The power of the hips

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I don’t want to get promoted

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I JUST WANT TO THIGH FUCK A QUARIAN

Why not? You clearly deserve it as such a dutiful employee

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There's something wrong with it

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>Sing-along mode

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It's cute. CUTE.

I have a question for you Yea Forums, I played mass effect 2 and 3 full renegade multiple times but I have never done paragon. I have also never finished ME1 and I wanna start a new playthrough. Should I do a full paragon run through the series which I have never done, or play renegade which is more fun and I havent done in a few years.

Do full renegade femshep and keep it fresh by picking alternate romances.

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>femShep
>ever

Somebody has to fuck Garrus

Don't just brainlessly pick up-right or down-right for an entire playthrough, be flexible and pick what you feel like. If you play NG+ you can clear any charm/intimidate checks you need to with ease, so you can target whatever scenes you want. Personally whenever I play I generally take the option that preserves the most lives of named characters so that they can cameo later.

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Bros it still hurts. Why did it all have to go so wrong?

>Shepard can't dance and Tali can't sing

Yes. Dr Michel.

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FemShep is fun user. You can make thotshep who learns the true meaning of love later in the series.

You can’t in ME2. It weighs choices based on potential points earned rather than flat checks, so unless you abuse the infinite points glitch at the start you can completely fuck up your run if you try playing both sides too evenly.

With all the dead husbandos?

My last femshep was trying to sleep with everyone at the beginning but then Thane’s lizard dick made her give up all the others. She couldn’t bring herself to thot about again after he died.

The only correct way to play is Tyrone Shepard and that's simply irrefutable.

Tyrone Shepard’s only canon romance option is Miranda.

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