>last game in the series
>ends on a cliff hanger
Last game in the series
Owen Sanchez
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Gavin Johnson
>game ends in a cliffhanger
>no sequel
Jack Roberts
>bad ending
>it's shit
>good ending
>it's even worse
Tyler Jones
What was his problem?
Adam Hall
What emotion does this make you feel
Christian Hall
His ego was a singularity in and of itself. If it couldn't benefit or reflect himself, he didn't care for it.
Julian Baker
>multiple endings
>All of them are fanfic garbage.
Gavin Walker
>Everything leading up to the end is written so terribly and there are so many "twists" that you can't even bother finishing it
so far only true of homestuck and danganronpa v3
Lucas Roberts
I unironically am loving the epilogue and you guys can't stop me from enjoying it.
Jose Martin
>the whole game is just an endless self-fulfilling cycle of death and suffering
it really does keep happening
Justin Richardson
>Protagonist finally kills the final boss, at the cost of incurable fatal injuries and all his other party members
>But finally meets his true love interest, his soul mate
>Gets to spend one night with her before dying in her arms
Nicholas Bell
Go post homosuck somewhere else
Leo Scott
>Epilogue is entirely text-only
Further proof that Hussie just stopped giving a fuck and wanted to throw a bone to whoever could still follow that pile of tripe after the "ending"
James Ross
He probably didn't even wrote it.
Alexander Richardson
The epilogues retroactively make Act 7 better though, since it's basically their prologue.
Josiah Mitchell
>Sequel for that game
>Leaves off on another cliff hanger
Juan Taylor
He wrote the outline for it and various parts and diologue but other parts had ghost writers filling in that outline
Jason White
Three Bullets
Four Fuckers
Choose wisely.
Ethan Smith
Why would I want to shoot eri?
Luke Miller
I shoot myself 4 times
Adrian Sanchez
the clocktower gambit was more kino than anything else that happened after cascade
Easton Price
What is the Darkness 2 for $1000, Alex.
Daniel Watson
All three in Gamzee
Nolan Long
Luke Turner
Thanks I hate it
Parker Gutierrez
karkat was way too useless to ruin anything
Adrian Adams
*bow*
Michael Baker
>game ends in a great cliffhanger
>it gets solved at the beginning of the sequel in the shittiest way possible
>story only gets worse from there
Alexander Reed
I bet you love Code Geass, don't you, faggot?
Gabriel Anderson
two for gamzee and two for eridan
karkat and vriska are based.
Aaron Richardson
true patrician right here
Lucas Young
boss of wheels reporting in
Alexander Young
We have a winner!
Christian Lewis
I've only seen season one and wasn't impressed
Mason Jenkins
Carson Bennett
How embarassing.
Caleb Evans
>XIII
REEEEEE I wanted a fucking sequel!!!
Ethan Wood
It's by far better than Act 6
Dylan Miller
It really isn't.
Austin Baker
what's up with the dimension past the black hole at the end there?
Juan Wright
It is. Stuff is actully happening and I am honestly enjoying how absurd everything is.
Jose Fisher
It's the candy route, post-canon reality protected by the muse of time
Henry Diaz
It's a different type of shit
Hudson Gonzalez
Homestuck fans were worse than Undertale. I knew a few personally and they were absolute retards.
I'm glad you guys have shut the fuck up for a while. Keep it that way, please.
Jace Fisher
I'm just gonna say that at least the majority of homestuck fans aren't furries
Austin Brown
>all that Vriska abuse in the epilogue
What happened? I thought she was Hussie's favorite.
Bentley Thomas
Candy epilogue is for Karkatfags
Gabriel Brooks
>Stuff is actually happening
And almost none of it is funny. If it isn't Gamzee as some cheap Juggalo jokes, or the one Obama scene, it's all pretty bland.
Or maybe you like it for the characters? The characters who have either been flanderized into oblivion (in both routes), or had their entire core motivations changed out of nowhere.
