Reminder that, despite all the free money the devs get...

>number of Satisfactory copies sold.
>down to 9
I'd assume that's the number of copies that has been sold and not refunded.

The number of copies of their game sold has gone down from whatever number it was before they refunded. It's stands at 9 copies sold.

>Epic Store is the future

twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1121011708292734976
Game goes epic exclusive and doesn't sell a thing, very sad story, many such cases!

POST YFW EPIC BTFO

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That's only impressive if these people didn't tell anyone that the game exists.

What is this game and why did it bomb so hard?

Literally who?

>early access
>Epic store
No wonder nobody wants this shit. How about you fucking finish you fucking game first before complaining?

That's hilarious.

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They were shitposting
Still probably didn't sell very well though I'd imagine, and this is their cope

Then why did they choose epic store if they wanted sales?

Damn me and my friend are 22% of the player-base?

Why is it so hard for gaming developers and publishers to learn that you shouldn't piss off your consumerbase as a company? No other industry would repeatedly fuck up as much as the gaming industry. Should misogyny be accepted? No. Should fanservice games remove all fanservice when there is nothing else to offer? No. If everyone hates The Epic Store, is a smart decision to make your newest game an Epic Store exclusive? No.

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Wow man

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>charging $30 for early access
I hope your game fails, you stinky jew.

Is it online? What sort of game is it?

You people must not be true gamers. Who hasn't heard of Coffee Stain Studios, developers behind the hilarious and massively popular Goat Simulator?

>devs shitpost on twitter
>Yea Forums believes it
sasuga vee

Epic has the power to kill early access open world survival games about building shit?
Maybe they aren't so bad after all.

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That sucks for them, but wasnt one of the perks of going Epic exclusive that theyd cover a certain amount of potential lost sales?

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You guys do know that they're shitposting, right? They're saying this to mock the people who complain about the Epic Store Exclusivity.

>early access
>open world
>factory building

Yeah no shit no one bought it

Hard line to walk. You sure as fuck can't listen to them either when it comes to gameplay changes they recommend. It's best to be silent. From does this and it works.

chink cope

i swear this place has gotten noticeably dumber

isn't satisfactory just 3d factorio without soul?

>embarrassing yourself in quotable forms "as a joke"
I THINK SATISFACTORY SUCKS

more like unsatisfactory sales lmao

>epic
so this is why I couldn't find it on steam. Shame, it looked kinda interesting back at E3. A factorio/space engineer mix would've been fun.

Really though, did they do any market research at all? It's gonna be 20-40yo males who buy this game, most will have established game libraries already on Steam, and I'd guess a decent subset of these males are going to be apathetic or irritated at downloading yet another game manager for one (1) game. They at least put it on a heavy discount right..?

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Who's the gook?

When you think of it that way they’re doing the world a favor
On the other hand, it’s still Epic Games and they’re awful,

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I'm having a lot of fun seeing this evolve

Fuck Trump

>modern wamen

Not OP but every Satisfactoy thread gets "mysteriously" pruned or deleted...

>Ark but instead of building a base for NPC attacks and being raided by other players you just build a factory.

I guess it's like half ARK, and half Pharoah/Caesar, but I'm not sure I'm interested.

>Cropping out the bit where he says he didn't even do it on the right account

The fuck? Are they that averse to their game doing well or what? Fuck's wrong with these "people"?

Fortunately I clicked out real quick but fuck your butt my dude.

PSA, Endgame spoiler in the .gif.

It was a joke, but Yea Forums is too autistic to understand and wants to believe this.

it was formely 10

Remember, politicizing everything and virtue signaling is OK when we do it.

That only applies to major games. Indie games don't get to enjoy this deal unless they are particularly famous. It would be insane if they were willing to bail out every single game that does poorly.
They just want the games with big fan bases and brand power.

