Now I will buy your game
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vocaroo.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
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gay
All of this modern genderfluid bullshit and none of it appeals to the senses.
Amd that's when you realize it's simply a revolt against the standard of beauty.
>female elves have larger penises than males
Now I'll DEFINITELY buy your game.
Or pirate it.
but how big are the balls?
i like a set of large plump testicles
You forgot that this shit actually never happened in any video game to begin with. This is an off-topic shitposting thread.
The identitarian world view and modern technocratic socialism that comes with it are direct results of postmodernism.
Male looks way more cute desu and i'm not even gay
you have no idea what any of those words mean
INSTANT BUY
>draw 2 grills
>call one a boy
>males look like twinks
i'm straight, but i'd fuck both
balled and ballspilled
pornhub.com
twitter.com/wowie_meowie
Stop watching porn you faggot
Start making porn you faggot
What?
Maybe someday.
all elf bois should look like that and all elf girls should look like pic related
It definitely appeal to my senses
>Maybe someday.
no, stay pure
>elves should not look like elves
I'm glad it's not for you to decide.
Not video games.
This but unironically
>this slut
>pure
That is not how elves look either.
Stop derailing threads about video game discussion.
>tfw no elf gf (female or trap)
If that's what makes someone pure or not, what about the porn I've already made...?
Be nice, I'm very pure.
Oh I can post plenty of VIDEO GAME elves the whole day.
This was never an on-topic video game thread. Either stop bumping it or report everything off-topic.
Sounds like you're not so pure then...
It's not that hard to tell
>eyelashes
>lips
>blush
>browbone
>hair texture
I'm only for the man I love, that's pretty pure...
>round ears
You can't just draw a swedish guy in girly armor and call him an elf
Sorry, I'm just messing with you.
Yeah, I wonder why the ears in that pic are so round too. Anyway VIDEO GAME elves.
You keep begging for dick everywhere but no one seems to bite. What's going on?
>like elves because longhair+no body hair
>jap developers turns them into girls
>west developers barely ever use elves
Does that mean you love all of us then?
>adult female
>teenage boy
Oh gee
BEGONE TRANNY!
>I'm only for the man I love, that's pretty pure...
>has posted pornographic media of themselves online and actively shills it
Give me male elves with these bodies
>draw flat chested girl
>call her a boy
you fucks WISH you had hips like that, you never will
I hate it when they make elves ugly.
ok cool thanks jp
Pelinal, you fuck. you said there would be elves.
Begging for dick? Surely you have me mistaken with someone else...
I wouldn't do it with just anyone...
Hormone therapy changes where the body stores fat
I love it, since I can like elves for so many reasons that have nothing to do with masturbation. And if it keeps plebs like you away, even better.
Impossible; all male elves are lanklets. Maybe dorfs but not elves.
But Tolkien
But it will never change one's bone structure, faggot.
Then why do you post porn of yourself here?
>All the trannies posting cute 2D traps itt
You fucking wish you could pull it off just as well. No amount of hormone injections will ever make your gross distorted freak bodies look like that.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why not?
Because most--if not all--faggots are promiscuous .
I love his works, but there is no reason to endlessly copy it. "Elves" are a flexible concept and don't need to rely on superficial beauty to be good.
you got bone-shaving operations for that
You're a dirty whore.
Yes
That's true but those soft hips are fat, not bones. Male and female skeletons are pretty similar.
I am not.
It kind of goes against the image of "purity" you're trying to convince us of.
>can smuggle naked tomboys on SFW boards by calling them traps
cute legs
>make porn of oneself
>post it online for all the world to see
You're a dirty AIDS ridden filthy whore, like all homos are.
We know you are here you tranny loving faggot mods. Stop erpging and delet this thread.
Their fucking eyebrows piss me off
Do more videos.
Thanks!
There's a difference between that and doing it with just anyone. I don't have any STDs and I intend to keep it that way, I don't enjoy casual sex.
Give me elves with these bodies, left if male, right if female.
True.
>everything is narrative
>i decide the words (narrative) that define me
Postmodernism is an offshoot of cultural marxism.
>You will never get fucked by a cute femboy
Is this the only way for you to get attention?
Would be better reversed, busty futa and flat chested girls are both patrician.