What about the plot? The plot that doesn't fucking go anywhere, and serves to once again fail to offer any kind of resolution, instead just offering more cliffhangers and shit resolutions to existing plot lines that amount to "it didn't matter"?
John is fun, because anyone can write John well, and even though Dirk's thing ends up torpedoing all of Meat, it's at least interesting before you realize it amounts to nothing. Everything else is varying degrees of awful.
Hunter Scott
Maid of Doom player here. But that’s not important.
Pal died and gamefaqs says I have to kiss him if I want him to live. Is the faq trolling?
Will he know he was kissed? I’m not fucking gay bros
Gavin Perry
That's nothing to praise someone for, my man.
Aiden Diaz
>Maid
You were already doomed to do faggy shit, bro
Nolan Harris
It's Kya : Dark Lineage.
Hunter Moore
I tell my friends to just refer to me as Butler of Doom, fucking devs. Okay I’m doing it.
>Making this HAPEN
Josiah Harris
debatable
Camden Murphy
>Candy 18
Owen Clark
new sbahj comics when
Sebastian Jackson
Problem Sleuth was the right way to "starts off simple but escalates into grand conflict using every single plotthread no matter how small"
with Homestuck he lost the plot and just went too big
Lucas Russell
>thinking it's actually an A or B route when they all are part of the big picture
Nathan Jones
JADE HAS A DOG DICK
JADE HAS A DOG DICK
JADE HAS A DOG DICK
Kayden Long
Jaxon Edwards
>billions of years in the future
>reach end of time
>universe compresses and another Big Bang goes by
>billions of more years
>New lifeforms from the new timeline master space travel
>find something floating out in edges of space
>take it, it’s readable data
>spend decades decrypting it, finally done
>It’s a webcomic, “Sweet Bro And Hella Jeff”
>Newest page was added seemingly one year ago
>A timer ticks down for the next page in a few hundred years
>it keeps hapening
Gavin Hill
I shoot Gamzee, Vriska, and myself
Landon Walker
Shoot The 3 to the right.
Christopher Hall
If you wanna talk abuse then let's talk Jake
>Meat
>is mindbroken to only serve Dirk's cock for all eternity- and is left behind by him
>Candy
>is raped by Jane and then cucked by Gamzee
Grayson Lee
Based Karkat poster.
Ayden Campbell
Jace Phillips
What is with the obsession with Jake's ass?
John Ward
He got a nice ass
Luke Evans
Hussie couldn't figure out a way to make Jake an interesting character with many good gags, so a joke about him having a hot ass somehow managed to rise to the top as the most memorable aspect of his character.
Jaxson Watson
>session has both a prince AND a bard
Angel Davis
>session has a page
Evan King
why the fuck do so many of the "jokes" in the epilogue get constantly run into the ground? i know act 6 was bad for it but holy shit the epilogue is a whole new level
James Baker
i met some homestuck fans all dressed up looking like freaks at a comic convention one time, they were so fucking happy. I wish I was happy.
Jonathan Morris
BUT I'M A CREEP
Daniel Hill
So what's his endgame?
Landon Williams
Henry Peterson
>Session has a maid
>It’s a male
Noah Sanders
He will become the narrator of Homestuck 2
Adrian Taylor
The only encounter I've had we're a couple of girls dressed as Kanaya and Terezi for Halloween
Cooper Davis
There literally isn't one. They have no plans to continue these plot lines. It's there because it's meant to evoke in the audience the impression that there's some greater narrative or purpose, but without the actual effort delivering.
Oliver Flores
Advent Rising
Carter Rivera
>topic isn't even related to homestuck
>but shitters literally can't stop themselves from making the thread about them if the OP uses a homestuck image
awful thread
Jaxson Ramirez
Andrew? Andrew Hussie? Is that you?
Andrew, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
Nobody will remember Andrew Hussie. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
In short, you are an enormous failure.
Andrew, being that you're about 35 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.
