This is the eulogy of my Favorite Colonist I've ever had in Rimworld >Be me >be playing Rimworld >Have a colony of 4 people >crops are plenty >Food is abundant >Health is high >Friendly with all neighboring factions >All is Well
BEEP BEEP RAID TIME MOTHERFUCKER
>Looks at the raiders >Buch of tards with knives and clubs >All my 4 guys have guns (Bolt action rifles and revolvers) >gg2ez.png >All me men take post and fire upon the tards >One charges in with the power of pure autism >TheTardStrangthIsStrongWithThisOne.wav >Beats the shit out of 2 of my guys >Other two subdue her >Take her prisoner >Recrute her after 6 months to my colony >Her name is Poole >Call her Poll >Poll has solid stats and has a 13 in melee combat >Holy fucking shit this guy is good >Poll equips her self with nothing but a knife, a leather duster jacket, and a cowboy hat >2 years in game go by and the colony has grown to a population of 8, with three dogs, two cows, a warg and an attack deer named Bently >Poll is considered one of the colony >Winter has come >Poor Crop Yield >Sparce game to hunt >Food starts to run low as the winter progresses >Power starts to run low as multiple eclipses have rendered my solar panels useless >The cold sets in as the temperature drops too -10C, everyone is starving >Im going to have to slaughter most of my animals to feed my people. >Then I see it...
Beep Beep Rare Thrumbo
>See a single, giant, ancient, majestic alien beast walk into my territory. >They are hard to kill, requiring many expert shooters to take down >I ready all my men who are proficient in shooting and line them up agest the defensive walls the surround our colony. >Send out the new guy with an SMG to argo the magnificent creature >He fires and hits the beast >As it lets out a roar of rage he runs back to the defenses >LockAndLoad.mp3 >All of my men open fire on the beast and it barrels towards the wall >The beast is unfazed Continue?
Hahahha you typed all that and no one will read it
Bentley Phillips
Continue ya dumb nig, otherwise the thread is kill.
Parker Cook
has anyone made a wagon mod to transport shit yet?
Luis King
Pt2 coming up next!
Ian Miller
Look up "industrial rollers mod" idk if that's what you need though
Elijah Sanchez
go on nigger a thread died for this already
Hudson Bennett
>not pretyping You had one job
Lincoln Diaz
>The beast burst through the wall sending my men into a panic >They all retreat to a bridge to hold off the beast from >mfw half of my men are being trampled and squished by this thing >First one goes down >Then another >Then another >Back the last one of my gunners so that he can shoot at the creature >Then I see it >Poll comes charging in, knife in hand >The gunner (Named Nos) shoots at the Thrumbo as it tramples one of my colonists > 15-Year-old colonist name Trumpet goes down >The Thrumbo has broken through the line and is about to wreak havoc on my colony >only two colinist remains, Nos and Poll >Poll immediately charges in with her knife and stabs at the Thrumbo >Nos takes the opportunity to fire upon the beast as Poll slices its ankles up >The Beasts starts to weaken with the combined forces of Nos' expert marksmanship and Poll's tard strength >Poll stats taking heavy damage >an hour of combat goes by >Both sides take heavy damage as the Duo dance around the great beast >Finaly, Poll falls. >Nos takes one last shot as the Thrumbo as it bears down on him. >The beast falls >Holyfuck.mp3 >Send all of my noncombat colonists to save the others >Look at Poll >2 hours untill bleed out >Fuck! >Prioritize Poll's medication >Medic Lillith takes medicine and starts treatment >Watch as time drops to 1 hour, then seconds >Wound patched >Next wound >Patched
Beep Beep MEdical Emergency!
>No Fucking Shit! >See as the timer drops to seconds as each wound is patched up only to have the next wound start the timer all over again.
Beep Beep Trumpet has died
>There goes the sex slave boy >All focus on Poll until...
Beep Beep Poll has died
>I sit back in my chair >I look at my colonists who stop all work and just stand there for an hour, then go to bed >Theres not much more you can do I guess. Pt 3 Coming
>Next morning I see some of my Colonists taking Poll and Trumpet's bodies to the mass grave I have saved for bandits >OhHellNo.wav >I put some graves down and set some flowers to be grown. >My colonists do what they can with the materials they have >I see some statues that Trumpet had made >Move them over to the new graveyard >Watch as Poll and Trumpet are buried under a tree >For the next year colonists go by the graveyard to pay their respects >The Thrumbo meat was enough to keep the colony fed for the rest of winter
A Year Later
>The Colony flourishes as new recruits flock to us >But the memory of Poll and Trumpet is not lost >Artisans make statues to Poll, showing her fighting the Thrumbo >It is Summer now >Be me >Have a colony of 14 - 2 people >Crops are Plenty >Food is abundant >Health is High >Friendly with all neighboring factions >The Graveyard only has two bodies >All is Well >The Colony of Demalta flourishes
Guys is it hard surviving the 15 days when you start the ship reactor
Oliver Cox
>Until a poison ship lands in the middle of your shit and you get exterminated by scythers
Easton Wright
No. I was surprised by how easy it was. I spent way too much time preparing. Don't get me wrong you get raided and attacked more than usual but that's really it. If you have good defenses that don't require many colonists to man them nothing really changes.
Easton Nelson
>Not having attack elephants and rhinos to tank scythers
Sebastian Jenkins
I think it might depend on the storyteller/how far into the game you are, it was very hard for me and I had a lot of mechanoids
Rimworld is objectively an incomplete game that needs mods. You may not notice in your first playthrough but the game is very-barebones and it's not surprising considering Tynan half-assed the final 6 months. As much as i enjoy my time with it,once you notice the cracks in gameplay it becomes very hard not to exploit it.
Jeremiah Peterson
Mods that make the game easier are stupid, it's already too easy once you have a stable colony
Cameron Wood
>once you notice the cracks in gameplay it becomes very hard not to exploit it. I agreed with you until this. Rimworld's problem is that it feels like it's missing things or that certain things are place holders (like raids). What can you "exploit"?
Jonathan Perry
I know, I didn't feel bad at all about pirating it after each update.
Robert Jenkins
Its not making the Game easier tho. It takes a lot of research, resources and planning to get the nuclear reactor up and running.
Yea but it contributes to the issue I mentioned. Rimworld gets easier as you progress, that's not how a game should work. Adding something that removes the danger posed by random events like eclipses or raids (if you've used vents near the outskirts) just makes that late phase of the game even easier. The fact that it takes resources and research means nothing because at that point it's easy to sit comfortably while that stuff just piles up/gets done.
Hudson Scott
Nope, the nuclear reactor adds a lot of good gameplay to the game.
>at that point it's easy to sit comfortably not really, as the colony grows they demand more energy for defense, food production, heating etc. maybe I should also mention that my Rimjobworld people live in a ice desert with -40 degrees celsius.
