Save the Malagasy princess from the colonials Yea Forums

Save the Malagasy princess from the colonials Yea Forums

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They're fucking French. Just yell loudly and they'll surrender.

Those guys have guns, fuck that noise

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How do you expect us to when they have fucking guns and we don't?

Those are French people from an era where they weren't spinless, they'd kill you in a heartbeat.

I don't wanna fuck anything there

well, maybe that rifle

I can't fight the French, that would be islamophobic.

Give them a baguette as a sign of peace

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>running away
Just dodge the bullets

Are these threads just a clever way of getting people to make furry pron for you?

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You can't fuck a gun.

you say that because you haven't tried

What an original joke that shows your vast knowledge of European history

/gfg/ would think otherwise

FRENCHMEN?

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Treat all guns as loaded, you could shoot yourself doing that.

Yeah but the gun isn't the only thing that will shoot if you catch my drift.

>Those are French people from an era where they weren't spinless
They were always spaniards

bump

Only the one in the back is French, the one if the front is his mate from England

That's stupid. You'd die.

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Can I fuck that flag?

This one's too oddly specific for my tastes.

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Le baguette midget would beat the shit Out of u americano

Does she eat the burg?

If you want her to get fat, then sure.

So like 3 burgs?

France beat down the Germans far more in history than the Germans ever have.

epic joke

It's the only way. Their families and their country will thank me in the end.

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i got bored

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Oh, they're just French. They'll give up.

We need more lemur girls

No shit, better than the weeb as fuck waifu threads

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Perfect.

>and so they went on a long journey across the world finding long forgotten relics in the most secluded places, avoiding the many perils that awaited them, bonding a friendship worth more than anything in the world
>the end

How's 9gag holding up thes days?

Fatfags are proof capitalism is inherently evil.

test

challenge them to a 1v1 with the real man's weapon, the rapier

Rapiers suck. The cutlass and sabre are where it's at my man.

>the rapier
You mean the rapiest.

Fuck furfags, I join the colonials.

still better than pepe/wojak threads

Now we're talkin.

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uhhhh whats the source on that chief

It's a tough problem.

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That moving couch is so big it'll kill all of them regardless of which track it uses.

The french colonials DID NOT fuck around.

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I wouldn't know, never been there.
Sounds like you have though. Go back, frenchie.

Whistle for the spirit of thunder to aid you in smiting these scuzzos