The abhorrent failure that is MS Paint Comics, Andrew Hussie, that is your legacy.
Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Andrew, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.
Maybe in a couple of years, Andrew, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.
I genuinely doubt it.
Now excuse me, I have to work on Deltarune. My accountant estimates over sixty million dollars in sales.
Matthew Walker
Based
Brody Garcia
Based Tobyposter
Julian Hughes
Based Toby
FUCK HUSSIE
Jose Phillips
>game ends with a setup for the sequel
>never gets any sequel
>fades into obscurity despite being a fucking great game
It hurts.
Connor Powell
Having relevance.
He wants the 'story' to keep going and doesnt give a fuck about anyone.
Wyatt Richardson
but why did they make roxy a man
Henry Reyes
>sequel was considered but dropped
AAAAAAAAAAA
Christian Young
I'm increasingly not sure if Jake-hate is supposed to be a meme. He's just human-Tavros, a doormat whose entire existence revolves around being taken advantage of. I guess in Meat he's portrayed as awful because Dirk's a bitch about the break-up, but it's been going on a lot longer than that.
Gabriel Young
Excuse me what the fuck is this. I stopped reading this shit during a long hiatus. Please dont tell me this is canon
Logan Ward
I've always wanted to try and hang out with the small remaining homestuck groups at conventions and stuff, but honestly I don't have the balls to dress up as a homestuck character in 2019. They always look really happy and like they're having fun, and any Terezi cosplayer is usually hot, but I've grown too old and jaded to ever have that kind of fun.
Michael Foster
>session has a page
>session has a blood player
Luke Peterson
heavy disappointment at the lack of fanart of it
Alexander Morgan
You know why.
Nathan Rogers
three for Gamzee and one for Eri
Wyatt Wilson
>game gets 1 sequel
>becomes a fucking cult legend and its artstyle pretty much iconic
>every single attempt at reboot/sequel gets shot down by Sega
W H Y
H
Y
Nathaniel Bell
a man of taste
wasn't there a shitty mobile "sequel"
Aaron Myers
>Jade literally only considers Rose as a surrogate mother/dogdick holster.
Jade you have an entire population of humans living next door, they're apparently fine to fuck, why not breed them instead?
Dylan Jackson
It is. When Kanaya was tending to the Mother Grub it produced a batch of eggs that hatched into larval trolls. One of which looked exactly like Vriska, so Rose and Kanaya adopted it and named it Vriska in her memory. She grew up to be a much nicer person than the old Vriska, but otherwise identical in appearance.
Parker Wright
Highly based
Xavier Parker
POST >YFW YOU AREN'T THE PAGE OF BLOOD
Isaiah Parker
>that time /hsg/ went into shock over act 7 and started rping as hard as they could as a coping strategy
Fucking wild time.
Robert Perry
>not wanting to breed Rose
what are you, gay?
Cooper Thomas
It sounfs like its good i stopped reading
Owen Cox
>She grew up to be a much nicer person than the old Vriska
I doubt it
Oliver Flores
Fuck you Vriska, the only reason why you came back was because Hussie's dick made the fucking fucking FUCKING
Also I would Kill Jestah. Fuck you for killing Nepeta, and the fact that the most impactful thing that Nepeta did was give Gamzee his scars.
Eridan just needs a fucking therapist and Karkat is a bro
Juan Edwards
Joseph Lewis
>Karkat is a bro
Then why don't you shoot him?
Charles Taylor
>tfw remembering reading that weird Homestuck AU story on the forums that was a yuri humanized plot
I kind of wish I knew how it ended. There was some weird background shit about terrorist-rebels doing shady things.
Dylan Bailey
is there anything more pathetic than nepetafags
Caleb Howard
>end of the story is left ambiguous
>people jerk it off as being inspired and thought-provoking
>even though ambiguous endings are just a crutch for shitty writers who can't think up a fulfilling conclusion
Thomas Nguyen
Matthew Cox
People who actually liked this retarded Juggalo, for one
Austin Campbell
>Ambiguous
Dirk and Rose (and maybe Terezi) leave to another planet to start Sburb again. Jade-Calliope is intent on stopping that.