..artificial sales aren't a perk though, not when you consider player goodwill by releasing it on as many platforms as possible for player convenience. Steam already has a platform for devs to talk to players too and has a ready modding workshop function that seems like a perfect fit for a game like Satisfactory. Yes Steam taking 70% might suck but opportunities to make your players (customers) like you are priceless.

in fact, artificial sales are so fucking stupid because it's dev/publisher-orientated when any new startup needs to be heavily consumer-orientated when it comes to figures.

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>le sassy corporate twitter
god just shut the fuck up you insufferable cunts I can't believe people like this shit

>game sells like shit
>Oh I know, better tell people to shut the fuck up on social media, that'll help!

>japanese
>schermata alle
but why

Based Satisfactory devs showing everyone how much of a failure Epic is. Every single game on there has flopped just as hard. I hope this deters others from even thinking of signing a deal with that cancer company.

Having just seen it yesterday I'm glad I get to enjoy it and relive this good scene

Not really right?
This is just a lie to grab attention?

You don't get a boner at imagining fucking heavily depressed kpop idols?

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One game that's more of a fun time waster than anything. It's exactly the kind of game you buy because you're bored. Expecting people to put out effort for that is dumb.

they’re being insincere

If indie games don't get a deal like that then why would they go epic exclusive?

why are they sad

isnt the bribe they get from epic enough money?

I don't think it can do much damage to their loyal customer base of 9 either

It was an inside joke in the community because the epic store exclusivity made people believe it will sell like shit, but it's actually selling really well.
This was basically a stab at steamfags.

it’s a joke

why are they joking their game is selling poorly?

twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1121011708292734976

I guess it wasn’t very satisfactory

>factory simulator
>fortnite graphics
>epic store

imagine making something to appeal directly to china, a country with 1.3b people, and selling 9 copies LMAO

But it can drive people away from buying the game at all when it inevitably comes crawling back to steam.

>Steam taking 70%
What the fuck are you talking about

Only mildly entertaining I've found is a spoof account named Nihilist Arby's.

It's like no man's shit all over again

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Then why am I not laughing?

Oh I hope you're joking then. A pretty 3D game in the vein of space engineers, which is already pretty autistic but with factorio autism would have been great I'm sure for that niche.

söy spotted

That's just the same person shitposting between a couple of developer accounts.

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the joke is people who hate the epic store confirming their priors and gloating over what is obviously falsehood

They are a small team. Hardly souless corporate

who would guesss
is NOT developers that will say who wins the storefront wars

They showed this off at E3 and it looked awesome though. Is it actually bad or is it just because of Epic?

DOA is a pretty decent fighting game series though and your post smells really gay.

that isn't really much of a funny joke though

well whatever cut steam takes desu

it feels like it's the premium you pay for steam providing achievement/mod workshop/discussion forums/global cdns for fast downloading

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He was telling a dev to shut the fuck up lol

Going to epic is only worth it if you're a dumping a big AAA game that people desperately want and don't mind being strong-armed towards epic for.

Obscure indie games do bad on steam and will do worse on Epic. The whole platform was built to benefit big companies.

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because you didnt get it

because fuck you and epic, you slanty eyed fuck

>the most meme man without powers wins
I can't read from lips, but even i can see the unfunny quip he says.

It's never funny when you're the one being made fun of.

Le "smaller cut meme I guess". And perhaps to jump on the anti steam band wagon.

>How is that even possible
The majority of games sell 0 copies.

fair enough. not trying to tell you it’s comedy gold

How good is warrior orochi 4?

Ehm.... what game is this? Never heard of it.

Because the height of comedy for virtue-signalers and the self-obsessed is self deprecating humor. They do it all the time, especially in the comics industry where SJW artists and writers literally brag about low sales.

The true comedy is that if anyone but them makes the joke, they get extremely bent out of shape about it.

Who are they making fun of?

See
They are the same person using multiple Twitter accounts.

>wahhhhh, he told everyone my gif has spoilers for a kids marvel movie in, better deflect

exactly

Disgusting.

Misogyny isn't really a problem

Man. Steam takes a Max of 30% and the number goes down depending on sales.
The achievements, servers, and other services are included in that and do not come as an extra charge.

