Peaches castle

SUE

THIS

it looks like fucking playdough

KONG

FLAN

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KAICHOU

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this isn't a decartes quote, truly we are what we most fear-user

Is this turning into the next generation of HE Posting?

vocaroo.com/i/s1snDmyJV7Or

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CHAAAAAAAAARBOK

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DELETE

Basado

>unreal remake of mario 64
>literally just n64 with a bloomfucked coat of paint
>same jank n64 animations and everything
Why not use the superior sunshine or odyssey animations

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CUNNY

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based cunny connoisseur

NINTENDO HOOOO MY GOOOOOOOD

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H I R E

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anyone have the pokemon gif?

NIGGER

well I'm not sleeping tonight

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nintendo... i LITERALLY cannot handle the fact that you haven't HIRED THIS MAN
youtube.com/watch?v=d100lwy3NVA

Based

Raced and bedpilled

Link's model is okay.
Those animations though, lyl.

Yeah whoever made that image is dumb since its clearly Voltaire.

YO LIL NINTIE
I JUST HIRED THIS MAN TO REMAKE SUPA MARIO 64 FOR ME
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?

Jesus fuck did they fucking rip those animations straight from the sega saturn games or what
Pretty graphics cant mask abysmal animations

>2019
>Nintendo still hasn't hired this man
They targeted gamers...

Link's model is literally the Hyrule Warriors Link classic Link skin. Literally every link model in Cryzen's Unreal Remakes are just the Hyrule Warriors models...

>the ubiquitous "one area made in Unity shown for 3 minutes"
>HIRE THIS MAN
Do you people honestly, genuinely have any idea how much development is involved in a making a game from scratch?

The sad thing is Yea Forums would go nuts if Nintendo actually made a remaster that looked like that. There would 15 threads of furious masturbation

Why does every Unreal demo of nintendo games ALWAYS use the jank as fuck nintendo64 animations over high quality models

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NINTENDO

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Bad bait

there'd also be a thousand soul/soulless threads

that's the joke...

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That looks like shit. It looks worse than the Zelda SpaceWorld tech demo from 2001.

CryZENx needs to be hired by Nintendo and bring all of his creations to life, I'm not kidding, seriously that should be a thing. Yeah, work on getting hired by them seriously much respect great work, job well done.

>people unironically think these unreal engine piles of shit are good when their chock full of shitty animations, terrible design choices, BLOOM OUT THE ASS, and are completely soulless

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>every zoomer thinks more realistic > better game

sad times.

Looks like a fucking mosque

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Because they never played any Nintendo games. They just do this shit for the views.
Thus when they get the resources necessary for the remake, they simply grab whatever is from the game they are remaking

You sound like pyrocynical, or any other british guy

I'm aussie

based

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you bloody legend

>that ambient occlusion
is that fucking sfm?

Oh sorry, don't know a lot about english accents because I'm mexican

>slap bump maps onto fucking everything
>add a grey tint to the screen
>it's HD
Why do people keep making this shit?

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Worst thing is that the Link's Awakening remake looks about as shitty as these glossy post processing messes.

Super 64 Mario HD

desu i feel like this is more accurate for the remakes

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PLATO

WANPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!! OOOOOOOHOOOOOO WITH THE POOOOOOOWWWWWWWWEEEEEERRRRRRRRRREE!!!!!! ALWAAAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY ALL ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME THREE THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTONY GOOD GUYS BAD GUYS AND EXPLOSIONS AS FAR AS PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER BANG BANG BANG TURN DOWN FOR WHAT NINTENDO!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=XvINn-qsg4o

You're a decade too late for that.
We've seen this shit for gaymergate already where we went from "Who cares about any of this" to "FUCK WOMEN FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FAGGOTS"