an hour

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This. You people need Jesus.

You have poor self-control.
Self-control is what set us apart from animal, if can't control your impulse like a true human being you are just an animal.
Improve yourself.

Am with you

bump

Are you retarded, Nier Gestalt is literally called Nier in the west

b ait

have sex

i'm all ears

you install a mod that makes her a emotionless death machine
nexusmods.com/nierautomata/mods/7

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cringe but still redpilled

just a reminder who are actual incels complaining about "dating discrimination" for not wanting to date trannies/genderfluid/non-binary/canadian people

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I'm playing it on console.

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Start taking finasteride, worked for me

idk. be gay?

have sex

repeat that in english

I know the feel, I have the exact same problem but with Pokemons

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lol

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same

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>masturbation is a chore that takes an hour
Same. Not because I'm desensitized to sexual content, but because even I don't want to fuck me.

>favorite game gets infected by SJWs
>turns out shit, and all the women look like gorillas

>favorite game gets made by favorite studio, with help from other favorite studio
>"heheheheheh, pantsu"
>incels ruin the game over night

you basically described my fetishes outside the feces.

Serves you right for liking things.

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Just masturbate before you play.

have sex

>her saucy clicking heels

They really went all out with the little details.

bump

have sox

my dick

I love 2B!

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>Exposure to porn, social media, etc, etc, is kept at a minimum in terms of their lives.
You're fucking delusional, preteens today are fucking bombarded by sexual imagery.