>Dev posts a very obvious joke tweet
>Even follows it up several more clearly joking joke tweets
>Hundreds of people reply falling for it and scolding him for being so dumb as to release on the store that gives Dev's more money
>This whole thread is full of people scolding them and calling them idiots for releasing on the store that gives them more money
>None of them are smart enough to realise they're being trolled

Steam Drones everybody.

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imagine caring about capeshit spoilers.

Based chad dabbing on the capeshitters

>everyone revided and they will still revive even the rest of them.
I am so, so shocked. I didn't except this at all. These movies have a really mature theme for a mature person like me.

At least Epic is paying them to not sell anything

Already spoiled that shit for >25 unironic capeshitters yesterday. I am ok with this.

Imagine thinking you're in one the joke and then making a post like this showing you're 3 layers behind the jokes
Embarrassing.

It's a joke, retard

Well that's nice to know desu

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You mean to say he was just pretending to be retarded?

epic's cut of 12/88 isn't sustainable, everyone knows this already they are just buying out exclusives to compete with steam. steam's cut of 30/70 is perfectly reasonable, it's literally just greedy publishers and some indie devs latching onto the 12/88.

>0 copies
sounds kind of low but i guess i don't know enough about the games market to dispute it.

It's clearly a falsehood, but it comes off like they're pretty upset about something in the first place. At least to me. I could be mistaken.

it’s called bait you morons

you’d think you’d be familiar with it if you spent any time here

It's some pretty badly done sarcasm, you have to admit that.

they wouldn't be joking about this if the game didn't sell like shit to begin with. pretending to be retarded still means you are retarded.

Guys I'm trying to make another mordhau shill thread but I can't because I have 3 threads up so go ahead and stop replying to this one so I can make it
sage

>haha gotem

Chink damage control right on schedule

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>ah yes, you might have tricked me, but joke’s on you: i can still justify actually believing the thing I was tricked into thinking

if you're going to reply at least sage you fuckign cunts

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No

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Probably to dab on the developers

it's fine I'm shadowbanned from making threads anyway

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Followed this game since the e3 reveal, will not be getting it until it's on steam. Pirate until then.

wait what
I get this sometimes too
is it really a shadowban?

>muh capeshit
>muh dude
If this isn't an obvious redditor then i don't know who is.

Post yfw you didn't watched any marvel movie and don't plan to watch any of them anyway

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>pirated the game and thus not counting as a sold copy
YARR HARR FIDDLE DEE DEE
BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE
DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
YOU ARE A PIRATE
WE GOT US A MAP
TO LEAD US TO A HIDDEN BOX
THATS ALL LOCKED UP WITH LOCKS
AND BURIED DEEP AWAY
WE'LL DIG UP THE BOX
WE KNOW ITS FULL OF PRECIOUS BOOTY
BURST OPEN THE LOCKS
AND THEN WE'LL SAY HOORAY

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Autism probably.

youtube.com/watch?v=CD46c08MsHg
>He doesn't know about the cape kino with straight white male nazis

fuck epic and fuck gaben

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they deserve it
them blaming pirates for people not buying their game after is fucking pathetic. i can see why people refunded that trash
hence the
>down to 9

How is it not the most obvious shit that Thanos and Iron Man die?

Imagine not guessing these immediately from the trailers or the fact that Cap was supposed to die in Civil War and being outraged by spoilers

Guy sounds like an entitled bitch. I pirate, but I'm happy to support developers who do good work. But acting like a whiny cunt is a sure way to put me off any sense of generosity I might have.

Their entire fanbase is people like this

They attract those people who try to outquote one another on reddit comments.

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I had zero clue this came out, where was the advertising?

>First person Factorio
>Very ARK/No Mans Sky looking
That actually looks kind of neat.
Are they charging too much or something?
>$30
>Early Access
>Epic Games Store
Hahaha, get fucked losers.

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>1st person Factorio ripoff

They probably made more money by becoming an Epic exclusive.

I agree, it's very funny to see this unfold!

