Borderlands 3

So its coming. Are you getting it on Epic? Personally I dont know. That storefront is really bad right now and I dont want to give them money...

What character are you looking forward to? Soldier and bestmaster sounds fun.

I wonder if they can find some way to fuck it up more now...

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Pirating and waiting until there's a GOTY edition on sale on steam.

Chinese spyware store that has a "road map" like a confidence trick "live service" game? Absolutely not. And I wait a year, year and half after release so I can get the "complete" edition, with every patch that fixes glitches, for like $20.

I'll probably be pirating it on PC. Have we gotten any info on the new playable characters' abilities? Other than the leaked info.

>buying gearbox game
>buying borderlands
>buying any game from epic
LOL

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I really want the progress from all my playtime though, lame as it is...

That might be a good idea yes.

What I know is the siren is a melee Brick char, old man is a zero type char, soldier have a driveable mech and hoborobot summons animals.

I'll buy singleplayer games on there, but it is the death of any multiplayer game that launches exclusive to that store

No, I believe you need to be in some way braindamaged to enjoy games like Borderlands, Destiny, Diablo, PoE and similar.
But especially Borderlands with it's dull slot machine gameplay and extremely cringeworthy dialogue and story. Plus the cell shaded visuals are eye cancer.
In fact Randy has managed to make a series where every single element is utter dog shit and repulsive on it's own, there isn't a one single redeeming quality in any of the games in my opinion.

I wasn't going to get it no matter what it's on. Borderlands is shit.

oh don't worry randy I'll get it alright

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This thread was 110% made by a marketer who makes probably 50cents for threads that get 10+ replies.

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Thanks for the bump faggot, I'm laughing all the way to the welfare office.

I wouldn't buy this crap even if it was on Steam

These. Gearbox shills are real. When did Borderlands suddenly become a series Yea Forums liked?

I would rather shove my money up my ass than give it to him so he can get his million dollar bonus.

Nope.

Never give money to a company where Randy fucking Pitchford is allowed to be CEO.

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Getting it on my PS4™ "4 the players" entertainment system because if BL2 is anything to go by, 3 will be optimized like shit and fuck epic desu

>When did Borderlands suddenly become a series Yea Forums liked?
around 2007 but you had to be here to understand.

its a one of a kind game that still stands out amongst the copy cats and despite all the shit it rightfully gets, has always been one of Yea Forums's guilty pleasures

eh, you're just a poorfag

Solely to spite Randy "If There Ain't No Hair, I'm There" Bitchford, I've spent the last month telling everyone I could not to play his shit memenigger game. Hope this fag does a magic trick and hangs himself.

God bless whoever made this.

You know how your body vacates its bowels after you die? Just imagine, there's another Borderlands 3 press event and Randy hangs himself in front of everybody. Then his body shits out some doves that proceed to fly away.

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Just began playing 2 with the girlfriend today. You can't track more than one quest at a time and huge chunks of the game seem to involve just walking to the next firefight.

I'm baffled as to why this ever got popular.

Since I've got friends and we all want to play, we're getting it on EGL.

I'm sure they'll improve it (a lot, you can't even change your profile pic atm) so I don't care.

why are people still spreading the misinformation spread by a literal amateur reddutor about it being spyware?

>forum.facepunch.com/general/bvnqr/Epic-Games-Store-Is-Shit-But-It-s-Not-Spyware/1/

This is going to be one of the few game that i'll ever pirate.
Fuck Randy, and fuck Epic.

What's going on with this guy's hair? It's like thin at the roots and then thick on top.

Im bored and wanted a thread. Im not a marketeer. I like the games but hate the company and Epic.

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is it even worth pirating ?
i pirated borderlands 2 and i honestly regreted wasting my time

Are they keeping or getting rid of the Badass system?

>guranteed dlc for years
i'll wait for the badass game of the badass year of the badass version with all the badass stuff included

what’s wrong with borderlands 2?

Probably just implants/dyed.

What happened with Randy's lawsuit?

I really just want to play videogames. I'm tired of this world.

I’m going to pirate the fuck out of this game. Fuck the Epic Store.

>play borderlands GOTY
>PRE-ORDER BORDERLANDS 3 screen before you even get to play
>play handsome collection
>PRE-ORDER BORDERLANDS 3 on the main title
They must be insanely desperate

Never knew that Hamada is on world tour.

They wouldn’t have this problem if they released it on steam.

Borderlands is unique, unique in the fact that it's the only game that has ever failed to be fun with friends.
Borderlands has no respect for your time, ears or eyes and I'd sooner die than touch anything resembling this shit in a million years.

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I doubt anyone working there even knows what a fucking gearbox is

Daily reminder that Randy goes home each night to his beautiful wife. Whose really winning here Yea Forums?

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sounds like the best way. With gearbox it's best to just wait until you get the complete package for 10 to 20 bucks, because lets2be real here, the game won't be worth 60. it will be clunky, stiff and probably still lacking presentation like the other parts, so yeah just wait for a discount.

Dude, once i reach 40 i just wanna slam my dick into some moist pillow in the vague shape of a human body. His fat wife is fine. His ugly ass house and fedora wearing son on the other hand are not okay. Like, his house could be such a mansion, but it's like it was split up and decorated by the man who made battleborn.

>His fat wife is fine.
Copepost and cryforhelppilled

Because their personal assistant embezzled millions
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6220835/Personal-assistant-stole-millions-Texas-couple-VANISHING.html

>2007
Wanna know how I can tell you're a newfag trying to be cool?

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>Epic
Fuck no!

>His fat wife is fine.

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I refuse to buy anything else Randy works on.

Which one? There's been several.

youtu.be/2BmuPUiYAX8

here's randy potchford singing his very own 'the bigot song'. just in case you were ACTUALLY considering giving that guy money in 2019 along with chinaman-launcher

I wonder how many faggots are going to buy this off the Epic Games store?