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NOOOO EPIC GAMES EXCLUSIVES WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL STEAM
NOOOO EPIC GAMES EXCLUSIVES WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL STEAM
Christian Martinez
Angel Williams
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Jeremiah Cruz
>3d will make factorio more interesting
Jose Jones
One of those nine copies probably belongs to egg head, lol.
Angel Rodriguez
I feel like the absolute bottom trash on Steam will easily sell 9 copies as long as it has trading cards and some meme emotes.
But hey, that's all just bloat amirite?
Jackson Taylor
>9
Surely they mean that day, or something? How can a game only sell 9 copies
Camden Young
are these the basedboys that said dont pirate or something?
Jackson Morgan
>down to 9
They only have 9 left, or they only sold 9? Because the latter just sounds pathetic, almost impossible. A game shilled that hard on this site should've gotten at least 100 sales.
Cameron Mitchell
Aren't they getting some money out of the exclusivity deal alone?
Better to get a month's rent and sell 9 copies than just selling 9 copies on steam
Cameron Anderson
It's a joke. Context was someone saying they wouldn't sell 10 copies on EGS.
Joshua Cooper
Wasn't this game free to play as early access for a week just before launch or something?
Lincoln Thompson
>make retarded business decision
>don't get profit for it
>"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW FUCK YOU ENTITLED GAMERS HOW COULD WE SEE THAT COMING!
Benjamin Reyes
I really hope this is real. Laughing at that fucking shill now who wouldn't stop spamming threads on here.
Jonathan Moore
>tweet
>pepe
>reee
>false flagging
nu-v in a nutshell
Owen Nelson
That's still an awful joke
Luis Foster
>I was merely pretending to be a flop
What's up, game devs?
Gabriel Walker
JUST
Lucas Brown
Is there anything to do in this game yet after you set up some simplistic production lines and ran around picking up alien poop?
Easton Baker
I agree but context is important.
I am 100 in the fuck Satisfactory camp. I was hype for it before EGS but fuck them.
No. Just providing context for people who don't know it. They can go fuck themselves.
Jose Wright
>check their tweeter feed
>PIRACY IS STEALING!
>IF YOU DON'T LIKE EPIC STORE JUST DON'T BUY IT!
i guess people really took their advice.
Benjamin Kelly
Joshua Morgan
>that tweetreply to a piratechad where they're absolutely seething
why are piratechads so based?
Jordan Turner
>9 copies sold
>meanwhile, Dauphong is showing 250+ peers on TPB
Landon Nguyen
>shitpost
>shitpost gets shitposted back awkwardly
>shitpost requires shitposting to spill into Yea Forums to explain the shitposting
wonderful
Cameron Watson
the good ones just don't give a fuck
Brody Powell
Down to 9 means they sold more than that but a few people got a refund, so now they're down to 9 sold.
I wonder if the other "exclusive" games on the epic store have sold as shit as this one.
Angel Perry
they're mature, woke devs, so tehy cant let a single thing go by unaddressed
if you're not snarking, you're not living
Lincoln Ramirez
>being salty as fuck with potential customers on twitter cause they rejected your shitty choice in a launcher
that's gonna be a laff from me
Colton Cox
But according to this they did sell more than 10 copies, but refunds brought them down to 9.
Gavin Flores
the devs are notorious shitposters tho. they've definitely sold more than 9 copies total.
Eli Long
Very good, user.
Thomas Gray
that's the joke. they're just shitposting. they even told some rando to fuck off via their official twitter account
William Turner
>it's a joke
I'd have assumed that, but if they're actually happy with their sales why are they risking angering Epic? Indies are retards I guess so who knows, like that dumbass who threatened to kill Gaben and got blacklisted.
Anthony Edwards
Can you even pirate the game
Mason King
>this is supposed to make pirates feel bad and buy their shitty game on an inferior platform
Juan Nguyen
But Tim already paid for their pirated copies.
Adrian Parker
if all of the copies are pirated then Epic loses money
the developers want Epic to make a profit so when they make another game Epic will consider buying them again. If Epic doesn't make a profit then Epic won't give them any money in the future. The developers are just trying to guilt trip you into buying it and lying about it
Carter Scott
Bentley Reed
>indies are retards I guess
Take solace in the fact that you haven't read the Satisfactory FAQ yet or you'll get a very clear picture of what kind of studio they are (especially given their track record of Sanctum and Goat Simulator).
Jackson Smith
Wall Street Crash of 1929
Ryan Nguyen
Guess the sales weren't satisfactory
Isaac Green
What are they complaining about? Doesn't Epic pay them anyway? Isn't that the whole reason why they sold their asshole to a platform everyone hates?
Jaxson Williams
>the reactionary autistic toddlers who browse this board to get offended at everything can't understand a joke
Unsurprising. This place has really become a /r9k/ Tumblr.
Michael Murphy
>hello, is this the epic refund hotline ?
Nolan Diaz
some Swedish faggot tasked with managing their twitter is crying about the total of 9 sales and calling pirates criminals for telling him that the game would have sold better if it was on Steam. The account manager also acting like a 12 year old girl
Joseph Roberts
>all those replies roasting the shit out of them
Julian Brown
>Criminal
>Piracy is even legal in Sweden
Angel Harris
>Falling for shitpost
Sasuga OP
John Reed
Based Jace
William Morgan
lol, I've pirated games that more people worked longer on
what a bunch of fags
Adam Bailey
How is this game different from infinifactory?
Wyatt Green
It has progression gated by 'exploration' where you awkwardly build ramps through bullshit terrain to pick up alien poop that's stuck on top of a cliff or tree
Nathaniel Powell
i am glad i get my games free off the PES
Cooper Baker
>it's a "devs blame their consumers" episode
hold up, we just had that last week with YIIK
Noah Davis
>Tfw seeding just to spite Coffie stain