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no way thats true

I thought more people would die. Especially cap.

love all the assblasted platform shills in this thread.

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Sorry, a lot of good humor through all of the history of humor has self depcrecation. It shows self-criticism and awareness which most if not all SJWs lack.

youtu.be/Uif8LpAiRQs
It's extremely early alpha too, very retarded thing to sell early access on an unknown platform

Game looks fun. Why does it tank?

>read comments
>it's actually just fishing for compliments and sympathy buys while making in-jokes and discussing the dev-team's literal mental illnesses.

But cap doesn't die in the movie. Get old sure, but not die.

Not on steam huh no wonder I didn't know about no steam no buy

Why is Davos reviewing shit games on Youtube?

Two people refunded their game, now theres only 9 people left who bothered buying their shitty game.

Down to 9 billions

they're pandering to fortnite zoomers who think 2006 is literal boomer tier
instead of taking factorio and minecraft mod playerbase as their customers they can create their own customers from the epic store

>mod deletes sfw gif that offends no one
Lol, what?

>make is exclusive on ome obcure platform
>get paid failure margin by sweeney just in case
>still cry that your game is not selling
>cry harder becasue of refunds

these swedish retards deserve everythig that is coming to them. Not to mention they make trash like goat sim

Shame, this game looked really good last year, but Epic will never be my marketplace of choice, so I'll wait for a torrent to pirate this game.

>>>/reddit/

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both me kid haha get troll libtard seething cope incel

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Ready the rules retard.

there are jannies in this thread right now that unironically care about capeshit

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Mate you're fucking BANNED I can tell. Yea Forums got absolutely purged when all these spoilers came out, I swear all the jannies are in on it, any post that spoils onions wars: endgame XIVCIIIII get removed within a minute. Literally only time I've ever seen spoilers get removed from Yea Forums.

>Infinity gauntlet
Nope, he uses his own gauntlet and dies afterwards

Either that's real or you edited it, either way I've been fucking dunked on. points to you

Or content or UI.

>shadowban
>tells you you are banned
Come now dont be retarded. A shadowbam would be the post would go through, you could see it like it was there, but it actually wasn't

Reminder that as long as you use the spoiler tags you can post any spoilers you want. A simple rule.

>buying bad 3d factorio when you could be buying good 2d Factorio and enjoy the gorillion mods for it

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>post spoilers for some kids movie
>get banned
When did Yea Forums turn into fucking reddit?

Most of the jannies are literal leftist sòyboys from Reddit

This is most satisfactory.

Do cloud saving is also included? If so, why there are some devs that do not implement that?

And he does that without him, Captain American or Black widow dying?

Well user, no spoilers of course but it's actually pretty funny you would say that

So the joke is that it's actually outperforming sales expectations?
Or that it is not selling good at all and devs are so frustrated they stopped caring?
Or are they just a bunch of hipster retards with no pride or professionalism?

I accidentally fucked your dad

>lol dudes our game is selling like shit but just joking lol Steam BTFO

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PS3 SUCKS

the joke is that it’s doing fine and a lot of th people who post about hating the epic store are nutbags

This
pls reply
Game looks good would be a shame if it was DOA

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When over 2000 games get shat out a month its completely expected

The thing is that even is they did sell 9 copies they are still in the green to dev their next game but devs that have it happen on steam are simply fucked because the algirithm wasnt tickled just right.
I personally dont like how steam or yt algorithms work because its not helpful for anyone

so where is the sale number?

I think the reason it's so confusing is that EPIC developers are slowly losing their minds.

>get into closed Alpha before launch
>everything you need to form a basic conveyor belt system is locked behind some retarded "getting started" tier of research you have to grind through
>can't pick up and place items into building from any angle
>storage units are massive and only have one point to go through
>the size of all the machines is too big to fit in a compact manner.
>everything is dumbed down to fuck and lacks any ways to build around the 3D enviroments like hills or water
>uninstall it and uninstall EGS and wipe my experience from my mind as well

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There isnt but consider that more streamers have the game than just 9.