Brandon Price
>extended zodiac results in time
>most recently developed class quiz results in maid
I'm not sure how I feel about this.
Aaron Nguyen
Gamzee is literally Yea Forums
Matthew Adams
John loves Terezi!
Jason Walker
Guys I keep on reading about how each session needs a Time and Space player to win
We don't have either of those and we can't find the ectobiology lab what the fuck do we do
Chase Davis
>homosuck
Austin Carter
It's bullshit
you only need thenm
David Hernandez
No, that's Caliborn, but close.
And daily reminder that my boy did nothing wrong.
Ian Richardson
Scratch
Connor Kelly
>tfw Knight of Breath
I fucking hate my session all my friends have cooler classes than me all I can do is make a shitty wind cutlass, and some fucking fag thought it would be funny to throw a picture of moot into my kernel so now my guide to this game is a shitposting dweeb that keeps using all my 3D printers to make Asuka figurines.
Ethan Baker
you die
Jaxson Morales
THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WE "only need thenm [sic]"
What the FUCK are we supposed to do?
Andrew Taylor
Take it as you will, John was kind of creeped out by it too, even though he had a kid too.
It is true though, the worst thing she's done is tease her cousins. It turns out a lot of old Vriska's malice is learned behavior, and in a stable and loving environment she won't turn out anywhere near as bad.
For comparison when the original Vriska appears she immediately has hatesex with Gamzee in a bush, then strangles him to death in shame at what she just did. While the new Vriska watches and sort of grimaces.
Aaron Flores
Post a more overpowered non lord classpect, you cant
Jack Miller
lmao enjoy your dead session nerds
Jace Turner
>game series starts out as witty, entertaining, and enjoyable
>slowly starts introducing more and more character bloat
>shippers infest the fanbase and eventually the dev team
>they take a joke made to make fun of shippers and run full course with it making shipping charts
>the fanbase is ruined and is known as “that group of preteens who leave gray paint and trash everywhere at conventions”
haha what are some games like this v
My fellow knigga, Spacechad here though. Fuck the frog minigame bullshit but it was worth because our session isn’t totally fucked now and we have a viable universe. We might actually win this one lads.
Henry Lewis
im a knight of breath and everyone else in my session got classes shittier than mine...
Joshua Gray
Remind me why we couldn't have just paired Karkat with Terezi, John with Roxy, Rose with Kanaya, Jade with Dave, and Tavros with the ground and called it a day?
Gabriel Thompson
Wouldnt you be able to cheese sburb if you threw useless shit at the kernels like rocks or toilet paper?
Wyatt Martin
I don't know anyone who wasn't completely disgusted by that non-ending
Thomas Hernandez
With zero conclusion as to what their goal is, what their intended method is, what their motivation is, etc.
Thomas Walker
>stra*ghtoids
Nolan Harris
>and some fucking fag thought it would be funny to throw a picture of moot into my kernel
kek
Eli Foster
Mage of Breath here
Try and use your wind powers to control a whole plethora of weapons around you, creating a whirlwind of sharp metal that will eviscerate anything that comes close. Just try not to kill yourself.
Also can't help you with your kernel. Have you tried double prototyping it?
Carson Brooks
enjoy your garbage sprite
Evan Russell
>all I can do is make a shitty wind cutlass
Your class is literally a fucking Airbender just copy all of Aang's sick moves, you can do whatever the hell you want so long as there's air around. Plus you can probably choke people to death or something.
Asher Davis
Keep in mind that your kernel is a valuable sentient ally and if they’re weak as shit you’re screwed.