Give me a few months.
Not really, no.
That greentext doesn't sound so bad though
Then why do you keep doing it?
>Give me a few months.
No, do it now.
Fit boys are better than skeletons anyway.
>Starting to like femboys
>girl
I don't know how I feel about this. Futa is still shit and will always be shit
I see no reason not to.
I'm a boy, not a tranny.
>one person means a board of tens of thousands is infested
you and that faggot should both have sex with each other, it'd be very cute
>Futa is still shit
based fujo w/ standards
LONDON
What reason is there to keep doing it?
>i'll never impregnate Meowie
Based and Silvermoonpilled
Fuck Alliance niggers
Are you saying I was a skeleton before? I'm going to be fit afterwards, I'm just at the start of my cut right now so I've got a bit more weight on me than is preferable.
Give me one!
oh Yea Forums, if you only KNEW the game i had in mind, you would FUND IT
>tens of thousands
user, there are only 11 different people posting on Yea Forums. That's 9 others besides you and I.
>implying this doesn't happen all the time
You're a freak, that's what you are
Atleast answer my question.
Broken maternal instinct.
P O S T M O D E R N I S M
>white knighting some faggot weeb
YIKES
Female / Faggot
I meant give me a reason to stop, I apologize.
I'm a pretty normal person aside from this.
>Broken maternal instinct.
You're probably right because I'm really into gentle femdom and shota
I'm not white knighting anyone, the constant off topic "muh this board is so bad now /pol/ /pol/ god i love complaining" lowers the board quality.
You and I are lowering the board quality right now even talking about it when we could be discusisng IVDEO GAMDES
If we wouldn't have these faggotry enabling mods this shit would not be that bad.
>that armor
I actually wondering if anime really causes brain damage.
This isn't how conversations work. You're meant to answer people's questions before throwing out your own. I can't give you a reason to stop if you won't tell me why you do it.
I just want to masturbate to anime girls with dicks, is that really such a crime?
>they turned Shun into a girl instead of a trap
waste
I don't really think about why I do it, I just do!
BASED
traps being femdommed it absolute peak of porn
So you're commited to just giving non-answers?
I fucking hate faggots so much
You keep posting cute anime girls, but i know you look like narcissa.
Shun's not a trap, he's just a sissy.
time to buy a strapon
>when we could be discusisng IVDEO GAMDES
This thread was never ivdeo gamdes.
>Draw a girl, call it a boy
why is this thread still fucking here god damnit
All i can hear is the pillar men theme when looking at images of buff men.
My hope is i can become a buff guy and hear it all the time.
FASTER!
Now I will buy your game
my favorite kind of threads
No, that just is my answer. When I originally started doing this, it was for validation because I wanted anonymous opinions of my body. Now I just do it out of habit!
I look like a regular dude, I'm not on hormones, I don't wear makeup, I don't have a weird diet, nothing like that.
>negative angle for ears
yikes
>muh /pol/ boogyman
You're the one defending tranny posting, tranny
Why is Yoko Taro the only dev willing to put canon futanari in his games?
that's my point, he was just a feminine boy in the original, but they turned him into a girl in the Netflix series, a trap would've been better
Wasn't there an actual animal where the females actually have girldicks that they dick down the males with?
Some kind of hyena I think?
it looks more subby, i like it
holy fuck like
you had to post a twitter screencap of the image itself and some nobody secondary talking about it like an absolute faggot
why couldnt you just post the image man
what the fuck
Someone make virgin trap vs chad futa
if you go up through the reply chain you will see I did not mention /pol/ first. Now, because this thread isn't video games and has become derailed I will simply close the tab. Because if I don't like a thread I can just ignore and report it, I don't spend hours of my life crying about transexuals on 4channel, and by doing so give those trannies the attention they desire (like you are doing retard)
this is exactly how i feel too. its the little things.
Out of habit? Seems like a pretty easy habit to break.
...
Because the janny is not done chatting. Or jacking off.
It gets better with each passing lines
>Futa is still shit and will always be shit
This
That's how I saved it. Feel free to post the original image if you have it. No reason to throw a tantrum.
That's a mermaid though
Maybe. I see no reason to stop however.
Because he's a closet faggot.