So what? Doesn't Epic hand out bags of cash to any dev who denies steam?
They're prb running a profit already.

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It'a not a joke, the game is a flop and they are mad but can't actually say so in seriousness because of the contract clauses and NDA. All games on Epic have completely bombed, no one is using it or buying anything.

No physical, no buy. Fuck Valve and fuck Epic.
>early access
Valve popularized that.

Well I can see fortshit kids jumping onto some flavor of the month creative building game, so it makes sense their game does ok for now.
Future for other games who went exclusive is gonna be quite amusing.

What are they trying to do here? Garner sympathy for sales? This just looks pathetic

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Satisfactory is an early-access open-world factory building simulator. Obviously it was never going to be a mainstream title, but 9 copies is still very low.

Nope, shill.

He lied, it hasn't sold. There are no Fortnite players on PC. No one is using Epic and they are desperate.

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Its fake. They said they were joking.The game is bad though

I liked factorio and was interested in this but it vanished from Steam one day and I never thought about it again.

I don't care about this game. Get it off my front page faggot

yeah thats why they only joke about it

ALL HANDS ON DECK

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>Another steam success story.
LOL

Spike dies.

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>What sort of game is it?
it's like Factorio but less polished and in 3d

Hahahaha

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3. they're going for the edgy "the company is your friend, please talk about us" wendy route

DOA isn't misogyny.

Why is Yea Forums so sensitive? Some of these posts act like whoever this dev is raped their family and killed their dog. Absolutely desperate to magnify their misfortune, makes me glad that I work a job where I can shit on customers and it's even company policy if they get entitled

Because it shows how garbage the Ep*c Store is. Every game on Steam sells at least a few thousand copies while Ep*c Games are selling less than a dozen.

and this is why is pulling the ruse, because devs know their numbers are ass, and need the money

GUESS WHO GOT CHINKED
HAHAHAHAHAH

its funny because I would be most people don't even know "Satisfactory" even exists.

Remember, if you're a developer "Mind Share" is just as important as anything else.

I've seen it happen dozens of times, most notably with the games Microsoft paid off to be windows store exclusives.

Nobody even knows they exist now.

>Here's your game devs bro

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>why is Yea Forums so sensitive
>here's my post randomly talking about my job because I'm upset Yea Forums is upset

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Surprising absolutely nobody

If I do the funny spongebob thing I don’t need an argument haha

what a fucking genetic failure

Forager has fuck all content compared to satisfactory. Doesn't matter if he shilled keys. The game fucking sucks and is no way worth the price

The tech system is garbage with the amount of handcrafting and micromanagement it makes you do before unlocking full base automation but it does have neat foundation and wall systems that let you get super autistic with your layouts

to put it in comparison, twice as many people are watching the mobile game Clash Royale right now, than are watching satisfactory on twitch

I explicitly said I was thankful. Reactionary posts just surprise me, consumers really do behave like chimps when they don't get their way

t. saltisfactory dev
forager is overwhelmingly positive on steam, shartfactory is.... ah yeah there are no reviews

>using Steam
>using Epic
Or you could pirate like any sane person would do

You explicitly went out of your way to bitch about people bitching, touting your job like it matters to fucking anyone. I.e., you're upset with Yea Forums, the very thing your post was mocking.

or i could pee in your butt

that's from patreon backer keys you retard
imgur.com/gallery/OMYL8

>boo hoo buy my game and donate to my patreon

both are mentally ill fucks and so are you

So are they joking or not? If not, I can see this being a reality, as most indie devs will get shafted harder on epic then on steam. This is due to the fact that steam has a custom tailored front page to games people WANT to play, and advertise new games sometimes. Meaning, no matter what people WILL but your game as they will see it, as its custom tailored to their likes and dislikes.
Epic doesn't have this, nor does it in reality have many buyers, so all getting an exclusive does is get you money. But the money for releasing an epic exclusive is way less then people buying your game
unless this is all some shitty joke, then I dunno good for them I guess?