>playing on easy mode
Mason White
All on Eri, clown isn't gonna fucking die even if you were to nuke that cunt
David Harris
other than the "you need to prototype at least once before entering" rule, I'm not exactly sure what the rules are, though it's stated that Kernalsprites attract the dead and almost always end up prototyped with something deceased.
It might be a "rule" that whatever you're prototyping at least needs to be able to be anthropomorphized. As in, throwing a doll in would give you a talking doll sprite, but throwing in like, a bottle wouldn't work because you can't anthropomorphize a bottle.
Carter Sullivan
/ourtroll/ FINALLY GOT THE GIRL!!
John Roberts
Uncreative retard
>use WIND to ATTACK
You can literally make vacuums and tornados and you’re complaining about being useless?
Samuel Nguyen
because that wouldn't cause enough unnecessary drama
Eli Stewart
Just got back from talking to my Denizen, this asshole is right. What will happen to us after we initiate the scratch? Will we... still exist? Talking to our Seer, can confirm that this is our only path forward.
Wish us luck guys
Ryan Brown
rub a dub dub gimme a glub
Carter Allen
Fuck, I accidentally made my strife specibus scissorkind, the fuck do I do now?
Lincoln Wright
Not him, but like a Rasenshuriken?
Cause I'm a Mage of Breath, too
Charles Thomas
Canon:
Vriska: Sticc as fuck, no ass or tits
Aradia: Thicc as fuck, huge ass and titties
Nathaniel Russell
>mfw not rage
>mfw not blood
>mfw not void
>tfw not doom
FEELS GOOD TO BE GOOD
Jace Jones
at least you didn't make yoour strife specibus shieldkind
Levi Davis
Shave people so bald they die from exposure
Aaron Reyes
>Jane honking in ecstasy while Jake cradles baby Tavros in another room
Holy fuck my sides
Jack Cook
>scissors
>shave
Adam Lee
I mean that's one way to do it. I prefer using pre-existing weapons and controlling those with wind rather than making them out of air. Though now that you mention it, that is a pretty good idea in a pinch...
Brayden Wright
Breath seems pretty cut and dry on what you can do, it's wind, work with it.
I wish Hussie would release some Sburb encyclopedia that explains actual game mechanics and lore in detail, like what and who all the denizens are, what all the classes and aspects do EXACTLY
Don't bullshit me and say Blood is just something something relationships, why would you want to be anything of blood
Camden Bennett
Ever watch Kill la Kill?
Scissors can be a deadly weapon if you alchemize them right.
Robert Gomez
I just started reading this shit. I'm on act 2 but i'm having a hard time wrapping my head on the captcha inventory management fuckery. It's somewhat enjoyable.
Leo Moore
Become RYUKO
Jaxson Johnson
People used to shave with knives and very knife-like shit mate, it's probably possible with scissors
Xavier Wilson
Could be worse nigger. I made mine Supermankind because I thought it would give me Superman powers but turns out it just means I can only fight people if I'm holding some form of Superman, like a big Club of Steel.
Lincoln Miller
Got Muse if Blood
Leave Lord English to me
Parker Gray
He already described Blood. It's the ultimate loser aspect.
Dominic Nelson
My dumbass teammate did this too. Dead weight until he unlocked this.
ANY HIGH LVL SCISSOR WEP || Kill la Kill Blu Ray = ???
Can’t help you with codes but this should give you a general idea. Hope you’ve got a weeb teammate for your sake.
Isaac Myers
where my time niggas at?
Austin Nguyen
Guys my team keeps on telling me that the "reckoning is coming", but I am having too much fun alchemizing to care. GristTorrent means I never have to leave my house to grind. Wait what's that in the dista
Nicholas Edwards
just alchemize the reeve and orma greatshield from dark souls 2 and go nuts
Chase Fisher
Read the first Intermission and then give up
Trust me
Luis Wright
oh don't worry they throw that out the window later. I hope you weren't hoping on SBURB worldbuilding either
Adrian Green
Fucking Yikes
Ryder Roberts
>Don't bullshit me and say Blood is just something something relationships, why would you want to be anything of blood
Dream moon politics, coordinating your party into harmonious units, best bro hugs in the game.
