Lowly dps and tank players should always thank and commend their healer

Lowly dps and tank players should always thank and commend their healer.

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You are lonely, not because you lack friends, but because you are unhappy with yourself.
You are unhappy with yourself because you are useless and pathetic, and you haven't achieved any of your goals in life.
Even if you had friends, you'd still be sad, because friends won't fix what's wrong with you.
You try to turn to internet roleplaying as an escape, but you roleplay as a weak anxious screwup. Instead of overcoming your issues, you get addicted to them.
You are going to kill yourself one day. The sooner you do it, the less of a burden you'll be on the people around you.

I always extend my "gratitude" to the healer, and it's always well-received.

you make this thread everyday

holy shit based

If you grab my ponytail and slap me, I promise I'll be a good healer and make sure you never die.

absolutely fucking based

not hard to figure that out on a site like this since it applies to most

Can I thank Mercy by sniffing her butthole and eating out her ass and pussy while she sits on my face?

okay, open your mouth and stick your tongue out

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Fuck that. we're all puzzle pieces for an effective team. If anyone thanks me, i just thank em back for being good little killers

This is my new copypasta. I will use it for every thread on Yea Forums. I won't even read the topic

>and you haven't achieved any of your goals in life.
Jokes on you! My only goal in life is to not have any goals, and by having achieved that, I've failed my only goal, so I guess the joke is on me.
I don't have any Joker pictures saved, so have the closest thing alphabetically.

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I wish I had a qt healer to bully and slap around

only if my healer is Piccolo

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stop
before i start giving you personal information

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just rub one out and move on

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but its more fun and feels better with another person

he's right, you might as well be a part of the 40%

Very nice

Do it.

But, I can't!
That's against the rules of 4channel.
I could be banned and I don't want to be banned.

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Post discord

based
don't have any joker pic either sadly

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holy mother of based

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When does she want to get bred? I'm ready anytime

Fixed it, fuck Mercy.

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tfw kinda wanted to try this but im gay and it seems like its mostly geared towards women and autogynephiles
that and most of the games everyone plays for this stuff sucks dick

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most healer characters in vidya are female if there's no character-creator option and most male-only healer games don't lend themselves well to le healslut stuff (ie medic in tf2), most people posting about it are in the same boat as you and they're just fantasizing about having a train run on them by the rest of their team

and I go and think that no one gets me, but then there's a post like this

MAKE MERCY REAL
REE

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Lol

no

pretty

I do though. I grab them by the wrists, pin them up against a wall, and then I tell them they did an excellent job and leave.

Is there anything more beautiful than mommy Mercy with black men?

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>they're just fantasizing about having a train run on them by the rest of their team

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Oi m8 you got a loicense for that there dookie postie?

>most people posting about it are in the same boat as you and they're just fantasizing about having a train run on them by the rest of their team
sounds like a pretty limited kink/fantasy, but i guess thats its called a healSLUT

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Yeah. Sissy white boys cosplaying as mommy mercy with black men

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Having mommy mercy feminize you and shove you into a black man

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*unzips unwashed for 3 weeks phimotic cock with a pube sticking out of the end*

this but unironically

cute. post em.

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This

n-no. I'm not some slut

Op btfo.

I don't know why, but interracial really makes me throb when I'm touching myself, just watching those big black things pound those girls into submission like that...

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Imagine having an online game be so dead that you have to shill it on Yea Forums with softcore porn every day for months on end

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ebin pasta XDDD

Its called empathy. Its the downfall of all bbc addicts

>healslut thread

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You're in the wrong board user, here let me help you

You are wrong
Mercy is not for healing
She is for battle
youtube.com/watch?v=c4UMxai5NZo

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Seething mercy role player.

>tfw talking to another sissy punching bag
I can't help myself anymore i get a new one the second i break the old one in

>tfw doctor making 90k salary doing what I love and still having time to play vidya on weekends for 12 hour long sessions seeing these posts
Am I not supposed to be here anymore?

its a pasta.

What if I'm just a pervert?

Just angry /pol/ kids

you're right, i'm the slut here. and i want to see your dicks. post em.

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Is your goal in life to just soullessly exist and consume till death? If so, congratulations.

This, seriously.
I'm close, I just need to see what you got.

alright
you asked for it

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I'm a brave knight,not some lowly whore.