>are sales satisfactory?
>NEIN!

Is that a promise?

forums are free, so are nexus mod hosting, and achievements are something you can put ingame if you REALLY care about them. the global cdns is really all steam offers, and epic has those too for fortnite.

Based trump quote

>any response ever no matter the contents means u mad
Whats wrong user, u mad?

blah blah keep projecting. I blogposted because my thoughts and experiences are the only thing on this Earth that matters, you're just an assblasted consumer bug

Of course not, but you may be only one of nine people who actually paid for it.

a game that a lot of people, including reviewers, are praising a lot

i think the tweet is a joke but i don't get it

Of course they're joking you retard. We're just playing along with the joke because it's funny to shit on the Epic Fail Store.

BUT NOBODY TOLD ME THAT PEOPLE WOULD NOT BUY MUH GAME ON EPIC
WHAT WENT WRONG????
STEAM BAD!!!!!
HURR DURRRR

Yea Forums is full of 15 year old faggots looking for the next tortanic

The only joke here is the Epic store and the retards who are desperately trying to defend it.

The topic is social skills and not whatever has your ass being Dissatisfied cucko.

Its a joke.
Also thats not true at all, TONS of games on steam never see the light of a customer because steams catalogue and automagic store front is garbage

Even with 0 sales the devs can live to make another game thanks to epics dosh, they were in the green before ever launching.

It says nothing about a patreon. It's a mailing list draft. You should read, bro

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Seems kind of cool?
But I wouldn't purchase it on the epic store.

patreon.com/hopfrog

oh wow, what's this here retard, a mentally ill subhuman that wrote a sob story and now shilling his patreon

Improved version.

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What?

You blog posted because you wanted to whine about Yea Forums having opinions. Look at you, saying the board is sensitive and then going on full damage control saying I'm projecting.

I somehow do not believe that it sold that badly. The reception online was positive, from what I could gather. Hell, some people said to have been played the alpha for months now. Surely they count?

Just give fans more of what came before, but make some improvements. Usually the game designers themselves can already spot what could've been improved but didn't have the time or budget to do so initially, but now with a sequel they can. Done.

He didn't shill his patreon in the post wew

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except he does right here spic

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>Even with 0 sales the devs can live to make another game thanks to epics dosh, they were in the green before ever launching.
So it's a dole for failed devs?
Yang 2020, let's go gamers!

Orange man bad!

Yea Forums would say the bottom is "cringe" though because generation z can't handle anything resembling sincerity

I wrote "in the post". Read, bro

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>the only place teh dev talk about his patreon is on the webpage of his game
dude stop, you're digging your own grave

epic nigger

>Yea Forums is sensitive
>say so
>sensitive Yea Forumsirgin breaks down and calls this hypocrisy
writes itself

It's a Yea Forums meme.

Oh no, a creator advertised his patreon on his own weeeeeeeeeeeeeebsiiiiiiiiiiite. How absolutely dishonorable and wroooooooooooooong. Your father made a mistake not wearing a condom on that day.

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hello i'm Yea Forums - Video Games and i'm really angry that people are creating video games

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>Piracy up 30% across the world
We're going home bros

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>guy is sensitive about random people on a Mongolian basket weaving forum
>say so
>instantly gets defensive
writes itself

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>spic peasant has to defend free gibs

no wonder your country is a shithole LMAO

HAH, GOTEEM

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The fuck is Satisfactory?

You're the one who felt the need to say something. By your own logic that makes you just as bad

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Absolutley based

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lol

Thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw

Burritos are in a far better position than you cuckazoid.

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How's Epic Store working for you

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more like rats fleeing a sinking shit

I felt the need to point out you being hypocritical. And it makes me laugh that you said:
>reactionary posts just surprise me
Why the fuck are on on 4channel, let alone Yea Forums, if that surprised you and makes you think they're behaving like chimps?

Yea Forums is really cranking up the inane comments recently.

Those who flee will only enter a nation of even stinkier shit.

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That's the wrong color cropped. It's in the 70-79%. I'm so fucking mad at my parents for cutting me.