Ian Parker
Blood is related to teamwork or some shit isn’t it
John Young
>he doesn't know
Jace Rivera
user? user? ANOOOOOOOOOOON!
Alexander Flores
Blood is the "secretly the leader until your author's retarded influencers convince him you're too straight and toxic to be allowed to have a use" class
But then they don't care about the fucking evil clown for some reason.
Leo Nelson
Nah, read until Cascade, then set your expectations down two or three notches. I'm one of the few here that will actually admit to enjoying act 6, but even I will admit that it dropped the ball in several areas
Leo Morgan
Literally /ourguy/
Asher Kelly
>it is like normal-gay, but heavier, which makes it MORE PASSIONATE
Fuck i miss old MSPA
Chase Evans
Heir o' hope reportin in
There can be ONLY ONE
Chase Diaz
represent
Tyler Hill
Hey, some asshole just sent me the captchalogue codes for two suckers, and they suddenly merged together. I have a strong urge to lick it...
Jeremiah Green
There is basically nothing wrong with act 6 besides being saddled with the monumental task of finishing the story in a satsifactory way. It completely failed, but it was alright.
Nathaniel Thomas
>strong autist who is overly obsessed with race
He’s like if /pol/ and /fit/ had a kid
Hunter Harris
Wow it's fucking nothing.gif
Daniel Mitchell
Sly cooper
Isaac Thomas
Bard of Space here what the fuck do I even do
Daniel Cook
>There is basically nothing wrong with act 6
four words: lack of time shenanigans
Asher Garcia
sing to the cosmos and it will answer back
Blake Hall
>Karkat with Terezi
Would not have worked. Karkat's endless recursion about his insecurity and constant rage at himself put Terezi off. She needed someone who would respond to her teasing and push forward instead of crumple.
>John with Roxy
Also wouldn't really work. Roxy is way way way too passive, and also acts on knee-jerk reactions. She'd end up in a whirlwind romance without either party truly getting to know each other first, and would acquiesce to John's every decision instead of make her own. She'd end up a doormat with literally no opinion of her own and would never stand for herself or communicate to John. It would be a relationship without any passion whatsoever.
>Rose with Kanaya
There's no issue with this one. It's stable and without major problems that would break it down.
>Jade with Dave
Partially because Dave has major issues about commitment and Jade would pressure him into a relationship without addressing his issues and leave him henpecked and uncomfortable with the whole situation. Dude would probably get himself killed to escape how suffocating it is.
Levi Reyes
What made Homestuck’s humor work so well? I genuinely can’t figure it out.
Sebastian Ross
ruin the entire session
Jackson Torres
alright, post your
>classpect
>strife specibus
>land
>prototypes
Jaxson Williams
>Fat
>Rapist
>Hitler
>Fucks Clowns
man she's the whole package huh
Grayson Moore
lick it, become a druggie candy god slut
Juan Brooks
Enjoy a powerful aspect and a gay minigame
Zachary Anderson
Give me the test/generator please
David Cruz
literally me
Lincoln Cook
I know it was necessary to kill off the trolls since there was a big problem with character bloat, but why did he have to be the one to die?
Daniel Watson
I WANNA GET MOUNTED BY JADE'S FAT, GIRTHY DOG COCK.
Benjamin Anderson
He didn't actually have to kill off the trolls. Especially considering what he did immediately afterward
Blake Peterson
DON'T DO IT user IT'S NOT WORTH IT
Jack Russell
>best character is constantly neglected or shat on by the author
Grayson Bell
Mage of Breath
2xHookbladeKind at first, was told by time player that me "trying to be cool with them resulted in several instances where I sliced my own head off and that doomed timelines are reaching a critical mass", so I moved to a standard SwordKind specibus
Land of Data and Corruption
Prototype a G&W Amiibo and a dead Pomeranian dog
Adrian Murphy
HEIR OF HOPE FUCK YES
Macekind and shieldkind
Land of Void and Holy
Hp lovecraftian book and a Bible
Noah Moore
tell me the flaws of being a Sagittarius.