Here's your male elf, bro
The only thing you get out of it is attention, yet you claim you don't need this attention. Why keep doing it?
Really? Explain
>Because if I don't like a thread I can just ignore and report it
Ultimate cope. Telling faggots to KYS is the true spirit of shitposting, and you have failed at that simple task.
I've made a handful of friends from posting my stuff, I've got a handful of donations, I enjoy engaging with those who wish to engage me.
orcs > elves
Kainé is a replicant of a woman who was possessed by a demon manifesting as a dick and the replicant ended up having a dick too but no demonic infestation. Or something.
Here's your male elf, bro ;)
>strapon
Disgusting. Two lovers should enjoy one another's bodies without the need for toys, especially fake dicks, you absolute faggot.
Here's the original, just for you.
wowie
Back to your cont/a/inment board
CUTE!
I can't help but think that any "friendship" that started with them jerking off to porn of yourself would be pretty superficial and fake.
yes, they're very rare in videogames
some people call characters like Poison futas, but they're just traps with fake tits. Kainé is a true hermaphrodite
I already have one
and ofc its in a fucking faggot thread
>posting an actual video game elf
Madness.
There was some really good art showing off his face, but I can't find it now.
>not enjoying trap femdom
and you're calling ME a faggot?
Wowie zowie.
That's why I said a handful. I've had tons of people add me and only a rare few cared about me outside of someone else to jerk off to. I have a habit of staying at a distance to most people that just add me because of my blog.
>Elf woman are tall, muscular amazons with tits larger than their head, nuts the size of oranges, and a cock two feet long perpetually oozing spunk.
>Elf men are twiggy twinks no taller than 5’2” with an ass wider than their shoulders with wimpy dicks always locked up in chastity cages, advertising their status as total anal sluts
I will buy your game
stop doing this
i'll now buy your game
also checked
Iorveth was an evil, inhuman monster. Nothing he did can be justified.
t. racist royalist who'll get an arrow in his dick
op made this thread so he could post this ancient meme for (you)s from newfags
do not be fooled by his antics
SUPER checked
Female x Femboy is relationship kino.
Based and tits not required. Post feet instead.
Thanks for actually answering my questions. I hope those people really do care about you and if they do, don't forget to cherish them.
Yea Forums isn't a gay board, they said
bet he didn't expect his thread to be invaded and ruined by fags and trannies huh
Checked but
>No tits
>No bulge
No boner
>male and female skeletons similar
>female pelvis is always wider and a differint shape for birth canal
>this puts the hip joints at a different resting angle
>this is why women have hourglass shapes
seething tranny, you will never be a girl
witnessed
oh not the relativist post modern neo marxists again
They come and go. I don't get too attached to most people in my life. I do hope you understand that I wasn't trying to avoid the question, I just genuinely don't think too hard about it.
Madness amirite!?
Yea Forums has better taste and we should follow japs
This:
And he has also confirmed that the androids in Automata have interchangeable genitalia.
i want to breed you, but also be your friend
is that ok?
I do believe that you don't think too hard about why you do it but I also believe that there's always a reason behind what people do.
It's the partially female brain thing, say one thing, mean another thing. I'm sure you've dealt with roasties for long enough to see this behavior. The thing is, if any guy acted like that, we'd call it for what it is, mental illness.
Mai witcher husbando. Look at that jawline and dick sucking lips.
Only if you're okay with the idea of the former likely never happening unless you intend to become my boyfriend a well.
Maybe, I'm sure there are other reasons as well. Those are just a few I could come up with off the top of my head that sounded reasonable.
>ad in the page is some gayporn shit
ey wtf
>elves ever leaving the forest
Can't get to me. Enjoy wasting arrows on starving peasants.
Ad? You do realize advertising gay porn to someone already watching gay porn is probably a good idea, right?
Thanks for the effort then. Have a nice day.
Why are you back? Didn't the mods filter your shit? Can't you take that as a sign you're not wanted?
both of you need to get in a car accident
I wonder if this thread will get deleted before this tranny chatroom.
Iorveth is not for dicking! She is pure!
That is absolutely beautiful. Only a true friend would breed their friend.
I'd rather have female elves with those bodies desu.
Good thing I don't drive.
not surprised in the least @97
No problem user, I love you, please have a nice day yourself.