Yea Forums is really cranking up the inane comments recently.

So, 9 from 11

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I'll inane my foot up your ass

It's the right color, at the ~FF4000 ~FE4000 range, precisely that stat.
Pirate FastStone Capture and use the color picker tool it has mate.

Disregard that, i suck cock, i missed the second half - what you meant.

you cant be this stupid

You're mad because you browse the internet too much and have been poisoned. Unless they absolutely botched your circumcision your dick functions business as usual.

I think the joke is that they went the Epic exclusive way and people told them that it wouldn't sell if it wasn't in Steam. Turns out it did sell.

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>look up whats all the hubub for the deletion
>just some capeshit trash

Mutt culture.

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I think every browser has color picker in it. At least FF has, and I'm sure Chrome does, too.

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It didn't at all though. They are bitching because it didn't, not making "jokes". They are mad as fuck.

Usual but worse yes.

You sad little turd.

They don't seem to be though. Check the rest of the replies on that tweet.

Do you realize how much you're projecting on a tweet right now? Go outside for a bit, you're clearly spending too much time on here.

APPLEL

mfw asking for sauce

I'm still on 56 and everything works. You can also capture a recording of the screen or select areas with FS Capture.
Since Mozilla started banning extensions, like Dissenter, the idea of updating Firefox has been completely dead for me, they can go suck on a turd.

That fag with the gay hair has Bipolar syndrome

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Second one is just some attention whore.

>hurr durr im so poor, look how poor i am so i know how poor people poor, heres some of my poor keys for free that costs nothing to me that non-poor people will swipe the fastest anyway, am i doing a good job helping the poor? Did you know im from poor too? Pls buy my game. Poor.

Talk about cramming down your throat.

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Is this the new sleepyposting?

What are you even babbling about, you brainless mong?

>being this butthurt that someone is actually doing a better job at getting money than yourself
You deserve to have your shit pirated mate, it's justice for it to happen to faggots like yourself.

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>I-I was only pretending! I'm not ACTUALLY retarded! It was just a joke!
I don't know what is more pathetic, the people falling for it or the developers for shitposting about their own game.

>being this butthurt
Stopped reading right there, cause no shit. Fucking poorfag argentinians with their poorness exports.

This happens too often.

No matter how poor any country on this planet is, they are ALL still better than your dogpile of pic related.

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>payed
...is the most offensive part to me.

>your dick functions business as usual.
with less feeling

>Doesnt release actual numbers
>bunch of tweets bitching about piracy
>joking about low sales number
>epic just released their first actual sales numbers for another game, and it was only 250k

Maybe it wasnt literally 9, but theres still plenty of reason to believe the numbers are not impressive. You are the retard here, friend.

What? only like 1/5 of his paragraph is about how ''poor'' he is and the rest is about how he doesn't care if you pirate or not as long as you pay the game and about what updates he has planned for the future. How the fuck is that ''cramming down your throat''?

If you don't shut up now i'll pirate 10 copies of his game.

I don't understand this meme.

It's Factorio 3D. That's it.

I imagine he's making a funny voice impersonation in post form out of what the dumb autist with the american flag posted whois to stupid for sarcasm.

I don't think he cares lol

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Make that 15! Youre making me literally steal from his bank account.

Stay mad, Satisfag

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>threatening someone who is okay with people pirating, and just did a self-promotion on a pirate site, with pirating their product

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This. They weren't making jokes, they're panicking.

more like Yea Forumstards

Robbaz whose a decently big youtuber did a video on this game, I'm pretty fucking sure the game has more then 9 people playing it.

He wont be able to keep his computer running with the amount of copies i'm pirating right now. Rip those free updates.

>we were merely pretending to be retarded

Nah, they we're making jokes, im basing my opinion on reading the jokes they posted.

The games market is hyper saturated. More games come out every day than you could play in a month. Statistically most games will get zero sales and zero plays, even if they're released for free.