Like me
Adrian Thompson
Like another user said, shenanigans. It was classic slapstick one-upmanship taken to its largest possible scale, where the universe itself is trying to get in on the gag.
David Sanders
2 in the clown, 1 in vriska, and I hold onto the last one until I see that faggot Dave
Angel Taylor
Equius still ends up being crucial in the end game by ultimately ending up as what makes Lord English so huge
Elijah Watson
>analyzing ships
lmao
>best character
>inferior weenie version of Vriska
lmao
Julian Perez
Love me a good Tumbler thread.
Remember when Gaia fags were all we had to worry about? Haha good times.
Jack Torres
Noone starts a thread with a Homestuck image less than a week after a major update without intending to have a stealth Homestuck thread.
Adam Hughes
Rose is the closest genetically to Dave.
Bentley Hall
Same, I don't even homestuck, I just like doing dumb quizzes and shit
Josiah Hernandez
>tfw Breath player and teach yourself electromancy
hell yeah
Julian Rodriguez
>pretending that Vriska is an objectively good character
Only reply you’ll get from me
Dominic Bell
MS Paint Adventures is a classic. Homestuck may have ended trash but it does make the first half any less good.
Gabriel Lopez
>analyzing ships
>analyzing
Believe it or not I'm not analyzing a damn thing. That's all stuff that happened, I'm just rephrasing it.
Luke Lewis
What even happened to Karkat in the epilogue
Justin Campbell
yeah, happened in a shitty yaoi fanfic.
Josiah Richardson
Its Alan Wake
Christian Martinez
which was heightened by hussie's natural "irony so far up its ass it starts taking itself seriously again" style
god i miss his old style
Kayden Rivera
In meat he's a bitch, in candy he sticks up, leaves Dave and Jade behind, and goes off to lead a rebellion and fuck Meenah.
Joseph Rivera
>He didn't read the epilogues
Henry Davis
>Page of Light
>Knifekind
>I don't know, could be anything. Need a generator or some shit
>Inkling amiibo
Grayson King
>knight of breath
>golfclubkind
>land of ice and mountains
>my stuffed rabbit and a picture of myself
Cameron Myers
hs.hiveswap.com
Here ya go
Jaxson Gutierrez
user, the epilogues are a shitty yaoi fanfic. Hussie only wrote the prologue and the epilogue.
Charles Gray
As someone who thinks John is the best character, I'm okay with this.
Kayden Thomas
Is candy the good ending because I like it more
Leo Harris
She is. All former Karkat fans moved on and became Vriskachads.
And you should do it, too.
Gavin Smith
>official ascpect quiz
>no class quiz
ONE fucking job.
Jordan Cook
Neither of them are good, just varying shades of depressing.
Ryan Hall
>fanbase of game are insufferable long after the series has ended
>known to spit in a bucket collectively at a con proving they're disgusting weirdos
Liam Edwards
You realize there's more in there than yaoi, right?
John Morris
to be fair the course of Meat happens over like, a couple days, while Candy is over 20 something years.
Easton Long
WITHOUT YOU
Isaiah Moore
It's not, because now Karkat is Dave's soulmate (Karkat doesn't really care) and Dave kills himself because he can't be with him.
James Nguyen
The candy one is an irrelevant doomed timeline and Vriska's grave.
Nicholas Phillips
The best thing to come out of this shitpile is the Pokemon trollfic where Dave gets a groudon and Jack Noir/Karkat form an evil team to kill him and end up doing stupid shit like dressing up as Link and Zelda or something, and trying to buy a laser to kill him at walmart. I forget what it was called though. Good times.
