Fuck, marry, kill

What am I some sort of muslim child molester?

Yes you are

Best choice

fuck the colored girl, marry max, kill whoever that is

Suicide

this seems the most right

literally all kill
what a shit choices OP

Fuck original Ellie
Kill Max
Marry S2 Clem

Why would you kill Clementine?

because he's an illiterate retard and nobody should give a fuck about twd past the first season

Which one has the cutest girlfriend?

>all from bad games
>all fucking dykes

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Chloe has the looks but Violet has the personality by miles, so it'd just switching the marry-fuck roles

that's the point user

in that order

Kill, Kill, Kill
I'm not a pedo like you faggot.

trying too hard to pretend you're not

Bassado

Pitch them against each other in a battle to death, the survivor will she'd be marrying me but it's just really a pump-n-dump.

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>kill
this

Kill kill kill i hate dykes

Fuck Max, Marry Clem, kill Ellie

You know Max is built like an ironing board right?

third post best post

Finally, a man of taste.

>marrying a mutt

So is Ellie. But you made me rethink my position, as Max also has the personality of an ironing board.
>he doesn't want to COLONIZE a qt like Clem
faggot

Fuck Mad Maxine, Marry Based Blasian and let her live a wholesome life, Kill the lesbian if it turns out she let based Joel die

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1 to 3, mfk

>max also has the personality of an ironing board
painfully based

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>maxuggo

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>Max also has the personality of an ironing board
Jesus Christ why did I kek this hard.
10/10 post fag, based and ironpilled

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stop samefagging

>implying I'm samefagging
nice try retard, I'm only phoneposting like the Nigger I am

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Kill Clementine
Marry Max
Fuck Ellie

Allowing women into video games was a mistake

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first uncultured man in this thread

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Kill all three and burn her corpses.

>marry
Raphtalia

>fuck
kso bitchi

>kill
retarded king

Fuck off back to retardera cunt

Marry all three and kill all white men.

All of them are lesbos so i don't really care for them.

>being a girl on Yea Forums
fuck off

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BIG
RACCOON
BALLOONS

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only 2 of them are lesbo.
Clem can either be BLACKED, BEANED, Lesbo or autistic loner.

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Ah, a man of taste.

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Who's the vegan lesbian? Who am I missing here..?

But of course, user

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What a weird screenshot, user. You're not planning to lewd the raccoon, do you?

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Apparently Ellie is vegan

>blacked
no thanks
>beaned
mine died in s3
>autistic loner
No thanks

Is there literally any argument?

Not at all. This is my last offtopic post

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This is the objectively correct answer. Who you fuck are marry is down to personal opinion, but if you don't marry Max you're straight up wrong.

>Killing the beaner.
At least you did that right.

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Fuck this worthless slut. Should've been locked in a cell parallel to her friends so she can watch them be brutalized and violated daily. Then have her clit burnt off and force fed to her.

>Marrying a literal retard that doesn't use time travel correctly and eventually falls for a blue-haired bitch that uses her like a sex doll in an alleyway
I'd rather kill myself than marry that stupid piece of cardboard

rude

Kill,Kill,Kill and then fuck the corpses.

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Marry Max just to cuck Chloe.

Marry, fuck, kill

Based and redpilled.

The obvious, patrician choice is:
>Fucking Clem, she's the best one physically, prettiest one and fittest since she's constantly running from or killing zombies but for that reason she's batshit insane, in no way wife material
>Marrying Max, cute face and personality but still dumber than a bag of rocks, built like a wall of bricks
>Killing Ellie, she's just insufferable and worthless
Prove me wrong