You can just reply normally, btw.
>she
Don't you dare insult him. He's perfect.
i'll be your husband, but only if you stop posting videos. my eyes demand exclusivity
>please give me (you)s
Sure, here you go!
how rude!
If I was with someone and that's what they wanted, that'd be more than fine by me. It sounds more fun to make new videos with them however!
>can report everything again
Good job.
oh, thank you
if you don't have a feminine face forget getting the attention of hetero males.
would you likee yo have a dick?
You're welcome.
...
My face is feminine enough that I get people mistaking me for a girl often enough in real life, but I'm getting older and I have no delusions that that will last forever. It's not a very important part of who I am.
>mods still haven't even deleted the porn links
Keep up the good work!
stay mad humies
why is this allowed
this image is for the retarded. Left is a female that has met puberty, right is not as close to puberty so male/female features aren't dominating. Someone mistaking a boy for a adult male is seriously brain damaged and also gay. You piece of shit
containment
ad revenue
lets the jannys and mods get their jollies
It wasn't. Mods banned his links but he's back somehow.
someone go on the irc and complain and a do solid for the rest of us
Sorry but THIS is what a real elf looks like.
And it's gone.
BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA
>My face is feminine enough that I get people mistaking me for a girl often enough in real life
This. Postmodern philosophy is sophistic dogshit.
I am however in my mid 20s, so it's not going to last forever.
go outside once in a while
it happens to everyone with long hair, dude is 27 and has been raped multiple times, his dad wasn't in his life either
Thanks for all the (You)s Yea Forums
You've brightened my day.
NA poison is non-canon, and JP poison is just a woman.
No problem. So are you a "girl"? If you are post pics plz.
It's only kind of implied maybe one time in the game, the rest is from some book I think. I have no idea why people act like it's such a big thing.
Yea Forums is extremely gay, but most repress it
you're welcome, attentionwhore
Impeccable taste user
At least properly represent me if you're going to tell others about me...
don’t game
don’t game
Glad you enjoyed it, slut.
Woman have an hourglass figure because of fat deposits on the hips and a thinner waist, not because of bones
nothing i said was a lie, i guess on the bright side you aren't going to have kids and only are going to bait other degenerates out of having kids as well so its a win win for humanity
He wears those tacky socks because they're the only """"sexy"""" clothing you can buy at Walmart.
I think user identifies as dude, whos gay, but likes to cross dress.
If im wrong and user identifies as a woman i would ask if transitioning was ever considered
Posting in a elf fag thread.
>tfw master god race bisexual + lolicon
Heterocucks are WORTHLESS
yeah tell that to /d/ lmao
Game?
I'm 25, I've never been raped and my stepdad was a large part of my life until he died, he did however die when I was very young.
It's only a fag thread since you posted here
What happened to your real dad?
>blood knight lore gets cucked
>gets pitied on by walking alien corpse
Ok, but if he's a very feminine dude it's even better. Honestly, I prefer that but most very feminine dudes just become "girls" so, eh, I usually just take that.
>I've never been raped
>I've never been raped
>I've never been raped
That's not what I heard on the grapevine.
Hey Buddy
repent or burn in hell forever
In that case remove the flatties entirely
hello friend thanks for the (you)
Was never part of my life. I've met him like once or twice.
Is that hard to believe...?
Well you've heard wrong.
>tranny liking traps but doesn't call them traps
What a surprise.
>I've never been raped
>If I mutilated my body I can finally transform in what I truly am!
>What do you mean a vast majority of trans suicide post op when they realize the stupidity?
>no father figure
>"step"dad died when you were young
I guess we understand why you turned out the way you did.
May you live in interesting times.
>mods tell us to "talk about video games!" but then they let threads like this go on unpunished
Mods are the ones killing the board, they take joy in enabling shitposters
based eco terrorist
>most very feminine dudes just become "girls"
that's even better as long as they don't chop their dicks off or get all involved in shitty SJW movements
I don't like the faggotry but I like those numbers.
>Is that hard to believe...?
I do believe you baby, but if you keep posting your butt on Yea Forums, you'll not remain rape-free for too long
>that's even better as long as they don't chop their dicks off
That's what I mean by "girls". Or even just the fake tits. The scars just look awful. I like it when they look as feminine as possible without operations.
