CHRIS!!!!! CHANDLER!!!!!

>he wasn't there when Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles was announced to NEVER EVER be coming to Xbox platforms

Mmmmmmmmmm don't wanna mess with him

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And I just won

The internet famous and true creator of Sonichu, the electric hedgehog pokemon.

The house was paid off when Bob died, but after the fire barb went fucked up dealing with the insurance and took out a loan against it to fix it. Now they owe around $250,000 on a house they once owned.

A Smash fan appears.

>he doesn't know that sonichu is one of the fighters pass characters

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Is there a more depressing quote in history?

Uh it's her sweetie

youtube.com/watch?v=JWPQE6-vxak

>chris regularly visits an abandoned mental asylum
That's it, he's going to murder someone and that's how this saga will end.

hold the phone
is the tranny saga finally over?

he fucking tied his hair back
You can see a bit of the old chris now

What vid is this from specifically

HEY NOW YOU'RE AN ALLSTAR

>that penis

Is, is he getting ready for when Barb dies and he's left homeless...?

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Is he still buying shit tones of lego sets?

No, he has his hair tied back, but the sweater gives me hope Classic Chris Chan is coming back and when he does, the internet will revert back to pre-2012.

Apparently he was a guest on some literally who's ghost hunting show which is why he made a video about that place. Wouldn't be surprised if someone took that picture he left by now.

One of my favorites
youtube.com/watch?v=YQHjorZBCbk

Amazing, thanks man. I always love finding new pieces of Chris Chan history

What would you do if you saw Chris in public?

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Truly, it was a great time for CWC videos.

ask for an autograph? literally what else are you gonna do?

as I get older I see more of myself in him every day
his existence scares me, I don't want to be seen like him but I share so many sentiments with this mad lad

Take a picture while they aren’t looking and save it on a flash drive.

This never fails to make me sad :(

Reminder that Chris did literally nothing wrong and the trolls are all horrible people.

can't wait for the documentary post tragedy

imagine the smell

I want to invent time travel just to see how 2007 chris would react to 2019 chris

Imagine the smell

suck her dick

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Does anyone have a link to the video to the guy who serenaded Chris Chan?

>...and I just won!
youtube.com/watch?v=pcDotlrD5JE

is that a jojo reference?

Since when do you anons knows Chris?
For me. It's 2010,sadly I wasn't here for the glorious 2007-2009 era.
I hope he will come back... Back then Chris was fucking dumb but... Still less fucked up than now.

IAN
BRANDON
SOMETHING SOMETHING

You goddamn, womanizing, raping, trolling, stupid, pickle suited nigger!

>NOT!!!!! VIDEOGAMES!!!!!

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Throw him a pickle jar.

Chris did plenty wrong, but a lot of the people that continually fucked with him and set him up for lulz are probably as autistic as him

youtube.com/watch?v=cYHPLqr5hGo

Holy shit it's true.

It concerns me how much of this random autistic man's life I have encyclopedic knowledge of.

>what a get up an Goku attitude

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I have

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MOOOOOOOOOOODS

NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME

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so how long until Chris becomes the next murderer in Charlotseville?

I'M WORKIN' ON IT

Teenage Chris Chan didn't look that bad.

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What'll sooner happen, is one of the weens stalking him, will attempt to assassinate Chris.

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I can't decide if Chris killing someone and going to jail for life never to be heard from again would be the best or worst ending

SEE THIS MAN?
GIVE HIM NOTHING.
HE DESERVES NOTHING.

Fucking hell, yes he did. He has the quintessential "bullied fat kid who pissed himself" look.

The only time Chris ever looked presentable was in that brief period of time where he had a stubble.

Take him up on that $10 blowjob offer.

I always thought this as well.

>this september will be 8 years since we lost Bob
Feels bad man

I will never understand why people use that bangs down haircut

Chris Chan? More like Chris Chad.

It's Christine, and your bigotry isn't welcome on 4channel.

What did he smell like haha?