>make factorio in sapce as a generic crafting open world game
>$30
It was doomed to fail, the market is already really over-saturated by this kinda stuff.

Lets be honest OP was retarded to believe them, theres no pretending.

>mfw I never heard of this game until it came out that nobody bought it

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Imagine how delusional you would have to be to post this. Is this how mexicans cope with the fact that they live in one of the most violent countries on earth with a failed economy?

>Early access
>Calls software piracy "stealing"
>Lashes out at people on Twitter
>Feels entitled to sales
>Releases on Epic despite popular disapproval from potential buyers
I don't even know what Satisfactory is, but from that I don't get strong "I should look into that" vibes.

Wow, everyone has PTSD these days huh.

Don't tell him user. Just let him be satisfied with staying over there so he doesn't come here. It's best for all of us if he believes these things.

I don't think that this was made by a mexican. Mexican memes are all image captions.

The average mexican is painfully aware of how shitty things are.

>Satisfactory
awful name

its only a matter of time

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holy shit

>see thread in catalogue
>see, and chuckle at obvious joke, I don't even think this game is out yet
>this thread is full of Yea Forumsdedditors confused
Are you all legitimately autistic?

>I don't even think this game is out yet
It's been out for like a month, retard.

>blue checkmarks posting women as their reaction pics
It's THOSE kind of people right?
Serves them the fuck right

>jace is flipping the birds in his profile pic
>another dev uses official social media account as personal one on accident
>both of them running around with dyed millenial hair and attitude
>spam facebook tier humor all day from official account
>these are the people getting paid millions to shill Epic shit store

I *seriously* think the guy just decided to fuck up the devs twitter account with this shit. The whole "only 9 sales" seems too ludicrous to me. I know I have seen more than a couple dozen guys playing this thing.

>I don't even think this game is out yet
Hmm, wonder why you've heard absolutely nothing about this game since its release, almost like no one's bought it to talk about it...

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no it isn't

>Is this how mexicans cope with the fact that they live in one of the most violent countries on earth with a failed economy?
If you didn't give them reasons to be able to cope by being such a failure yourself while your ancestors are rolling in their grave at what their degenerated descendants are doing to their creation, then they wouldn't be able to cope.

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>Thinking they got more than 9 sales.
Epic drones, everybody.

Early access and EGS only isn't a release

>inb4 hurr it's early access doesn't count these are normal sales numbers
go on, damage control some more

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I respect companies that tell costumers to piss off I'm tired of lawyer talk and if someone's acting up then don't doublespeak.

You literally don't even know the game exists unless you go on EGS or get exposed to it on here. Thanks for the advertising Yea Forums

Heres the thing he dies lie 15 minutes in

>satisfactory

what?

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Game looks unironically bad
That's why it didn't sell
It's a fucking minecraft mod

Is this Jennie?

It's like "your post is soooo dumb that I'll say it like i'm retarded because I can't come up with a proper reply"

same

Of course they are joking, 9 people could accidentally buy the game.
The joke is probably rooted in truth. Their sales numbers are probably poor,especially with them bitching about pirates and gamers in other tweets. They are probably relying on the minimum sales guarantee heavily.

Stupid attention whores bait tweet. Fuck them

Nearly impossible, as brigadebots become more and more refined. Press a button, and a CEO gets over a million emails, half of which are from suborned computers and half from crowds of fans of brigadebot social media accounts like Titania McGrath, all demanding the same thing but in randomly generated yet internally consistent qualities of grammar and spelling.

Literally everything on steam services is included. There is no way, to my knowledge, to pay Valve more for anything on steam.
In fact, everything they offer is actually free, because if you get no sales like me you never have to give them anything but still get to use the whole system!

satisfactory is shitty copy of factorio anyway.

>ywn as retarded as this SEETHING Satisfactory dev

What medication is this, blackpill and honkpill?

Epic is where irrelevant indie games go to die. Only someone with no confidence in their product would take Epic's bribe to sell zero copies on a store no one uses at all. Surely devs and publishers see this now and will stop taking this cancerous deal?