Execute Paarthurnax.
Execute Paarthurnax
Eli Ross
Gavin Williams
Pull your tits out and flap it around and then maybe I'll consider it
Noah Cooper
Aaron Wood
id rather slay ur pusy
Logan Fisher
The breasts talked!
Thomas Price
actually they are perfect and he's fucking gay
Hunter Fisher
Sorry grandma, but unless you give me milkers, I'll stay with my boy Dragon Mario.
Kayden Price
Yes, mom
Julian Campbell
very homosexual
Isaac Martinez
>As if I’m going to be That Guy that kills Mario.
Fuck you Blade, I’m the Last Dragonborn, Archmage of the College of Winterhold, Thane of all nine holds of Skyrim, The Harbinger of the Companions, The Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, Master of the Thieve Guild Skyrim branch, Champion of all the Daedra, Patriarch of the Volkihar Clan, and you have the audacity of commanding me to kill the leader of the Gray beards?
I think not.
Nolan Sanchez
now post the Paarthurnax version
Cooper Jenkins
Are you saying you don't Wanna Be The Guy?
Ryder Brooks
No this is gay.
Ayden Parker
Real CHADS run straight up the mountain without meeting the Greybeards and kill Paarthurnax immediately.
Ayden Morris
Real Chad would fuck Delphine and kill her anyway
Eli Ramirez
Cameron Fisher
Acktually that guy is the artist
he played you
fool
Elijah Thompson
He's joking you dummies
Noah Peterson
Real chads cuck Alduin by killing every single living creature in the game before he can do it
Henry Roberts
>implying Chad didn't do both
Hey, there's Chad's brother, Chad. Chad hasn't seen Chad in a long time.
Asher Roberts
I honestly never finished Skyrims main quest. I don't even remember where I stopped but it was just so fucking boring and completely understand interesting. Does this bitch ever come back into the picture?
Alexander Ortiz
thiccer
Ryan Jones
>Those stat penalties on speed, stamina, and carry weight.
No thanks.
Henry Brooks
Isaac Collins
who needs all that shit when you can just inhale dragons and eat them.
Evan Jackson
>She needs to invest in fortify carry enchantments and potions.
Hope your follower didn’t die.
Jeremiah Moore
A real chad would've beat the fuck out Alduin at Helgen and ended the game right there.
Jaxson King
>implying Cad would get caught by Imperials crossing the border
Robert Harris
This is why no one ever wants YOU to execute paarthurnax, user
William Stewart
He just wanted a lift to helgen.
Daniel White
Imperial soldier: Was getting caught part of your plan?
Chad: Of course.
Jack Ross
shitty gif
Dominic Mitchell
You just keep fucking shilling this, don't you? Stop forcing your maymay.
Asher Smith
C-can we go even thiccer?
Grayson Ross
>same thots posted in every thread
>nobody cares
>post Chad
>it's a forced maymay
Really makes me think.
Ryan Miller
Yeah, but the buff in HP and unarmed more than makes up for it.
Dylan Rogers
That's just fat
Angel Scott
Kill Delphine
William Martin
Did he seriously draw big tits with visible veins?
Welp, I dont like him anymore.
Daniel Cox
>ground whale
lmao
Angel Jones
What a fag
Tyler Johnson
low test fuck off
Landon Hernandez
That's actually kind of impressive. Is that just BodySlide?
Lincoln Diaz
No fuck off, veiny tits are disgusting.
And it's a fucking anime art. Anime women don't have veiny tits, thats a 3D women thing.
Charles Sanchez
Too big
Parker Gonzalez
delicious boob veins
Lincoln Stewart
gay
Hunter Bennett
>anime
>art
Fucking degenerate.