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tsh... shiiieeeet

Reminder that chris chan shaves with no shaving cream and is therefore more manly than everyone in this thread
youtube.com/watch?v=fZ4A_Wr90L4

>remortgaging a house you had paid off
Their entire bloodline is fucking retarded.

youtube.com/watch?v=TP0S-OQslLc

>Chris chan will be 40 in only a few years
>remember when he turned 30

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I saw him driving
Sonichu license plate

How is that special?

Nigger plaese, I shave with just water AND MY BLOOD.

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bruh look at his big ass head

Flee in terror

Got the one where he was doing reps with the "50 pound" (or something like that) lemonade 12 pack boxes?

how disgusted do you think he would be if he saw what Chris has become after he died? Do you think he would try to end him?

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who's a bigger loser
chris or his film critic step brother

truly an alpha male
youtube.com/watch?v=Ynemk-Wy1-I

I doubt he'd live through that resurrection, if he found out what happened with the house's mortgage.

CURSE

how is he still alive?

what the fuck is shaving cream? i shave with a razor blade and water

>tfw remember when he turned 25 in that dumb Birthday Message when I was 14
>tfw now a year older than he was in that video

severely disgusted. it's enough that chris sold everything bob had spent his life collecting and passed on to chris, but to see everything else? he'd fucking murder chris.

anyone have that video where he did a video where he tried to dress and act "normal" while touring his town and he just looked like a dude from Smash Mouth? He even put a bunch of fake tattoos and a soul patch on himself

I shave with soap

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youtube.com/watch?v=MD4AulkzdJE

Sorry did I say "50 pounds"? I think I meant "OVER" 50 pounds. God damn. How can you even compete with that? And his form is on fucking point too, as usual.

A classic video. Thanks lad.

Ask him seriously what he's planning to do when his mother croaks

Unironically if he just did that he'd probably have a real GF and a much happier life, I am honestly dumbfounded

ngl he looks surprisingly average in this video. Also I like how the cameraman's identity is still a fucking mystery.

i have never been so glad that this board does not allow sound, still spooked the shit out of me tho

why does the start of his eyebrows slowly edge upwards as he gets older?

>those tattoo sleves

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he looks like an npc from crazy taxi

.

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The edits are pretty funny.

The mercy killing Bob was unable to do the first time around. He'd put his boy out of his misery and then himself too.
youtube.com/watch?v=vGEr3VAjhDk

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>THE CITY IS GONNA FORCIBLY HELP US BY CONDEMNING OUR PROPERTY DON'T TELL THEM!!!!

And this is why cities condemn properties.

youtube.com/watch?v=RRNSnltH1i4

I wonder if chris is still keeping up with his workout regiment.

He'd straight up murder him

>Bob Defense Force in full effect
Bob was horrible father, perhaps even a worse parent than Barb.

But why the boobs...?

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>got into OneyPlays because of the compilation of them talking about Chris Chan
>it got deleted off youtube for some reason and never reuploaded
feels bad

this
reminder that bob was just as bad

>tfw listened to the chat bob had with the trolls one time
>seems like a really interesting dude you could have a beer with and just talk about engineering and shit
Chris didnt deserve him

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>actively encouraged Chris to fuck up his life by not getting him any sort of help or treatment
>people act like that letter he wrote actually means anything after 30+ years of neglect while he lived off his kid's disability
What a piece of shit.

i forgot he existed for almost a year. what was were his latest hijinks?

No matter how loud he screeches about his supposed 'power', he simply does not have the guts (or physical strength) to actually kill anyone unless it's Barb just out of mercy.

Tell her she can have her way with me.

why do I keep seeing this and "have sex" everywhere lately? did Yea Forums finally leak out after all these years?

I would have rear ended him.

>Giving Chris MORE money to waste on games instead of getting a job

what the fuck that was hilarious

I was in the other lane and too busy laughing to, sorry.

is he in charlotte nc?

I just run an electric razor over my face in like 1 minute, no idea why people need to do some special ritual

I'm sure he was nice enough on the surface, and maybe mellowed out in his twilight years, but he was definitely not a saint if Cole Smithy is to be believed. He was also part of the reason why Chris didn't get the proper help he needed when he needed it.

But above all else, he had really bad taste in women and very poor pull out game.

I mean, at this point it's just more fuel thrown on an unending fire, he's past the point of no return.