Guys, I really wish I was Hana "If your MMR is low you have to go." Song.

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Sorry my cock is too smol for sluts. Its just a little 4 and a bit incher

You're still not getting any potions.

big or smol, we suck 'em all

>be hana's bf
>mmr drops
>she cucks you
i-it wasn't meant to be like this

the absolute state of Yea Forums and white "people"

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Post discord, you slut.

no please
im not ready for this
i just wanted to tease you a little

come on now, you know the size doesn't matter. i want to fantasize about cleaning it with my mouth, you dork.

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>Mfw when i play healer on /wpsg/ guild and the tanks dont even have right or real tank spec

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but that image is of an off-tank

Too bad, time to own up. Bend over.

C’mon. We all know a subby little slut like you will break down and post your information eventually. It’s not a question of if, it’s when.

Is this the fatmercy.png poster?

hey, can i get some (you)s too?

Splashshit is a fucking terrible artist. Stop posting his western trash.

open wide

Take them like the slut that you are.

Whore

Considering last time, This is now a Battleborn thread.
There's only CHAD SUPPORTS in Battleborn.
No time to suck dick when you're too busy being a credit to the team

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i hate that you guys post cute girls while saying this stuff. i feel deceived

Fuck off Randy

But user, the only eastern stuff I have is some cute pictures of Pip.

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Girls are gross
A guy knows how to make you feel good.

the way you talk makes my hips wiggle

post more splashbrush

Gas yousef

Here, have a guy.

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Why is that user? What is the lie you're perceiving?

if a guy can't cosplay it it's not a guy

That 2D girls wanna sick my dick

Based

good. "wiggle" your pants off and show me your penis already. i want to get off to the idea of cleaning under your foreskin with my tongue, and sucking the whole thing clean.

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If your dumb ass wants to win you will keep your tank healed. No excuses. You signed up for this when you chose healer

Every role in an mmo is just as fucking easy stop having your dumb pissing contests trying to make yourself feel more important

But the Genji ...
ZZZ

>A fucking logo in the corner
Trash has been unironically one if the best boards

b-but it's dirty, user
i haven't cleaned in a few days and I've been too busy to jack off lately, so it's all built up underneath the sheath

That just sounds like you trying to get out of doing your job. I don't want to hear any more bullshit excuses out of you. You are going to keep me healed so I can carry your sorry ass, got it?

And what's wrong with that, hmmm~?

but that's exactly what i want, user. don't make me beg. let me see it.
>I've been too busy to jack off lately
well after i finish cleaning you up, id even give you a nice handjob to relieve your stress. you can finish anywhere you'd like.

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wtf Mercy's boobies aren't that big

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kill yourself

but if I post it here, I'll get banned
the prospect of a handjob and a facial sounds too good to pass up though

why are white men like this

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You rubbed them too much, and they got bigger, user.

>I'll get banned
fair enough. i won't force you to do anything you don't want to
>facial
good choice. id love to feel all your backed-up semen on my face.

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society

>sub feminine female healer and dom muscly male DPS
>sub feminine male healer and dom muscly female DPS
which is better and why is it the second one?

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any other way to send you the pics?
kind of interested in more of this

cope

Aren't DPSes usually the more slender anime-protagonist-looking types? It's the tanks that are usually burly.

Stop, you have to stop

post your discord fucking slut

Yeah, fair point. My bad.

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Drop your discord, you slut.

Nice thread.

Every day I have to share this world with you faggots.

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Shut up and bend over.

why is a fucking video game board gayer than a literal gay board? how the fuck does this even work?

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yes please

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Get the fuck out of my role you worthless trash

Joke's on you, I never had goals

No trannies allowed on Yea Forums - LGB

steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko

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don't worry user I'll give you the (you) wanted

I'll thank them by blessing their womb with my seed.

>womb

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posts like these make me wish I was a girl so I could be a healslut
is there something wrong with me

delicious

it means you're gay, does that count as wrong?

but I find men to be gross

being a tranny doesnt mean you have to have sex with guys

then why do you wanna be a healslut

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Um, excuse me, why aren't all of these healer's holes filled right now?

I've never been appreciated for being there for anyone and I would like to be

Yes, there's something wrong with you. It means you're a closet slut. You deserve to be punished.