I basically grew up without any parents. The moral of the story is if you don't want your kids to grow up like me, be around for them.
None of you know what I look like in real life, good luck raping me.
this pic is killing me
Explain
>Well you've heard wrong
Word around terag is that you said it yourself
And that's a good thing!
Glad to see you're doing well, Meowie. I do want to be a good friend and care for you, but I'm bad at social things.
Why am I being talked about there? I've never posted in Tera general, and I've not played that game in many many years.
>I use proper punctuation when speaking to an online male pretending to be female, I am mentally sound. Please take care. I care about you but due to my aspergers I am unable to make connections with other human beings.
kill yourself
>doesn't deny it
unironic yikes, now i feel bad that you got raped kind of
I wish to do sinful things to that elf
>this artist
i would do the fucking worst things to this elf. their ass would never be the same.
I think it's time to stop posting, user.
Right is better
I hope you're doing well, anonymous stranger!
I denied it several times, I didn't figure I had to again...
>None of you know what I look like in real life, good luck raping me.
i have every centimeter of your body memorized, every skin mark, every (microscopic, i must say) imperfection
avoid going to beaches
what do you say to the claim that you have admitted it yourself to a terag regular
These are cool as fuck. I really wanna get into warhammer stuff but I'm just a tesfag for now.
You have me added, actually. I just have to work up the courage to talk to you.
Where are the video games?
God, I fucking hate Meowie and his faggot followers. They always derail and kill threads with their 3DPD attention whoring.
>tfw have feminine hourglass structure from the thorax down but am a buff dude so have no advantage from it
Did you even see the thread title? Derailing what, exactly?
so guys them videogames, huh
I don't go to beaches as it is...
I didn't say that though...
I won't bite! I like to think I'm rather friendly when I can come up with stuff to say.
>Now I will buy your game
So this is pretty much mod-protected /vg/ autism?
boys with feminine faces and beatiful long hair but slender masculine bodies are the best, traps and fembois literally can't compete
Meowie stop bunny posting in Yea Forums ffxiv threads and come to /xivg/ already!
Looks like I'll be buying the deluxe collector's for 399$
It's not only this shitty thread. Every time someone makes a husbando/vidya boy/Link thread he appears, shills his shitty video and starts circlejerking along with other desperate faggots and then a mod kills the threads for turning into /soc/-lite.
Kill yourself.
>boys with feminine faces and beatiful long hair but slender masculine bodies are the best
aren't those just femboys?
that would literally just be competition because xivg is nothing but attention-whoring faggots like him
I have no interest in going to /xivg/.
Honestly it's better than the content posted in those threads.
It's more fun in xivg tho and you can get away with a lot more
cease your faggorty.
>Every time someone makes a husbando/vidya boy/Link thread he appears, shills his shitty video and starts circlejerking along with other desperate faggots and then a mod kills the threads for turning into /soc/-lite
Should be killed for tremendous faggotry even before that can happen.
still would fuck
Nah, fuck off to /soc/ or /r9gay/ if you want to talk about your shitty lives.
No, fembois try to mimick the female body without realising that a more thin but more muscular butt is more pleasing to the eyes and to the hand. They also try to mimick the female voices and mannerisms without realising that boys are superior to women in every aspect.
t. prison gay loser that can't make friends so he donates to internet men that can't post above the waist pics
>I don't go to beaches as it is...
i wouldn't dare lay a finger on you without your permission anyway
as much as you make me go crazy, people like you are made for consensual sex
Everyone there is a bunch of posers who are too scared to show themselves. You could steamroll all of them.
so have no advantage from it
Except you do since fags love thicc males and men with huge muscular asses
again its competition
hes not looking for a good time or to play video games or any of that shit. hes looking for attention. possibly money. he'd just get lost in the sea of faggots so thats why he and a few others just stray here
As long as they don’t fuck shotas
Be kind.
I don't care about that kind of crowd though. A bunch of degenerates...
>ruins threads while admitting he does it for donations and money
>tells others to be kind when called out
actual scum, hope someone breaks a bottle on your forehead
That was fast.
Derailing from elves in games of course. Now post elves. MALE elves. HANDSOME elves.