Why you gotta hate a literal autist?

what the FUCK

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wait why
what retarded american law is that?

Sniffmind

>that sign

i bet he was Imaging him and chris working on a bicycle or a soapbox. i never wanted this feel, user.

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>I wonder if chris is still keeping up with his workout regiment.

Spoiler alert: he isn't.

cwc - rolling and trolling

pretend the dimensional merge is happening by telling him I saw some cartoon characters, and that some of them were actually looking for him.

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How did they manage this?
How is Chris still alive?
How is Chrischan even real?
Dear lord

Kek

>We'll never get a CWC Biopic with Clint Eastwood as Bob and Anjelica Huston as Barb

if only...

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It's common for autists not to like strangers cutting their hair, which is why they usually just end up with autism hair. Either he cut it himself or his mum did it and neither or them are competent at anything let alone cutting hair.

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I pull every hair out individually while slapping the ground like an ape and impregnating every female within a three mile radius.

find solace in the fact you'll never be such a disappointment to your dad, user.

Where does Liquid rank?

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>chris actually said he wanted to fuck her
>they spooned multiple nights after their house burned down

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>It's common for autists not to like strangers cutting their hair,
maybe they should stop trying to fucking talk to me then
do you job, not socialize

Oh god I don't like people cutting my hair and only cut it myself. Fuck.

I-is there a point to using cream? I thought it was just glorified 12 dollar face soap.

your*

yeah I'm thinking he's back

>Recognize every person in this image and can explain their place in Christory
I'm in too deep

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No fucking clue how I missed Liquid right there, I guess autism might be contagious.

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>I saw him driving
jesus fucking christ, he drives!?

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IAN BRANDON SOMETHING

Who are the ones in shit tier?

JULAAAAAY

>never kept up with chris-chan during the heyday despite being here the entire time
>finally read up on him a few years ago
>that week of depression/fear where you recognize the parts of your life that are similar to his and you're afraid that you'll one day be just like him

stare too long at the abyss and the abyss stares back and all that I guess

If you see this vehicle flee.

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I can't believe they gave him a driver's license.

Was this the most normal version of Chris?

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>not knowing about Michael Snyder
newfag

Bob had patents and was a decent electrical engineer. The Cole smithy files are no doubt true and he certainly was a tad racist and certainly didn't understand Chris but I think Bob was more a product of his time.

He was an intelligent fucker too. If Chris got the help he needed he probably could have introduced Chris to all of his engineering skills. Chris could have been completely different perhaps...

Chris is the one and only autismkino, the longest running internet show in history, a real life Truman Show, of course we're in too deep, we'll be watching this until he dies. For years it seemed like Chris would always wiggle out of trouble somehow, but the passing of Terry Davis brings back the fact he's just human, no matter how much of an autist he is, once Barb is gone, we'll be entering the final season.

Today's Chris has been mainly shaped by the years of internet torment, sure he'd have been a failure anyway, but nowhere near as nightmarish as he is today.

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This feels like an adult swim sketch holy fuck

Thank god that I'm on a different continent. We have our own version of Chris-Chan over here, that is slightly less retarded.

>Pickle man not in great tier
youtube.com/watch?v=1cVdNCXTUB4
He's like the Wesker to Chris's... Chris.

>that time mary lee walsh didn't get a job because they googled her name

This fuckin pic always gets me

Looks like he's from fucking smash mouth

You'd have to actually be retarded not to get one considering you can retake the test as many times as you need. He probably failed a few times at least.

If you're German, I know EXACTLY who you're talking about.

Who?

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Bingo, user

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>bob on the dark
>chris in the light
This was the last time they spoke as friends

Based and drachen pilled

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Someone with Chris-chan's powerlevel? This cannot be.

He’s the main character of Christian Weston Chandler’s Adult Chronicles, how is he not videogames?

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE
WITH THE SOUND OF
HAAAAAAUUUU AAAAB

>breathe it in

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>2020 election next year
Imagine how hard chris is gonna sperg once trump wins re-election

We have a good year ahead of us lads

youtu.be/vl7TXyuo4AU
He's less autistic but much, much more stupid.

will i ever make it oh sonic totem.