Jordan Cook
Homestuck is tumbler garbage. Then again I might have been soured to it because a bunch of blue, purple, green haired dykes wouldn't shut up about it and tumbler at work.
Zachary Gonzalez
>thief of time
>axekind
>land of cogs and marrow
>pet rabbit + a tarot deck or something
Colton Phillips
the best thing to come out of this shitpile is to get a jade cosplayer to sit on my face at one point
Austin Long
Can we agree that hes the best Strider/Lalonde?
Daniel Rivera
>Doomed
Nah, because Doomed would imply everyone in that timeline will just die. They'll continue living their lives and maybe get better (since they're gonna live forever). Maybe kill Jane since she's fucking awful.
Angel Reed
>still hang up on a shitty and long dead garbage
out of my way retards, a REAL webcomic is coming through
Thomas Lee
Rose is
Joshua Sanders
Knight of The Wind like Sonic the Hoghedge
Spear because it’s easy to use
Some kind of cool world that’s basically if a planet became a cyborg
A copy of Uncle John’s bathroom reader
Owen Lee
Reminder that only virgins accept the epilogues
Robert Lee
>hes
Dominic Rivera
>Knight of Space
>chainkind
>Land of Ruins and Obelisks
>prototype dog (by accident) and Gundam
Justin Adams
Sounds like a better time line to me
Fuck Dave and fuck Davefags
Jayden Garcia
Your overblown spider bitch is fat and stupid
Dylan Ortiz
>Fuck Dave
Well Jade certainly did
Camden Jones
*gundam figurine
Evan Murphy
Homestuck was a blessing in terms of getting casual con pussy. They'll do pretty much anything you ask.
Blake Stewart
that was dave stdider pokemon traner and it's easily one of the best trollfics ever written. the author clearly knew how to write a coherent plot and put in as many twists and nonsensical shit at the perfect time in order to fuck with people
the insane amount of typos even starts to fade into the back of your mind and you just start accepting it. instant gold.
Joseph Campbell
>he
kys tumblr
Adam Wright
The epilogues are the c0da of Homestuck
Xavier Foster
so does jade have a row of dog teets to go with her dog dick
Dominic Thomas
Good for her
Dylan Flores
Facts. Dated one of those bitches and I’m pretty sure she would have died for me if I asked her too.
Nathan Powell
>John literally cures her transgenderism with his dick
What did Hussie mean by this?
Brayden Robinson
When he said Dave "kills himself", what he means is "Dave literally meets his own personal Jesus figure who offers him a chance to be reborn, and Dave takes it. Dave ascends and becomes Ultimate Dave, escaping the veil of irrelevancy into the external metaverse."
Adam Perez
I don't even kind of remember what c0da means but it fills me with a deep sense of rage anyway. I think I may have repressed whatever it was to avoid some kind of mental trauma.
Asher Garcia
I don’t know what that has to do with my prototype but personally I think multitits/teats are nasty, especially on humans so I hope she doesn’t
Caleb Hill
I dunno but it made tumblr really mad
James James
>john will never be happy
>forever cucked by a skeleton
>self insert fags on suicide watch
Ryder Reyes
What the fuck is HER problem?
Brody Ortiz
>hard counter to Dirk narrative shenanigans
>gets completely dropped in relevance storywise for either tumblr shit or being a housewife
biggest wtf right there
Ryan Watson
>tfw the only girl big into homestuck back when I was that I met was super religious and annoying about it
>have literally never met a girl with anything in common with me since
Should have just taken my chances and given myself up to god I guess
Tyler Lee
He didn't. All he did was distract her, so that she was happy her lady parts were serving a useful purpose when raising their son. She put those thoughts out of her mind, but brought them up again in the end when trying to rekindle her friendship with John.
Jonathan Wood
Hot/crazy scale
Nathan Allen
>expecting women to have anything in common with you
I sure hope you’re in high school because these next 60 odd years are gonna hurt buddy
Nathan Young
>yfw