Pls more
Kill yourself.
This also goes to the faggot janitor who is monitoring this thread.
I said that's one potential been benefit for me. I've made $33 total in the years I've done this.
>Derailing from elves in games of course
This thread was never about elves in games.
They're vanilla as fuck and all of the actual degenerates ran away to /trash/, 8ch and discord.
>get free housing, food, everything from some beta fuck for years
>b-but I o-only g-g-got $33...
people like you ruin the perception for actual cuteboys (if you can't post anything about your legs you aren't cute), i hope someone breaks a bottle on your head while you're walking down the street
PREORDER NOW
YOU LIE
ELVES
HANDSOME ELVES
Still not interested. I don't ERP and I actually play the game when I'm subbed. Besides, I try to keep it clean when I'm actively posting in a general for an MMO I play.
I'm sure you know my situation better than me, huh user...?
your butt is beautiful and your moans sound like angels singing
i love you
Even Dwarf women have a beard and chest hair and they are all alcoholic mountain jews.
>I'm sure you know my situation better than me, huh user...?
you'd be surprised how much people know about you in terag user
And the mods never do a single thing about it.
I'm pretty sure they don't even ban him, they just delete his shill post sometimes so it looks like they're doing something
gender fluidity started in the 80's ya dingus
Nah, I only post elves I like.
I love you too user.
That's still weird since I don't know anyone that goes there and I've not played in years like I said... I used to be kind of close to one guy that was in the Yea Forums guild but he probably quit years ago for all I know.
i'll be honest you might want to drop in and report the discord, there's a lot of doxing that goes on in dms with people there about you, physical harassment is not nice, these are only rumors i've heard in the thread on vg (search it) of course but be careful!
And I'm tellin ya BUCKO you don't want to go there, it's a really dark place. And once you get there it's hard to get out. Solzhenitsyn talks about this, and I've read Solzhenitsyn. It's DARK STUFF BUCKO. Never mind that the CIA wrote it, it's DARK STUFF. And you don't want to go there. But I've read Solzhenitsyn, and it's not really obvious, it's really complex stuff. And DARK. And Solzhenitsyn is one of the deepest writers of the 20th century. He knew the darkness BUCKO, and. you. don't. want. to. go. there. He was a hero because he spoke the truth. It's hard to come back from that place, but he did. He cleaned his room and got the BUCKOS out of his country. And the other thing that's so interesting is that lobsters knew all this stuff. They cleaned their rooms 20 million years ago. And if you don't clean your room BUCKO it's a DARK PLACE, and trust me, you don't want to go there. I've been there, and trust me, you got to sort yourself out. And that's by no means obvious.
The clean room is the foil of God. Clean your room, bring him out of that DARK PLACE man, and that's your father saved. Got it BUCKO? You get to be top lobster, and that's by no means obvious. It's an archetype, I've read my Jung. It's a DARK PLACE man, I've read him. He went into that DARK PLACE and saved the lobster. And that's because he took the time to pet the cat BUCKO. And trust me, you don't want to go there. It's tyrannical, you don't want to go there. And it's by no means obvious. It's pathological. Trust me, I know BUCKO. I spent 30 years studying the Jungian archetype in the Concentration Camps. It's a DARK PLACE, you don't want to go down that road. And that's by no means obvious. And NEETCHA too, he was in a DARK PLACE BUCKO. It's mind-bogglingly brilliant stuff. And by no means obvious BUCKO.
Fuck elves, post dwarves.
>Now I will buy your game
Be a bit more specific about what to search for and I'll look into it I guess. I can't really imagine anyone cares enough to put this much effort into trying to find out stuff about me, I'm pretty open anyway.
Can a dick really move your jeans like that?
Asking for a girl friend.
people get mad when people are rewarded for low effort, terag is full of people like you and they get jealous, a lot of them are skids and some are more than that so i wouldn't poke the hive
That's not very helpful at all. I'm just going to assume you're making things up user.
I wish I was an elf (female)
I heard their penises tend to be bigger than the male counterparts.
t. low test elf "males"
you know i was actually regretting telling you since you don't seem to have changed, but now im glad you don't believe me :>
Yes. Definitely. It's a nuisance.
Tfw no Orcess gf.